Xu Linglong was stunned for a moment, and then she realized that Yu Yueyue was lying to her.
He immediately said harshly:
"I have an invisible mosquito net that is invulnerable to water and fire, and I am invulnerable to bullets. I am still afraid that he will mess around? I burrowed into the invisible mosquito net, and it was pitch black. He couldn't find me at all. How could he bully me?"
Yu Yueyue was dumbfounded and sighed to herself that Xu Linglong was really weird, she was like Bian Wanqing's rebirth. No wonder Ye Congwen was moved. When she thought of Bian Wanqing, Yu Yueyue suddenly dismissed the idea of fighting for his wife.
"Just think of her as the rebirth of Sister Wan Qing. Anyway, adding her two lives together, not to mention my sister, even my grandma is old enough."
Seeing Yu Yueyue looking at her with a smile, Xu Linglong emphasized again:
"Senior sister, why are you looking at me like that? I, Xu Linglong, am also the most beautiful woman in the human race. No matter how blind I am, I can't possibly have any thoughts about this ugly monster like him, right?
Not only me, but you, too, just hugged his body when we reunited after a long separation. Why don’t you give him a kiss after a long absence?
Senior sister, tell me the truth, do you think his face is too ugly and you can't even talk about it? "
The more Xu Linglong talked, the more excited she became. Afraid that Ye Congwen might hear what she said through the wall, she simply pulled Yu Yueyue to whisper.
Yu Yueyue was slightly startled, it seemed that was the case, but she was different from Xu Linglong. Xu Linglong mainly disliked Jia Xiaoyao's ugly face, but she hated Jia Xiaoyao as a person.
He smiled and said truthfully:
"It's not that I think he's ugly, it's mainly because I recognize the face he borrowed, and he's not a good character. I feel like vomiting when I see him."
"That's it! You feel like vomiting when you see him. Junior sister, I am also a woman. How can I let him take advantage of me?
What's more, the master has no self-awareness, and he has become so ugly. He still refuses to change his ways. He went to the Jiutian Plateau, flirted with women and attracted bees and butterflies, and brought the eighth lady of the hidden sect and the sage Shi Xiuxiu of the Western Witch together. Provoke the door.
Who do you think would fall in love with such a person? "
Xu Linglong hated Ye Congwen for being a playboy, so she simply told Yu Yueyue all the women he had a relationship with.
Even if he takes the initiative to be out of the game, he will not make it easy for the playboy Ye Congwen.
"Western Witch Saint Shi Xiuxiu? Why did the two of them meet again? That woman is very close to Xuanyuan Fengling, how could she be interested in Ye Congwen?"
Yu Yueyue frowned. Shi Xiuxiu's beauty was first-class, and her sex appealed to Ye Congwen's taste. If she pursued Ye Congwen, how could Ye Congwen refuse?
"You have so little confidence in my master? Even though he has such an ugly face, you can't stand what he says!
He protected Shi Xiuxiu all the way into the Peacock Sacred Ridge, used the Chaos Finger and the Phoenix Immortal Technique I taught him to help Shi Xiuxiu resolve disasters, and stole the show. Since ancient times, beauties have loved heroes.
Shi Xiuxiu is no exception. The two have been in love for a long time, cuddling and loving each other. If the date agreed upon by Ye Congwen and I hadn't come soon, and he rushed to the Nirvana Nest to pick me up, I'm afraid these two people would even have children! "
Xu Linglong asked with added jealousy, although Ye Congwen strongly denied that he had an affair with Shi Xiuxiu, but how can there be a pure master-disciple-male-male relationship in this world?
Ye Congwen is eloquent, smooth-talking, and can coax girls into dizziness with one mouth. I, Xu Linglong, who has hundreds of years of Taoism, can't stand it, but Shi Xiuxiu, a little girl, can stand it?
Just by looking at Shi Xiuxiu's behavior, you knew that she had a deep love for Ye Congwen. If Shi Xiuxiu hadn't been busy advancing to the demigod realm this time, she would have clung to Ye Congwen like a piece of candy.
