Lin Li looked at this strange starfish and his eyes became wary.
Haixing didn't seem to care about Lin Li's reaction and continued to talk to himself in his weird tone.
"I really, really want to eat you, Mr. Lin Li." He repeated.
"If there hadn't been such an obstacle, I might have eaten you by now." Haixing struggled with his arms on both sides, and the remaining chains made a "squeaking" sound.
"I think you must taste very good. It must be so delicious that I want to shed tears. Damn it, damn it!"
There was some anger in Starfish's weird voice. He bared his teeth and chewed the air hard with his missing teeth.
He suddenly regained his composure.
"Do you know? I have always been able to eat only the meat of starfish. Starfish, starfish, starfish are everywhere. What a disgusting species. Dirty and disgusting. The feeling of swallowing it makes you want to vomit. Starfish are actually my favorite. Disgusting creature, bar none.
In fact, I hate a lot of people, Patrick, Mr. Krabs, Sandy... no, maybe everyone in Bikini Castle except Spongebob. "
"Ha, forget it, they are not human, they are just one of the sources of the stench." Haixing sneered.
"I really feel like I'm going crazy. No, I'm already crazy. Otherwise, how could I face you in this way at this time and say these words?"
Haixing raised his head and looked at Lin Li painfully. This was the first time such an expression appeared on his face:
"Mr. Lin Li, if I can't eat your meat, can you kill me? I want to die so much. It's hard for me to die, but if you stuff firecrackers like yours into my stomach, I might die. ”
He was a little sad and said with sorrow in his eyes.
"I... deserve to die."
After saying this, Haixing suddenly lowered his head crazily and then raised his head quickly, causing the back of his head to hit the wall hard.
A blue flower remains.
"I want to die, I want to die, I want to die, I want to die!"
Starfish muttered these words and repeatedly banged his head against the wall.
The remaining chain, which had been somewhat loosened by Lin Li, finally fell off and fell to the ground under the huge movement of Starfish.
Lin Li took two steps back and raised the steel rod in his hand.
That barrier had disappeared, and he was worried that the starfish would come up and bite him.
But Haixing didn't seem to realize this at all. He just hit the wall with the back of his head and didn't even open his eyes to look at Lin Li.
The blood flowers on the wall are getting bigger and thicker.
He really has gone crazy.
“Secret recipe for a delicious Krabby Patty: bread, patties, tomatoes, mustard, pickled cabbage, onions, lettuce, cheese and tomatoes, bread.
The patties are composed of 70% starfish meat, 29.9% starch, and 0.1% Mr. Krabs meat. "
Lin Li submitted his answer to the system in his heart.
[The secret recipe is correct. 】
[You have completed the main mission (1/3), and you have obtained [Delicious Crab Cake]*1. 】
After confirming the correctness of the secret recipe, Lin Li sighed, raised the steel rod high, and swung it at the side of Haixing's head.
"Ugh."
Starfish fell to the ground, making no sound, but the slowly squirming flesh and blood on his body seemed to tell Lin Li that he was not dead yet.
But Lin Li didn't care about him anymore. He didn't intend to kill him with this blow. Perhaps, he just hoped that after he woke up, he might regain his sanity.
He walked towards the exit and looked at the second main mission that popped up in the system.
[Main mission (2/3): Find the real source of absurdity]
[Task Tip: Go to the Crab King]
[Task reward: Character "SpongeBob SquarePants" (one-day experience card)*1]
Lin Li paused. He turned around and looked at Mr. Crab's body on the ground.
"Isn't the source of the absurd Mr. Krabs?"
【wrong answer. 】
Hearing the system's response to his judgment, Lin Li rolled his eyes and whispered:
"The source of absurdity, is it Spongebob? Is it Patrick? Is it Squidward? Is it the boss? Is it this starfish..."
Unfortunately, Lin Li, who originally wanted to solve this task directly using the exhaustive method, found that the system did not respond to his attempts at all.
"It should be necessary to subconsciously feel that there is evidence to support it." Lin Li made this speculation.
"But the source of the absurdity is not Mr. Krabs? Who could it be?"
Lin Li looked at the lower right corner of his sight, and saw that the level of absurdity was only 50%, which was only halfway there.
Then he sighed again, this "SpongeBob SquarePants" world, which was originally so good, suddenly became so hellish today.
Lin Li looked at the time on his diving suit. Oh, it was already 0:13. It had become the underworld since yesterday.
What's even more disgusting is that the incident in the underworld is only halfway over.
forgive me.
After adjusting his mood, Lin Li headed for the exit.
He planned to go back to Sandy's house to sleep first, and then go directly to the Krusty Krab during the day to look for clues to the second mission.
Lin Li paused again. At the entrance of the cellar in front of him, bright light poured in from the hole and filled the steps below.
Is there anyone outside?
When Lin Li carefully carried the steel rod to the exit, he realized that the light was not man-made, but the warm sunshine of dawn.
Lin Li walked out of the cellar: "..."
Lin Li had never seen the sun at 0:13.
Some couldn't believe it and looked at the watch on their diving suit.
The first second, 0:14.
But the second Lin Li locked his eyes on it, the numbers on it suddenly began to change rapidly, from zero to one, to two... and finally, it stayed at 9:14.
[Absurdity level: 60%]
"...Is this fast forwarding? Does it mean you won't let me sleep?" The expression on Lin Li's face at this moment can only be described as indescribable.
But he was a little lucky in his heart - this little thing can increase the level of absurdity by 10%. Compared with the experience just now, this is really nothing!
Since it was already past nine o'clock, Lin Li gave up his plan to go back to Sandy's house and went directly to the Krusty Krab instead.
If no one realizes that time is fast forwarding, there will be no one at the Krusty Krab at this time, so you can check it out yourself.
If you include residents, time has fast forwarded and it’s time to go to work.
After sorting out his somewhat dirty diving suit, Lin Li started to return.
Soon, he realized something was wrong.
——I didn’t see anyone along the way.
This didn't just include the section of road where there was no one when he arrived. When Lin Li arrived at the residential area of the unknown Beechburg residents, there was no one in the place that was supposed to be bustling at nine o'clock in the morning.
Even if the actual time now is still early midnight, it shouldn't be like this - no one has noticed the time change.
The beggar fish that had been sitting next to the garbage dump and never moved its nest was also missing, but his cardboard house remained in place.
"anyone there?"
"Something's wrong with me, can someone help me?"
"There is a wallet here. Who lost it?"
Lin Li tried to shout, but there was no response.
There was no sound of any living person in the entire Bikini Castle.
Lin Li swallowed a mouthful of saliva and pressed the pinecone symbol on his chest.
"Connecting for you, please wait."
"..."
"Connecting for you, please wait."
"..."
"Sorry, we can't connect to the other party at the moment."
Sandy replied instantly, but this time, there was no response.
