After shouting loudly, Lin Li rushed towards the ruffian boss instantly.
Seeing Wu Yangyang's figure suddenly appear here, the ruffian's voice was full of panic and confusion: "Who are you? Why have I never seen you before?"
"Firstly, never act out of emotion; secondly, never miss a single bad decision; thirdly, absolutely be fair and beautiful as a referee. Captain Dragonfly, the referee robot, comes to see you!"
"what?"
"You may call me a partner in justice! Defender of the secret recipe!"
"I hate justice the most, damn it!" The ruffian boss shed a drop of sweat and quickly ran towards the door.
"We're not going to fail again." He turned around and took another look. The huge guy in the diving suit was only two hundred steps away from him - of course, the unit of measurement was the boss's two hundred paces. The boss said with regret.
His plan today indeed did not take into account the variable in front of him.
But suddenly, the man seemed to trip over his left foot and his right foot, staggered, and half-knelt on the ground.
"Hahahahahaha - God help me!" The ruffian boss's heart ignited with hope again, he jumped up, stuck out his tongue and saliva at Lin Li, and successfully ran outside the Crab King.
Lin Li, who had fallen, struggled to get up and continued to pursue, with a smile on his face.
If you catch the ruffian boss in the Krusty Krab and intercept the secret recipe, then other than returning the secret recipe to Mr. Crab or forcing it open to see if it's unsound, what else can you do?
So of course you can't catch it inside the Krusty Krab. You have to run outside and drop one to buy the boss time to escape.
Although the ruffian boss ran ridiculously fast, his steps were too small. Before he had even taken a few steps away from the Krusty Crab, Lin Li had already caught up with him.
"Give back the secret recipe!"
"Bah! Don't even think about it!" The ruffian boss didn't even look back.
The distance was almost there, Lin Li swooped down, and the ruffian boss felt a huge shadow suddenly cover the sky. When he looked back, only the white of the diving suit was left in his world.
"ah!!!!!"
Bah!
The world is quiet.
Lin Li's hands successfully held the glass bottle, and under the bottle, there was the ruffian boss who had turned into a puddle of mud with one big eye.
But Lin Li didn't feel guilty at all, because in the next second, this puddle of mud instantly bounced back into a normal ruffian boss.
This guy is basically immortal. In "SpongeBob SquarePants", even if he is beaten into real mud by a juicer, he can still talk and recover.
"I will definitely succeed next time!" The ruffian boss yelled angrily as he looked at the back of the person in front of him.
"Eh?" Looking at Lin Li who stumbled with his left foot and fell down with his right foot, the ruffian boss laughed loudly, "You deserve to stop me!"
Lin Li looked at the glass bottle that 'accidentally' broke and nodded with satisfaction.
Carefully opening the note with his hands, Lin Li read the content clearly and found the meat patty part:
"The meatloaf is made of 70% plankton meat and 30% starch. It needs to be cooked in gutter oil first, plus 3ML of laxatives and 2g of Jianweixiaoshi tablets (this ratio can not only eliminate negative effects, It also enhances the flavor perfectly, which is very important!).”
Lin Li: "..."
【mistake! Wrong meatloaf information! 】
Lin Li rerolled the note with a gloomy look on his face. When he saw the content inside, he felt something was wrong. As soon as he submitted it, it turned out to be wrong.
The reason why he doesn't want to show off his face is because in "SpongeBob SquarePants", Mr. Krabs often uses fake secret recipes to deceive the ruffian boss.
Sure enough, when villains want to succeed, they are all fake!
When he returned to the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob was taking tools to remove the chain on Mr. Crab's leg. Lin Li stepped forward, handed the fake secret recipe to Mr. Crab, and said:
"Mr. Krabs, I've got the secret recipe back, but the bottle broke during the argument. I'm sorry."
"It doesn't matter." Mr. Krabs took the note and said honestly with a smile, "This is fake anyway."
"Ah? Is it fake?" Lin Li asked knowingly.
"Yes, I originally let the boss snatch it away on purpose. After I made it and tried it, I will know how delicious the 'Delicious Crab Pot' is!"
Mr. Krabs's expression showed regret that he couldn't see this scene.
"Is it really okay? It should be well preserved." Lin Li breathed a sigh of relief and asked casually.
"Hey hey hey... I really can save it very well, the boss will never be able to steal it in his lifetime!" Although Mr. Crab answered, he still didn't give Lin Li any clues.
"The ruffian boss just said something cruel, saying that as long as he is in the Krusty Crab King, he will definitely take it away. He is developing high-tech equipment again. Mr. Crab, you'd better change the location of the secret recipe to make it safer."
Lin Li said sincerely.
"It still doesn't matter. Its location is very safe. The boss can't find it even if he digs three feet." Mr. Crab said proudly.
Lin Li stopped talking and just nodded. Although there was no progress, if he continued to ask, it would be a bit too obvious.
