In this way, Ruan Xianbei and Yun Zhi embarked on the road back, eating and drinking along the way. The journey that was originally less than five days seemed to take ten and a half months for her, until the seventh day Ruan Xianbei received Ruan Yan’s carrier pigeon.
Yun Zhi finally rescued the homing pigeon that was almost roasted by Ruan Xianbei from her mouth. She opened the bamboo tube and took out the letter paper and handed it to Ruan Xianbei.
It read: "Tomorrow, there will be consequences."
Ruan Xianbei looked at the note and then at the pigeon, licked his lips, and the pigeon trembled.
Finally, Ruan Xianbei rolled his eyes twice and said to Yun Zhi: "This journey has been quite hard. It's our last meal. Do you want to find a rich family to treat us to a casual meal?"
Yunzhi:......Do you want it? It sounds like you have no intention of discussing it at all!
Ruan Xianbei did what he said. He walked around the city with Yun Zhi and figured out the situation in the town. As soon as it got dark, he ordered his troops and generals to select a mansion, and swaggered into a rich and powerful manor. In the house of a domineering master.
"I don't know which lucky person can treat me to dinner?" Ruan Xianbei hummed a tune, and Yun Zhi's face was already numb.
Forget it, just think of it as robbing other people's wealth to feed your own poverty.
"Who are you?!" The boy at the door immediately stopped her and asked.
"Please give way~" Ruan Xianbei said politely, raised his hand and knocked on the back of the boy's neck before he fainted.
The old man guarding the door hunched over and stepped back. I am old, I am old, I have not seen anything.
Ruan Xianbei walked into the courtyard, and several young and strong guards who rushed forward were knocked away by the wind of her palm before they could get close.
One of the guards saw this strange woman coming menacingly and ran in from the ground to report the news. As he ran, he shouted: Master, the situation is not good, master! Yes, a thief broke in! "
Ruan Xianbei curled his lips, what a thief, how unpleasant it sounds, she is obviously a lovely and charming guest.
Following his cry for help, Ruan Xianbei also walked into the main hall.
The master of this house was hugging his concubine. You and I were eating and flirting with each other. Hearing this, he looked at the young man with dissatisfaction and said, "Who is so bold? Dare to break into my house?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Ruan Xianbei and Yun Zhi stepping in, walking out of the house.
The fat old man, who was a bit tipsy after drinking, had a big belly and narrowed his eyes and said, "Oh? These are two beauties. Are you here to drink with me?" After that, he pushed away the two beauties and left. He stepped forward and wanted to touch Ruan Xianbei's face.
The two concubines hugged each other and looked pale. The master drank too much, but they didn't. The woman held a dagger in her hand and looked closely at the blood that had not been wiped off.
This is a misunderstanding. Those people outside, Ruan Xianbei, waved their hands and fainted. Why do they need to use swords? The blood on the sword was because she hadn't used a sword in a long time. She took it out this time to pretend to be too excited, and accidentally scratched it, leaving a few drops of blood on herself.
Ruan Xianbei didn't say anything, just shook his head, holding a bright dagger in his hand, which was pressed against the fat master's almost invisible neck.
The fat old man was so frightened by the cold touch that he woke up.
"Woman...Woman, please forgive me." The fat man saw what was going on now. The courtyard was so quiet that there was no sound of insects. All the guard boys in the mansion fell in the outer courtyard, not knowing whether they were alive or dead, and he had a car hanging around his neck. With a sharp sword, a strange girl looked at him with a smile, and his legs began to tremble uncontrollably almost instantly.
"It's very sharp, don't move." Ruan Xianbei patted the fat master's face affectionately with the back of his sword, "I heard that you are the one who enjoys the most here. Could you please treat us to a meal?"
At this time, another woman came in angrily, pointed at someone, and cursed: "Master! I heard that you brought two more little hooves back! I want to see which two little goblins caught your eye!" Yo, are there two more? I really don’t want—”
The fat man was facing the door, and Ruan Xianbei had his back to the door, blocking the sword in his hand. Ruan Xianbei turned around, and the woman's hand was pointing at her nose. There is an aura of philistineness in it, no wonder the fat master doesn't like it, and neither does she.
The woman saw the girl turning her head, with no emotion in her eyes. She was frightened by her momentum for a moment. When she was about to continue her attack, she was dazzled by a silver light, and then she saw the man hanging on her neck. With her sword in hand, the scolding stopped abruptly. She braked suddenly and bumped into Ruan Xianbei. Ruan Xianbei's hand shook, and blood oozed from the fat master's skin in an instant.
"Ah! Blood, blood, blood!!!" The woman screamed, rolled her eyes and fainted.
? ? ? Ruan Xianbei looked at her poor acting skills and said to Yun Zhi: "Tie her up."
"yes."
Ruan Xianbei looked at the fat old man's neck where blood was oozing out and said, "The old man's wife looks very vicious."
"The woman is stupid! She made the heroine laugh." The fat man scolded, and put on a smiling face again. The meat on his face was all piled up together: "It's just a meal, the heroine can ask for anything, but this is Can you put down the sword first?"
The fat old man, one of the town's bullies, called for people to clear the table, and asked the kitchen to prepare a new dish. Under Ruan Xianbei's orders, he asked the waiter to go to a restaurant outside to buy some signature dishes.
"Don't even think about tipping off the enemy." Before leaving, Ruan Xianbei released his little white insect. The little white insect landed on the man's arm and got in. "This is extremely poisonous."
