The giant under the tree suddenly became panicked. He was used to eating roasted chicken, roasted duck, marinated goose with juice, and suddenly he was asked to go back to eat boiled meat. Wouldn't that kill him?
One by one, they worked hard to review the martial arts formulas and formulas, and smiled when they memorized them. Those who barely remembered them had unnatural smiles on their faces. Those who couldn't remember them were calm and composed. How could there be more than a hundred people who were so unlucky that they would be slapped on their own?
Since childhood, Wen has been hunting monsters in the forbidden circle every day, so how can he have time to care about us?
Ye Congwen looked over one by one, first excluding those who smiled very confidently, there were about fifty in total from beginning to end. Well, Bian Qianqian's teaching results are good, at least half of them have mastered the martial arts master level skills.
Then he scanned the crowd with slightly unnatural expressions and eliminated another twenty or so. These people also know that they have a guilty conscience. If you give them a chance, they will definitely work hard to make up for their mistakes on their own.
For the remaining twenty veterans, let me play Solitaire. Otherwise, there will not be enough time to come one by one, and some fish will inevitably slip through the net.
Ye Congwen excluded the first two groups and asked the last twenty veterans to stand up and play Solitaire by name. After he started, he asked them to continue:
"Blow your breath, pay attention to being quiet and self-restrained, nourishing your mind, keeping your form, no desire, no sight - what's next?"
"The ears hear nothing, the heart knows nothing, see plainly, have few selfish desires..."
"How many methods are included in the divine health-preserving method of focusing on the Qi points? Leave it to you to answer the question."
Ye Congwen saw that these people were talking to each other one by one, and they also knew how to brainstorm and complement each other's strengths. There were only four to five hundred words in the martial arts master's realm skills. On average, each person could get through with just four or five sentences. Immediately change the test method after realizing there is a loophole.
"Keep the belly method, the middle method, and the head observation method..."
Ye Zhihua answered guiltily and hesitated for a long time. Seeing that Ye Congwen did not correct his mistakes, he immediately thought that he had got the answer correct by mistake, and confidently waited for Ye Congwen to give the test.
"Which nine acupoints are used to focus on the Qi acupoint? How can they be used in conjunction with the Shoudu Aperture Method?"
"This, this, this..."
Ye Zhihua was asked so much that he broke into a cold sweat. He concentrated on the Qi points. Aren't there only three points? When did it become nine points? And what the hell is the Shoudu Contemplation Technique?
"Can't answer? Hua Buli will answer it for you."
Every time Ye Congwen clicked on a name, someone would tentatively guess and answer randomly, thinking that the correct one was the correct one. However, Ye Congwen concluded that all the names from one to nine were wrong.
Hua Buli was originally very dissatisfied with Ye Congwen's love affair with someone else. She took this opportunity to vent her dissatisfaction and immediately shouted:
"One of them is wrong, and none of the nine are wrong. You are just taking advantage of your personal status to take revenge on me. You are using your status as the clan leader to take revenge on me for not looking down on you in the first place. You are taking revenge on me for not agreeing to be your wife."
As soon as these words came out, there was a burst of laughter on the spot. Bian Qianqian's bright eyes kept scanning the two people, as if trying to find the perfect match between the two.
Yu Yueyue helped the pig bean sprouts to push the roast chicken, roast duck, braised goose and juice sent by Jintang Inn. Suddenly, she heard Hua Buli's complaint and suddenly realized in her heart:
"No wonder these twin sisters are always targeting me and have been treating me as their love rival for a long time."
"Sister Douya, your brother still has such embarrassing things? When did he pursue these two idiots? He was actually rejected. It's really unbelievable."
Lin Xiaoyu hurriedly asked, wanting to grab Dou Ya and ask clearly.
"It's a long story. My uncle is the strongest man in Tieta Village. He is powerful and three meters tall. But after marrying my aunt Mu Xi, the child he gave birth to was frail and sick and only 1.7 meters tall.
Therefore, the old patriarch believed that it was the little man from our Wood tribe who had harmed Ye Congwen. He had a whim and thought that by marrying Ye Congwen a female giant as his wife, the next generation would be able to reproduce and give birth to giants.
