The so-called etiquette is to avoid guests. When someone calls out words such as "Hello, waiter", he must look back at the source of the sound to confirm whether he is being called.
…
After a simple training, Lin Li had an idea.
"The singing position is in the corner. Because of your pet's special situation, when you sing, there will be electromagnetic light curtains coming down from three sides.
If you need additional instruments on stage, you can ask the waiter to help. We have machines. "
The service manager on the third floor pointed to the small stage in the corner, where there were many leftover musical instruments, and said.
"OK."
"If no one requests a song or has any requests, usually the three of you take turns. If so, pay attention to the message on the ID card, or I will come to you in person."
"OK."
Naturally, it was impossible for the restaurant to have no resident singers before Lin Li came. In fact, there were already two singers serving on the third floor alone, and they were said to be relatively well-known singers in Dawn City.
So the two of them naturally didn't have a good attitude towards Lin Li, the new job seeker.
"Hua Chengyu? There's no malice. Why didn't you say "turn into ashes"? Is this your cat that plays musical instruments? There's no malice. I'm just curious. Is there a dwarf hidden in it? "
This was the first sentence one of them said to himself after the three met: "There is no malice."
Lin Li grabbed Tom, who was about to go up and kick the man's butt, and sat lazily in his seat. He just felt that there were flies next to him and waved his hands, not bothering to pay attention to these two people.
You are here to make money, there is no need to make trouble over nothing.
What's more, the scolding is about turning into ashes, what does it have to do with me, Lin Li?
The punch on the cotton was actually the most infuriating thing. After the two residents realized that Lin Li didn't pay attention to their wishes, they left together with unlucky expressions on their faces.
Tom gritted his teeth.
Jerry emerged from the collar, holding a banana peel that suddenly appeared in his hand. Jerry glanced at Lin Li, as if waiting for his permission.
"It's none of my business if you throw away garbage." Lin Li said righteously.
then.
"call out--"
In a beautiful arc, the banana peel fell in front of the person who had just turned to ashes and Tom.
"Ahhhh——"
The next second, the singer accurately stepped on the banana peel.
The good news: He didn't fall, and he got to try banana peel roller skating for free.
Bad news: He can't even skate.
"Boom!"
After a slide, the singer hit the wall.
If he hadn't covered his face with his hands, he might have lost his appearance or even fainted.
"Who the hell lost the banana peel without quality!" the singer yelled after discovering the culprit.
Looking back, Lin Li was stroking Tom's head tenderly, and Tom was also trying hard to rub Lin Li's hand.
The picture is very warm, the Lord is kind and doting, there is absolutely no way it could have been done by them.
"Damn, bad luck! If I find him..." He cursed and left.
There were only humans, cats and mice left in the room. Jerry stuck his head out again and stretched out his hand to Tom, and Tom gave him a high-five in agreement.
"There is no surveillance in this room, so there is no problem for you to do this. But next time if there is surveillance, remember to do it in a hidden place, otherwise I will be caught and it will be difficult for me to end it."
Lin Li taught seriously.
"clear!"
"Also, don't kill anyone unless necessary. You two have immortality. You can recover if your body is chopped into pieces. Others cannot, so be careful when playing."
"knew!"
"Also, Jerry, I'm really sorry today. I can't let you appear in person. I can only let you hide in my clothes and sing."
"It's okay, Lin Li."
——
Soon, it was five o'clock.
The sounds outside the staff room gradually became the sound of cups clashing against the walls.
As a newcomer, Lin Li was naturally the third one to play in the round.
"Mom, this man came on stage with a cat and was wearing a tuxedo."
"Huh? Where?"
"On the stage!"
Lin Li, who had just come on stage, was discovered by a little boy who was not interested in eating before he started playing.
His clear voice sounded on the not-so-noisy third floor, and almost everyone heard it.
So everyone turned their attention to Lin Li and Tom behind the scenes.
As Wang Ci expected, except for the unscrupulous children, most people's first reaction when seeing Tom who was concentrating on playing the instrument was to frown.
Some people even called the waiter directly to ask what the situation was.
But all the noise and discussion disappeared the moment Tom played the trumpet.
Lin Li raised the microphone in front of him and covered the receiver with his hand.
It seems to be to enhance the sound collection of the microphone, but in fact it is to completely cover the line of sight so that Jerry can perform better.
When Jerry's voice echoed with Tom's accompaniment, almost everyone stopped eating and looked at this corner curiously.
The performance of the combination of cats and humans is surprisingly good, and the music played has never been heard before, which is really surprising.
The male guests and the children looked at Tom with great curiosity.
The female guests looked at Lin Li with great curiosity - Lin Li's skin was very good in terms of human aesthetics.
It's just that Lin Li has forgotten about being belittled every day in the dungeon.
Lin Li was actually the most leisurely person on the stage. He was currently looking at the guests in the audience.
