The face of Dr. Zombie has the color of fanaticism of ancient missionaries.
As for Lin Li?
He was disheveled in the wind.
He just felt that the wind today was very noisy.
"what?"
Lin Li expressed the same emotion that Dr. Zombie had when he heard "Astronaut" - at this time, the expressions of the two were extremely familiar, but the roles were reversed.
"Didn't you hear clearly? Then I'll repeat it again. The spell must be accurate, otherwise it will anger the gods. The spell is Misga..."
Dr. Zombie was also very considerate and recited this "wonderful spell" twice.
"Well, doctor, I want to ask, if you don't know the name of this god, then do you know what the god looks like? Is she... a mouse?"
"Don't blaspheme God!"
The piety on Dr. Zombie's face instantly turned to panic. He suddenly stepped forward and covered Lin Li's mouth. The rotten epidermal tissue on his arm fell off due to the violent movement, revealing the dense white bones inside.
On top of that, it smells really bad.
Seeing that Lin Li broke free from his hand and had no intention of blaspheming, Dr. Zombie did not catch up and cover his mouth. Instead, he immediately clasped his hands together, stood on the ground with his eyes closed, lowered his head and began to pray in a low voice.
"God created this world and knows everything about this world. You are committing serious blasphemy. Please join me in praying for His forgiveness."
After praying for a few seconds, Dr. Zombie turned to look at Lin Li and said firmly.
"Uh-huh."
Lin Li nodded perfunctorily and seriously, not bothering to conflict with Dr. Zombie on this kind of thing, and just stood aside.
"Xili hulu, chirping, crackling..." - This is Lin Li's "pious" prayer.
As for his thoughts, Lin Li completely focused on other things.
Too much.
The status of this god suddenly disappeared.
System, you are really not a human being. You have set a truly wonderful spell on such a serious node.
Lin Li didn't question it at all. What Dr. Zombie said was a lie to him.
The first reason is that when Dr. Zombie said this, both his expression and movements were too serious and pious. Lin Li's eyes moved slightly and he looked at the super-big-brained Dr. who was much shorter than him because he was standing on the ground. , holding back his smile.
Secondly, this matter is indeed quite outrageous, but if it is your own system, it is actually just as outrageous and even reasonable.
But now Lin Li is very curious. After he chants the spell, will a Mickey Mouse Wonder House be built next to him, and then the god is really Mickey, right?
"stop--"
The sound of breaking through the air in the distance attracted Lin Li's attention. Lin Li looked up and saw a giant zombie flying towards him.
It shouldn't matter at first, but the problem is that this time it's not a certain part, this time it's a complete giant zombie, still alive. At this time, it even holds the weapon in its hand high, and there is a strong tendency to smash it down at the moment of falling.
Lin Li raised his eyebrows, started up a little, and with the help of [Big Big Wolf's Acceleration Running Shoes], he moved to the back of the bus. He saw a big hole where he had just stood, and a giant zombie was coming out of the hole. Climb out.
"ah……"
Because Lin Li did not cause any harm to him and did not attract any hatred, after the giant zombie stood up, he turned back and walked towards the legs of the mechanical zombie.
"Scared me."
Lin Li patted the dust on his body, walked out from the back of the bus, looked at the back of the giant zombie, and said with his tongue.
Eh?
Lin Li looked around and seemed to find something missing.
What about Dr. Zombie?
"Doctor? Doctor? Where are you?"
"I'm here..." The doctor's weak voice came from below.
Lin Li lowered his head and saw Dr. Zombie who was smashed into the pit.
The body curled up in the pothole, and the huge head sank into the sand. The eight mechanical claws on the back formed a cocoon to protect Dr. Zombie from being directly crushed to death.
Under the gravity of the giant zombie, the two mechanical claws at the top were broken, and the electricity sizzled, and lightning flashed out from time to time.
"..."
Because I don't have much piety and have been paying attention to the voices from the outside world, I avoided it at the first time. As for the zombie doctor next to me, it seemed that he had hit the target.
"Do you need a hand?" Lin Li extended his hand thoughtfully.
After Dr. Zombie got up, Lin Li looked at the operating mechanical zombie and said to him: "There is something wrong with the program settings. It has made such a serious mistake."
"It's not a program error. There will be no problems with my program. Under normal circumstances, it is impossible for a living zombie to break through this defense line." Dr. Zombie shook his head:
"The only abnormal situation is God's punishment! Punishment for speaking disrespectfully against us."
So regardless of the dust on his body, Dr. Zombie continued to pray in a low voice.
Lin Li frowned. He suddenly thought of his experience a few days ago, so he said in an inaudible voice: "Do you have the guts to throw another one over?"
"boom--!"
A heavy punch from the mechanical zombie once again smashed open a swarm of zombies. From a distance, Lin Li saw a giant zombie flying towards him. As expected, it was brand new, and at most it had a 99% discount.
Lin Li was a little convinced that the bug-free mechanical zombie had two problems in just one minute.
"Doctor, I know you want to pray, but don't pray yet. There are more urgent things to deal with now." This time, Lin Li thoughtfully reminded Dr. Zombie before running to the back of the bus.
…
"Doctor, I've already reminded you, why are you still getting hit?"
"There is no way to escape God's punishment."
Coming out from behind the car, he saw that six of the eight mechanical claws on his body were broken, and only two were barely used to support Dr. Zombie's body. However, he did not complain, but became more pious, and even knelt on the ground and continued to pray. .
Lin Li felt a little apologetic in his heart.
after all--
The culprit is obviously not the doctor, but himself who follows the rules.
The first time was probably because my prayer was just nonsense? The second time was entirely because I was a bitch.
However, one of Lin Li's confusions has been solved - the culprit who murdered me a few days ago has been found!
It's this rice... No, he's a trash god with no name and no character.
Lin Li, who knew the truth, had a cordial and friendly exchange with God's genealogy in her heart - if she had one.
Of course, Lin Li only imagined it, and he did not dare to say any of these words from his mouth.
Let me emphasize here that Lin Li did not follow his heart because he was worried about his own safety. Lin Li has always been a good comrade who "is not afraid of being shattered into pieces and wants to leave his innocence in the world."
The main reason is that there is a demented doctor beside him. He only has two mechanical claws left, and it really can't protect him for the third time.
Lin Li still had several unanswered questions. He would be very distressed if he died now.
Looking at Dr. Zombie, he noticed a small detail. Lin Li's relaxed movements froze for a few seconds. After confirming that he had read it correctly, he let out a long sigh.
This is a hellish world.
The mechanical giant was about to start attacking again. Lin Li whispered in a low voice: "God? Is he there? I was wrong."
"boom--"
With one punch, the zombies were full of flesh and blood, leaving no one alive, and the previous problems did not reappear.
He is such an easy god to coax, Lin Li blinked.