Sooner or later, this girl will pester her mother to send her to Ye Congwen. Why not lay a surprise for Yu Yueyue first, then let the two of them fight each other? It is best to give Ye Congwen, a playboy, a headache that will explode. In despair, he complained to his disciple.
Then watch me beat him to death.
Yu Yueyue heard that Xu Linglong’s words were a bit exaggerated, but I heard that Xiwu women are very bold and would dare to use sticks when they fall in love with men.
Hit the back of the head.
As the holy aunt of the West Witch, Shi Xiuxiu's behavior will naturally become more serious. Once Ye Congwen loses control and has a child with Shi Xiuxiu, will he be caught by the Witch God and come to the West Witch as his son-in-law?
Yu Yueyue didn't want the tragedy of Xuanyuan Fengling to happen again, so she persuaded Xu Linglong:
"Junior sister, my Taoist Master said that Ye Congwen is a man of misfortune, and there will be countless calamities waiting for him in his life. If the two of us don't keep an eye on him, the incident with Xuanyuan Fengling will probably happen to him again.
You are smarter than me, and you have the means to subdue him. Can you help my senior sister, help me, and yourself, and keep this careless master under control? "
"Sister, please don't get me wrong. I have no feelings for Ye Congwen, this ugly monster. When I advance to the Immortal Realm and practice the Chaos Nirvana Finger, I will return to the Chaos Palace to be my Chaos Palace Master.
From now on, please wish yourself good luck! "
Xu Linglong sternly refused, saying that she was the most beautiful woman in the human race, how could she possibly compete with other women for men?
Besides, if he is so handsome that he is unparalleled in the world, but he is so ugly——
"What are you two muttering about? I've been standing here for a long time, don't you notice?"
Ye Congwen saw that Xu Linglong was fanning the flames in Yu Yueyue's ears again, and even talked about Shi Xiuxiu. He couldn't stand listening anymore, so he asked.
When Xu Linglong heard Ye Congwen's voice, she wanted to angrily slap him, but when she turned her head, she suddenly saw a handsome man with sword-shaped eyebrows and starry eyes, a majestic weapon, and a sturdy back and waist standing behind her.
After staring at that dreamy face for a long time, he looked exactly like the person in his dream. For some reason, the anger in his heart immediately disappeared. .
He couldn't even move his eyes away, and he promised in a mysterious way:
"Sister, I promise you, the two of us will supervise my master together, and I promise not to let other women get close to my master."
"????"
Yu Yueyue just felt confused. She had been trying to persuade her to become his wife, but this little junior sister was indifferent.
But as soon as Ye Congwen returned to his original appearance, this little junior sister immediately acted like a nymphomaniac, not even willing to blink!
Is Ye Congwen really that good-looking? We stay together every day, but we don't think he's that good-looking.
Yu Yueyue followed Xu Linglong's eyes, and when she saw that familiar face, she couldn't help but rush up and kissed her like no one else was there!
How could Ye Congwen refuse such a sweet kiss? He naturally hugged her tightly and wouldn't let go.
"Hey, hey, hey! Senior sister, if you keep doing this, I won't help you!"
Xu Linglong threatened angrily, secretly scolding Yu Yueyue for being too shameless. Looking at such a gentle and courteous person, how could she see that Ye Congwen was bolder than Shi Xiuxiu, the holy aunt of the Western Witch?
He stretched out his hand to pry open the dog man and woman who were chewing each other. Unexpectedly, he just reached out and before he could touch Ye Congwen, he was hugged by a strong hand.
Xu Linglong was shocked and turned pale, and was about to scream, but suddenly her mouth was blocked by something, and she whimpered for a long time, unable to say a word.
I wanted to give Ye Congwen a few pokes with my chaotic finger, but for some reason his whole body was limp and he had no strength at all. If Ye Congwen hadn't hugged her hard, Xu Linglong felt that she would fall down at any time.
Xu Linglong didn't have any experience in this area, so she could only learn from others. She glanced at Yu Yueyue, who was still immersed in tenderness with her eyes closed, and quickly closed her eyes and responded mechanically.
While Ye Congwen was busy talking, the courtyard door was suddenly pushed open by someone's palm, and Tao Zun shouted with a smile:
"Master Xu, my disciple is having a meal——"
When he saw these three people mentioning eating in broad daylight, Dao Zun was stunned and forgot what to say for a moment.
