"Who's here?" Hearing the knock on the door, the boss drove his scooter to the door and opened it.
"Are you here to laugh at me?" After seeing who was coming, the boss angrily shook his fist forward and said, "Get out of here! Otherwise I will eliminate you now! Karen? Karen! Take mine Bring the weapons!"
"No, I'm here to cooperate with you, boss." The person who came was Lin Li. He was not angry, but said straight to the point.
"Cooperation, aren't you the one who is the crab? There is nothing to cooperate between us!"
"My name is Lin Li. What if my purpose is also for the secret recipe of Crab Crab?" Lin Li said calmly.
"Huh?" The boss who was still shouting fell silent for a moment, blinked his big eyes, and looked at Lin Li blankly.
Then his expression immediately changed, as if I have seen through you: "You still want to lie to me, big man! You already let it slip during the day, you are Captain Dragonfly!"
How could anyone give such an unpleasant name to Lin Li? "
Lin Li: "..."
"Is there a possibility that the name Captain Dragonfly is a lie to you?"
The ruffian boss thought for a while and shook his head firmly: "Impossible, absolutely impossible. You can't deceive me."
"Okay, but I also want the secret recipe of the Krabby Patty. This cannot be more true."
"You...are also here for the secret recipe of crab patties?" He asked in disbelief, "This is impossible, you even stopped me this morning..."
"In the bottle in the morning, the secret recipe written down was... Mr. Krabs's original intention was... These are all truth. There is no need for me to lie to you. My purpose is the same as yours, it is a secret recipe.
Think carefully about whether it was too easy for you to obtain the secret recipe today. "
Lin Li repeated the contents of the secret recipe and told Mr. Crab's routine at the same time. Then he looked at the ruffian boss quietly, waiting for his decision.
"Damn Crab Ajin, you are really full of evil. I hate people like this the most!" A certain villain said angrily, then glanced at Lin Li, drove into the Hegemon of the Sea, "Come in."
"What do you want the secret recipe for delicious crab patties?" the boss asked after the two people sat face to face.
"It doesn't conflict with you. You should be able to tell that I'm from the land..." Lin Li repeated what Squidward said here again.
"...So, not only do we have the same purpose, but there will be no conflict after the completion of the matter. When the time comes, you will launch the new products of Hai Zhiba, and I will return to my shore."
"That makes sense. What's the method of cooperation?" The boss pondered for a while, then nodded and asked.
"I need a small unmanned machine that can track people. I can remotely control it and at the same time obtain its field of view. Can it be done?"
Lin Li got straight to the point and stated his needs.
After chatting with Brother Squidward, Lin Li was thinking about how to track Mr. Crab.
It would not be appropriate to rely on oneself in person. Not to mention that even if I scale down my height, which is considered tall in Beechburg, I also have equipment like a diving suit that affects my movements. If I were to follow him, I would be easily discovered.
Although Mr. Krabs should be easy to fool, there is no need for it, so it is better to be a tracking machine.
——The one who is good at inventing at Bikini Castle, apart from Sandy, is the ruffian boss. Sandy loves Bikini Castle and would easily be rejected if she approached her, so Lin Li came here.
"What's your plan? I need something like this." The boss was very curious about this.
"I won't tell you my plan, I'm afraid you will affect me." Lin Li shook his head. In a sense, the ruffian boss can be regarded as a 'pig teammate'.
If you tell him, if he follows him recklessly, he will lose more than he loses if he is discovered.
"You were looking for me to cooperate, but you ended up like this. Isn't it a bit too much?" The ruffian's eyes narrowed.
"You won't lose anything," Lin Li smiled, "Boss, you have been failing for more than 20 years. Today, Mr. Crab told me, a new employee, about the embarrassing incident that happened when you came to steal the secret recipe..."
"To be precise, Sheldon has failed for twenty-four years, eleven months and twenty-two days, at least three thousand two hundred and seventy-four times - I'm not sure how many times, because there may be many failures that I haven't seen. arrive."
Karen the robot, who came over with two cups of tea, added.
"You don't have to go into such detail in front of outsiders, Karen! Also, don't call me Sheldon!" the ruffian boss said loudly and angrily.
