"Who's ready?"
"I'm ready!"
"Who's ready?"
"I'm ready!"
…
There was a loud noise outside, waking up Lin Li from his sleep.
Rubbing his eyes, Lin Li took the diving suit placed on the bedside and checked the time on it. It was only half past six in the morning, and the voice of SpongeBob SquarePants was obviously outside.
"This guy is an hour early." After muttering, Lin Li climbed out of bed without complaining.
Even though Spongebob decided the time, he still got stabbed in the back.
Lin Li, who had not taken off his clothes in the first place, straightened out the bedding and walked out of the tree house.
Spongebob, wearing his work hat and holding a spatula, was running around Sandy's house over and over again, repeating these two sentences.
When he saw Lin Li coming out of the tree house, he waved to him happily.
He walked to the water pipe and rinsed his face briefly. After feeling refreshed, Lin Li put on his diving suit and went out.
The quality of sleep last night was not good, nightmares occurred frequently, and Lin Li often woke up.
It's all Squidward's fault!
"SpongeBob, didn't it say half past seven?" Lin Li looked helplessly at SpongeBob who ran up to him and said.
"When I think that I might have one more colleague to work with me, I get so excited that I can't sleep at all. I haven't slept since yesterday!"
Spongebob said excitedly.
"Are you ready? Lin Li!"
"I'm ready!..." Lin Li said listlessly after yawning.
"Let's go to the Krusty Krab!" SpongeBob walked in front, followed by Lin Li.
When I clicked on the sign-in interface, I found that it was gray and black and the sign-in operation could not be performed.
"What a scam, the dungeon doesn't allow you to sign in." Lin Li complained helplessly.
Out of the corner of my eye, I also noticed the change in the level of absurdity, but I still didn't find the logic behind it.
When Spongebob's chattering voice came to his ears, Lin Li would nod and echo at the right time to show that he was listening.
The topics are endless, Spongebob seems to have endless content to talk about, and the transitions are very smooth.
The conversation was very coherent. One second he was talking about how excited he was last night, and the next second he was talking about how he was going to take the driver's license test in a few days.
Lin Li specifically asked about the time and road section for the driver's license test, with the simple purpose of avoiding it.
You don't want to die in a car accident or something like that in a dungeon.
In the middle of the journey, he also helped the old lady cross the road twice - although he helped the old lady twice, it was the same old lady because SpongeBob discovered that she had sent her the wrong way.
The real situation is that the old lady finally got here, but SpongeBob couldn't help but send her back.
They also met Aquaman and Oceania, who seemed to be out for morning exercises. However, after the two people saw the excited SpongeBob, Oceania immediately pushed Aquaman back to the nursing home, and the nursing home also lowered the iron door and entered combat mode. .
There are even laser guns in the windows.
As expected of SpongeBob SquarePants, he is really impressive.
The distance is not far. After walking for more than ten minutes, I walked from Sandy's house to the Krusty Krab. I could see the King of the Sea opposite.
The Krusty Krab seemed to be unlocked. With a slight push, the door was opened, and naturally there was no one inside.
The door on the left opened, and a red crab yawned and walked in front of the two of them with small steps.
Wearing a light blue shirt, dark tight-fitting trousers, and his two huge eyes, the person coming is naturally Mr. Crab, Crab King.
The ruthless man who once forced Squidward to resign for a dime and sold SpongeBob to the Flying Dutchman for sixty-two cents.
"Good morning, Mr. Crab!" SpongeBob was not surprised. He greeted Mr. Crab in a happy mood.
"Boy," Mr. Krabs' attitude was not as good as his. He pointed at Spongebob with his crab claws and said, "Do you know that because you go to work early, I have to come to the Krusty Krab to open the door for you at this time? !”
"I'm so sorry, Mr. Krabs." Spongebob lowered his head.
"It's okay, kid, I'm willing to do it for you." Mr. Crab patted Spongebob on the shoulder, "But I want rewards and punishments to be clear, so I will deduct half of your salary next July. Do you understand? "
Without asking, Lin Li knew that Spongebob's salary should have been deducted before July next year.
"But it doesn't matter, as long as you are willing to forgive me! Thank you, Mr. Krabs." Spongebob immediately regained his energy.
Mr. Crab then walked up to Lin Li and looked at him carefully.
Those slender eyes are actually a bit scary at close range.
"SpongeBob told me on the phone last night that you wanted to work in the Krusty Krab, right?" Mr. Krabs asked.
"Yes, Mr. Krabs."
"May I have your name?"
"Lin Li."
"What can you bring to Mr. Crab? I am very strict with my employees and have high requirements." Mr. Crab crossed his arms and looked down at Lin Li with a serious expression.
"I don't know what I can bring," Lin Li, who felt like he was back in an interview, sighed and got straight to the point.
"But I don't need a salary."
"well done!
You've been admitted, boy. I'm very optimistic about you. The Krusty Krab needs employees like you!
Good job! I've been wanting to replace Squidward for a long time.
As long as Squidward walks into the Krusty Krab with his left foot today, I will fire him immediately. If he has the right foot, I will fire him tomorrow. "
Mr. Crab's serious expression suddenly turned into a smile. He took out a Mr. Crab employee hat from somewhere behind his back and put it on Lin Li's helmet.
That's high demand.
"I'm just here to experience it for a while. I can't do it for a long time." Lin Li quickly stopped Mr. Crab who was about to make a call and said.
Squidward was fired, so wouldn't all the torture he endured yesterday be meaningless?
"What a pity." Mr. Krabs shook his head regretfully, "It seems that Brother Squidward still has to be paid. Lin Li, you can work as a waiter at the front desk or assist SpongeBob in the background. You can go wherever you need him. I understand. ."
"Okay, Mr. Krabs."
"Don't cause problems. If a customer complains about you, I will deduct your salary."
"I don't have a salary, Mr. Krabs, have you forgotten?"
"Oh, I almost forgot. Then I will give you a salary increase first and then deduct it. Got it?"
"okay, got it."
After Mr. Crab finished speaking, he returned to his office. When he opened the door, Lin Li glanced at it with a seemingly casual look. There was indeed a safe on the wall.
But I don’t know if it’s true or false.
"Let me take you to get familiar with this place first." Spongebob said.
"OK."
"This is a chair."
Lin Li: "..."
"This is the table."
Lin Li: "..."
Lin Li had a headache when he saw SpongeBob introducing him to the tables and chairs at the front desk.
There is only one situation where he likes to look at the table: when he is in school, when the teacher asks to name his classmates and looks towards him.
At that time, Lin Li would sigh: This table is really a table.
…
"Lin Li, come here." Finally, SpongeBob waved to himself at the door of the kitchen.
"Here we come." Lin Li followed immediately.
"Are you going to start making delicious crab patties?" Lin Li asked expectantly after walking into the kitchen.
He was wondering if he could deduce the secret recipe of the Krabby Patty from the production process by working backwards.
"It's not work time yet." Spongebob shook his head and rummaged for something in the corner.
"Let's make some now. Can't we eat it immediately when the customers come?" Lin Li followed the instructions.
"No! Article 735 of the "Employee Code" states that you are not allowed to waste ingredients to prepare food in advance before you have actually received money from the customer."
Lin Li: "..."
The "Employee Code" must have been written by Mr. Krabs.
"Then why did you ask me to come here?"
"Recite the "Employee Code of Conduct"!" Spongebob finally found what he was looking for and held it high.
A brand new "Employee Code of Conduct"!
Lin Li: "..."
Silence is the dominant tone this morning.
He really wanted to escape, but he couldn't~
"Thank you so much!"