"Grandpa Dao, does Aunt Linglong still need to be fed when she is so old?"
The two little Taoist boys asked curiously, and with one sentence they woke Xu Linglong and Yu Yueyue from their dreams.
Everyone blushed with shame and simply hid
After Ye Congwen.
"What do children know? If you see this thing too much, please close your eyes!"
Taoist Master stretched out his hand to cover the eyes of the two Taoist boys while scolding them loudly.
Ye Congwen wiped his mouth without saying anything, and greeted the Taoist Master:
"Senior's Fu Ming Powder is indeed extremely effective. Once you eat it, it immediately returns to its original appearance. It is simply miraculous.
I wonder what materials such a magical thing is made from? "
Tao Zun frowned and looked at Ye Congwen's handsome face, feeling very annoyed in his heart. The saint had studied hard in the past three years and devoted herself to Tai Chi.
Not to mention being close to men, even if she is a man, she is not interested in taking another look. This makes Dao Zun very happy. If this trend continues, the saint will remain as pure as jade for the rest of her life, and it is a certainty that she will become a pure and pure Dao Zun.
Although Taoism is not as strict as Buddhism, a saint is a facade. If he lives a lonely life like himself, it is also a face-saving thing.
But all this was shattered by the arrival of Ye Congwen. In just one meal, she had already broken the precepts. If she continued to let herself go, in another three months, the saint would not be allowed to return to Tieta Village to wait for her childbirth. ah!
Tao Zun had a dark face and was reprimanding Ye Congwen with the right words, but before he could speak, suddenly a beautiful little girl poked her head out from behind Ye Congwen and shouted coquettishly towards Tao Zun:
"Master, is the food ready? My disciple is hungry!"
"Disciple? Whose disciple?"
The Taoist Master was suddenly confused. When did the Taoist ancestral court gain a beautiful woman?
When he opened his eyes and saw clearly what the man looked like, Tao Zun suddenly became furious:
"Ye Congwen, what are you doing, you little bastard? If you are not afraid of death and can return to your original appearance, why are you encouraging my disciple to swallow Fuma Powder too?"
"Senior, please calm down and listen to my explanation——"
"Explain what? Didn't you just think that my disciple was not good-looking before, so you deliberately tried to trick her into regaining her appearance so that you could take advantage of her?
Let me tell you, if you don’t persuade her to return to her previous appearance today, I will never be done with you today! "
Tao Zun pointed the finger at Ye Congwen without much thought, because besides him, who else could make Yu Yueyue swallow Fu Mao Powder?
Xuanyuan Fengling hates Yu Yueyue deeply. Once she knows that the Taoist saint is Yu Yueyue, then Xuanyuan Fengling can't persuade her father to go to the Taoist ancestral court, capture Yu Yueyue, and use her to force the young master of the Demon Hunting Guard to show up?
At that time, would the successor he had worked so hard to visit still be alive?
It is related to the inheritance of the entire Taoism. How can Ye Congwen be allowed to behave nonsense!
Seeing that the Taoist Master was getting more and more angry, Ye Congwen knew that nothing he could say at this time would be of any use. Don't push the old Taoist priest into a hurry. If you turn around and beat yourself up, the gain will outweigh the loss.
Ye Congwen immediately turned around and pushed Xu Linglong out, asking her to subdue the old Taoist priest.
Xu Linglong took advantage of the situation, put her face in front of Ye Congwen's mouth, pointed at the smooth, soft and elastic face with her fingers and said:
"Master, just kiss it and I will help you convince the old Taoist priest."
Ye Congwen had something to ask for, and before Xu Linglong finished speaking, he kissed her.
"No, no, you kissed me before my disciple could finish his words. You have no sincerity at all. Do it again."
Xu Linglong said coquettishly dissatisfied.
"Ye——cong——wen!"
Dao Zun only felt that he was furious. The nearly eight hundred years of mental cultivation had no effect at all. If Xu Linglong and Yu Yueyue were not guarding Ye Congwen, he would definitely let Ye Congwen see the power of Tai Chi.
