"hehe--"
What filled his ears was the heavy snoring and the chaotic sounds of footsteps mixed in with it.
Because of running, the picture in his sight kept shaking. Every step of his footsteps was consuming Lin Li's nearly empty energy, and his legs felt like lead.
Feeling that his body had reached its limit, Lin Li swallowed a mouthful of saliva. The thick smell of blood made him choke a little. He turned around and looked back.
The six gray beasts were chasing after them. Their hideous faces seemed to have cruel smiles, and their sharp teeth were exposed. They kept shaking up and down as they ran, reflecting a terrifying light under the covering dark clouds.
They are just the lowest gray beasts, but even so, I, who is weak and has not yet awakened, still have no way to deal with them.
The distance was getting closer and closer, with only a few dozen meters left. At this rate, it was only a matter of time before we were caught up.
The direction he was running in was completely opposite to the city. If he continued running, he would only reach a more dangerous place, which was meaningless.
Lin Li stopped and put his palms on his knees, breathing heavily, with annoyance on his face - not long after he traveled through time, he first encountered problems with food and clothing, and then died at the speed of light.
It is not easy to travel through time, Lin Li sighed.
After resting enough, the footsteps chasing behind him were approaching. Lin Li picked up a wooden stick on the ground, turned around, and walked slowly towards the direction of the gray beast.
When the distance between the six gray beasts and themselves was only a few meters, the opponent's speed also slowed down.
Lin Li was able to see the appearance of the gray beast clearly for the first time. He said it was a gray beast, but the facial features were not very different from those of humans.
In addition to his teeth being a bit pointier, his hair a bit thicker, and his prostrate body a bit stronger...
However, in this way, it has a stronger uncanny valley effect, making it look even more ferocious and terrifying.
They also have solid-colored eyes, black or white, with no distinction between the whites of the eyes and the pupils.
He picked up the wooden stick and performed a 'stick trick' according to the posture he had seen on TV before. Finally, the tip of the stick faced them and his voice was light:
"Come."
If there were outsiders present, they might think that he was confident.
But in fact, Lin Li just felt that it would be embarrassing for a time traveler to cry for his father even if he was about to die.
The gray beasts seemed to be wary of this. When there was only a few meters away, they stopped moving forward and slowly spread out to surround him.
As a monster, is this too stable?
"Wow - click."
Lin Li raised the wooden stick and stabbed it at the eye of the gray beast in front of him, but in an instant, the wooden stick was caught by the opponent and crushed easily.
Be prepared. After all, there were actually seven of them. He used all the weapons he had with him, but only one of them escaped with serious injuries.
Looking at the fragments of the wooden stick in his hand, the gray beast's smile became more ferocious. Finally, he was no longer afraid, and he quickly moved closer in an instant, with his fingers forming a hook shape.
"Damn, I thought I was the protagonist in time travel, but it turned out that at most I was killed. This day ended so quickly." Lin Li laughed at himself helplessly.
It's not that he doesn't fight, but with his ordinary human body and lack of real weapons, there is nothing he can do to deal with these gray beasts.
With one punch, they might start to decide whose head belongs to them.
[Detection of approaching death, system has been activated]
"?"
Lin Li, who was waiting for death with his eyes closed, looked stunned.
"Is this a plug-in?"
"I just said how come the time traveler doesn't have any plug-ins? This is unreasonable!
But what kind of broken setting is this? It has to wait until I'm almost dead before activating it. Isn't this just disgusting? "
Lin Li originally prayed that these guys would kill him quickly and painlessly. Looking at the illusory interface in front of him, his eyes suddenly opened and emitted a strange light.
It's even weirder than the light in the eyes of the fish in the college entrance examination essay.
【this system……】
"Stop talking nonsense, I'm going to die, hurry up and give me something good!" Lin Li said loudly, burning the hope of life, regardless of whether the system paid attention to him.
The knife is already on the top of your head, so don’t introduce yourself anymore. Let’s talk about old times and making friends later.
【……】
[System activation is successful, novice sign-in seven-day gift package, do you want to sign in? 】
"sign!"
[Sign in successfully, you have received the first day reward: character prize pool drawing opportunity*1, do you want to draw now? 】
"Pull! Now! Immediately! Immediately!"
The few gray beasts in front of him didn't seem to understand their 'sudden madness', and looked at each other slightly confused, but this was a good opportunity. Lin Li used the last remaining strength in his body to rush forward and jumped from both sides. A gray beast passed through the gap and fell outside.
