"what's the situation?"
The young master of the Bian family quickly got up. After glancing around, luckily the onlookers had dispersed. He patted the dust on his body and asked Ye Congwen sarcastically:
"You brat! Were you the one causing trouble just now? Do you also want to play the trick of a hero saving a beauty?"
"A hero saves a beauty? No, no, no, please don't insult the word beauty. Her appearance is too ordinary, and she is still far away from being a beauty."
Ye Congwen quickly corrected him, suddenly realizing in his heart, no wonder this person was pale and thin, it turned out to be a woman, but the voice didn't sound very similar to her!
"You have quite high standards. With your appearance, you can be ranked among the best in Lizhou Prefecture."
“Are all the men in your Lizhou Prefecture such a peculiar aesthetic?
Although you are fair, skinny, and voluptuous, it is a pity that you have a flat chest, a flat butt, a thick waist, and short legs. You have nothing to do with beauty, right? This young lady can be called a beauty. "
Ye Congwen pointed at Yu Yueyue behind him and talked patiently with Mr. Bian. The white-faced, beardless man glanced at the pretty figure and was immediately shocked. He wanted to get angry and curse, but for the moment he couldn't think of what he wanted to say.
"Master Bian, this boy calls you a sissy, don't fall for his trick!"
The burly man on the side reminded him in a soft voice. Unfortunately, he was born with a loud voice. When he shouted, the whole building could hear him clearly.
"Am I deaf?" Mr. Bian yelled at the guard angrily, looked at Ye Congwen gloomily, and said with a smile instead of anger:
"Little brother, what's your surname? Where do you live? When I'm free in the future, I can take someone to visit your home!"
Ye Congwen heard the threatening meaning, but he didn't care at all. If you have the ability, come to Yu Mansion to find me? He immediately asked deliberately:
"I am a commoner, and even if you tell me, you won't be able to remember it. But what are the words of the girl's name? I wonder if I am lucky enough to hear it?"
"What are you doing? He is a man!"
Lin Xiaoyu saw Ye Congwen holding her down tightly and shouted unhappily, "What a look!"
"Isn't it? She has a fair face, thin skin, and no hair on her mouth. She is thin and petite and has no hair on her crotch. Maybe she is a transvestite pretending to be a man. Look carefully. After all, you women are more delicate."
Ye Congwen said with disbelief. Looking at his expression, he wanted to step forward several times to verify his identity.
Mr. Bian hated people saying that he looked like a woman the most in his life. When he was twenty years old, in order to obtain the qualifications to practice the magical art of physical training, he forcibly used magic potions to elevate himself to the state of Grand Master Perfection. Unexpectedly, he failed to build the cauldron and suffered a backlash. It left such strange sequelae.
In less than three years, the male characteristics of his whole body have faded away, his skin has turned white, his hair has fallen off, and his muscles have softened, making his entire body thin and tender, like a woman's.
When he heard Ye Congwen say that he was disguised as a man, he immediately screamed like a fried chicken:
"Are you too tired of living, saying who is a woman?"
"Didn't you say it yourself? Didn't you just say that I wanted to play the hero to save the beauty?"
"That's what I said."
"That's enough, a hero saves a beauty. If Miss Lin wants to hit you, I, a hero, will rescue you when there is injustice - Pu Liuzhi. Didn't you unintentionally reveal your identity as a woman?
Your appearance is a bit ordinary, but your skin is fair, with such thin skin and tender flesh, Miss Lin would envy you in her dreams. Girl, ugly girls are women too, why bother dressing up as men? "
"You are going to die, and you are making fun of me here..."
Lin Xiaoyu's face turned green when she saw Xiao Bai's face. Knowing that Yu Congwen was here to help her block the trouble, her mood suddenly improved. She hugged Ye Congwen's arm and swung it vigorously.
Mr. Bian looked at the intimate gestures between the two, and he didn't understand. Most likely, these two had known each other for a long time. He was making a fool of himself!
His face darkened, and he simply asked straight to the point:
"Looking at you, are you trying to stand up for Miss Lin? Mo Linyu, I guess you are from the Yu family in Wanquan County.
Could it be that you three aristocratic families are planning to make a big sum of money at our Jintang Inn by taking advantage of your large number of people?
So you have already planned it? "
"Miss Bian, please don't get me wrong. My real name is Hua, and I am only a casual acquaintance with the three of them. This girl has always had a clear distinction between love and hate. She will rub up to handsome guys when she sees them, and kick to death when she meets a fake girl.
You weren't kicked just now, were you? "
Seeing that this little clause was derogating him as a sissy, Mr. Bian saw that everyone around him looked at him with smiles on his face, so he had no choice but to declare again:
"I am the Bian family member in Xia Lizhou. I am signing one by one. I am the ninth among the eighteen brothers in the family. You can call me Brother Bian Jiu."
"I told you earlier, he is a man." Seeing Ye Congwen's stunned silence, Lin Xiaoyu curled his lips and reminded.
