Beechburg became an empty city.
Traces of life are obviously still there, but there is no living thing.
Not even scallops or seahorses, these creatures that couldn't speak in "SpongeBob SquarePants", Lin Li had never seen any of them.
The gentle breeze in the morning blew by, and a forest of tumbleweeds passed by, heading towards the silent wilderness.
Pursing his lips, Lin Li walked near the Krusty Krab.
In the past, there was already an endless stream of people at the door of the Krusty Krab at around nine o'clock, but now it is deserted.
Mr. Krabs and King of the Sea stood quietly, staring at each other.
The door that the Sea Tyrant opened by himself still retains the appearance when he left.
"anyone there?"
Still no response.
Clenching his fists in frustration, Lin Li forced himself to calm down his uneasy mood, walked to the door of the Krusty Crab, raised his steel rod, and prepared to break down the door.
Mr. Krabs is dead, and there is no one to unlock the door of the Krusty Krab.
"Squidward!"
But when Lin Li raised the steel rod, his eyes were locked inside the Crab King. Through the light blue transparent glass, he finally saw a living person!
Squidward, with a stern face, was standing on the cashier boat, wearing a staff hat on his head, looking ahead boredly.
Lin Li only thought that Sima's face looked so kind.
After tentatively pushing the door, it was able to open. Lin Li walked straight towards Brother Squidward: "Brother Squidward!"
"Hello, what would you like to order?" Squidward's eyes and droopy eyelids didn't move at all, and he didn't even look at Lin Li. He just mechanically repeated what he would say to every customer he met.
"Brother Squidward? Is it me, Lin Li?" Lin Li's pace slowed down slightly.
"Hello, what would you like to order?"
"I'm Lin Li. Is it possible that there is an amnesia setting now?" Lin Li paused.
"Hello, what would you like to order?"
Lin Li was a little anxious. After thinking for a while, he chose to sing: "It's me, I'm that Friend, friend, my friend, you are a friend, friend is you, Lin Li~Li~Li~
(Friend, friend, my friend, you are a friend, my friend is you, Lin Li~Li~Li~)"
——After all, in TV dramas, people rely on stimulating memories to regain their memories.
In addition, there was a saying that Lin Li felt that even his tone-deaf self could sing this song better than Squidward.
Squidward actually reacted to this.
As if a switch was triggered, Squidward's head trembled slightly. His eyelids covering half of his eyes finally raised slightly, and his face was no longer expressionless, but showed a little exhaustion:
"Is it you, Mr. Lin Li? I'm sorry. I've been a little tired recently. I haven't had a good rest and my mental state is not very good. If I continue, I will definitely go crazy.
Why are you late today? It's already past nine o'clock. I'm worried about you. "
His voice was full of concern, completely different from the indifference just now.
"I overslept today," after finding a random excuse, Lin Li put his hands on the cashier, leaned forward, and got a little closer to Brother Squidward:
"Squidward, do you know where everyone in Bikini Castle has gone?"
"Who?" Brother Squidward didn't seem to understand Lin Li's words, and was a little strange and confused.
"Anyone is welcome, as long as they are residents of Beechburg." Lin Li asked eagerly.
"There...isn't there a lot behind you?" Brother Squidward hesitated for a while, then stretched out his finger and pointed at Lin Li's back.
Lin Li: "..."
Lin Li really had something to say in his heart at this time.
No, this kind of thrilling plot is coming again, it’s really a bitch, I’m going to fuck you.
"Brother Squidward... behind me, could it be Mr. Krabs aiming a shotgun at my head?" Lin Li asked helplessly.
"What are you talking about?" Brother Squidward looked confused.
Holding the steel rod in his hand tightly, this was the only thing that could bring him a sense of security. Lin Li quickly turned his head and made a swinging motion.
"Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing!" A resident looked at the flying stick, squatted down quickly, covered his face with his hands, and asked in horror.
