Liang De couldn't speak for a long time.
He thought this tutorial was just a game...wait, it was just a game?
"You mean game death?"
"Yeah, otherwise."
Chang Duanxuan replied:
"You just talked to yourself and speculated that the content of the course was inhumane, and then you yelled that you couldn't breathe. If the number of registered disciples of Dongguo Ancient Boxing is reduced by 50% in the first official course, are you going to organize a demonstration at Baichuan Haiji? Parade?
"Speaking of which, Ade, your martial arts are suitable for one person to form an army, and you care so much about these things. Are you interested in setting up a non-profit human rights organization yourself? Non-profit organizations are very profitable. If you do this part-time, I can do it for you. of angel investors.”
"It's not that, it's not that, master, I was wrong. I shouldn't have used the worst malice to speculate on you. In this case, I went too far and went too far."
Liang De's face was full of sincerity, he put his hands together and shook them twice, and said:
"I thought you would divide it into three lines and let all three of them experience the unhappiness of, uh... vested interests."
Chang Duanxuan smiled and said: "The method of improving the inner demon is indeed a supreme skill, a magic sword that blows hair and cuts off hair. However, some people still cannot become the god in the sword even if they have the magic sword in their hands.
"Are you sure you can win if you learn the inner demon diligent method? You have to know that the effectiveness of some exercises is just a plug-in for you, but for some people, it is just something they are born with.
"If the Inner Demon Strengthening Method was really invincible, Mr. Yuan Zhi wouldn't just sit in third place at Thunder Bluff Qinggeng Peak.
"Even if your cheats are better than someone's natural capital, they may not be able to beat destiny. It's hard to say whether you will win or lose.
"This course is designed for teachers to let the powerful and lucky people experience the loneliness at the top of the mountain, and to let the less powerful and less lucky people feel the loneliness and coldness of the valley."
"Master, have you ever lost before?"
Chang Duanxuan looked a little nostalgic and said:
“It was just a little bit close, there were several so-called narrow wins.
“In that situation, I can win, but they may not win.
"So Feng Lielie lost a hand and a foot, and Wu Cang and Jian Xuan lost their lives. After losing something, they must gain something. From this lesson, they will learn different things."
Liang De crossed his arms and thought for a while, then said:
"If Feng Lielie kills Wu Cang and Jian Xuan once in the game, will there be hidden dangers of fratricide among the same sects?"
"Have you ever killed your friends while playing games?"
"Of course I killed him."
Liang De blurted out: "Especially in first-person shooting games, winning or losing doesn't matter. When it comes to cheating friends, I will never give up."
"You guys ended up making trouble to the point of death?"
"Too……"
Liang De looked at Feng Lilie, who was dressed in a pirate costume in the game, and suddenly sighed.
"Master, if you live alone in this world, you can become anything you want. If you make one wrong step, you will be doomed."
Chang Duanxuan: "Are you alone?"
"It seems not."
Liang De smiled and said:
"Master, you involved me in the game and said you wanted me to take care of the children, but they don't need me to take care of them.
"Are you also teaching me this lesson?"
Chang Duanxuan patted the non-existent dust on his body, stood up and walked out of Liang De's sea of consciousness, turning his back to his spiritual consciousness and said:
"I only live once, and this is the only life I have. After all, it is just one lesson. I can teach as many as I can.
"This is the knowledge of project planning and cost control. If you want to be the leader in the future, you must learn more."
"I'd better forget it and just give Senior Sister a 10% discount to start with."
"Sisters and sisters from the same sect, help the sect and get a 10% discount?!" Chang Duanxuan was so angry that he turned around and blew his beard and glared.
"Don't you just give me a 92% discount on the advanced courses you always take at Baichuan Haiji?"
"Didn't my teacher ask you to take classes with me?"
"What about the courses that have been completed?"
"Ahem, think long term, think long term."
Chang Duanxuan gradually moved away, and Liang De's physical body and spirit collapsed inward, turning into an unclear shadow that followed Chang Duanxuan, walking out of the game scroll one after another.
The three-inch-long Liang De broke free from the scroll screen and landed on the ground with a curved front somersault flip of 720 degrees.
Hey, why is the ground so elastic?
Liang De jumped around and met Sun Xunqiao's eyes.
"Let me go, senior brother, why do you have three hands on your butt!"
"It's the third hand, not three hands!"
Sun Xunqiao gritted his teeth and corrected:
"You haven't read the book!"
"What's the difference? You don't have two hands anymore and you feel less superior?"
Liang De jumped off Sun Xunqiao's "scorpion tail" with a slight jump. It grew when the wind caught the wind and returned to his standard body shape.