Lin Li did not see any physical changes in these guests.
Lin Li was a little puzzled. With the medicine to stimulate awakening, these 'high-class people' in Dawn City must have the capital to stimulate their own awakening.
Could it be that the little dragon-like mutation that I saw before at the door of the city hall is very rare.
A young man was shaking his head to the rhythm of the music, very focused and enjoying himself, and happened to catch Lin Li's gaze.
So he raised the wine glass in his hand and toasted Lin Li from a distance.
Lin Li nodded politely in response.
But I also realized that such unscrupulous observation of customers might arouse resentment, so I stopped looking at customers.
…
When the song ended, Lin Li and Tom bowed forward.
The applause from the audience said it all.
Lin Li was about to return to the inner room through the back door when the ID card in his hand vibrated.
"One more song, any song."
"During the performance, a tip of 450 has been collected."
"Twenty-eight points of blood loss." Lin Li complained, then looked at Tom, "Are you okay, Tom?"
"no problem!"
——
Inner room.
After singing a full seven songs in a row, they got off the stage.
In fact, some people continued to order, but neither Tom nor Jerry could stand it anymore.
Lin Li was pouring water into his throat, and Jerry's throat was already smoking - black smoke was really coming out.
As for Tom, he was even worse.
Too much, too persistent.
It has been damaged by playing with the instrument.
At this moment, Tom was sticking out his tongue like a dog, the hair all over his body became wet, big drops of sweat seeped out from his forehead, the tuxedo on his body was wrinkled, and he collapsed beside him.
"Thank you for your hard work. I'll treat you to a big dinner tonight." Lin Li comforted him with a smile.
"Tom and Jerry's fatigue value is determined by both objective factors and their subjective factors."
This is what the picture book says.
Now it is obviously caused by objective circumstances.
Judging from this kind of income, protection fees can be easily collected, and even several months' balance can be accumulated in a few days.
The future is promising.
"Hua Chengyu." The service manager appeared at the door and called Lin Li's name.
"You want to sing again? We just came down. My cat and I can't stand it anymore and we need to rest for a while."
"No, there is a table of guests who invited you and Mozart to come to their table to chat." The service manager said with a smile.
"Not going."
Lin Li refused very simply.
"Why...why?" The service manager was puzzled.
"It's this kind of manager. My cat and I are applying for the position of resident singers. This type of service is not within my service scope at all." Lin Li shrugged.
Lin Li felt scared at the thought of facing those greasy rich women.
"This will definitely give you a lot of tips, and the profits from subsequent wine orders will be shared with you."
Lin Li stood up and came to the door so fast that the service manager was stunned.
"Which table? I'm here." Lin Li asked sincerely.
Lin Li was filled with joy at the thought of facing those white bills.
"That... that table." The service manager didn't respond.
Following the manager's direction, Lin Li saw the target.
Not a greasy rich woman, but a young woman with lingering charm!
Lin Mengde's eyes narrowed.
Double happiness.
"Tom, come here quickly."
Lin Li shouted to Tom, who was still lying on the spot.
Tom raised his head tiredly and shook his head laboriously at Lin Li.
"I really can't do it anymore."
"But there seems to be a cute little white cat at that table. Are you sure you don't want to come?"
After Lin Li reconfirmed the information on that table, he turned around as he spoke.
Tom, who had collapsed on the spot, was gone.
The corner of his clothes was pulled, and Lin Li lowered his head.
He saw Tom, who had put on a brand new suit and had a rose in his mouth, and was combing his hair with a comb.
Jerry, who was also dying, tried hard to get out of Lin Li's collar after hearing this.
"No little she-mouse, Jerry, just rest in my pocket."
Lin Li understood Jerry's thoughts instantly, poured cold water on him, and whispered.
Sure enough, the small bulge on his clothes stopped crawling upward and returned to the lining pocket of his clothes.
Putting the comb behind his back, Tom looked up at Lin Li and showed a standard toothy smile.
"I'm ready, let's go."
Lin Li had a deeper understanding of the "subjective factors" in the description of Tom and Jerry's fatigue values in the [Picture Book].
What a perverted cat, bah.
Lin Li despised people and cats who only had these things on their minds.
Lin Li adjusted his clothes, adjusted his smile, and strode towards the young woman.
Yes, Lin Li also looked down on himself.
He must have been contaminated by Tom.
The abilities of outrageous partners also have a real "fatigue value", which will be explained later.
Tom and Jerry don't have much fatigue - they get tired all the time.
Drubi, also known as Shaoyutan and Mr. Bait. Logically speaking, according to the plot of the anime, he is a dog with no fatigue value.
And the ability is also the most terrifying.
It is a dog that can draw a road, make it appear, pull continents with bare hands, etc.
It is also possible to be permanently summoned, but with some restrictions.
At the beginning of one version of this book, I actually summoned Drubi.
(End of chapter)
