Ye Congwen was stunned by Xu Linglong's question, and after a while he asked:
"Are you checking the household registration?"
"To prevaricate means to have a guilty conscience, and to have a guilty conscience means there is something wrong."
Xu Linglong seemed to smell the emotional gossip and chased Ye Congwen and asked again:
"Uncle Mouse was worried just now that no one would want you because you are ugly. Who knew that you had already found eight lovers on the Jiutian Plateau without saying a word? You should recruit them from the real world. If you make it clear earlier, I can tell Twelve This great news about the guardian angel of the zodiac saves them from having to worry every day."
"Their eight sisters are known as the Flower of Exorcists, heirs of a hidden sect, and their grandfather is the military advisor and deputy commander of the Wushuang Wupair Battalion. Their parents disappeared when they were just born. They were finally found two hundred years later, and they were tricked by me again. Hundreds of beaks were destroyed like a phoenix.
As for the name, it’s very casual:
The eldest sister’s head is called Feng Ling’er, and the rest are called gold hairpins, silver bracelets, copper strings, jade pendants, curtains, and mosquito nets—”
"Stop, stop, stop! Are you fooling me? Who would give a girl a name like this? Isn't it too casual?"
Xu Linglong hurriedly stopped her. She always felt that Ye Congwen was deceiving her with this name.
"Do you think everyone is like you, Fairy Linglong, who is rich in learning, knowledgeable, knowledgeable, knowledgeable, and has such a nice name?"
Ye Congwen casually flattered him.
Xu Linglong wanted to refute, but when she heard Ye Congwen not only called herself Fairy Linglong, he also praised himself for his profound knowledge. He immediately stopped objecting. He had been reading books for hundreds of years while lying in the coffin of chaos. Coupled with his photographic memory, it would not be an exaggeration to say that he was rich in knowledge!
I’ve read more than five cartloads of books?
Just when he was about to admit that he was very good at naming skills, he suddenly thought that the name Xu Linglong was obtained by his master, and he immediately lowered his face and asked:
"Ye Congwen, are you trying to trick me again? Have you ever seen anyone name themselves?"
"You can tell the whole story at a glance. You have such a nice name, and you will definitely be good at naming your children in the future.
I will test you as a teacher:
If you give birth to quadruplets in the future, two sons and two daughters, which four names are you going to give them that are most appropriate?
Spring leaves, summer leaves, autumn leaves, east? You are limited to ten seconds to say your name.
Ten, nine, eight..."
"Spring, summer, autumn and winter? You are very vulgar! Why don't you choose glory, wealth, wind, rain, thunder and lightning?"
Xu Linglong rolled her eyes at Ye Congwen and secretly scolded Ye Congwen for how dare he claim to be both civil and military at his level? Is the name of Bad Street worthy of my children, Xu Linglong?
He pondered seriously:
"Quadruplets, of course, they should be equal in size.
Two sons and two daughters, these four should be yin and yang opposite each other, so that people can tell the male and female just by hearing their names;
If they both have the surname Ye, then they have to match your surname in a consistent manner - that's not right! Why do my children, Xu Linglong, have the last name Ye? "
Xu Linglong suddenly woke up and asked murderously.
"Well, don't all children have the same surname as their father? Isn't it appropriate to have a surname?"
Ye Congwen replied matter-of-factly.
"Who told you that I was going to marry someone named Ye? Ye Congwen, you set a trap for me to take advantage of me again, right?"
Xu Linglong suddenly came to her senses, and immediately said through gritted teeth with hatred, this was the second time he had fallen into his trap. Last time she was a good wife, and this time she helped him name his son and daughter in a serious manner.
I, Xu Linglong, am so smart all my life, why do I always fall into such small pits?
"You are being unreasonable. There are so many people named Ye in the world, and I didn't say you must marry me. Have you already decided in your heart that you won't marry anyone other than Ye Congwen?"
Isn't this good? As a sixteen-year-old girl, all you can think about is getting married and giving birth to quadruplets, and you have even thought of the names of your two sons and two daughters. You are too precocious. "
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I still want to hear more praises and compliments from them on Ye Congwen, but as soon as I hear that he is full of energy and multitasking. Xu Linglong immediately didn't like hearing it.
What kind of Southern Barbarian royal family's physique is there? I still have an exquisite immortal body. Why should I not be punished? How many more people does he want to marry while I, Xu Linglong, am here?
