Ye Congwen took a comfortable bath. When he came out, he saw that the table was filled with delicious dishes with beautiful colors and the aroma of meat. Looking at the fat and thin pork belly with pickles that looked like tiger skin, Ye Congwen couldn't help but pick it up with his fingers and eat a large piece.
"What are you doing? I have chopsticks and don't use them. It's so unhygienic!"
Bian Qianqian came over with two plates of food. When she saw Ye Congwen picking the food with his fingers, especially the way he looked like he was enjoying it, she felt very unhappy. She could even eat fat meat, so she was really hungry.
I have become addicted to beauty meals recently, and I am quite disgusted with those greasy things. Sometimes I feel like vomiting for no reason when I see them.
As soon as Ye Congwen saw Bian Qianqian's frowning expression, he guessed in his heart that this woman was disgusted with the fatty pork belly with pickles.
Ye Congwen was not as knowledgeable as her. When the dishes were served and the three of them sat down around the table, the first thing he did was pick a few pieces of the fattest pork belly and put them into Bian Qianqian's bowl, and then said gratefully :
"I would like to thank Captain Bian for taking in my little bean sprouts over the past six months and teaching her how to practice guidance. I can't repay this kindness. Let's eat some pork to replenish our health first."
"Hey, hey! One piece is enough. The bean sprouts are specially made for you to eat. The two of us eat them every day, so we won't compete with you."
When Bian Qianqian saw that Ye Congwen had given her three or four pieces of fatty meat, she was so frightened that she didn't even dare to sit on the chair.
"Sister Qianqian, we haven't had braised pork for half a year. Today is a great day, so let's make an exception and make a meat dish?"
Mudouya begged pitifully, saying that he and Bian Qianqian had been eating fodder for several months, and if he continued to eat it, his physical development would be affected, and Ye Congwen would dislike him again.
"Gene Era"
When Ye Congwen heard the pig bean sprouts say that he hadn't eaten pork for half a year, he immediately became angry and said rudely:
"I also hope that the pig bean sprouts will take good care of themselves and give birth to some big fat boys for my Ye family! Bian Qianqian, what are you doing!"
Turning around, he put several pieces of meat into the bowl of pigeon sprouts and ordered the little girl to eat the meat quickly.
The pigeon pea sprouts have not had the smell of oil for a long time, and they taste extremely sweet when you pick up the bowl.
Seeing that Ye Congwen seemed to be serious, Bian Qianqian was so frightened that she didn't dare to stick to her own routine anymore. She picked up the pork belly with chopsticks and ate the lean meat in the middle.
It's a pity that I haven't eaten fatty meat for a long time, so I ran to the kitchen and vomited before finishing a piece. Ye Congwen followed him and took a look, and found that nothing had come out after vomiting for a long time. He was shocked and asked suspiciously:
"Captain Bian, are you happy?"
Bian Qianqian burst into tears when she heard this:
"Ye Congwen, you bastard, what do you mean? You haven't been home for a long time, who should I go with?"
Mudouya heard the two people quarreling and ran in quickly. Although she had ten thousand questions in her heart, she still tried to persuade them to make peace at this time. She pulled Ye Congwen and scolded:
"Brother Congwen, what nonsense are you talking about? My sister has always eaten and slept with me. It's so unfair for you to say this. Why don't you apologize to my sister quickly? Otherwise, I won't pay attention to you. I sleep with my sister every day. Together, if you doubt her, you doubt me."
"Captain Bian, you are being too serious. I saw that you were vomiting for a long time but couldn't vomit it out, so I thought you were suffering from morning sickness!"
Ye Congwen answered innocently that when he was a child, he had seen sisters-in-law from the Hua and Ye clans vomiting non-stop once they ate. Those cousins were so happy that they even asked him to inform the old clan leader Ye Wudi.
"You're so pregnant, and you talk nonsense all day long. I haven't eaten fatty meat for a long time, and I'm allergic to lard."
Bian Qianqian rolled her eyes at Ye Congwen and felt much better when she saw that he didn't doubt her. Seeing the suspicious light in Mudouya's eyes, she was afraid that she and Ye Congwen would sleep together and let her know. What should I do if I become wary in the future? Change the subject immediately.
