"No! I have to find a rival for Yu Yueyue, otherwise this woman will focus all her attention on me, and sooner or later I will be tricked by her. Lin Xiaoyu is just thick-skinned at best, but he is also a straightforward person, so he won't give me any trouble. Set down.
Yu Yueyue is different. She is a smart person, and knows many things at a glance. She secretly observes my words and deeds behind my back all day long, learns a trick or two, and then tries it on me later. She is so invisible! "
Ye Congwen heard that people say that the more beautiful a woman is, the better she is at deceiving people. Yu Meiren must have extraordinary potential in deceiving people, so he must find a way to find something for her to do.
Thinking of this, I walked towards Lin's house. From a distance, I saw Lin Xiaoyu hiding behind the door of the house and peeking outside secretly. As soon as he saw that he had entered the yard, he immediately walked into the house.
How could Ye Congwen not know what this girl was thinking? Everything in your heart is written on a small face, isn't it just waiting for you to beg for mercy and surrender?
A manly man can bend and stretch!
He strode up, opened the door, and said to Lin Xiaoyu with a smile as if nothing was wrong:
"Sister Xiaoyu, look what good things I have brought you?"
Lin Xiaoyu said angrily:
"How can a person with a bad temper like me deserve to eat your food?"
"Who says a bad temper is bad? What pretty girl doesn't have a temper? People without a temper are mostly ordinary-looking people who are afraid of offending others, so they tolerate every step and are cautious.
You see, Concubine Yang Guifei dared to risk beheading to offend Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty. In the end, Li Longji came to apologize in person? "
In order to make Lin Xiaoyu happy, Ye Congwen did not hesitate to quote scriptures and strive to be very convincing.
"Didn't Concubine Yang get strangled to death by Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty?"
Although Lin Xiaoyu doesn't like reading and writing, he was born into a wealthy family and has watched a lot of operas since he was a child.
"Nonsense! What man would be willing to strangle Concubine Yang to death? Didn't you see Gao Lishi on the stage shouting every three days: Your Majesty, something is wrong, the concubine has run away from home again!"
Ye Congwen vividly imitated the voice of the eunuch on the stage, making Lin Xiaoyu laugh so hard.
But in the blink of an eye, when she thought about him not coming to comfort her all afternoon, she immediately said with a straight face:
"Why did you come to my house?"
"I took a nap at noon, and my head suddenly woke up. I thought that I had indeed blamed you wrongly this morning, so I ran to the mountain to catch a few pheasants, and prepared to make a magical chicken soup in the evening to apologize to my sister Xiaoyu. You see, I have been busy until I didn’t come back until after eight o’clock, these are the blood grapes I picked specially for you.”
Ye Congwen planned to keep the food for himself. At this time, borrowing flowers to offer to Buddha might have unexpected results.
Seeing Ye Congwen's sincerity and good attitude, Lin Xiaoyu took the blood grapes and picked one to try.
"It tastes pretty good. Where did you pick it?"
"I picked a big bag. If you like to eat it, come with me and get it now!"
Ye Congwen thought that there were three big bags of wild fruits in Yu Yueyue's room. Taking a little of each would definitely make this girl happy.
"If I don't go, you two brothers and sisters of the Yu family won't welcome me. Will I be bullied by you two for no reason?"
Lin Xiaoyu felt very unhappy when she thought that Yu Congwen had given all the elixirs to Yu Yueyue at noon.
"Why are you still angry? As the old saying goes: a fight at the head of the bed and a fight at the end of the bed, how can a husband and wife have an overnight feud? If we are making trouble like this, aren't we sincerely letting outsiders laugh?"
"Who is married to you?
Hey, Brother Congwen, do you mean to admit that you have thoughts about me? "
Lin Xiaoyu was in high spirits instantly. He opened his watery eyes wide and looked at Ye Congwen without blinking.
Ye Congwen was about to say the wrong thing for a moment, but Lin Xiaoyu grabbed him and kept him there for a long time, and continued to say without conscience:
"My sister Xiaoyu looks so charming and charming, what man wouldn't be tempted by her?"
"So, are you willing to worship heaven and earth with me?"
what's the situation! This girl's brain circuit is so fast that she gave herself away with a bunch of blood grapes? This girl is so fierce. I must never take advantage of Lin Xiaoyu in the future, so I had to say sincerely:
"You know that my family is poor and I can't even afford a betrothal gift, so how can I dare to covet the richest daughter of a noble family like you?"
"Crucian carp? What crucian carp? I, Lin Xiaoyu, am not as coquettish and pretentious as others. If I fall in love with you, I will worship heaven and earth as husband and wife. As long as your heart is with me, even if you take a crucian carp as a betrothal gift, I’ll go with you too.”
Seeing the serious look on Lin Xiaoyu's face, I was really scared for her level of education. I was afraid that this girl would spread the word everywhere. Ye Congwen thought for a long time before firmly shaking his head and saying:
"I won't let my wife suffer any injustice. Worshiping heaven and earth is a joyful thing. It must be done in a glorious manner and the whole family is happy. How can I take a pair of crucian carp as a betrothal gift?
Isn't that sincerely asking others to laugh at your Lin family? Even if you don't care, my face will be dull.
Miss Lin, if you really think highly of me, just listen to me. "
Lin Xiaoyu looked at Ye Congwen's solemn look and nodded a little unaccustomedly.
"I, Ye—I, Yu Congwen, am also a face-saving person. I once swore that if I could not become a body-forging warlock, join the Demon Hunting Guard and make great contributions to obtain land enfeoffment, I would never marry and have children.
