Ruan Yan returned to the church in a dusty state and entered the door, thinking he had gone to the wrong place.
As soon as he and Zhong Yi passed the gate, the guard at the gate started shouting at the top of his lungs: "The leader is back!!!"
Then someone more than ten meters away shouted: "The leader is back!!!"
One after another, the sound resounded throughout the whole church. Zhong Yi thought something big had happened in the church, so he quickly rode in to check.
Ruan Yan:? ? ? What is this doing
He frowned and looked at the guards at the door, wanting to hear an explanation, but how could he imagine that none of the guards looked at him and shouted "Hello, leader!" Watch him enter respectfully.
Zhong Yi rode back and said to him: "Leader, there seems to be a problem."
Ruan Yan: It is indeed very problematic.
The work in the fields at the door has long stopped, there are joyous sounds everywhere, and red is everywhere you look.
Every house is hung with red lanterns and red ribbons, and even roadside lanterns are placed just a few meters away.
Ruan Yan asked Zhong Yi: "Who is getting married?"
Monk Zhong Yi Zhang Er was confused, he didn’t know either!
He could only answer: "I have never heard of it."
The two of them continued to move forward on their horses. After a few steps, the sound of gongs and drums was heard in the distance, and a group of people ran towards them.
Thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump! ! !
A group of aunts in red clothes and trousers rushed out. Each of them held a handkerchief embroidered with gold edges. Dozens of them rushed in front of Ruan Yan and formed three lines.
With the sound of gongs and the sound of pipa, the aunts waved their handkerchiefs and began to dance. They would spin the handkerchiefs and throw them into the sky. Coming faster and faster, the drums are beating faster and faster, and the speed of the aunts is also getting faster and faster. The people behind put their hands on the shoulders of the people in front, stomping their feet and jumping up to surround Ruan Yan in the middle, and then dispersed with the music. Kai returned to the original formation, and the whole dance was bold and uninhibited, a type of dance that Ruan Yan had never seen before.
Ruan Xianbei hid at the end of the crowd and looked at Ruan Yan's stunned expression, covering his mouth and laughing. It was strange that Ruan Yan had seen the combination of square dance, yangko twisting and radio gymnastics!
As soon as the music stopped, Yun Zhi shouted: "Change!"
The aunts exited in an orderly manner, and men came up behind with red tassel guns.
The ones standing at the front turned out to be Mi Zuo Mi You and Zhong Er!
The three people who looked at death with red scarves tied on their heads had a gun in their right hand and a bowl of wine in their left hand. They raised their hands to drink and smashed the bowl to the ground with their drinking hand, spraying out the wine in their mouths.
They all shouted: "Ha!" waving red tassel guns and started their performance.
"Lying like a bow
Standing like a pine
Sit like a bell without moving or shaking
Walking with a gust of wind
South Fist and North Kick
Shaolin Wudang Kung Fu
Tai Chi Bagua Lian Zhang
China has magical power! "
Zhong Yi shook his shoulders and almost fell off his horse with laughter.
The three of them retreated after dancing the red tassel gun, not daring to make any eye contact with Ruan Yan, wishing they could disappear from this world.
What a shame! ! ! real! ! If they had known that they would encounter such things if they stayed in the church, they (they) would have fought hard to change tasks with Zhong Yi!
Ruan Yan really feels a headache. What is going on? How can it be that he has only been out for a few days as if he has been out for several years?
"Ruan Xianbei!" he shouted. No one except his dear sister should be able to do such a thing.
Ruan Xianbei walked out from behind with a smile, holding a red scarf in his hand. He put the scarf in Ruan Yan's arms with his toes, and then bowed respectfully: "Welcome the leader to return to Islam!"
"Welcome the leader to return to Islam!"
"Welcome the leader to return to Islam!"
Everyone shouted together, Ruan Yan asked to get up, and pushed Ruan Xianbei aside and asked in a low voice: "What on earth are you doing?"
Ruan Xianbei smiled and waved his hand, and said to everyone: "The leader said he was very satisfied! Today's rehearsal is over! Thank you for your hard work!"
"Oh~!"
After the others left happily, Ruan Xianbei said to Ruan Yan: "The atmosphere during the New Year is so deserted and unlucky."
Ruan Yan:......
Ruan Xianbei took his hand and scolded: "Brother, it's wrong for you to look so ungrateful! You asked me to come back, right? Where are you when I come back? Is the house deserted for the Chinese New Year? Everyone else's house is like this Is this like this? Do you have other sisters outside? Is it easy for me to do all these things inside and outside? "
I haven’t even mentioned that she tried her best to rehearse the annual meeting program!
She swallowed the red tassel gun in her mouth and smashed the big stone in her chest. They are all in her repertoire and haven't been shown yet!
Ruan Yan's head hurt even more when he ran out after seeing the messy words in her mouth.
Next to him, Zhong Yi smiled and felt his stomach ache was relieved. He said, "So it's the Chinese New Year? The leader even asked me if someone was getting married, hahahahaha!"
Ruan Xianbei gave her brother a strange look: "Don't worry, brother, when you leave your wedding to me, I will definitely arrange it properly!"
"Hahahahahahaha!" Zhong Yi laughed wildly while lying on the horse again.