"Got it, Sheldon."
"I pulled the plug on you at night! Do you know it was wrong?"
"Got it, Sheldon."
"You... bear with me for a while," the ruffian boss looked at Lin Li, "There is something wrong with her program, don't worry about her."
"It's okay." Lin Li shook his head while suppressing a smile, and threatened to pull out Karen's plug, which reminded him of the water friend's words of "making her angry" during Baby Xuxu's live broadcast of the Soul Station.
"Boss, you have failed so many times. Even if you fail again, you are used to it. You only need to pay for a machine and get a chance with a much higher probability. Isn't this good?
What's more, Boss Puff, I think a domineering way of cooperation is not bad." Lin Li looked at Boss Puff, smiled, and then said:
“Good people will fail in the end, and only domineering people can conquer the world.
Although I won't tell you the plan, you can put a ban on me and leave the machine, and I don't care. "
The ruffian boss's face showed the evil and sinister smile of a standard villain. He shook his head, "I like what you just said very much. I think so too. I have begun to like you. Yes, I am willing to be with you." cooperate!"
Looking at the ruffian boss's outstretched hand, Lin Li stretched out two fingers and squeezed him, which was considered a handshake, and he breathed a sigh of relief.
He was just pretending to be steady. If the ruffian boss really didn't want to, Lin Li would have no choice but to reveal the information he knew.
"How long does it take you to make such a machine? I don't have enough time." Lin Li then asked.
The ruffian boss showed off all four of his fingers.
After lowering his head and squinting to see the number of fingers clearly, Lin Li frowned slightly: "Four days? Too late."
"Are you looking down on me who is about to conquer Bikini Castle! You should understand that it only takes three minutes!" the ruffian boss said angrily.
Lin Li: "..."
There were so many flaws that I didn’t know where to start, so I simply stopped talking. Lin Li nodded: “Then I’ll wait for you here.”
"Karen! Come and help!" Boss Puff shouted as the scooter sent him to the console.
"Here it comes, Sheldon!"
"I told you not to call me Sheldon. I'm really going to pull the plug on you."
"Then I won't make you a slide meatball rice tonight."
"Why do you only do this one thing all the time? I'm almost tired of it!"
"Then don't eat it. I won't do it either. Sheldon, go ahead and do it yourself."
"Eat! Don't be angry, Karen, why don't you eat? I'll eat whatever you make tonight in one go, and it won't be wasted!"
…
After eating the dog food of Boss Puff and Karen for three minutes, the machine welding sparks over there finally ended, and the machine brought Boss Puff back to Lin Li.
The ruffian boss waved his hand, and a remote control with a display screen and a car that looked like an ordinary shell were delivered to Lin Li.
"It's done, take it away!"
"Boss, I will share it with you as soon as I get the real secret recipe." The two items were not very big, so they were placed directly in the diving suit. Lin Li stood up and said.
"No, I like evil guys very much. After I conquer the world, I will leave your hometown to you to govern."
"Thank you very much, Boss Pi, I'm leaving first."
"Good cooperation, Captain Dragonfly."
"It's a pleasure to work with you, Mr. Boss."
"Captain Dragonfly, this name is really nice. If I conquer Bikini Castle in the future, I might as well call him Captain Evil." The ruffian boss touched his chin and thought.
"You might as well call Captain Sheldon, Sheldon." Karen made a last-ditch attack.
"Shut up! Karen!" The ruffian boss jumped up in anger, "This name is just like 'Lin Li'. I have never heard such an unpleasant name! Rubbish! Disgusting!"
Lin Li's mouth began to twitch: What the hell!
"I'm leaving first, Captain Sherpi."
Lin Li stood up and left with a fake smile.
"Bang." The door of the Sea Tyrant closed.
"Karen." Looking at the closed door, the boss suddenly said.
"What's wrong, Sheldon?"
"Tell me when that car starts running. I want to see what Captain Dragonfly is going to track." The ruffian boss rubbed his hands and showed an evil and arrogant smile.
"Got it, Sheldon."
"Also, even if there are no outsiders, don't call me Sheldon."
"Got it, Sheldon."
"I pulled the plug on you!"
"Get lost, Sheldon."