"I'm sorry, Brother Bian Jiu! It's just me who is short-sighted. Villagers in the mountains have little knowledge, and it is common for them to make mistakes by accident. The only thing to blame is that your skin is too white. Among the people present, except for this Miss Yu, no one can compare with you. Thinner skin and tender meat——”
"Since you are not on the same side as the three of them, please stand aside. I still have business to deal with them."
Bian Dian estimated that he was not as venomous as this kid, and he couldn't win against him for a while, so he could only adopt a divide-and-conquer approach and deal with him after the three families were finished.
"You can't say that. Although I'm not from any of the three families, Lin Xiaoyu and I are both from Wanquan County. I've decided to help you with this today."
Ye Congwen squeezed Lin Xiaoyu's hand and signaled to leave everything to him. Lin Xiaoyu thought that Yu Congwen was implying that he would take the lead, so he flattened his mouth and begged with aggrieved face:
"Brother Congwen, this pretty boy not only accused me of extorting money from their inn, but also took advantage of me. You have to help me get justice."
"Oh, and this matter, what advantage did he take advantage of you?"
"He teased me and said it would be better for me to touch his big eel than touch the carp!"
Lin Xiaoyu said viciously, and the two brothers of the Lin family bowed their heads and were speechless. This sister is hopeless, she doesn't look like a girl at all, and she can say all kinds of stupid things.
"He has already taken the initiative to speak. Just go to the kitchen and touch some big eels and let the kitchen cook them. High-quality wild eels are expensive, enough to be worth your three gold coins."
Ye Congwen deliberately pretended not to understand and said, "You can't expose it at this time. Yu Yueyue was still watching eagerly from the side. He didn't answer her question before, so now he had to pretend to the end."
Lin Xiaoyu's face turned red and she whispered a few words into Ye Congwen's ear. Ye Congwen was seen cursing and saying loudly:
"Nonsense, how can such a hermaphrodite have a big eel?"
Ye Congwen glanced at Bian Bian angrily, stared at a certain place for a long time, and then said with a smile: "Ninth Young Master, you are too deceiving yourself. With your conditions, it's almost as good as a big loach."
He turned back and winked at Lin Xiaoyu and said, "Sister Xiaoyu, can my elder brother take you to catch loaches?"
"Okay, okay! Big brother, okay, let's go catch loaches!"
Lin Xiaoyu nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, with a smile on his face and ready to move. Seeing that these two people were singing, the crowd burst into laughter.
Even Yu Yueyue understood the meaning, spat, and secretly cursed:
He is a hooligan by nature, and he still pretends not to understand in front of me. It is true that the situation is easy to change, but the nature is hard to change. This crazy girl Xiaoyu is quite shameless, how can she be so shameless...
When Bian Xian saw the guards around him suppressing their smiles, he glared at them fiercely, and immediately tightened his face and looked away.
"In the end what you want?"
"I am the most reasonable person. You ask your waiter to bring out the three treasures of the inn. In front of everyone, we can argue between right and wrong. If your inn is indeed not short of money, I will let the three of them come out. I apologize to you."
"Is this true?"
"What my brother Congwen means is what I mean!"
Lin Xiaoyu happily added that if he couldn't win against this pretty boy, he would have to be self-aware, so he might as well leave it to Yu Congwen, who made him so handsome that people trusted him.
"Go and bring three portions of the store's treasure to the guests. Move quickly and don't mess around." Bian Dian whispered to the confidant beside him, and the man nodded and ran to the kitchen.
In less than half a quarter of an hour, the strong man came over with two cooks carrying three large bowls of food. Putting it gently on the table, Bian Xian said with a smile:
"Brother Hua, please take a look and see if there is anything missing in my inn?"
Lin Xiaoyu immediately became angry when he saw it. The portion of the same bowl was several times larger than before. Isn't this a blatant fraud? Just as he was about to ask a question, Ye Congwen covered his mouth.
"Since you let me handle it, don't interrupt."
Yu Yueyue saw that Bian Dian was so shameless, blatantly manipulating the portions in front of everyone. If you didn't care, he would give you three ounces, and if you pressed him, he would give you three pounds. This is a common trick used by black shops to rip off customers.
I should have reminded Ye Congwen, but I trusted him too much for a moment and actually forgot about this! Ye Congwen had been living in the mountains since he was a child. No one would even steal something as precious as the two-color elixir if he threw it in the cupboard. This shows how simple and honest the village style is in their Tieta Village.
He could never imagine the sinister intentions and shameless actions of these Black Heart Inns. He was afraid that they would fall short this time. He walked to Ye Congwen anxiously and was about to say a few words. Unfortunately, he was so confused that he couldn't think of a better word for a while. He had no choice but to hold Ye Congwen's right hand and was speechless for a long time.
Ye Congwen signaled Yu Lin and Mo's family not to say anything more, and said to Bian Zhuan with a serious face:
"Ninth Young Master, are you sure your men didn't take the wrong things?"
