In order to keep the secret that he was reborn, Ye Ming rarely took the initiative to communicate with anyone except Cao Shantong and the other three people in his dormitory. The only time he took the initiative was when he was pursuing Zhang Ruodan!
The reason why he took the initiative was because Zhang Ruodan looked too much like his girlfriend in his previous life! However, the final outcome was the same as in his previous life. Mu Jian was trapped in the rain and broke up due to various practical reasons.
However, in the previous life, it was Ye Ming who felt that he could no longer delay the other party and let him go! But in this life, it was the other party who failed to persist... Looking back on the interpersonal interactions over the past four years, Ye Ming felt that he was really a little bit intimidated back then. So cold!
"But we never dreamed that you, a real person without showing your face, would actually give birth to a daughter without saying a word!" Zhang Zhijing shook his head and said with attachment, "This is like Zhu Bajie suddenly getting married to Chang'e. , the impact is too great!”
Damn it!
Ye Ming immediately rolled his eyes, and Ling said angrily: Are you using metaphors?"
Let me mention here that although the history of this world has undergone tremendous changes at the end of the Three Kingdoms, classical and traditional novels such as "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" and "Water Margin" still exist in this world, and their authors are not The other person is none other than the founder of the Han Empire—Emperor Adou!
After knowing this, Ye Ming thought with his toes that Brother Adou must be a time traveler like him!
I just didn’t know that man was a time traveler of that era!
"It's just an analogy! We don't mind, what do you mind?" Faced with Ye Ming's protest, Zhang Zhijing simply chose to ignore it!
"Speaking of which, Ming'er, who is Xiao Niannian's mother?" When this question came out, the owner's eyes were all focused on Ye Ming! "Uh..." Just at Ye Ming While hesitating whether to tell the three brothers the truth, the doorbell suddenly rang. "I'll open the door!" Ye Ming ran to the door, opened the door and saw that it was Tang Yingxu! Well...it was Tang Yingxu who was drunk again!
Today, Tang Yingxu is wearing the same black OL short skirt suit as usual, which fully highlights the graceful figure and temperament of an urban white-collar beauty. At this time, her eyes were blurred with drunkenness, and she was fair and pretty~ There was a blush on her face, and her face was as tender as honey, and she seemed to be able to squeeze out the juice with just a pinch!
The original ability and elegance disappeared under the influence of alcohol. Now Tang Yingxu appeared in front of Ye Ming, lazy and charming, as if he had suddenly transformed from a white swan into an elegant and charming little wild animal. cat.
"Hiccup~" The moment she saw Ye Ming, Tang Yingxu sang a drinking song, and then stumbled towards Ye Ming, "Xiaoye~ Yes...I'm sorry...I...forgot to bring the key again... "
Tang Yingxu had obviously drunk a lot, and her words were a bit tongue-tied. She could only be heard saying intermittently: "But... you... don't worry... I... I've already vomited everything downstairs." No... I won't dirty your... your sofa and... clothes anymore..."
After saying this, Tang Yingxu lay directly on Ye Ming and fell asleep!
"Little Sister Tang! Little Sister Tang!" Ye Ming called a few times and found that Tang Yingxu was really asleep. In desperation, he could only bend down, pick up Tang Yingxu around the waist, and then put the three men in his arms. The friends looked at her with ghostly looks on their faces and sent her to the bed in his study. They covered her with a quilt and prepared a cup of warm water for her in a thermos cup on the bedside table next to the bed. Then he quietly exited the room.
After closing the door, Ye Ming looked up and saw three people with strange smiles on their faces and eager to try, slowly walking towards him!
"Um...what do you want to do? Listen to me..." Before Ye Ming could explain, Cao Shan and the other three rushed forward. You carried his legs, I held my arms, and tied Ye Ming to the sofa like a big bundle of flowers. , and then the three of them sat on Ye Ming one by one, and began to torture him to extract a confession!
"Be honest, who is this beauty?" "Don't tell us that she is Xiao Niannian's mother?" "What is your relationship with her? When did you meet her? When did you start living together? What does she do? ?Hurry up and recruit from the real situation!"