The old patriarch never abandons flowers when he sees them, and the two sisters are silly and naive. They are planning to offer Ye Congwen as his wife, but unexpectedly, these two people reject my brother because he is too young. In fact, he didn't know about it from beginning to end. "
Mudouya said quietly, for fear of being heard by others.
"No wonder your brother looked down on normal people like us at first. It turned out that he thought we were too short to give birth to him..."
Yu Yueyue took the conversation and was about to tell some interesting stories about Ye Congwen and her acquaintance. Suddenly, she remembered that the relationship between the two had returned to .asxs., so she chose to remain silent.
Ye Congwen and others finished laughing and were not angry. They smiled and praised:
"You also know the idiom of taking revenge for personal gain, which proves that you two sisters have made great efforts in reading and literacy. But you two are so outstanding that you are not even worthy of me. How can you compete with an ignorant old man like Ye Zhihua? Are the fried dough sticks complicit?"
These words made the two sisters Hua Bu Qi Hua Bu Li beam with joy and nodded in agreement:
"The little patriarch is right, even you are not worthy of us. How can they, the lazy ones, deserve to stand with us? From tomorrow on, we sisters must study hard and make progress every day, and we will never join the same trap as Ye Zhihua and the others!"
"That's right, the eldest girls of the Flower Clan are like dragons among men and phoenixes among birds. If they marry lazy people like us from the Leaf Clan, they will be complicit in the evil.
I look down upon you women who are willing to fall even more! "
Ye Congwen took the opportunity to sow discord and said that the female giant of the Flower Clan seemed to be a little moved. This frightened the male giant of the Leaf Clan. With our height and body shape, where can we find a female giant of similar height without a big girl from the Flower Clan? ?
There are three kinds of unfilial piety, the greatest is not having an offspring! Ye Congwen, this bastard, wants to exterminate our Ye clan! One after another stood up and retorted:
"Xiao Congwen, it's too dangerous for you to do this. I'm going to complain to the old clan leader. You are ruining the inheritance of our ancestors and cutting off the incense of our Ye clan. You have forgotten your roots. You have a lot of women, but you are looking forward to you. It’s outrageous for brothers of the same race to fight against singles!”
"That's nonsense. Ye Congwen only has a wife like Xiao Douya. How can he get a group of women? If you have the ability, can you count them out?"
Bian Qianqian retorted with a smile. She really wanted to know if she had a role in it, so she took the opportunity to keep asking.
"Why aren't they a group? Little Douya, Yu Yueyue, Lin Xiaoyu, and Captain Bian, aren't you all interested in the little clan leader? Do you think we giants are blind when we can see things that even a blind man can see?"
Seeing that his marriage was in jeopardy and that his wife was about to run away, the giant became so angry that he didn't care about such taboos and yelled out everything at the top of his voice.
"You have such sharp eyes, then tell me, who is the most interesting to you, the little clan leader? If you can't tell, it means you are still blind."
Bian Qianqian kept on cheering for the fire. How could Ye Congwen not see that little thought that everyone knew? He glared at Bian Qianqian, as if to warn him not to cause trouble when doing business. Bian Qianqian stuck out her tongue, made a face, took a step back, and stopped talking.
"What's the matter, are you anxious about not getting a wife? Don't blame me for being too direct and not caring about brotherhood.
I know you have heard of the Hundred Beasts Battlefield, but do you know the Dian Cang Battlefield and the Kunlun Battlefield? There are thousands of races there, including orcs, three-headed and six-armed people, and even four- to five-meter-tall Titans. When our flower tribe girls become body-forging warlocks, the Demon Hunting Guards will transfer them to the Kunlun battlefield to kill the enemy.
Think about it carefully, our flower tribe girls are tall and beautiful as flowers, how can any of those giants not drool when they see her?
At that time, one by one they will launch a pursuit offensive, wielding hoes to dig into your corners. As the saying goes, a virtuous woman is afraid of being entangled with her husband. They are in the same room, their ears and temples are rubbing together, the husband loves the concubine, they go in and out together, life and death are shared - "
"Stop talking! I don't want to hear it!"
"You don't want to listen to what I have to say. They are equal in status. They are both eternally youthful and ageless body-building warlocks. Others still look like girls and boys when they are a hundred years old, but you guys will have gray hair when you are fifty. You are hunched over, standing together like grandfather and grandson in love, how dare you bother others?"
