When Lin Li blocked Squidward's huge eyes and stopped looking at SpongeBob, a few seconds later, SpongeBob's voice came from behind:
"Okay, Lin Li and Mr. Monster."
The two people turned their heads, and SpongeBob, who returned to his original appearance, walked up to them with his usual smile: "General!!"
All the dirty things seemed to disappear out of thin air.
"Dirty things, you made them disappear?"
"Of course not, of course the garbage must be thrown into the trash can." SpongeBob shook his head seriously.
"Where is the trash can here?" Lin Li looked around.
"There is one tens of thousands of meters away. I just squeezed my body and threw all the garbage into the trash can along with the squeezed water." Spongebob seemed to be talking about ordinary things.
"Okay," Lin Li smiled and nodded, no longer pursuing the logic of all this, and then looked at Brother Squidward, "Zhang...Mr. Monster, in this case, you will always be in a beautiful environment after you fall asleep. "
"Thank you, Spongebob, and thank you, Lin Li." Squidward became weaker and weaker, and in the clear water, the blood spilling from his mouth became more obvious.
Lin Li also discovered that the blood was not dark blue, but bright blue mixed with black liquid - his body was already terminally ill.
Squidward's eyes first focused on the two of them, and then moved around, looking at the blue sea. There seemed to be sunlight above his head, passing through the water, illuminating his body and bringing him warmth.
"It's such a happy and beautiful seabed, but I'm so sleepy," Squidward said with a smile as if crystals were rolling, "Mr. Lin Li, can I trouble you to cover me with a thick quilt of sand after I fall asleep?" ?
I am more afraid of the cold. If this water flows onto my body, I will be awakened. "
Perhaps he was worried that his body would pollute such an environment, Squidward said softly.
"I will, Mr. Monster." Lin Li nodded.
"I will also help, Mr. Monster, I will definitely cover you with the thickest quilt! I guarantee you will be very warm!
It's a pity that Sandy is not here, otherwise I could borrow some fur from her. Mr. Monster, let me tell you, Sandy's fur is the warmest thing in the world. I actually secretly hide a few of them at home.
By the way, Mr. Monster, you still don’t know who Sandy is, but let me tell you, she is a squirrel in our Bikini Castle! It's a squirrel! Squirrel under the sea! She...oh, you don't seem to know Bikini Castle, let me tell you again..."
Once Spongebob started talking, he couldn't stop at all, and began to chatter endlessly in Squidward's ears about his story and his life.
The topics are wild and wild, and sometimes when the topic turns, the content before and after it is not relevant at all.
Squidward, who was about to die, listened to SpongeBob talk about all the things he already knew. Not only did he not feel the slightest bit impatient, but instead he listened happily to every word SpongeBob said with a warm smile.
"SpongeBob, who is your best friend in Beechburg?" Lin Li suddenly asked.
"It's Patrick!" Spongebob answered without any hesitation.
"What kind of person is Patrick?"
"My best friend!"
Even Squidward, who was on the verge of death, couldn't help but roll his eyes when he heard such a conversation - Lin Li speculated that it was because Squidward didn't like Patrick Star.
If he summoned a Patrick Star, Squidward would probably die in silence.
"So Spongebob, who is your best neighbor in Beechburg?" Lin Li asked with a smile.
"It's Squidward!"
SpongeBob still didn't hesitate in his answer - after all, his only neighbor was Squidward.
But when he made this answer, his eyes seemed to glance at the huge and bloated Squidward on the ground.
"What kind of person is Squidward?"
"My best neighbor!"
"do you like him?"
"I like it, of course I like it. I'm Squidward's best friend." As if to show off, SpongeBob closed his eyes and said proudly with his hands on his hips.
"Did Squidward say that? Why didn't I know?"
"He didn't say it, but of course I know. He calls my name every day, and his tone is very excited. Sometimes when I play outside, Squidward will stick his head out of the window to say hello to me!"
——Lin Li suspected that this boy had mistaken the two emotions of excitement and anger.
"How is Brother Squidward treating you? SpongeBob" Lin Li continued to ask.
"Of course it's good! Even though he never shows it, I know it!" SpongeBob looked at his wrist - even though he didn't have a watch, then he looked up at Lin Li and told Lin Li a secret: "When we go back later, I and I will Patrick is going to take Squidward to catch jellyfish."
"You will make his head big." Lin Li said with a smile, and then he suddenly remembered that there was someone beside him and looked at Brother Squidward:
"Sorry, Mr. Monster, I was so absorbed in chatting with Spongebob that I forgot you existed for a while."
"It doesn't matter, thank you... thank you." Brother Squidward's voice became weaker and weaker, and it was already difficult to even say a coherent sentence, but there was a rich smile on the corner of his mouth.
"I... am very sleepy. I really... want to sleep." Squidward's eyes were almost completely closed. He glanced at the two of them again and said with great effort: "Good night... Sponge... Baby, good night... Lin Li... …gentlemen."
"Good night, Mr. Monster." Lin Li nodded.
"Good night, Mr. Monster, but do you want me to play you a lullaby?" Spongebob asked.
"If you can...that would be great...thank you...SpongeBob."
"You're welcome, Mr. Monster, it would be great if I could help you sleep." SpongeBob took a few steps back and pinched his musical instrument, his nose.
The opening song 'Dududududu' was played by him with his nose.
"sleep~sleep~sleep~sleep~" The melodious and slow music is mixed with SpongeBob's own lyrics.
At least in one thing, SpongeBob and Squidward are very similar - in terms of lyrics creation ability, but in terms of singing and playing music, SpongeBob is about to surpass Squidward.
Squidward slowly closed his eyes, smiled, and fell asleep.
[Main mission (3/3) completed]
[You have obtained mental enhancement pills. 】
[Absurdity level: 100%]
[Copy completed]
"SpongeBob, he has fallen asleep." Lin Li said softly when he heard the system prompt.
SpongeBob heard Lin Li's words, and after finishing the song, he let go of his nose.
Walking forward, he gently patted Squidward on the head.
"Good night, Squidward."
SpongeBob said.