Ignoring the pain everywhere on his body, Lin Li quickly stood up after rolling twice - successfully keeping a few meters away from the gray beasts.
"Hurry, hurry, hurry."
It seemed that he had stood up too hard, causing brain ischemia. Even his vision became a little dim, and he almost couldn't stand. Lin Li muttered in his mouth, constantly urging the system in his heart.
A rapidly rotating axis appeared in front of me. Only the front position remained red, and there were two triangle signs on both sides pointing to the middle.
Lin Li, who has played "Hearthstone", realized that he could draw anything by turning it to this position.
"..."
Lin Li's originally expectant expression gradually became indescribable.
Because when the speed of the rotating shaft slows down, he can already see the content clearly.
Droopy, Big Big Wolf, Tom Cat, Jerry Mouse, the Penguins of Madagascar, Dad, Popeye, Bugs Bunny, Phineas, Ferb, Garfield, Rick, Morty, Li Jing...
He rubbed his eyes, not believing it, but unfortunately the system would not change due to such an action.
What are these things?
The spindle stops.
[You have successfully drawn the character "Mickey Mouse (Mickey)" (one-day experience card)*1, which has been stored in the warehouse]
"..."
Ahem, ask again.
What is this TNND?
Lin Li couldn't believe what he heard.
But no matter how many times I opened my eyes or rubbed my eyes, the words above were clear and never changed.
The one-day experience card is not permanent, so let’s not complain about this.
but……
Mickey Mouse?
Of course Lin Li knew.
If I remember correctly, it was the big mouse with big black ears, a small yellow face, and a small black bean on its nose?
Before traveling through time, Lin Li was lucky enough to hug it at Disney when he was a child.
Looking back now, I feel quite happy.
Tears welled up in the corners of his eyes.
It's not because of happiness, it's just despair about this unreliable system.
Lin Li only had one question now, how could the mouse help him solve the situation at hand?
Do you rely on being cute?
If Mickey Mouse hugs these gray beasts, can he influence them to become a Buddha and let him go?
Lin Li raised his head, and a little saliva flowed from the gray beast's teeth.
It doesn't look like he's being influenced very much.
【use or not? 】
The gray beast was approaching, and the system kept repeating this question in its mind.
"use."
What else can we do, treat a dead horse as a living horse?
Maybe God showed up and a 2-meter-8-meter-long Fan Mayongci rat with all the muscles came to him?
[You have successfully used "Mickey Mouse (Mickey)" (one-day experience card)]
[Character: Mickey]
[Version: "Mickey's Wonderful House" (2006)]
[Combat power: 1]
【Has been used successfully】
[Evaluation: A cute little mouse. Of course, this is not the point. The point is: I hope the 'Strongest Legal Department' will not discover us and do not carry out justice. We do not have the money to litigate with them. It does not want to change its name to Mu. Rat or *rat. 】
"..."
"System, can I ask about my combat power?" Lin Li tried to speak inwardly with an expressionless face.
[Host’s current combat power rating: 5]
A very classic battle against the five scum. Of course, this is not the point. The point is: Tell me how Mickey Mouse, whose combat power is only one-fifth of mine, can help himself solve the current problem!
"hey-hey!"
The sudden sound from behind him startled Lin Li.
The gray beast that was close at hand also heard the sound, and its expression became wary again, looking behind Lin Li.
Lin Li turned around.
A 'rat' with a big round head, big ears, a pear-shaped body, and a body as soft as a rubber hose, with no obvious joints and the ability to freely stretch its limbs as if it had no bones, appeared in front of him.
He was only wearing red shorts with two white oval spots on them, big yellow shoes, and a pair of white gloves.
The limbs are not at all proportional to the head, but that doesn't affect it at all.
At this moment, he was walking slowly from a distance with steps that he didn't recognize his relatives.
"Hello everyone, it's me, Mickey Mouse!" Seeing Lin Li and Gray Beast all looking at him, Mickey waved to everyone with a smile on his face.
"Hey, do you want to come into my Miaomiao House?" Mickey suddenly asked Lin Li, and at the same time made a gesture of listening.
Its ears have no ear canals at all, just a pitch-black patch.
"?"
Lin Li·Black question mark face·JPG.
I love your size.