A yellow salmon, just an ordinary resident of Beechburg without a character name.
Behind him, there was a long queue of Beechburg residents, seemingly queuing up to buy a Krabby Patty. At this moment, they were either looking at him in horror or confusion.
"What are you doing, do you want to hit someone? Is there any Bikini Castle law?" Someone shouted after reacting.
"If you don't want to buy a Krabby Patty, don't be in front of the queue. I'm going to starve to death!" a resident suppressed his fear and cursed angrily.
"Do you want it or not?"
"Hurry up, I'll wait until the flowers fade."
"Are you MM or GG?" a female resident fish asked, seemingly curious about human gender.
"Super plus...no, no," Lin Li, who almost changed his words, quickly moved a step to make room for the team. At the same time, he looked at the residents squatting on the ground: "Sorry, sorry."
Lin Li clicked on the pine cone logo on the diving suit.
"Connecting for you, please - beep."
Sandy picked up the phone before the machine even finished speaking the first tone.
"Hello? Hmm~ What's wrong, Lin Li, ah~." Sandy's voice rang from inside the diving suit.
It's just that... there seems to be some strange sound mixed in the middle of the words.
"Shouldn't you go to work at the Krusty Krab now? Hmm, did you forget to pick up something? Oh - do you want me to send it to you? Larry, you don't have to use so much force~"
Lin Li: "..."
He wanted to breathe a sigh of relief, but was the current situation normal or abnormal?
Now ask Sandy what she is doing, she won’t say she is running, right?
Although humans can't do squirrels and lobsters...at least not...but lobsters, even less, right? !
"It's okay Sandy, I just accidentally pressed the button, I'm sorry." Lin Li finally said without asking.
The top priority is to find the source of the absurdity. Song Xia Zhi Lian has no time to deal with it.
"It's okay. I'll continue to exercise. If you have any questions, just come to me. Huh - I finally pushed thirty times. Larry, please help me change the weight. It's lighter. This time I can do it all by myself."
I'm guilty, I deserve to die, Lin Li apologized in his heart.
"Yeah, okay." After saying that, the two hung up the phone.
Beechburg seems to be back on track and everything is normal.
"Lin Li, come here and help me." Brother Squidward looked at Lin Li and said.
"What's up?"
"You come here to collect the cash, and I'll make the Krabby Patties." Squidward opened the door of the ship and walked to the kitchen room.
"Huh?" Lin Li took his place and helped customers order. While passing the menu, he turned to Squidward and asked, "Where's Spongebob?"
"I don't know, he didn't come to work today either."
"SpongeBob didn't come to work?!" Lin Li said in disbelief.
"Yes, who knows, maybe I overslept just like you." Brother Squidward shrugged and said indifferently.
"Guest, your delicious crab patties." After a few minutes of entering, Brother Squidward took out a plate of green 'burgers' with green gas coming out, and brought them to the first customer who ordered.
This level... is indeed very Squidward.
The customer frowned as he looked at the appearance, and then took a tentative bite.
"vomit--"
Lin Li's reaction was the same as when he ate the Krusty Krab.
"What is this? This is not a delicious crab patty at all!" the customer yelled.
"Eat if you like, or get out if you don't!" Brother Squidward never gets used to his guests, so he said completely indifferently.
"I want delicious crab patties!" The customer didn't listen to Squidward at all and slammed the burger at Squidward. "If you don't give me delicious crab patties, I'll refund your money!"
"Haha." Squidward picked up the crab crab residue on his face, sneered, and smashed it into the customer's face.
"Don't fight anymore." Seeing that a fight was about to start, Lin Li quickly went up to break up the fight.
"What are you doing!" The door of the room next to the kitchen was opened with a bang, and a voice sounded from the door.
Lin Li's hair stood on end when he heard this timbre.
He slowly turned his head and looked at the source of the sound.
Mr. Krabs walked straight towards him.
[Absurdity level: 70%]