As soon as I point my finger at the young mistress, I will make it impossible for him to marry anyone!
But when I think of the time when Dao Zun fought for Yu Yueyue's apprenticeship with me - new love is easy to get rid of, but old love is hard to refuse!
While Xu Linglong was thinking wildly, suddenly there was a rumbling sound in the square. When she looked up, it turned out that everyone was not cooperating in place. They were too fast and too slow to catch up. There was a clang and the formation broke up.
The onlookers burst out laughing. Seeing that these people were bruised and swollen from the fall, they all laughed.
"Get up and keep running. A child is just a toddler. How can he learn to walk without falling a few times? Look at my miserable face, young master. It was caused by the fall in the Demon Exorcist's barracks.
What does it mean to have a bruised nose and a swollen face? If you are going to fall and be disfigured, then that proves that you have practiced well. "
Ye Congwen set an example and encouraged everyone to stand up and continue practicing. As soon as everyone heard this, they were disfigured by the fall, and they were no longer afraid of being ugly. They got up one after another, formed the Kuafu Daily Combination Formation again, and started running around the square.
"Young Master, didn't you say before that Xuanyuan Duzun was jealous of your handsomeness, so he disfigured you like this? How come you were disfigured after a fall in the Demon Exorcist's barracks?
What you said is inconsistent, which one is true? "
When some people saw Ye Congwen making fun of him, they all had the courage to make things difficult for him.
"What's the contradiction in this? Your young master is known as the most beautiful man in the human race. How can he ruin his success with his peerless appearance?
If I hadn't fallen thousands of times while practicing Kuafu's Sun Combination Formation in the Demon Exorcist's Barracks, I would have been at least the second most handsome man in your Demon Hunting Guard! "
Ye Congwen said shamelessly.
"Tch! You don't look down on our hundreds of thousands of male members of the Demon Hunting Guard! You've already been shamed by Xuanyuan's dominance, and yet you're so confident that you can be the second most beautiful man. Why don't you rise to the top in one step and just call yourself a hunter? The most beautiful man in the Demon Guard wins."
Everyone started joking and said, it's too embarrassing. You can still be the second most handsome man in the Demon Hunters with a scratch on your face. Isn't that just a roundabout way of calling us all ugly?
"Isn't the most handsome man in your Demon Hunting Guard young master Ye Congwen? He's very handsome as soon as he hears his name. How can I compete with him?"
"vomit--"
"shameless!"
"You are as shameless as Ye Congwen!"
The laughter immediately spread throughout the entire military camp, causing the commander-in-chief and the ten deputy commanders to rush over, thinking that something big had happened. When asked about the reason, they all couldn't help but laugh and were speechless.
The commotion continued until the sun rose, before Ye Congwen took everyone to fly to Pixiu's lair, and went into the mountains with the mythical beast Pixiu to continue picking the sacred medicine.
Ye Congwen picked the holy elixir during the day, practiced the Pixiu bone pattern at night, and taught the team members to practice the body formation in the morning.
Tens of thousands of team members were idle. Seeing how magical the combined formation was, they all imitated it. Before long, the square of Team Dian Cang was filled with giants a hundred meters high running back and forth.
From morning to night, it is bustling with activity.
Of course, except for the hundred-man team led by the twelve deputy commanders' legitimate sons and grandsons.
Twelve legitimate sons and grandsons each led a team of 100 people, descending from the Diancang Mountains. Since the team members selected were all Soul Refining Masters, more than a thousand people flew through the air, and arrived in Cangzhou and Mangzhou in more than ten days. 's junction.
Everyone had never fought against the human race before, and they were worried that the masters from the Haitang County Prince's Palace were too strong, so they chose to work together and deal with them one by one.
Now is the peak season of autumn harvest. There are endless rice fields on both sides of the river bank. The plump rice ears are bowing their heads, waiting for farmers to harvest.
The leader's legitimate son, the deputy commander, was also a child of a noble family. When he was a child, he was often captured by his elders for harvesting.
Seeing that the golden ears of rice were even more attractive than gold, I bent down and picked out the plumpest ear of rice on the ridge of the field.
Prepare to put it on your hand to count how many there are.
Suddenly a arrogant voice shouted across the river:
"Where did these bandits come from? Dare to attack our Cangbei County government rice fields? Put the rice back cleanly, or I will break your two dog paws!"