What a stupid system, give me back my childhood!
Lin Li cursed in his heart.
After thinking about it, Mr. Krabs was silent for a while, with his head hanging down and fiddling with the shotgun in his hand.
"Since you are also involved in this matter, there is nothing you can do about it." Mr. Crab raised his head, looked at Lin Li who was already far away from him, and said calmly.
"You are Sandy's friend, right? After I deal with you, I will go find Sandy, your dead soul, and we can continue to be friends together soon.
What a pity. Sandy is also a loyal customer of the Krabby Patties and a nice person. How could she be involved in such a thing? "
Mr. Krabs shook his head regretfully, but then smiled again:
"But that's okay. After all, if this is the case, I can try adding human meat and squirrel meat to the Krabby Patty to see how it tastes.
If it tastes good, I can make two new limited edition products. After all, you two are older than the boss. It would be a pity if I was the only one eating it. "
Mr. Krabs smiled ferociously and raised the shotgun in his hand again.
"Ah, you are wearing a diving suit. If there is a hole in your body, will you drown at the bottom of the sea? My dear human being, Mr. Lin Li?"
"Why are you talking so much nonsense? It's so noisy that I still want to sleep." Starfish on the side said extremely impatiently.
"bump!"
Lin Li subconsciously threw the steel rod in front of him, and then his body suddenly moved sideways and rolled towards the corner at the end of the road, where the meat pie-making machine was stored.
Although it was a bullet at the bottom of the sea, this was the world of "SpongeBob SquarePants" after all. The speed of the bullet was not much slower than when it was in the air. Lin Li could only barely capture its afterimage.
But the trajectory of the bullet was very biased, and Lin Li speculated that even if he didn't dodge, it wouldn't be able to hit him at all.
As he rolled into the corner, Lin Li was overjoyed: Could it be that... Mr. Crab's shooting skills were as bad as those of characters like Bald Qiang, and that he couldn't even hit him in front of him?
"Well!"
The bullet hit.
Starfish spit out a mouthful of rich blue blood, which slid down his chin and onto his stomach with a huge wound.
"Who told you to talk too much?" Mr. Krabs laughed and said, "If you talk too much, I will hit you in the head with my next shot!"
"Ugh-" Haixing sneered nonchalantly.
"bump!"
The bullet hit Patrick's head, leaving a bullet hole. The edge of the bullet hole was burnt black and scorched due to the high temperature.
"it hurts."
Starfish bared his teeth and trembled all over. Then he shook his head and poured out the bullets in his head. His calm eyes were full of boredom. He looked at Lin Li hiding in the corner in front of him and raised his Z-shaped eyebrows:
"Come on, it hurts so much."
"It's useless to hide behind the wall. Lin Li, I won't be attacked by you like a fool. Let me guess, are you hiding behind the wall now, waiting for me with my machete? ?”
Words full of joking came from Mr. Crab's mouth, wandering in the cellar.
"He's not, he's..." Haixing, who could see Lin Li's movements, said.
"bump!"
This time the bullet went directly through Starfish's head, and there was no need for him to pour out the shells.
"Ah——, it hurts——, my recovery speed must not be as good as before today."
"It's okay, I don't need you to make meat pies today. I plan to suspend business for a day to deal with some things." Mr. Crab, who had just said that the demand for meat pies would double, changed his mind very naturally.
Mr. Krabs said with a smile, his footsteps echoing in the cellar.
At this time, Lin Li was rummaging through this space.
He needs fire.
Squatting in the corner with a knife may be an option, but it is an option with a high chance of failure.
Lin Li didn't want to take this risk. He also had the trump card of [Jerry's Little Firecracker].
But Lin Li didn't see anything igniting the fire. The footsteps were getting closer and closer. He looked up at Starfish and asked:
"Starfish, is there anything here that can light a fire?"
"Yes," the drowsy Starfish tried his best to open his eyes, looked at the bucket containing starch, and said, "There is a flamethrower in the bucket, although Mr. Krabs eats my flesh. Sometimes I prefer sashimi, but sometimes I also like it grilled.”
"What, Lin Li, do you want to use a musket against the shotgun in my hand? Isn't it a bit too whimsical?" Mr. Crab could also hear the conversation between the two people, and he said with a smile.
Lin Li quickly opened the lid of the vat. As expected, in addition to spoons and starch, there was also a small musket inside.
God help me.
Now that there was fire, Lin Li thought of another method-sprinkling starches into the air and igniting them would easily lead to explosions.
However, after hesitating for a moment, Lin Li still manifested [Jerry's Little Firecracker] in his hand.
In this unscientific world under the sea, there are too many uncertainties if you want to use scientific methods to solve problems.
For example, among the requirements for starch explosion, drying. In the current situation, is it drying or not drying?
There is only one chance to operate. If you fail, you will lose more than you gain, not to mention the risk of blowing yourself up.
"Where did you conjure it up?" Looking at the [Jerry's Little Firecracker] in Lin Li's hand, Patrick's eyes widened, as if he couldn't believe this scene, and asked aloud.
"What is it, show me too?" Mr. Crab also asked.
"Okay, let me show you." Lin Li responded, lit the fuse above with a spray gun, crouched on the ground, stuck his head out and saw Mr. Crab's position, threw [Jerry's small firecracker] out, and then He quickly got up and ran to the corner.
"Although it's magical that you conjured this thing, but if you use this against Mr. Krabs, I think you might as well fight him with a musket."
Haixing raised his eyebrows, and after seeing things clearly, he said helplessly.
"Hahahahaha——"
Mr. Crab, who was still wary at first, burst into laughter the moment he saw what was thrown clearly.
"I thought it was some magical thing, but it turns out that children like this will hate firecrackers that are too small when they see them."
Mr. Krabs walked up to the lit firecracker, picked it up with both ends of his tongs, held it in his hand, and placed it in front of his eyes.
"Lin Li, do you know? I am a crab. My shell is a little harder than you want, so I am not afraid of your knife at all. This is why I don't care at all even if you hide behind the wall."
Mr. Krabs said calmly.
"You take this, I really don't know what to say, are you despising me?"
"Hahahahaha——"
"My stomach hurts from laughing so hard."
Lin Li huddled in the corner: "..."
He... had a strange face and wanted to laugh a little, but Lin Li was trying his best to hold it in.
Your shell is hard enough, so there is no problem, but if it can withstand 0-range frag grenades, then he will admit defeat if there are many copies of him, and he deserves to die.
Originally, Mr. Krabs couldn't be seen from his perspective, but Mr. Krabs' words and deeds at this time were so similar to Tom at that time, and the sense of the scene came out immediately.
"Come on, I'm just waiting for it to explode in my hand..."
"boom!!!!!"
[Jerry's little firecracker] exploded.