"I didn't think you had so many problems before! Who did you learn this from?"
Ye Congwen asked a few questions and suddenly saw Douya winking at him, so he had no choice but to follow Douya out, leaving Bian Qianqian to vomit in the kitchen alone.
"What's going on with you, Sister Qianqian? Who did you learn these weird tricks from?"
Ye Congwen asked while eating delicious food.
"It's not the elder of the Bian Mansion who said that to practice the Goddess Scattering Hands, one should be pure in desire and avoid eating meat and oil. Those direct descendants also said that eating meat and oil is the behavior of the lower class, and they are incompatible with the direct descendants of the Bian Mansion. All day long, she kept reminding and belittling her that Sister Qianqian was from a common tribe.
Sister Qianqian wanted to blend in with the direct descendants of the Bian Mansion, and she also wanted to learn the tenth style of Tiannv Sanhua Hand, so naturally she had to learn these weird tricks. "
Mudou Ya complained angrily that people's habits and tastes can't be changed so easily. Bian Qianqian couldn't help but want to eat delicious meat when she saw it, but even if she only took one bite, the direct sisters of the Bian Mansion could smell her mouth. The fishy smell inside.
As time went by, Bian Qianqian had no choice but to drag the bean sprouts to eat vegetarian food with her. If it weren't for the fact that Jintang Inn often delivered the three treasures of the store, and she could occasionally get the taste of meat, she might not have been able to hold on long ago.
Ye Congwen was speechless. Is there any difference between a concubine and a concubine when eating something? There are so many weird things going on these days. It was rare for me to take care of Bian Mansion's messy affairs, so I took the pig bean sprouts and ate meat wholeheartedly, while warning again and again:
"Xiao Douya, you can't learn from Bian's bad habits. It's understandable that you can't improve your martial arts level. If you starve your body, don't blame me for taking care of you when the time comes. Give me more meat to make up for it."
The bean sprouts nodded like garlic, holding the rice bowl and eating big mouthfuls, for fear that Ye Congwen would dislike him.
"Stand up and let me take a good look. Why do you feel that your body is not developed at all?"
Mudou Ya suddenly turned red and replied in a low voice:
"What are you doing! It's just getting dark now. I'll show you after I go to bed at night."
Why do you have to wait until dark before showing me something? Can't you just stand up and spin around now? No, this girl misunderstood. Are you trying to show me something that cannot be seen in the light?
Ye Congwen became interested all of a sudden and hurriedly speeded up his meal. At the same time, he signaled to the pigeon sprouts to finish the meal and take a shower. He hadn't had a good night's sleep in months.
Mudou Ya understood Ye Congwen's meaning, her face turned red, and she was looking forward to it. She took a few bites of rice and walked to the bathroom with her pajamas.
Bian Qianqian vomited for a long time before she came out. When she looked down, she found that Ye Congwen was the only one sitting at the dining table, devouring her food. He asked in confusion:
"Where's the little bean sprouts?"
"I'm going to take a shower. By the way, you clean up tonight. Later I'm going to massage my back. No one has massaged me for a few months, and my whole body is almost calloused."
Ye Congwen was busy enjoying the bean sprouts. After eating only seventy percent full, he was ready to wash his face, brush his teeth and go to bed.
"I see that this girl Momo is very familiar with you. Why didn't you let her guard the entrance of the cave alone for you at night?"
Bian Qianqian thought that Ye Congwen had spent two months in the taboo circle with more than a hundred beauties from the Bian family. This boy's luck in romance had always been good, so there was no guarantee that these nymphomaniacs wouldn't throw themselves into his arms.
"I sleep in a cave with giants, why should she, a girl, guard the entrance of the cave?"
"Girl? Bian Momo is a few months older than me and knows a lot. If Deputy Commander Ye has any special request, how can she, a squad leader, refuse?"
Bian Qianqian determined that Ye Congwen must have a crush on Bian Momo, otherwise why would he choose her to be the squad leader? I heard that he also helped her hunt down a peak-level monster and gave her a coveted magic core. Isn't this the same treatment as yourself?