Although he had some impression, Lin Li knew that this was the beginning of every episode of "Mickey's Wonderful House", but at this moment, he just wanted to say this sentence.
But Lin Li was surprised to find that he couldn't speak at all. To be precise, he couldn't speak. Even the body facing Mickey could no longer move or turn to either side.
Will the things summoned by my own system also apply debuffs to myself? What kind of bird system is this?
Lin Li remained silent, and Mickey was not impatient. He kept tilting his ears towards him.
What's even more strange is that the gray beast behind him hasn't attacked yet. Turning his eyes, Lin Li tried to observe with his peripheral vision and found that they seemed to be frozen in time.
"want!"
What ability is this? When the thought 'Why don't you answer yes and see what happens' flashed through your mind, you shouted out smoothly.
"Oh, great, let's go." Mickey waved his hand in his direction, then looked at the empty surroundings and said:
"Oh, I almost forgot, in order for the Wonderful House to appear, we must recite a magical spell."
"Msika, Musika, Mickey Mouse."
"Tell me once, Missga, Musca, Mickey Mouse!"
After Mickey finished speaking, he fell into silence and looked at himself again.
"..."
"Miss Gah, Mose Gah, Mickey Mouse?" After shutting up for a while, Lin Li didn't resist much this time. He followed Mickey's words and repeated it after him.
Mickey suddenly disappeared in front of him, and a huge circle mark suddenly appeared in the surrounding open space. Then the circle flipped left and right, and a huge hemispherical building appeared upside down from the ground.
On this building, a neck and two ears grew out of thin air, and finally formed a complex of buildings, in which other Disney characters appeared inexplicably.
In this silent wilderness, an accompaniment sounded in my ears, followed by inexplicable music.
Memories of childhood, the classic opening of "Mickey's Wonderful House" were shown in front of him, Lin Li couldn't laugh or cry:
"MICKEYMOUSE~" Mickey appeared in the house, leaning against the wall with one hand, and said with a smile, "That's me!"
"MICKEYMOUSE~Mickey's Wonderful House, open! Come in, it's so fun. Mickey's Wonderful House, open!"
"Roll roll call!" A narrator-like voice sounded around.
"Donald Duck!" "Here you are~"
"Daisy!" "Yes!"
"Goofy!" "Yes!"
"Pluto!" "Woof woof!"
"Minnie!" "Oh~ yes~"
"Mickey!" "I'm here!"
Every time the name is mentioned above, the childhood memory character will appear in the designated location of the Miaomiao House.
The roll call ends and the music continues.
"Mickey's Wonderful House is open! Come in, it's so fun! MICKEYMOUSE~"
"Ding! This is Mickey Mouse's Wonderful House."
Only then did Lin Li realize that when he came back to his senses, he had already appeared in this house.
The gray beast behind him has disappeared.
"Okay, let's start today's adventure!" Mickey pumped his fist to cheer up and said to Lin Li.
"Today's mission is to let you survive another day."
"Ah, yes, yes!" Lin Li showed a happy expression and nodded frequently, finally! This summoned character finally does something reliable!
No, I haven’t done it yet, I just said something reliable.
"But before that, come with me and take out the wonderful tools we're going to use today."
"Okay!" Lin Li nodded sincerely, and even couldn't wait to start singing:
"I have the impression that you want to shout 'Oh, Potato', right?"
"Mr. Lin Li, please don't rush to take the photo, but come with me." Mickey Mouse interrupted him and said softly.
"Okay, Mr. Mickey." Lin Li nodded obediently and made an invitation gesture.
"Miaomiao hey, Miaomiao hey, Miaomiao hey, one is in position, two is preparation, three is start! You are the one who can use your brain to solve problems, Miaomiao me, Miaomiao you, find the answer, Miaomiao me, Miao Miao, you found the answer!
Misga, Misga, Miaomiao toolbox, toolbox, toolbox, Miaomiao tool is here! "
This is also a scene that must appear in every episode.
Thinking about it now, it's just like the memories of Naruto One Piece. It was basically in water time, but when I was a child, I watched it with gusto and even remembered it silently in my heart.
Although it was a bit embarrassing to shout out loud, Lin Li reluctantly sang along in order to survive.
After the torture was over, tools appeared on the display screen in the house in front of him.
The first thing appeared on the screen: a key, which seemed to have some textures on it.
"[A key], haha, this is not from my home. I wonder what you will use it to open today?" Like a prop introducer, Mickey bumped Lin Li's waist with his elbow and explained to him. wink.