One of the three people grabbed Ye Ming's creaking leg, the other grabbed the soles of his feet, and the remaining one was ready to insert it into his nostril at any time!
Faced with the "torture to extract confessions" from three harmful friends, Ye Ming wanted to scream, but he wanted to resist, but he was also afraid that the noise would be too loud and the two people in the room would be captured, so he had to beg for mercy: "I say! I say! Stop it!" I said that’s it!”
After the three of them put down their "devil claws", Ye Ming took a breath and said: "Her name is Tang Yingxu, she is my downstairs neighbor! Last time she was drunk, went to the wrong floor and lay in front of my house. I was afraid of her I brought her in when something happened, and we got to know each other over and over again! That’s it!”
"Is that so?" The three people looked at Ye Ming suspiciously, and then looked at each other, with a look of suspicion.
"Hey, everything I said is true! You must believe me..." Seeing their appearance, Ye Ming knew that something was going to happen. Sure enough, before he could finish speaking, he heard the three people say in unison: "Xiao Ding still has something to hide from us! He will be punished with a heavy punishment!"
"You think we are stupid! If it were that simple, would this girl come to your house drunk?"
"That's right! After all, we are also from the education department! I still know a little bit about psychology! People can only fall asleep so safely in an environment where they feel safe. Seeing a beautiful woman sleeping so eloquently in your arms, you two are definitely cheating. ~Qing! Hurry and tell the truth!"
"Ah! It's really not true! I wiped it~ It's done! I said! I said! I said it's not okay!"
After enduring the "inhuman" tickling torture from three people, Ye Ming kicked the air and shouted in a low voice: "Sister Tang is the deputy editor of a publishing house. She discovered the fairy tale I wrote for Xiao Niannian. The story was quite interesting, so she suggested that I vote for her, and she helped me publish it, and then I gave her those fairy tales! After that, our relationship became better after a while!"
"fairy tales?!"
"publishing?!"
"You wrote it?!"
After hearing what Ye Ming said, the three of them were stunned, with a look of astonishment on their faces.
"You can put me down now! I have really said everything this time!" Ye Ming put on an aggrieved look like I am a good citizen, "If you are still not satisfied, then just kill me. Got it!"
The three of them looked at each other and finally decided to let Ye Ming go for the time being!
"Is it true? Ming'er, you Jingran also wrote fairy tales?" Cao Shantong looked at Ye Ming as if he were an alien, "What about the book? Has it been published?" "Hey, it's been published. "Yes," Ye Ming nodded, "It was just published last week."
Zhang Zhijing patted Ye Ming on the shoulder and urged: "Where is it? Come close and cover us quickly!"
"I'll get it. It's in the room. You guys wait!" Ye Ming covered his shoulder that hurt from Zhang Zhijing's slap and grinned. He quietly returned to the bedroom and returned with a few copies of "Nian Nian's Fairy Tale House". Arrived at the living room.
When the three of them saw the title of the book, they were convinced that this book must be written by Ye Ming! Then when they saw that the author of the novel and the author of the illustrations were the same person, the three of them opened their eyes wide again!
"This...all these illustrations here were drawn by you?!" Tong Dajiang pointed to the exquisite portraits of Snow White and other fairy tale characters on the cover.
"Well," Ye Ming smiled, "I learned C for a while before, so I know a little bit!"
Three people: "……."
The three of them lowered their heads and began to read each other.
"Ming'er, how are the sales of your fairy tale?" Tong Dajiang asked casually, lowering his head and looking at the book.
Ye Ming thought for a while and said: "I guess we sold more than 86,000 copies on the first day! I forgot to ask in the next few days, but there should be almost ten square copies!" "..." Cao Shan Tongsan The people looked at each other, then suddenly swarmed up and pushed Ye Ming onto the sofa again!
"San'er, go get a kitchen knife and a vise! Let's pry open this kid's head and see what's hidden inside!!"