I am poor, but I am very ambitious. If I am penniless and go to someone else's house to propose marriage, I can't bear to face it. Do you understand what I mean? "
"It's okay! My family is rich. When the time comes, let my grandfather secretly give you a box of gold bars. You can just use the gold bars as a betrothal gift."
Lin Xiaoyu said nonchalantly, thinking it was a big deal!
What a sin!
Is this girl really careless or is she pretending not to understand? Ye Congwen had no choice but to explain again and again:
"Didn't you say you want to be a couple of gods and gods with me? Why don't we wait until each other becomes a body training warlock to talk about marriage? Now our top priority is to practice diligently and strive to become a body training warlock as soon as possible."
"So you went up to the mountain specifically today to catch pheasants and stew the elixir soup for me. Are you afraid that I won't drink the bitter elixir?"
Seeing that Lin Xiaoyu finally got to the point, Ye Congwen nodded quickly.
"It's true that my grandpa doesn't tell you anything.
You are also stupid. You are afraid that I will find it bitter and you can just put some sugar in it. Why bother going to the mountains to catch pheasants? "
"Doesn't this seem more sincere? If you are poor and lazy, how can you please a girl?"
"Hmph! You have a sweet mouth. I will forgive you this time. If you make me angry next time, see if I still ignore you!"
When Ye Congwen saw Lin Xiaoyu finally let go, he let out a sigh, "I'm so tired, even more tired than climbing a mountain."
"Then let's go have soup together and don't keep them waiting."
Lin Xiaoyu was in a good mood. He hadn't eaten anything all day and his stomach was growling with hunger. He hugged Ye Congwen's arm and saw a bunch of blood grapes in his hand. He smiled and said coquettishly:
"Brother Congwen, feed me grapes."
At this time, Ye Congwen didn't dare to disobey this little ancestor's wishes, so he quickly picked the grapes one by one and fed them to Lin Xiaoyu.
The two brothers from the Lin family were sitting at the dining table with the two siblings from the Yu family, playing with the dishes and chopsticks. Suddenly they saw the two of them walking in while feeding grapes intimately. The two brothers looked at each other and thought that their sister had really grown up. How do you control men?
"Hurry up and sit down, I'm waiting for you, Lin Xiaoyu, why don't you hurry up and help sister Yueyue carry things. You used to be the most diligent in the Lin family. Now when you come to the Yu family, don't treat yourself as a guest. It’s still going to be the same as before, you know?”
The two Lin brothers winked at Lin Xiaoyu, indicating that she wanted to leave a good impression on the Yu family.
Lin Xiaoyu understood the meaning, quickly walked to Yu Yueyue, rushed to bring the washed blood grapes to the dining table, and skillfully ordered:
"Sister Yueyue, please find a place to sit. Just leave this matter to me and Yu Congwen. Brother Congwen, please make room for your sister quickly. Sit next to me."
Ye Congwen breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that Lin Xiaoyu finally stopped feeding himself grapes. He was about to find a seat away from Lin Xiaoyu, but before his butt got hot from sitting, Lin Xiaoyu called him over again.
Yu Yueyue frowned, always feeling that something was wrong. This is my home, why is it Lin Xiaoyu's turn to give orders? Does she think of herself as the mistress of our Yu family?
When he saw Ye Congwen being pulled over by Lin Xiaoyu, he immediately understood everything in his heart. Ye Congwen must have said something stupid again that made Lin Xiaoyu misunderstand!
He immediately retorted tactfully:
"You are a guest, how can I keep you busy? If I tell Mr. Lin later, I'm afraid he will scold us again for having no tutor in the Yu Mansion."
Lin Xiaoyu was not a hard-working person, so when she saw that Yu Yueyue didn't want her help, she was so eager that she sat happily next to Ye Congwen, feeding Ye Congwen blood grapes for a while, and then said coquettishly that she wouldn't eat them with the skin on. For pheasant meat, Ye Congwen forced Ye Congwen to help her bite off the skin.
Ye Congwen finally endured the surprised looks of everyone and ate the chicken skin. Lin Xiaoyu took another spoonful of hot soup, blew it to cool down, and then stuffed it into Ye Congwen's mouth, looking at him with a loving and considerate look. , Ye Congwen had no choice but to submit obediently.
Seeing that the three people next to him could only pretend to turn a blind eye and listen but not hear, and focus on being the breadwinners.
Although Yu Yueyue only put half a kilogram of two-color elixir, except for Ye Congwen, the others were in the martial arts realm. After drinking a bowl of two-color elixir soup, less than ten minutes later, energy burst out from all over the body, and blood was abundant. Feeling something in their hearts, they all rushed into their rooms to practice the exercises.
Ye Congwen saw Lin Xiaoyu's red face and still holding on, so he had no choice but to remind:
"Aren't you going to practice the exercises?"
"They all ran away, I stayed with you."
Lin Xiaoyu said stubbornly, feeling hot all over his body, so he grabbed a handful of cold blood grapes and put them into his mouth, hoping to quench his thirst.
Who would have thought that when this blood grape was put into his mouth, it would knock back the heat that had just appeared, like a ladle of cold water poured on the flames! Lin Xiaoyu noticed the abnormality and began to eat blood grapes. After about five or six minutes, Lin Xiaoyu felt that his face was no longer hot and his body was no longer as hot as before.
Lin Xiaoyu quickly took out a small mirror, looked at his face, and secretly shouted:
"Brother Congwen, look at my face not blushing anymore!"
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