"..."
Is it possible to stab the gray beast with a key?
It's okay, there will be good things later, Lin Li comforted himself.
A second object appeared on the screen: a round flake.
"It's [Mickey Mouse brand pill]. Mickey Mouse is me, so this is the medicine I developed. When you are sick, children remember to take medicine, and so do you, Lin Li."
"..."
It should be reasonable to poison six gray beasts with rat poison, but will they eat it honestly?
A third object appeared on the screen: a set of fashionable clothes, including underwear, for a human male—at least, definitely not something Mickey Mouse could wear.
"It's [a set of clothes]. It looks like a good style. The person wearing it must be handsome."
The last and fourth one has a colorful background, but there is a big question mark on it.
"[Mysterious and Wonderful Tool]! Let me tell you secretly, this is the mysterious and wonderful tool that we are going to use later~" Mickey said to Lin Li in a low and secretive tone.
"..."
Lin Li was too lazy to respond. He was beyond love and only had a Sima face left.
He should have figured it out. This is Mickey Mouse Clubhouse for babies and toddlers. What good stuff can you expect from it?
"Potato has tools, wonderful tools. If you need them, Tudou will come and report. It serves me and you. We only need to say: 'Oh, Potato.' We only need to say: 'Oh, Potato!'"
At the end of this necessary plot song, Mickey said: "Okay, today's adventure can begin!"
After the words fell, it snapped its fingers. Lin Li felt his eyes go dark. When he opened his eyes again, he saw those gray beasts staring eagerly in front of him again.
The house that suddenly appeared just now disappeared suddenly, and the surrounding environment did not change at all, as if it had never existed.
Thinking about the props he owned, Lin Li was very confused: Should he change into new clothes and die with dignity?
"Oh! It seems that we are in big trouble just after leaving Miaomiao House. We obviously can't defeat these guys in front of us. My combat power is only 1, and Lin Li's combat power is only 5. What should we do?"
Mickey made a panicked gesture and asked Lin Li.
"Waiting to die." Lin Li looked at it sideways, very calmly.
"Oh, it looks like we need the help of Miaomiao Tools! Now shout with me, 'Oh, Potato'!"
"Oh, potatoes!"
A flying object with a Mickey Mouse logo emerged from under the gray beast's feet, startling them, and they quickly stared at the uninvited guest warily.
It was always like this. Lin Li remembered that in "Mickey's Wonderful House", this little thing could come out of any unexpected place when summoned.
You never know where it's hiding.
There are four grids displayed on it, with the four props just mentioned.
"Can we use [a key] to deal with these bad guys?" Mickey asked Lin Li in a coaxing tone.
"Okay, stab them to death." Lin Li nodded.
"No, no! Can [Mickey Mouse brand pills] be okay?"
"Okay, poison them. After all, the drug you developed is considered rat poison and is absolutely poisonous."
"No, no! Is [a set of clothes] OK?"
"Okay, I'll just knock them down with a shovel, then cover their heads with clothes and suffocate them to death."
"No, no!" Mickey seemed a little angry at Lin Li's lack of cooperation. He put his hands on his hips and looked up at him aggressively, "What we need is a [mysterious and wonderful tool]!
What you have to do now is! Shout with me! [Mysterious and wonderful tool]! "
"I'll just reluctantly cooperate with you," Lin Li sighed. Mickey didn't have any bad intentions. There was no need to torture him. He was already dead. It was good to recall his childhood. No one saw it anyway. Besides, , no one in this world knows this cartoon.
Thinking of this, Lin Li stretched out his hands and gathered them in the shape of a trumpet: "[Mysterious Tool]!"
The question mark dissipated, and an oval-shaped object appeared on Tudou's display.
"Oh, great, it's [a mini nuclear bomb (host damage-free version)]!" Mickey jumped up and punched the air, saying excitedly.
"..."
"?"
"Fuck? What is that?" Lin Li rubbed his eyes, which were almost split open as he looked at the floating display screen in front of him.
"It's [a mini nuclear bomb (the host's injury-free version)]." Mickey Mouse, a gentleman, repeated thoughtfully, and then asked Lin Li: "We can use [a mini nuclear bomb (the host's injury-free version)] to deal with these Bad guy?"
"..." Lin Li was silent a lot today.