He grabbed the third limb of Sun Xunqiao's lower body and scanned it carefully with his warrior spiritual sense.
"This strength, this structure, this regeneration speed, and this idea of using food to defeat the enemy... wonderful, senior brother, this is the hand the old man put on you? Can you give it to me?"
"You want to take it away quickly!"
"Let me think about it...Senior brother, the reason why you can't get rid of this hand is because the old man has set up a cyclic structure where a month is short and then it is full. I will add 500 units of your natural power to break it by using the method of overflowing when the water is full. , I pulled it out."
Without waiting for Sun Xunqiao to answer, Liang De took action and pulled Sun Gou's "tail" off with a twist.
"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!"
As soon as Liang De made a move, Sun Xunqiao spurted out a stream of blood flames from behind, and he jumped up as if his butt was on fire.
"How about you fucking count one, two, three!"
"one two three."
Liang De looked at the hands in his arms, then at the two newly grown hands on Sun Xunqiao's butt, and said:
"Brother, you are really good at math."
"I...fuck! Is this what you call overflowing?!"
Sun Xunqiao kept looking back at the shit, his expression changing from twisted to ferocious, filled with the kind of anger and despair he felt when he woke up in the morning and found his internal hemorrhoids bursting and bleeding into a river.
"Stop, raise your hands! Give them back!"
Liang De, who quietly walked away after succeeding, had no choice but to come back and said to Qiqi Ai Ai:
"I...I wonder if you don't want it anymore...Senior brother, didn't you agree to let me take it away?"
Sun Xunqiao said angrily: "That's because I thought you could solve the problem. If the problem is not solved, why are you trying to grab it! Where is the old man?"
"I just followed the game played by his virtual image. He disappeared in the blink of an eye, and he didn't tell me where he went. He probably hasn't come out yet."
Liang De took off the scroll in his hand, returned it to Sun Xunqiao, and said:
"I watched the new plot backstage. The old man plans to let Wu Cang and Jian Xuan possess Feng Lielie and let them see what they will do when they are in someone else's position. The operation is quite complicated and it will probably take a while."
"Senior brother, actually your figure with one head and four arms is quite rare. Why not take this opportunity to practice the Four Demon Fist?"
"You are crawling for me, do you have a butt to practice boxing with?"
Liang Dedao: "We are all extraordinary creatures, so why should we stick to our physical form? The body structure of ordinary humans has too many limitations. If we want to adapt to the multi-terrain and all-weather combat environment, reasonable modification is imperative.
"Senior brother, I will give you a comprehensive overhaul. If you ask me for modifications, the design plan will be free and the rest will be 10% off."
Sun Xunqiao slapped Liang De's hands away and said:
"You are not afraid of changing your physical body. I still have this physical body to date Qiuqiu. What if I change it wrongly?"
Liang De kindly advised: "Sister-in-law, she is not a narrow-minded Blue Star anthropocentrist like Director Mo. The change is just to make the appearance more imaginative. How do you know she doesn't like it?"
"roll!"
Liang De shook his head in disappointment, rolled up his sleeves and said:
"Senior brother, if you really can't accept it, I'll try again.
"The reason why he pulled out one hand and grew two hands just now is probably because the old man borrowed the blood characteristics of Hydra. I will change the idea and add 50,000 units of natural divine power and try the method of maximization must decline. "
"...Don't come over." Sun Xunqiao prepared a defensive formation with four hands.
Liang De's eyes were shining, he was pressing forward step by step, and his eagerness to try looked very much like Yuan Shengtian:
"Senior brother, be a man and be brave. At most you just have a pair of hands. What's the big deal? Come on."
"Don't come over here!"
Sun Xunqiao's shrill voice resounded throughout the underground refinery, awakening Mu Yigui who had been sleeping with him all night in the lounge on the second floor.
"Sun Gou, you're addicted to howling, aren't you? It's endless!"
Mu Yigui rushed out of the lounge with Li Ye, and rushed back when he saw Sun Xunqiao and Liang De.
"Sorry to bother you, I didn't see anything, please continue."
"Brother Gui, you misunderstood. The extra hand belongs to Sun Gou!"
After a moment of turmoil, Liang De and Sun Xunqiao jumped into the door and finally explained it to Mu Yigui. The two of them sat down calmly - Sun Xunqiao wanted to sit too, but unfortunately his butt didn't allow it. .
Only then did Liang De notice that Li Ye, who had been casually placed in the corner behind the door by Mu Yigui, was rolling his eyes. His two-handed heavy sword that never left his body was nowhere to be seen, and a thick and large hilt was exposed from his mouth. The convex outline of the epee blade can be vaguely seen, and some root-like subcutaneous cables are wrapped around it, emitting little bits of light.