A few days ago, Ruan Xianbei, who had satisfied his desire for shopping, sat on the steps outside and looked at the hanging lanterns and ribbons. He thought for a second and decided to wait for Ruan Yan to come back and give him a surprise. He might as well hold an annual party. Come out and have some fun!
Ruan Xianbei, who was super mobile, just did what he said, with all the choreography in his mind ready-made. He asked Yun Cai to inform the aunts, and then he first invited the aunts to practice square dancing, and then tricked the uncles into wielding the red tassel gun. The aunts were easy to talk to, but some were thin-skinned. The young aunt said that she had never danced before, and she was afraid of not affecting everyone's decision to not participate.
The other aunt laughed and said, "Isn't that just right? Let the saint teach you now, and I guarantee that your family will shine!"
"That's right!" The women smiled and pushed her, "Jing, your trick of water moon mirror flower will be so beautiful when matched with the dance mentioned by the saint!"
The woman blushed at their teasing. She was originally an ordinary martial artist on the edge of the world. Her ex-husband died in a martial arts competition not long after they got married. From then on, she was a widow with no children and lived alone in a small mountain village until she saved her body. The seriously injured member of the Demon Cult married into the Demon Cult after she fell in love with him. He was only twenty-seven or eighty years old. He was not particularly good-looking, but he just gave people a very comfortable feeling.
Fortunately, she had developed deep internal skills under the influence of a group of veteran drivers. Anyway, Ruan Xianbei is what the saint said, so this is a half-assumed success.
But things didn't go so smoothly for the uncles from the beginning. The men relied on their strong martial arts skills and were unwilling to do such a show that looked like a street performer. But Ruan Xianbei first pulled down the three main pillars around the leader, Mi Zuo Mi You and Zhong Er. The unwillingness of others is also reduced by half.
If you really don't want to, there is a way. Let's compare it with each other. Whoever wins will listen to whoever wins. If you can't beat her, a weak woman, and still refuse to pay her, just get out.
Let’s show it to everyone, whoever is celebrating the New Year, what a disappointment!
Another example is the murderer Ge Biao, who has a child at home. His daughter eagerly tugged on his trousers and looked at him and said, "Dad, this looks so powerful."
The daughter slave fought bravely and was the first one to agree.
There are also several children who go away when they see other people's fathers. Their own fathers can't be left behind! Otherwise, how can you get along in their circle? So he pestered his father to be coquettish, and the remaining unwillingness of the men was reduced by half. They just couldn't save their face. If Ruan Xianbei gave him another compliment, there would be no one who disagreed.
So during the beating of gongs and drums, Ruan Yan was given a big surprise.
"Holy girl, you are so awesome!" Zhong Yi gave her a thumbs up, "How did you come up with this idea? This is even more beautiful than those people outside who spend money to buy it!"
Ruan Xianbei laughed loudly: "It's all because the leader has good vision. There are so many masters in our sect, aren't they better than the grass-roots team outside?" After speaking, he gave Zhong Yi a wink, "That's right, brother! Brother, what do you think? Woolen cloth?"
"Very good." There was no hint of joy or anger in Ruan Yan's tone. Either way, the church hadn't been this lively for a long time, and it was good to make everyone happy, but his brain hurt even more because he didn't have a good rest.
Ruan Xianbei proudly said to the others: "Look! My brother praised me, so I said he must be satisfied! I still have a show, I'll show it to you tomorrow!"
Yun Zhi Yuncai lowered her head and tried her best to hold back her laughter. Well, the saint is really the first person to over-interpret and boast about herself.
"You have arranged it very well. There is no need to surprise me anymore." Ruan Yan raised her forehead, feeling that if he didn't tell Ruan Xianbei, he would come early in the morning to disturb his purity. She would definitely do such a thing.
Ruan Xianbei shouted: "How can that be done! You are the leader!"
After entering the courtyard noisily, Ruan Yan pulled her into the study and said helplessly: "Ruan Ruan, it's all my fault that I urged you to come back but you were not at home and haven't left you a message yet. I was wrong."
Ruan Xianbei snorted: "It turns out that eldest brother knows about it. I thought that you, noble man, forgot things and left me in an unknown corner. I came back with full expectations, but it turned out to be deserted and miserable. Even your people I can’t find you, sister Ziyao doesn’t even know where you are, she thought there was a sister-in-law outside.”
"You're talking nonsense again!" Ruan Yan glanced at her. Ruan Xianbei was unhappy when he pouted fiercely. He softened his tone and said, "It's really urgent, and I don't want to hide it from you. What do you want to do this year? Just arrange it how you want, so that everyone can have a happy New Year."
Ruan Xianbei was happy now. Well, she had made all the arrangements from New Year's Eve to the 15th. She was going to arrange a courage test in the back mountain. The school grounds could be changed into a place for guessing lantern riddles and shooting hoops. The atmosphere would be full and joyful. What a great year!
Seeing that the clothes on Ruan Yan's body showed traces of the journey, she finally let her brother go and said, "Brother, take a good rest! Don't worry, leave it to me!"
"Go." Ruan Yan waved.
"Then I'm leaving!"
Ruan Yan stopped her again: "Wait."
"Um?"
Ruan Yan's tone was difficult and pleading: "Don't come again tomorrow."
Ruan Xianbei laughed: "Hahahahahaha! Got it!"