"I think it really works this time." He looked at the gray beast in front of him that had not attacked with pity, and nodded slowly.
"Great! We finally reached an agreement, it's not easy!" Mickey Mouse stretched out his big white palm and raised it above his head.
Lin Li gave it a high-five knowingly.
"Then, the next step is up to you." After saying this, Mickey Mouse jumped up, held Potato in his arms, and ran away into the distance with standard running movements.
It was obvious that his steps were not large and his cadence was not fast, but he disappeared from his sight in a few seconds, as if the distance in space collapsed under his feet.
[You have obtained [a mini nuclear bomb (host damage-free version)]]
[A mini nuclear bomb (host injury-free version): As its name suggests, it is a mini nuclear bomb, but please don’t look down upon it. The damage is staggering. Of course, its biggest feature is that it will not harm a hair on the host! 】
In my mind, the system beep sounded.
【use or not? 】
"Use." Looking at the gray beast in front of him, it was Lin Li's turn to smile horribly.
A dazzling white light flashed, and when the gray beasts put down their arms, they saw a cylindrical object about half a meter in diameter and two meters in length appearing at Lin Li's feet.
There is a pattern drawn on it, a skull, and a big X.
Lin Li held a button in his hand. When he raised his head, the smile on his face became even brighter.
Realizing that something was wrong, the gray beasts looked at each other and ran away.
"Didi." Lin Li smiled and pressed the button.
"boom--"
His ears failed briefly, and then he developed tinnitus.
The red air current carries the sand and gravel and rushes around. Smoke is everywhere. If you look at it from a distance, you will notice that a small mushroom cloud has emerged here.
"Ahem."
When the smoke gradually began to dissipate, a figure appeared in the huge pit in the center, using his hands to disperse the fog in front of him.
When the nuclear bomb was activated, a white protective shield appeared on his skin. Lin Li felt nothing from the beginning to the end, and even wanted to use another bomb.
The experience of watching a bomb explode from the center of the bomb is not something you can have at any time.
"The pit is really deep." Seeing that there was still a considerable distance between himself and the ground, he carefully explored the circle and found that there was no trace of the gray beast at all, not even a skeleton. Lin Li began to climb the surrounding earth walls.
"Lin Li, are you okay?" Mickey's head appeared on the upper edge.
"Very good, Mr. Mickey." Lin Li returned to being respectful and said seriously.
"No, that's not right." After just looking at Lin Li, Mickey covered his eyes and retracted his head instantly, "You are not good at all."
"It seems we have encountered a second problem! Our partner Lin Li's clothes were destroyed in the nuclear bomb! He plans to walk on the road naked, which is absolutely not allowed."
"..."
Lin Li was silent at first, then lowered his head.
"..."
The little thing was dangling around, no, Lin Li thought it was necessary to emphasize this point, it was a big thing.
Let’s just say it’s a bit cold and lacks a lot of wrapping feel.
I thought my underwear had become loose again, but it turned out that they were gone at all!
"No! Can't it be more reasonable for the host to avoid injuries?" Lin Li stopped climbing, hugged himself tightly, and cursed in the air in the pit, "We have to play word games. Only the host can avoid injuries, even the clothes You won’t let it go, right?”
"Looks like we're going to run into a second problem soon. What should we do?" Although Mickey Mouse can't be seen, his voice can be heard.
"Damn, Tudou! Call Tudou quickly, oh, Tudou! Give me the clothes!" Lin Li thought of the savior and said quickly.
"That's right! Oh, potatoes!"
This time, potatoes flew from the sky.
"Can we put [a key] on you?" Mickey Mouse asked kindly.
"..."
"Of course not! Give me your clothes quickly!" Lin Li, who originally covered his crotch with both hands, took out one hand to cover his back. He remembered the bad videos he had seen before traveling through time.
"That's right, it doesn't work. Can [Mickey Mouse pills] be used?"
"Mickey Mouse, do you have to do it in order..." Lin Li was unable to complain.
"Yes, it still doesn't work. Can [a set of clothes] be okay?"
"Brother Mickey, give it to me quickly. When others come later, I will kill myself!"
[You have obtained [a set of clothes]]
[A set of clothes: A piece of men's clothes of very good quality, impervious to water and fire, and must be very comfortable to wear. 】
【use or not? 】
"Use! Please be quick!"
A white light flashed, and a pile of clothes appeared in his hand. Five minutes later, Lin Li became decent again.