"Brother Gui, what are you...he..."
Liang De pointed at Lian Ye and then at his mouth.
Mu Yigui Yun Danfeng Qing said:
"The three-day quick version of man-sword integration was developed by my master.
"Don't worry, I was put under general anesthesia when I put it in. It's similar to a painless gastroscopy. It doesn't hurt at all."
Sun Xunqiao said: "Three days to do it quickly? Is it necessary to be in such a hurry? The old man and Director Yuan are not going to decide the winner immediately, so it's okay to practice step by step for hundreds of years."
Liang De thought thoughtfully and said: "Instructor Yuan wants to stand out and let one person suppress the other three people in the night. When the time comes, Feng Lielie and the others will naturally feel that the old man's teachings are not as good as those taught by Yuan."
Mu Yigui nodded and said: "That's about right. My master is working hard and said he would send the Seven-Day Quick Edition of the Transparent Sword Heart in the evening, and combine it with the human sword to form a set of sure-kill skills."
Sun Xunqiao patted Liang De with the back of his hand and said:
"What martial arts did you and the old man teach Feng Lielie and the others in the game? Can they beat the innovative martial arts taught by Yuan?"
"I didn't teach martial arts, I just taught some life lessons."
"No martial arts lessons?!"
Liang Deli said confidently:
"That's right. Whose child learns martial arts by playing games? Isn't it okay to just play games? Playing games is just for fun, and that's all. Who stipulates that education must be entertaining?"
Sun Xunqiao: "Junior brother, you are right. If you lose, you lose. Anyway, it was the old man's own bet, and it has nothing to do with us."
Mu Yigui looked at the two brothers suspiciously and said:
"Are you two playing psychological warfare with me?"
Liang De looked sincere: "How could it be possible, Brother Gui, with your wisdom, no one can deceive you."
Mu Yiqi's eyes paused behind Sun Xunqiao's butt for a while, and an idea flashed.
"Haha, I understand. You two are showing weakness to the enemy. You want me to take it lightly, neglect training, and pretend not to teach martial arts. When it comes to the competition, you suddenly bring out three Thousand-Armed Guanyin-type all-domain combat human weapons and hit me. Caught off guard.
"Okay, Sun Gou, you won't even give up your butt in order to win, but where's your face!"
Liang Deyi was filled with indignation, "Brother Gui, please don't slander me. When will my senior brother get angry?"
Sun Xunqiao's face turned red with anger, "You are judging a gentleman with a villain's heart! Junior brother, let's go!"
He turned around and left, grabbed Liang De's clothes with his two extra hands, and dragged him out with a swish of the dragon's tail.
…
At the Football Stadium Grocery Store, Liang De and Sun Xunqiao ate melon seeds for a long time, and finally waited for Chang Duanxuan who came back with three registered disciples.
The headmaster Chang was full of majesty, and the three named disciples were extremely respectful. When they opened the door and came in, the wind was blowing as they walked, blowing up melon seed shells all over the floor.
"You all should sit down."
Chang Duanxuan glanced at Sun Xunqiao, who was covering his whole body with a Batman cloak, and smiled:
"Xunqiao, don't just stand there. Sit down."
As soon as he finished speaking, Sun Xunqiao changed from the two-tailed scorpion form back to his original form, carefully touched his butt and sat down.
Chang Duanxuan lifted the back of his coat, Shi Shiran sat down and said:
"You two look like you have something to tell me?"
Liang De stepped forward and told Yuan Shengtian and Mu Yigui about the situation. Chang Duanxuan listened without taking it seriously and said:
"Old Yuan is obsessed with martial arts but doesn't understand martial ethics. So what if the human sword is combined with a clear sword heart? How can I be afraid of him?"
Sun Xunqiao: "Master, I'm just afraid that I have practiced the method of improving inner demons overnight. One plus one is greater than two..."
"so what."
Chang Duanxuan tilted his head slightly and said to the three named disciples behind him:
"If Lian Ye has become possessed by the devil, do you have the confidence to defeat him?"
Feng Lielie, Jian Xuan and Wu Cang all showed very similar smiles on their faces and said in unison:
"have!"
Wu Cang straightened the wind dragon protector on his head and said:
"Don't worry, Chief, we not only have confidence, but we also have a way.
"How to deal with the amazing and brilliant disciples of the Inner Demon Jinjin Dharma? We have seen too much, learned too much, and used too much."
Chang Duanxuan nodded with satisfaction and said to Liang De and Sun Xunqiao:
"The first class is over. Starting in the afternoon, you will be responsible for teaching them the second class."
