Directly touching and feeling the seabed with his body, but Lin Li did not have any wonderful experience.
Instead, the unpleasant smell that had persisted throughout his life reached its peak at this moment, causing Lin Li to subconsciously pinch his nose.
But it seems to be of no use.
"What is the real world like?" Lin Li asked.
"Don't you know?" Brother Squidward was a little surprised, but then he understood a little bit, "When you fell to the bottom of the sea for no reason, you seemed to be unconscious - I thought you were dead, and then you came directly into my world."
"You have no idea," Squidward repeated in a declarative tone, "this is a wonderful experience."
"It's messy and muddy, but it's as neat as that painting." Pointing to the "Tidy" in the corner, Squidward said with a smile.
When Lin Li looked over, the sewage in the scroll seemed to be rolling as if it were real, and rushed out of the scroll, slowly flowing down the page, and the sewage gradually spread in the room.
It turns out that this painting also refers to the real world.
"Sorry." Brother Squidward stood up, crumpled the work into a ball, and threw it into the wastebasket next to him.
Unfortunately, the sewage inside is still flowing out.
Picking up the mop, Squidward tried to clean the place, but he wiped more and more.
"Forget it, Squidward."
"Yeah, that's right." Brother Squidward nodded and tried to return to his position, but one of his feet was tripped by the mop and fell straight to the ground, splashing sewage all over the floor.
"Ha ha ha ha--"
He started laughing like crazy again.
After laughing, Squidward stood up and sat back in his seat as if nothing had happened, except that his face, hands, and feet were all covered with black sewage.
"What should I do if I want to return to the real world?" Lin Li asked.
"I don't know," Squidward shook his head, and his voice began to distort, gradually getting closer to 'Starfish' and 'Snail', "No one else has ever broken into my world."
"But maybe it's okay to kill you in this world?"
"I really want to kill you, Mr. Lin Li." Brother Squidward said with a smile. He raised his palms that were already covered with sharp claws and rubbed Lin Li's knees.
The clothes were instantly pierced, and the sharp teeth left dense wounds on Lin Li's knees, and blue blood gurgled out.
Then he seemed to remember what Lin Li said, and the blue blood turned into bright red in the next second, making it even more dazzling.
"You're going crazy again, Brother Squidward." Lin Li couldn't feel any pain, so he made no move to stop him.
"Ah - it seems so." Squidward retracted his hand and slapped his leg hard, causing blue blood to flow out.
Whether it was blue or red blood, it slid down the legs of the two people, but when it fell to the ground, it was instantly swallowed up and assimilated by the dark sewage.
"No need to kill you, you have to go back." Brother Squidward kept scratching his thigh with his hand, and at the same time pointed out the window with his other hand, and said softly: "I can't do it anymore."
Lin Li stood up, swam through the sewage, and looked out the window from Squidward's perspective.
The world is falling apart.
Bikini Castle is gradually breaking into pieces one after another, and the edges of each piece gradually turn into black powder and float away.
The shells no longer swim, the sun no longer shines brightly, and the silky ribbons burst.
Darkness and despair have become the main colors, indicating that the end of the world has arrived.
Only SpongeBob's pineapple house still persists, and even enjoys a piece of sunshine to itself. The pineapple leaves on the top of the pineapple are still swaying in the wind that comes from nowhere.
"When this world disappears, you should be able to go back. It's a pity...
What does red blood taste like when you drink it...
I want to hold on a little longer so that we can all be in this world...
Hey hey hey, you will definitely taste 10,000 times more delicious than the meat of a starfish...
Stay a little longer...
Why do you have a protective case! Why are you still alive! "
Squidward's words gradually became strange and intermittent, as if two different people were speaking with this body.
An octopus' tentacle appeared from outside the window and patted the window, but when he looked over again, it disappeared again.
Lin Li turned around and looked at Brother Squidward, who was already holding his head in his hands and kneeling on the ground, squatting in front of him.
There were no wounds on the back of his head.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!!" Squidward's sharp claws tore his scalp, and blue gradually soaked his whole body, with a scary smile on his face, but the words he spoke were full of emotion. of apology.
Lin Li sighed, feeling a little sad.
Why does the world of "SpongeBob SquarePants" become like this?
Damn system.
It's all the system's fault.
He grabbed Brother Squidward's hand and asked him to hold his own instead. Lin Li said to Brother Squidward: "Stop insisting."
As if the pain was temporarily relieved, Squidward lay exhausted in the sewage, breathing heavily.
"Kill me, Mr. Lin Li." When he raised his head, this was the first thing he said.
Lin Li and Brother Squidward looked at each other, and then said softly:
"I have no weapons."
"Here you go." In Brother Squidward's hand, the steel rod that Lin Li had placed in the coral forest suddenly appeared.
"At least give me a better weapon. Using this to kill you will not only torture you, but also torture me."
Lin Li looked at the steel rod and said helplessly.
"I see you use this all the time, I thought you liked it." Squidward smiled miserably.
"That's not because I can't find anything else."
Squidward once again takes out a shotgun - the same one Mr. Krabs once held.
"what about this?"
"much better."
"Aim for my head."
"Well, I'm going to shoot."
"Wait a minute." Brother Squidward suddenly stood up, and the microphone that had tortured Lin Li for a long time appeared in his hand, "Mr. Lin Li, please allow me to perform one last song for you, "Goodbye, LinLi" (Goodbye, Lin Li)."
Lin Li: "..."
"Stop torturing yourself, Squidward, I can't bear it anymore."
"It would be torture for me if the artwork I created was not appreciated by people who understand it. Mr. Lin Li, please shoot me the moment I finish singing."
Squidward said seriously, even though his whole body was undergoing changes and his body was gradually becoming bloated.
He really seems to be radiating the brilliance of an artist - it would be better if the songs sounded better.
"Okay, please." Lin Li sighed and nodded.
"Bye, Lin Li, BYE Lin Li, I'll see you next time, Lin Li ~Li~ Li~Li~ (Goodbye, Lin Li, goodbye Lin Li, we will see you next time, Lin Li~Li~Li~Li~)
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The level is very stable, and you can tell at a glance that Squidward didn't plagiarize.
Lin Li took a deep breath. He thought listening to Squidward singing was already unbearable.
But he didn't expect that if he had a weapon in his hand while listening to Squidward singing... he would not only have to endure the unpleasant music, but also endure the desire to shoot immediately.
Called double torture.
"I beg you, Mr. Lin Li, please kill me."
"Not only here, but also when you meet the real me who is completely crazy, please... kill me."
"I will help you as much as possible, help you...kill me!"
After the performance, Squidward smiled brightly, and in the miserable blue, he said firmly and loudly.
"As you wish." Lin Li nodded heavily.
"bump!"
The bullet passed through Squidward's head, and he fell straight into the sewage with a crazy smile.
The resurrection portrait house began to collapse, and when his own body began to collapse, Lin Li looked at the pineapple house outside the mirror from the corner of his eye before falling into coma.
The world is collapsed and dark, but that pineapple exudes a quiet and beautiful light.
[Absurdity level: 90%]
[Main mission (3/3): Kill Brother Squidward]
[Task tip: The wound under the back of the head]
[Task Reward: Mental Amplification Pills]
[Mental Amplification Pills: It takes effect after consumption and improves the mental power of the user - it is easier to concentrate, the brain will not be exhausted, etc., and it is immune to general mental attacks. 】