"Hero...this one went in, will it come out again?" The boy pointed at his arms and asked while shaking his legs.
"If you think about reporting the news for your master, it will suck your blood and kill you instantly."
The boy glanced at the fat old man subconsciously and nodded crazily. There are seniors and juniors in my family. I’m sorry, sir!
After the boy left, Ruan Xianbei turned to the fat master again, opened her eyes and asked doubtfully: "The fat master doesn't have such terrible thoughts, does he?"
The fat man who was forced to change his name to Fatty twitched the flesh on his face, covered his neck with a scarf to prevent it from bleeding anymore, tried hard to suppress a smile that even a fool could see was very forced, and said, "Of course not."
As a result, for this last supper, Ruan Xianbei had braised shrimp balls that were not available in this season, seasonal steamed hairy crabs, steamed sea bass, chestnut roasted chicken, ants on the tree, ground three delicacies, vegetarian assorted vegetables, and clear water Cabbage, abalone and shredded chicken porridge, tea tree mushroom and native chicken soup, etc.
Ruan Xianbei was satisfied with the meal and even persuaded Yun Zhi to put down her psychological burden and eat together. However, Yun Zhi refused sternly and had to ask the kitchen to make an extra side dish for Yun Zhi to have as dinner.
As for herself, she ate the meal slowly, and there were two beautiful concubines who were no more than 17 or 18 years old serving tea and water beside her. This fat man really knew how to enjoy his life.
After finishing the meal, Ruan Xianbei burped with satisfaction, wiped his mouth, waved and asked the two concubines: "Well, how does your master treat you?"
When the fat old man heard this, he broke into a cold sweat. He had just acquired a concubine with two bedrooms.
"I'm great for them!"
Ruan Xianbei flew a short knife to the fat master's hand, plunged into the chair, and said without even looking at him: "I didn't let you speak."
"Do you want me to take you out of here?" Ruan Xianbei asked again. Who knows if these concubines are really willing to marry this old man who can be their father? Do another good deed! Saint Ruan is awesome!
One of the concubines said in a low voice but firmly: "Miss, I am willing to serve the master."
Another concubine lowered her head and whispered: "Miss, I...I am willing to go with you."
Ruan Xianbei asked the concubine who followed her: "Is there anyone else in your family?"
The concubine shook her head: "No more, they are all gone."
Ruan Xianbei patted the fat master on the shoulder and said, "Did you hear everything? I will take this away."
The fat old man was heartbroken, but luckily there was at least one person who was willing to stay. He smiled and said, "The female hero has the final say. The female hero has the final say."
Ruan Xianbei put her arms around his shoulders and said in his ear: "I'm not a heroine. Let me show you what this is. Shhh... watch it quietly."
Ruan Xianbei took out a small rectangular hand sign from his arms, with the word "mi" engraved on it.
"Have you ever heard of Yayoi?"
The fat old man paused, nodded stiffly, and uttered two words with a stiff tongue in his mouth: "Mi... Mo... Demon Cult."
"Oh, what's your name? Is it the Demon Cult?" Ruan Xianbei said in a pretending to be enlightened, "Then you must control your mouth and don't talk nonsense. This saint likes bullies like you to eat at home. I know ?"
The fat old man nodded and almost knelt down before her. If there was any chance that I would report the reward to the official before, it completely disappeared after seeing the card in my hand.
Do people from the Demon Sect know the moral principles of the world? have no idea.
Will people from the Demon Cult reason with you? Won't.
Will people from the Demon Cult be merciful? Won't.
Since that war, when a child disobeys at night, women will scare the child and say that if he cries again, the devil will arrest him. The effect is almost immediate.
Ruan Xianbei let go of the fat old man and said to the fat old man who was already petrified and sweating crazily: "Fat Fatty, from now on, eat less and exercise more. Only by doing good to your body can you live a long life. Do you understand?"
"I know, I know, I know!" The fat old man said yes repeatedly.
The woman, who had woken up early and was tied to another chair, squinted her eyes to secretly observe the situation, and decided to remain unconscious. Where did this female devil come from! The ones who beat and killed were more ferocious than her!
The fat man nodded and bowed very respectfully and sent Ruan Xianbei to the door. He called a carriage for them to prevent them from having to walk at night. He also moved a box of local specialties and placed them behind the carriage, expressing his gratitude to the heroine for her appreciation. Finally, holding back tears, he put the concubine's contract of sale into Ruan Xianbei's mobile phone. He would have another concubine, but he only had one life.
Ruan Xianbei happily patted the fat master's belly, and then looked at the plaque at the door, which said Lin Mansion, so she said: "Mr. Lin, thank you for the simple meal, I like it very much. I'm leaving, see you next time. "
Mr. Lin waved goodbye with tears streaming down his face. This ordinary night frightened him. When he turned around, he burned incense and prayed that this little ancestor would not come again...
Neither of them wanted a coachman. Yun Zhi was driving the horse. The concubine had no luggage and packed a small bundle. She refused to sit on the stool with Ruan Xianbei and would only kneel down on the floor. Ruan Xianbei couldn't resist her and just let her go. She went.
Before setting off, Yun Zhi asked Ruan Xianbei: "Holy girl, what is in this box?"
Ruan Xianbei waved and called Yun Zhi to come over: "Guess what is yellow and shiny?"
"Huh? Orange???"
"Stupid!" Ruan Xianbei knocked her head, "It's gold."
There was no conversation all the way, Ruan Xianbei just told the concubine to have a good rest and talk about it when she got home.
