"You move so quickly, why are you standing on the coffin waiting for me? Did you suddenly remember the traditional virtue of respecting the elderly and caring for the young?"
Xu Linglong walked over slowly, expecting that Ye Congwen would not be able to open the lid of his Chaos Coffin, and asked with a smile.
"Respect the old and cherish the young?"
"A teacher is like a father, who is an old man, and who is twenty-eight years old is a young man. Am I wrong?"
Xu Linglong said proudly, in this way, she had all the benefits, whether she was old or young, it was all up to her.
"I'll count to three. If you don't open the lid of the coffin, be careful your butt will open!"
"Yo yo yo! Ye Congwen, you are very courageous. You bully your master and destroy your ancestors, and you bully the young. Which one do you choose?"
Xu Linglong disagreed and decided that Ye Congwen didn't have the guts to hit me, so I won't open the lid of the coffin and let you stay in it for the rest of your life!
"three."
"I'll give you a second!"
"two!"
"snort!"
"one!"
"Hey, Ye Congwen, what do you want to do?"
Xu Linglong hugged her and was so bold as to take off her pants. She immediately panicked and shouted bitterly and angrily:
"Ye Congwen, if you dare to take action, I will let you stay in the coffin of chaos for the rest of your life!"
Ye Congwen is a master of the true god realm, how could he be threatened by a body shaping realm warlock?
Now that he has started, he should do it quickly, otherwise this hob meat will definitely not have a long memory. He reached over, pulled off Xu Linglong's pants, and slapped the round and round part more than a dozen times.
Xu Linglong was stunned for a moment. She never thought that Ye Congwen would really dare to hit him, and even take off his pants to hit him. Such a shameful scene made her blush to the root of her neck, her head went blank, and she even forgot to cry out in pain. .
Ye Congwen slapped her more than ten times in succession and found that Xu Linglong remained silent, neither begging for mercy nor threatening him with harsh words.
"She must have been knocked unconscious, right? This woman is so damn good-looking, she is even taller than Bian Wanqing. A dozen slaps shouldn't be a problem, right?"
Ye Congwen was a little worried, so he had to lower his head to look. Unexpectedly, when he lowered his head, he saw Xu Linglong blushing with shame and staring at her big eyes, not knowing what she was thinking.
Their eyes met, the two looked at each other, and for a moment they didn't know what to say.
I don't know how long it took, but Xu Linglong suddenly felt a big hand on her butt. She frowned and then remembered whose hand it was.
He immediately made a long face and shouted coldly:
"Take your claws away."
Ye Congwen didn't know what to do and looked along the palm of his right hand, and then he remembered that his hand was on that white and tender place.
As if something had suddenly burned him, his right hand immediately bounced away, but a strange thought popped up in his mind.
Ye Congwen glanced secretly, and sure enough, there were two demon fire birthmarks on the round and white buttocks. The scarlet flame marks were on the flawless white skin. They could be seen at a glance and were very conspicuous.
Xu Linglong saw that the palm had left her skin, but Ye Congwen did not look back to apologize to herself. She had a bad feeling, so she turned around and looked over. Sure enough, Ye Congwen opened his eyes wide and unblinking. Staring there.
Xu Linglong was so embarrassed that she immediately stood up, put on her pants, opened the lid of the coffin, and ran out. Her movements were faster than Ye Congwen, a true god realm master. She was worthy of being a cultivation wizard with an exquisite immortal body.
"I really have two demon fire birthmarks. What kind of weird unique inheritance is this? I wonder if this woman gives birth to a son, will she also have two demon fire birthmarks on her butt?"
Ye Congwen was afraid that Xu Linglong would become angry and lock him in the Chaos Coffin. He followed him and ran out, looking at the round butt above his head and thinking wildly.
Sure enough, as soon as Xu Linglong climbed out of the chaos coffin, she was ready to close the lid and lock Ye Congwen in the chaos coffin.
"You are such a big man, why can't you make jokes? You just advised me to be more generous, but you are too stingy to find a wife in the future.
Aren't you worried about not being able to get married? "
As soon as Ye Congwen got his head out, Xu Linglong was about to close the coffin and lock the person in. Ye Congwen simply put his head under the coffin lid and joked with a smile.
"If you can't get married, it's not your turn to be ugly!"
Xu Linglong shouted angrily, regretting the words as soon as she said them, and added in a low voice:
"It was you who first called Xu Linglong ugly, and then said she could stop crying!"
"I don't blame you. A golden boy marries a beautiful girl, and a handsome man marries a beautiful girl. An ugly guy like me is not good enough for you. When the time comes, my disciple will help you introduce the most handsome man in Pangu Continent, okay?"
Ye Congwen asked with a shameless pun. He regretted it as soon as he said it. His old habit of talking nonsense happened again.
Xu Linglong suddenly raised her head and stared at Ye Congwen in disbelief, her big eyes filled with disbelief.
"Why, you're not interested in handsome men either? Then we, master and disciple, will stay alone in the Palace of Chaos until our old age."
"Who will end up alone with you? I'll find someone better looking to guard my house. At least I'll have fewer nightmares at night."
Xu Linglong glared at Ye Congwen, and after he climbed out, she gently closed the lid and put the Chaos Coffin into Chu Yu.