--
The next day was normal work, and the ruffian boss didn't attack again. Lin Li thought about it, but he didn't think of a good breakthrough.
"What would you like to order, Patrick?" Brother Squidward looked even more speechless, looking at the pink starfish in front of him impatiently.
"Let's have a small portion of delicious crab patties." Patrick said while biting his finger and looking at the signboard for a long time.
"Sorry, we don't have small portions of delicious crab patties here, only regular, large and extra-large portions." Squidward replied stiffly.
"I don't want normal, large or super large portions, I want small portions!" Patrick shook his head and said seriously.
Teacher Luo, is that you?
Lin Li, who was still cleaning the table, suddenly looked up with interest at the confrontation between Squidward and Patrick.
"I know." Squidward nodded, turned to Spongebob and said, "A normal delicious crab patty."
Lin Li smiled and shook his head. Sure enough, as long as the cashier's mind was normal, Luo Yonghao's plot would not happen.
"No! I want a small portion!" Patrick said in an angry tone.
"Oh," Squidward sighed, "SpongeBob, a small delicious crab patty."
"Squidward, have you forgotten? We don't have small portions of delicious crab patties here, only normal, large, and extra-large portions." Spongebob stuck his head out and whispered to Squidward.
Squidward:"……"
He directly took SpongeBob out of the kitchen and held it up in front of Patrick: "Patrick, tell SpongeBob your request yourself."
"SpongeBob, I would like a small portion of the delicious crab patty." Patrick said.
"Patrick, we don't have small portions of delicious crab patties here, only normal, large and extra-large portions." SpongeBob explained seriously.
"Okay, I want a normal one." Patrick said immediately, very calmly.
Squidward:"……"
Lin Li helped him make up the lines: What the hell are you!
"Patrick, didn't you just insist on a small portion?" asked an angry Squidward.
"Squidward, you are so stupid. Spongebob just said that there are no small portions of delicious crab patties, only normal, large and extra-large portions. Why do I want small portions?" Patrick held his chin and said with He said to Squidward in a teaching tone.
Squidward showed a kind smile, pulled out a tray from the bottom of the boat, hit Patrick on the head hard, and then breathed a sigh of relief: "This makes me feel much better."
The tray was pushed through Patrick's head and became a neck collar - if Patrick had a neck.
"Hangmu~" He didn't care if he was hit. He took a bite of the iron tray and chewed the iron piece in his mouth. Patrick frowned in confusion: "Brother Squidward, why does it only smell of steel, my little one?" How about a delicious crab patty?"
"It's not ready yet, it will be ready later."
"Oh." Patrick nodded and continued to eat from the tray in front of him. His teeth were so good.
"Also, you want a normal delicious crab patty."
"I want a small portion!"
"Shut up."
--
"What's wrong, Mr. Crab?" Lin Li, who had been secretly paying attention to Mr. Crab since he appeared, asked immediately as he looked at Mr. Crab who suddenly approached.
"Would you like to buy this Krabby Patty for half the price?"
"Mr. Crab, I really don't have any money on me." Lin Li dug into his pockets and spread his hands.
"Okay, young man, you actually did a good job today. This delicious crab pot is just for you. Work hard and I will give you more things in the future!"
Patting Lin Li's shoulder with his crab claws, Mr. Krabs handed Lin Li a Crab Crab Burger and left happily.
"..."
"Thank you." Lin Li thanked with a slight embarrassment.
This Krabby Patty was obviously the one that a customer just placed an order for, but something happened and he didn’t want it anymore, and no one else placed an order for the same style.
This tough guy actually tried to sell it to himself at half price!
The Krabby Patty in your hand does look golden and attractive. When you squeeze it with your hands, you can still see the oil and water bursting out of the patty.
Although Lin Li didn't feel hungry, and even though he was in a diving suit, he always smelled a bad smell, and his appetite was not very high.
But this is the Krabby Patty from childhood memories! Something I wanted to try countless times when I was a kid!
After thinking for two seconds, Lin Li unzipped the diving suit and took the Krabby Patty into his hands.
Perhaps because he had been disturbed by the persistent stench for too long, Lin Li couldn't smell the scent of the Krabby Patty. After examining it for a while, Lin Li took a bite.
Chew, swallow...
"Pooh!"
It was like the mud after the rain filled the mouth, and the fishy stench mixed with it filled the air. It was more like eating a rotting fish. More importantly, the fish was still alive and full of maggots.
The feeling of nausea and vomiting rushed directly to Tianling Gai. Because it was too exciting and sudden, Lin Li, who was unprepared, knelt on the ground, covered his mouth, and caught the crab patty that had not been completely chewed.
Taking what was left in his hand, he threw it out of the diving suit without hesitation.
Lin Li knelt on the ground and gasped for air. The feeling of nausea was still rising. Tears appeared in his eyes, blurring his vision.
[Absurdity level: 30%]