Ye Congwen spoke louder and louder, his voice was steady, thick, sonorous and powerful, as if it had a convincing magic power. The male giants all opened their eyes and waited for Ye Congwen to come up with an idea to rescue them. Seeing that the fire was ripe, Ye Congwen shouted with a loud voice:
"I expose your pain points today so that you won't suffer in the future. Good medicine is bitter to the mouth and good for the disease, and good advice is hard to the ears and good for the deeds. If you want to avoid being a bachelor in the future and not being robbed of your love by others, then cultivate honestly!
If you can't even memorize a martial arts master's formula, you deserve to be poached! "
The words made the twenty giants blush and thicken their necks, and they all vowed to work hard to learn and read. If they cheated and cheated, they deserved to be bachelors for the rest of their lives!
"It's not too late to know your shame and then be brave."
Ye Congwen nodded appreciatively and signaled the pig bean sprouts to push the roasted chicken, roasted duck, braised goose juice, and gave each person a portion as usual, and then advised earnestly from the side:
"Think about it carefully, there are one or two hundred people of the same age in our Huaye and Hua tribes, and we all grew up together. Although I, Ye Congwen, am small, I don't look like a family when I stand with you, but I do It is true that I have the blood of giants, and I don’t want to wait until I am a hundred years old to have to guard your tombstones and talk.
Don’t you want to be able to stand in Iron Tower Village and have a good time while drinking wine when you are a hundred years old? "
The words made about a hundred giants burst into tears and looked at each other speechlessly. Seeing the sad atmosphere, Pigeon Sprout also came out to persuade:
"Brothers and sisters, you have to work hard. In order to let you practice the exercises with peace of mind, Brother Congwen borrows 80 gold bars every month to buy you such delicious things. If you don't make any progress, be careful if he asks you Go pay it back yourself!”
Eighty sticks a month, why not 400 sticks in one semester? In addition to the tuition fee of a thousand gold bars, we giants can't save even if we sell them all!
One by one, they quickly stood up and patted their chests, promising that they would never disappoint the little clan leader. They carried the delicacies back to their houses and memorized the exercise formulas while eating. Anyone who dared to cheat would immediately attract criticism and criticism from everyone.
For example:
"Do you think you can afford 1,400 gold bars? Do you want to die alone? Do you want us to toast to your tombstone when we are old?"
Every time the three consecutive questions sounded, the giants seemed to see a sharp sword hanging over their heads. Only by forgetting to sleep and eat, hanging their heads, cones, and buttocks to intensify their practice can they feel at ease.
Ye Congwen worked hard to deal with those old fritters. He was as tired as fighting a fierce battle with Warcraft. He returned to Bian Qianqian's house mentally and physically exhausted, lay down on the chair, and didn't even want to eat.
"Little Ye Zi, I didn't expect you to have been rejected by others. We really share weal and woe!"
Bian Qianqian came over with a smile. While Douya went to the kitchen to cook, the two followers, Yu Yueyue and Lin Xiaoyu, went home again and followed the example of Douya in massaging Ye Congwen's shoulders.
"Aren't you obsessed with practicing and have never been in contact with a man? Why have you been rejected by others? Tell me which young master you belong to. Do I recognize him?"
Ye Congwen enjoyed it habitually. Although his technique was not as good as pigeon sprouts, he was better because his fingers were slender and his strength was strong. It was worth cultivating carefully. So we kept talking to each other.
"Why are you asking this? Can you help me persuade him to change his mind? If you swear to me and swear an oath, I will tell you his name."
When Ye Congwen saw that Bian Qianqian's hand was getting stronger and stronger, he knew who she was talking about. He couldn't accept what she said. He turned his head and glanced at the empty chair and asked curiously:
"Why don't you see my apprentice and Lin Xiaoyu? Isn't it a waste of time for them to go home and cook?"
"How do I know? I'm not the roundworm in Yu Yueyue's belly. How do I know what she thinks?"
Bian Qianqian was very dissatisfied with Ye Congwen's change of topic. When she heard that this guy missed the beautiful apprentice with fair skin, tall body and long legs, she immediately said in disgust:
"According to your logic, it's a waste of time for them to go home and cook, so isn't it a waste of bed for them to go home and sleep at night? Do you want them to sleep in the same bed with you so that it's not a waste?"