Without waiting for Ye Congwen to speak, he immediately ordered:
"Help me find a Eternal-level monster. I want to see if I, who is in the Body Shaping Realm, can be a Soul Refining Mage who can cross two levels of counterattack and carving formations to enter the Dao Realm."
"Well, it's quite difficult——"
Ye Congwen hesitated for a moment, but when he thought that Xu Linglong had always wanted to live his life again, he promised her not to interfere carelessly. As soon as the topic changed, he agreed: read Shula
"Let's try it first."
Now that Ye Congwen has become a true god realm master, he naturally does not need to carry Xu Linglong on his back or hold her in his arms to use the magical power of shrinking to an inch. He can take her by just standing by his side, and there is no need to worry about her being caught in a space crack. sucked away by the vortex.
Just as he was about to hold her hand and use his magical power to go to the Eternal Level area five hundred miles away to practice, his back suddenly sank, and Xu Linglong hung up without saying a word, still the same as before.
Ye Congwen wanted to remind her that he could just hold her hand. Before he could say anything, he suddenly heard an ouch and Xu Linglong fell down in pain.
Ye Congwen thought something big had happened, turned around and asked hurriedly:
"What's wrong? Where are you injured?"
"You know what you're asking! The attack was so severe, where did you say you were injured?"
Xu Linglong spat and cursed, it's a pity that she can't defeat Ye Congwen, otherwise she must let him taste this hot taste.
Ye Congwen felt guilty, so he had no choice but to endure it honestly. Since it hurt when hanging, it would probably be the same when standing.
Ye Congwen simply picked him up gently, opened the stone door, used the magical power of shrinking to an inch, and flew to the Zhou level area five hundred miles away.
"If I had known that it would harm others and myself, I wouldn't have done anything."
Ye Congwen looked at Xu Linglong in his arms and took the initiative to admit his mistake.
"Who told you that you were not careful? Fortunately, it was only swollen. What if it was damaged? Then you will be held captive for the rest of your life, and you will have to rely on you for food, drink, and toilet. Only then will it be called harming others and yourself. .”
Xu Linglong said gloatingly, and she knew how to hold her gently, which could be regarded as a bit of conscience.
"Haha, don't worry, you won't dare to do it again in the future. By the way, it's not convenient for you to walk now, can you still fight with the Eternal-level monsters later?"
Ye Congwen suddenly asked worriedly, "Is it appropriate for me to be careful in my actions, but the Eternal-level monsters will not show mercy to her." If there is even the slightest accident, someone will die.
"Who are you saying has trouble walking? We can't - why do we have trouble walking? What nonsense are you talking about all day long?"
Xu Linglong became anxious all of a sudden. This guy's words are so imaginative. If others hear him, they will think that I, Xu Linglong, have behaved inappropriately. How will I see anyone in the future?
"Didn't you say - is it swollen there? It hurts even if I lie on my back. How can I fight with the monsters later? What if it affects me?
Is your life at risk? "
"Ye Congwen, you are getting more and more exaggerated. Where did I get swollen? We have not had sex, how could I get swollen?"
If you keep talking nonsense like this, believe it or not, I will bite you! "
Xu Linglong became angry and cursed, then she opened her mouth and bit Ye Congwen's arm. Whenever she heard a word that didn't suit her, she would bite off the golden scales and flesh together, even if her teeth were chipped.
Ye Congwen was shocked when he heard the word "sexual intercourse". Isn't this a chicken-and-duck talk? Is this a place? Are you indifferent?
However, Xu Linglong's strong white teeth were indeed extremely sharp. Her finger was almost bitten off by her last time. The hero did not suffer the immediate disadvantage and explained his words clearly, and the misunderstanding was naturally resolved.
"I'm talking about the swelling and pain in your buttocks. Netherworld Cold Spring has immediate effect in reducing the swelling. You can try it after taking a sip."
Hearing Ye Congwen reminding herself to drink Nether Cold Spring to relieve the swelling and pain on her butt, Xu Linglong immediately took the opportunity to eliminate the embarrassment, took out a bottle of Nether Cold Spring from Chu Yu, and took a cautious sip.
When I noticed that it had a miraculous effect, I took another sip. Until all the burning pain and swelling disappeared, I reluctantly put the Netherworld Cold Spring back in.
While praising:
"This Netherworld Cold Spring is really a good thing. Why have I never seen it before?"
Ye Congwen had no choice but to explain that the Netherworld Cold Spring was tempered by the Demon God King using the Supreme Formation.
The two chatted incessantly, and soon they landed in the Zhoujie area. Ye Congwen put Xu Linglong down and found that the woman had recovered and was bouncing around without any impact at all.
Then he calmly ordered:
"There must be Eternal-level monsters within a ten-mile radius. Just be careful. I'll help you pick a first-grade treasure."
As soon as Xu Linglong heard that there was a Zhou-level monster, she immediately agreed. She was afraid that Ye Congwen, a true god realm master, would scare the monster away, so she kept urging him to leave quickly.
Ye Congwen saw that once Xu Linglong entered the battle, her whole body was like a chicken blood, and he couldn't help but admire her a little.
In order to give her an environment to hone her fighting skills, she simply hid far away. Anyway, she was as light as a swallow and couldn't kill the Eternal-level monster, but it was more than enough to escape.
Ye Congwen stood on the top of a mountain, looked around in all directions using the secret treasure hunting technique, found the treasure mountain with a first-class treasure medicine, and slowly flew over.
