"Can I ask it questions secretly? Because the questions I want to ask are more personal." Lin Li asked.
"Of course, I will never eavesdrop!" Spongebob immediately took out an earmuff from somewhere and put it on his head.
However, Lin Li still did not ask directly in front of him. Instead, he took a few steps away. After confirming that SpongeBob was still standing where he was, he pulled the tab of the magical conch and asked in a low voice:
"Magic Conch, do you know the secret recipe for delicious Krabby Patty?"
After releasing the pull tab, the magical conch made a hollow mechanical female voice: "I don't know."
"Then can you guide me in the direction to find him?"
"Turn around." The magical conch responded to him.
"..."
Lin Li swallowed his saliva. This answer was really scary.
Mentally prepared for Mr. Crab to stand behind him and stare at him, Lin Li slowly turned his head.
Huge eyes with white edges appeared in front of him. A familiar picture, between the eyes, there was a huge drooping nose.
It's Squidward.
Is it possible that because octopuses have soft-soled legs and don’t wear shoes, they walk silently?
Squidward changed out of his earthy brown casual clothes and put on the purple pajamas he only wore at home. At this moment, he was frowning at the magical conch in Lin Li's hand and said:
"How could you believe such a thing."
"When I was on land, there was a branch of the Magical Conch Club in Texas called the Garlic Conch Club, and their conchs often gave them guidance.
I am a scientist, so I want to study this thing to see if it is as magical as rumored, and if there is any principle behind it. "
Lin Li said.
As long as the people in "SpongeBob SquarePants" don't know what's going on on land, they can make up whatever they want.
——And he has indeed researched that, except for some high-quality conches that can be used for sashimi, the rest are grilled with garlic and charcoal, which has the best taste!
"It's just a boring toy. It's of no use at all. Instead of asking this toy for help, you might as well come to me. My dear friend, I will definitely help you." Squidward said disdainfully.
Lin Li looked strange - because after all, the magical conch guided him to find Brother Squidward.
Is this a paradox?
"You are not allowed to say that about the magical conch, Brother Squidward! Have you forgotten what you said last time, 'Long live the magical conch'?" SpongeBob, who was walking slowly, was immediately dissatisfied after hearing what Brother Squidward said. He asked with his hands on his hips.
"I was already crazy at that time, and what I said didn't count. Besides, I have never joined your club." Squidward looked at SpongeBob, but he didn't need to be angry, and just explained calmly.
"You traitor!" SpongeBob said angrily, "You won't be allowed to ask the Magic Conch for advice in the future."
"Ha-ha-, I'm so scared." Squidward said disdainfully.
"Don't quarrel, don't quarrel."
Lin Li quickly stood between the two people and said, first sending SpongeBob back to his home and handing him the magical conch in his hand:
"Thank you for lending me the magic conch, SpongeBob."
"Did it help you? Lin Li." SpongeBob looked a little sad. He looked at Lin Li expectantly and asked.
"Of course, it guided me in the direction of progress and gave me a lot of inspiration. After returning to land, I also plan to join the "Garlic...Magical Conch Club". Thank you very much. "
"It would be great if I could help you!" Spongebob immediately beamed.
"Brother Squidward has something to do with me. I'm going to find him first. I'll come and play with you when I have time." Lin Li said with a smile.
"Okay!" SpongeBob nodded frequently.
"Brother Squidward, I do have a problem and need your help." After SpongeBob closed the door, Lin Li walked up to Brother Squidward and asked sincerely.
"Don't be so polite. The relationship between the two of us doesn't need to be like this. If you have any questions, just ask and I will definitely help you."
"Let's go to your house and talk."
"good."
"That's it." The two people sat face to face on the sofa. Lin Li crossed his hands on his knees and spoke for a while before saying:
"First of all, please believe that I have no ill intentions towards you or Mr. Krabs."
Squidward nodded and said nothing.
"I want to know the secret recipe of the delicious Krabby Patty. Please tell me, Brother Squidward, do you know?" Lin Li went straight to the point, but before answering, he immediately added: "I don't want to steal this thing.
I am a scientist, and this secret recipe is also based on my research interest as a scientist.
As you can see, I ate a Krabby Patty in the afternoon and ended up vomiting like that, which made me unable to listen to your music.
But my experience working at the Krusty Krab today tells me that the residents of Bikini Castle love eating Krabby Patties. Today alone, several people ordered more than one at a time.
Therefore, I think there are some differences in taste between the residents on land and under the sea. The reason why I want the secret recipe is to replicate it on land, get a glimpse of it, and study the secrets in this area. "
Lin Li told the nonsense he had just made up, and then looked straight at Brother Squidward, who was listening carefully, waiting for an answer.
Squidward himself didn't have much sense of belonging to the Krusty Krab, so Lin Li dared to speak out in front of him.
"I believe everything you say, Mr. Lin Li. Those of us who like art will never plot such a thing.
It doesn't matter if you have ill intentions towards Mr. Krabs. People like Mr. Krabs should have been taught a lesson long ago. But I can't tell you directly because I don't know and I have no interest in it. "
Brother Squidward looked at Lin Li, smiled slightly, but shook his head and said.
"That's it. It seems I'm the one disturbing you. I'm really sorry." Lin Li nodded and said with some disappointment,
"But Mr. Lin Li, I can give you some guidance, which may help you move forward." Brother Squidward continued, "Don't ask Spongebob, he may not know, because he is only responsible for production-actually assembly. That’s all, so it’s useless for you to keep an eye on him.”
When Squidward said this, he paused and looked at Lin Li.
"Um."
Lin Li nodded, and then Brother Squidward continued:
“The key to the Krabby Patty is the patty inside, and as far as I know, all the patties in the Krabby Patty are made and delivered by Mr. Krabs alone.
He would be the first to arrive at the Krusty Krab every day, bringing with him enough patties to make Krabby Patties for a day.
So I think, as long as you follow Mr. Krabs secretly for a whole day after get off work, you can find the source of the patties and know how he makes them.
This is the help I can give you. I hope it will be useful to you, Mr. Lin Li. "
"You helped me a lot, Brother Squidward, thank you." Lin Li thanked him sincerely.
Seeing Lin Li bowing in front of him, Squidward quickly stepped forward to help him stand up.
The expression on his face seemed to be struggling, but when Lin Li raised his head, it all disappeared, leaving only a normal smile.
"You're welcome."
"You are my only friend in this world who understands me."
"I will definitely help you, Mr. Lin Li."
"Thank you so much." Lin Li smiled.
"As long as it makes you feel better."
"certainly."
"So now is the time for me to play?" Squidward said happily.
"..."
"Uh...I...yes." Lin Li, who couldn't find an excuse, said with a forced smile.
I'm so sad——
