"Am I happy...which channel are you from?"
The rotten corpse's mouth was full of mud, and as soon as he opened his mouth, the microphone Liang De stretched out turned into a thick dark chocolate cone.
Liang De waited for him to spit out the mud, threw away the contaminated microphone, took another one out of his pocket and handed it over.
"Brother, I'm not from any TV station, I'm from the media."
“I don’t accept interviews from self-media!”
The corpse put his hands behind his back, raised his chest and protruded his belly, and pointed his double chin towards the microphone, making a harsh criticizing voice.
"What a mess. You self-media can just make up the news yourself. You have to make it up anyway, why are you interviewing? Can't you just be more direct?"
"At first glance, you don't look like a reporter from a serious unit. Are you, ah?
"I was sleeping well in the sewer, but without saying a word, he dragged me up and asked me such stupid questions that even a stupid person can't ask.
"Am I happy? What does it have to do with you whether I am happy or not? Who am I to tell you?
"And did I let you interview? Did I agree to your interview?
"Take up my precious life at will, without any respect for people. What's wrong, the dead don't need to sleep? The time of the dead is no longer time?"
"Brother, brother, I was wrong, brother."
Liang De became more and more excited as he watched the corpse speak. He outputted words as he walked, each sentence carrying splash damage, and he quickly pushed out an inner energy barrier to keep him and his mud at a safe distance.
"Um, brother corpse, no, what do you call me brother?"
Brother Zhi looked him up and down and said, "You are quite old, but not as young as me. Call me Brother Wang!"
"Brother Wang, nice to meet you."
Liang De took out a right hand from Haina's fantasy possession, grabbed his right elbow with his right hand, and shook hands with Brother Wang in a second-stage relay, completing his first intimate contact with this extraordinary creature in this world.
Previously, Liang De used his warrior spiritual sense to scan the sky and the earth, and the person with the strongest negative energy in the entire street was the one in front of him.
His negative energy is so strong that even the rats and cockroaches in the sewers can't stand it. If you want to find out "the worst person in this street", you have to interview him.
However, the preservation of the brain of this rotting corpse brother seems not to be ideal, the spirit body is turbid, and the fluctuations of consciousness are also chaotic.
If the fluctuation of consciousness of a normal person is a regular curve, then his fluctuation of consciousness may be the K-line of A shares.
Therefore, although Brother Wang... well, this corpse seems to be outgoing and straightforward, but in essence he is a cheerful psychopath. It is difficult to say whether we can truly and effectively communicate with him.
...Anyway, let’s chat first, just as if we were making friends.
Liang De threw away his right hand and said seriously:
"Brother Wang, please don't tell secrets. In fact, behind this interview, the survival of the entire Blue Star is related.
"On the surface, I am an ordinary reporter..."
"Stop putting money on your face. Are you a reporter? You are a self-media person."
"Brother Wang, this is not the point. The point is that Blue Star will be destroyed in the next few days, and I am the doomsday reminder assistant from the oldest Blue Star. In other words, I am the brave man from another world!"
Liang De raised his left thumb and pressed it back against his chest. At the same time, he stirred the air with the golden snake resonance method, causing strong winds in the sewer, creating a tense atmosphere of impending rain.
He shook his bald head, found a rhythm, twisted his hips twice, picked up the microphone and yelled:
"Blue Star is about to be destroyed, and everyone rushes into the streets. Day after night, I keep traveling through time to meet you in this world, just to save everything!"
"..."
After finishing the song, the Carrion King was as silent as a dead man.
"Lao Liang, don't you feel embarrassed? Can you speak normally?"
Li Zhixian raised her head, trying hard to control her expression of collapse. Because the difficulty was too high, her fists clenched tighter and tighter.
Liang De had an inscrutable expression on his face and typed a reply:
"Oh, the most serious consequence of embarrassment is social death. I have no social connections here, so there is nothing to be afraid of.
"You can tell by the expressions on your and Lao Wang's faces that I have successfully conveyed my message from the Ancient Blue Star in an impressive way.
"The blue star in this world witnessed the scene just now, and it must be unforgettable. When it gossips about me with the blue star in the other world, my goal will be achieved."
Li Zhixian: "Then have you ever thought that the Ancient Blue Star thought you were too embarrassing and would expel you from the Star?"
"Brother Xian, wait a moment, Lao Wang is running away."
Liang De caught up with the old carrion king who turned around and ran away, running side by side in the wide sewer.
"Brother Wang, don't leave. The interview isn't over yet. Blue Star is still waiting for us to rescue him. Brother Wang, stop for a moment."
The Carrion King ran faster, "Do you think I will believe your lies, brave man from another world? You even speak with a fucking Nancheng accent, which is stronger than mine. Only a ghost will believe you!"
Liang De trotted to catch up, "I downloaded and installed the local language pack to save the world. If I can't even solve the language problem, what a waste."
The Carrion King waved his arms wildly, "Just make it up. You must have some ulterior motives for me. Humph, I will never be fooled. You go interview other people!"
Liang De follows him like a shadow and makes progress together with Lao Wang.
"Brother Wang, give me some face. It's useless to interview other people. I can't choose the number one person in this street without you!"
"You want to choose the happiest person on this street? Find me?!"
"No, I just want to choose the worst in this street."
When the Carrion King heard this, he was so angry that he suddenly stopped.
Due to the effect of inertia, Lao Wang lost a lot of facial skin care mud, revealing his relatively complete facial features and angry expression.
"What are you talking about? The worst in this street, why are you looking for me?!"
"Yes." Liang De nodded.
"You have a brain without a groove! People say I'm not normal, but I think you're not normal."
Lao Wang waved his clearly visible arms and said loudly:
"It is undeniable that I have encountered some problems in my life, and my appearance and temperament are not as good as before. But if you want to say that I am the worst in this street, I can only say that your stereotype of us ghouls is too serious.
"Look at this sewer, it has a usable area of several thousand square meters. I live alone, and there are dedicated personnel cleaning it every day, so I don't have to worry about it.
"I don't need to eat, and I don't need to wear clothes. I don't have any parents or children. I can sleep when I want and play when I want. I'm no better than those people outside who go out at 6 or 7 and come home after 9. My salary disappears as soon as I get it, and my credit card disappears every month. Are all the office workers who make the minimum repayment much happier?"
"Brother Wang, what you said makes sense. Who do you think is the saddest, most angry person on this street, and who wants to destroy the world the most?"
Liang Decheng asked sincerely.
…
At the other end of the sewer, two figures in apricot suits and sneakers gasped and placed a Bagua altar welded with manhole covers and scrap steel bars on the ground.
The middle-aged Taoist priest in his forties wiped his sweat, opened the memo on his flip phone, carefully confirmed the ritual, and said to his disciple:
"That evil corpse is getting more and more fierce and invincible. If we want to conquer the demons, we can only ask the ancestor to come down to earth."
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