Lin Li's hair stood on end, his eyes widened instantly, but his pupils constricted.
Holding the steel rod tightly, without hesitation, Lin Li used all his strength to swing his head hard at his back.
This is no longer the "SpongeBob SquarePants" in his memory, so Lin Li no longer has the shackles of not being able to bear to act on these characters.
"Whoosh——"
The steel rod quickly crossed the underwater world, the sound of water breaking appeared in my ears, and a few small bubbles floated on the edge of the steel rod.
Nothing hit.
Lin Li bit his lower lip tightly and looked at Mr. Crab in front of him.
He was standing at the iron gate, still some distance away from him, so naturally he couldn't hit it.
His smile was wanton and arrogant, and his whole mouth opened to an exaggerated degree, making people worry that his mouth would completely break in the next second.
In his hand, he held an old-fashioned shotgun, with the black muzzle pointed directly at his face.
His smile probably means: Sir, times have changed.
"I'm sorry, kid, I'm standing here and I haven't reached your side yet. Mr. Crab's voice also sounds a little different from usual. The tone is stronger and louder, with a trembling tail tone.
He's also crazy.
"Why did you tell him, my real child, you made me lose a lot of fun." Mr. Crab looked at Starfish and said dissatisfied:
"What I was thinking was, I quietly and gradually came closer, and then patted him on the shoulder. The moment he turned back, I broke one of his arms. Looking at his shocked face, I interrupted him again. One foot, hey hey hey...
At this time, he should be unable to stand still. I dragged him to your side, and then used my hands, bit by bit, to saw off his remaining hands and feet.
God, this scene, I feel so wonderful just thinking about it, haha..."
There was a little drool left on the corner of Mr. Krabs' mouth.
Starfish, because of you and I have lost so much fun, I will double the supply of meat pies today. By then, there may be a little bit of pain, so please remember to be patient. "
Mr. Krabs' tongue poked out from between his sharp teeth, rolled over his lips, and spread the saliva at the corners of his mouth. In conjunction with his voice, it looked even more crazy.
"Whatever." The smile on Haixing's face still did not disappear. He looked at this scene completely indifferently, as if it had nothing to do with him and he didn't care about the so-called pain at all.
"Don't you think it's a little too disgusting for you to make Krabby Patties like this? Are you sorry for the residents of Bikini Castle, Mr. Krabs?" Lin Li crossed the steel rod and knife in front of him and asked, while slowly backing away.
Of course, Lin Li had no intention of using words to influence the villain. He was just buying time and retreating slowly so that he could at least find a bunker.
"I just want delicious food, what's wrong with me?
Haven't you seen it yet? Everyone likes delicious crab patties so much, and I, bringing them such food, is obviously a happy thing for everyone, but why does it turn into "I'm sorry" when it comes to your mouth? "
Mr. Crab didn't seem to be in a hurry to kill Lin Li. He put away the muzzle of his gun. Youzai Youzai stood beside him with the shotgun as a cane and said lightly.
"How much I have sacrificed to make the Krabby Patties delicious enough to make a lot of money. Did Haixing tell you? The secret recipe of my meatloaf also includes my own meat." Mr. Krabs tilted his head and looked at Lin Li .
"Who are you trying to fool by adding that little bit?" Lin Li did not answer, but Haixing made a disdainful taunt.
"There is nothing we can do about it," Mr. Crab shook his head regretfully, "After all, my regeneration ability is not as good as yours. If I were to increase it according to your ratio, I would have died a long time ago. This is not good."
"Ha," Lin Li sneered, continued to retreat at a small distance, and asked at the same time: "Did you do what happened to Karen? Where is the boss, how is it?"
"Seriously, Lin Li." Mr. Crab spread his hands and said in a troubled tone, "I originally thought that the machine yesterday was completely planned and made by the ruffian boss. I didn't expect you to be involved in it, so I just Targeted him.
I know my old man so well that I know whatever he wants to do. I don't even bother waiting for him here.
He really came here as soon as the machine was destroyed by me, and walked in without any precautions, thinking that he was going to get my real secret recipe.
Then he saw Haixing and knew the truth. He panicked and ran away like a child.
Oh, he also said that he is the most evil person in Bikini Castle. He can't even accept such a thing. I really look down on him.
If he finds it interesting, I might sit down and cooperate with him and share all this. After all, I am the only one responsible for making meatloaf, which is still a tiring task.
However, his reaction was within my expectations. It can only be said that the boss did not surprise me. When he arrived here, I went to the Hegemony of the Sea.
Karen is a good wife, I have always thought so, and I have always felt it was a pity to break her.
I originally just wanted to unplug her, but it suddenly occurred to me that the boss talked to her about everything, and she was also one of the insiders, so there was no other way. I could only be a little crueler.
So when Karen brought me tea, I gently gave it to her so that she could have a good rest and no longer have to face so many troubles. You know, Lin Li, Boss Pi and Karen are not actually the same. It’s not very peaceful and I’m helping them. "
As if he was showing off his achievements, Mr. Crab's voice was full of pride. He also used one hand to stroke his beard - or nose. With the other hand, he raised the shotgun and made He made a smashing movement, as if he was reenacting the situation at that time.
Lin Li recalled the time when Mr. Crab went out with the jellyfish net. It was around that time that he went to the Overlord of the Sea.
"The boss hurriedly returned home, wanting to find his dear wife and tell all this. Maybe he would have a conscience later and tell the police in Bikiniburg?
It doesn't matter anymore, because the moment he entered the door, I caught him in the net bag.
Spongebob said that he was the second place in the Bikini Castle Jellyfish Catching Contest. Haha, I was still the first place in the Bikini Castle Boss Catching Contest.
But it’s not interesting, I’m a little sad..."
Having said this, Mr. Crab's expression returned to calm, his eyes lowered, with a strong sadness in the corners of his eyes, like a madman's flashback and conscience discovery.
"My best friend from childhood, I really didn't expect..."
"He tastes so bad! Damn it! I'm sorry for my expectations for him!"
The sadness in the corner of his eyes turned into anger in an instant. Mr. Crab angrily raised his shotgun and pointed it at the top of his head:
"bump!"
A dark bullet hole appeared in front of the three people.
"I'm so angry, so angry! How can it taste so bad!" Mr. Krabs was still muttering to himself, his expression and facial features were so hideous that they were deformed.