"I said, what's going on with you today? As soon as I came back, you started arguing with me, making sarcastic remarks, and you were so angry that you didn't welcome me to stay at your house?" Ye Congwen saw that Bian Qianqian actually suspected that she was interested in Bian Momo, so she couldn't help but ask .
"Who told you not to come home for half a year! You still suspected that I was pregnant when you came home? I, Bian Qianqian, am still a girl. If you don't believe it, you can check it at any time."
Bian Qianqian said angrily. When she thought that Ye Congwen's cultivation speed was more than ten times faster than hers, she felt inexplicable fear and uneasiness in her heart. It seemed that she could only calm down after arguing with Ye Congwen.
"Check? How to check my daughter's body?"
Ye Congwen asked in surprise, "Ask me to check your daughter's body. No matter if you were pregnant before or not, it will definitely not be the case after the examination. If you accidentally hit her by then, wouldn't it be true morning sickness?"
Bian Qianqian rolled up her sleeves and exposed the palace sand to Ye Congwen. She seemed to suddenly realize the meaning contained in Ye Congwen's expression, and immediately blushed and spat:
"You are so young and full of bad ideas. How long has it been since you last seen a woman? What are you thinking about all day long?"
Ye Congwen smiled awkwardly and quickly explained:
"The royal doctors all said that this palace guarding sand has no medical basis and is pure nonsense. They also said that to judge whether a person is a girl, you can only get accurate results by trying it yourself. So I thought you meant this. ——I'm sorry, the books I read when I was a kid were a bit miscellaneous, purely medical discussions, so don't be offended."
"We girls in the Bian Mansion have been burning the palace sand since we were young. Our ancestors are almost 300 years old this year, and the palace sand is still well preserved. Don't we all know better than you, a seventeen-year-old kid? ?”
Bian Qianqian couldn't help laughing and scolding, "Ye Congwen has weird thoughts when he sees her. That just proves that he is very charming. This is a good thing. How can he be angry?"
He raised his head and carefully glanced at the unopened bathroom door, and suddenly murmured shyly:
"If you just stay calm and wait until Xiao Dou Ya falls asleep at night, I will just leave my door unlocked."
Ye Congwen was so frightened that he quickly pretended not to hear, pinched Bian Qianqian's slender catkin, stared at the gecko sand and asked curiously:
"You bathe every day, can't this stuff be washed off? It's just a kind of paint. I don't believe that your ancestors haven't faded it after three hundred years of washing!"
"You're stupid! The head of this palace inspection must check it one by one every year, and add an amount every year. How can it become dilute?"
Bian Qianqian replied with a smile, sighing secretly that Ye Congwen was really a nerd, and he was really discussing such boring things at this time.
"Why do we need to check it once a year? What will happen if it is gone?"
"If there is no more, they will naturally be kicked out of the family by the head of the family and marry the man who took away the palace sand. The daughter of the direct line will be deprived of the status of the direct line, and the subordinate common people will be permanently disqualified from being promoted to the direct children."
Bian Qianqian thought of the strict clan rules and felt very confused and uneasy.
"Since the rules are so strict, how did your Bian Mansion get so many beautiful girls? Are they adopted from ordinary people's homes?"
"Nonsense, ordinary people's children have limited cultivation talents. It's hard to say whether they can become a physical training magician. How can they practice the Bian Mansion's secret skill, the Heavenly Girl's Sanhua Shou?"
If you lose your virginity before marriage, you will be kicked out of the house, but if you marry a matchmaker, with the consent of the elders, you can still have a baby and be cultivated by the entire Bian Mansion. Isn't this the same as you men!
The one whom the matchmaker is marrying is the real wife, and the one who is not married but has a secret knot can only be a concubine. "
Bian Qianqian answered cryptically, knowing that Ye Congwen disdained being a son-in-law, so she did not dare to mention marrying a husband.
"Then you are totally wrong! Our Iron Tower Village is different from those aristocratic families. No matter whether they are married or in free love, as long as they can give birth to a baby, they will be a family that will never be separated for life!"
