Hello everyone, I am Du Dingbei, your loyal friend who updates countless times a day.
As the title says, I plan to watch two episodes of "Swinging Camping△" and then go to bed. Although as a passionate man, I don't need any reason to watch "Swinging Camping△", but I still want to explain why Mr. Du is watching "Swinging Camping△" tonight. I suddenly wanted to watch two episodes of Healing and wrote this crotch lifting strip.
Here are some of my reasons.
A few days ago, when I was building and optimizing the reader online community (meaning to refine the comments that praise me and delete the comments that scold me), I saw a message from a reader whose ID is "Laobai account is lost":
"Yao Shou, why haven't I seen the crotch strip for so long? Is the author still the same? (;゚д゚)"
There is also a reader with the ID "Ying Gu An Lian" who left a message in a very sad tone:
"Serious literature is in danger, and crotch-stretching literature is in danger!"
I suddenly realized that it had been a long time since I had devoted myself to the literature on crotch pulling.
In this world, there are countless builders of serious literature, but in comparison, there are too few builders of crotchless literature.
Which side do I want to be on?
I think that no matter how the world changes, between stones and eggs, between Fat Tiger and Nobita, I will always stand with the latter.
Nowadays, as a person who lives and writes with a serious attitude, it is necessary for me to contribute a little bit to the literature of leggings.
As we all know, since the birth of crotch pulling literature, there have been many responders. From the starting point to some websites whose names are inconvenient to be mentioned here, there have been various forms of crotch-stretching works, including "Infinitely Infinite Schrödinger-style crotch-stretching (immediate settlement)" (author Long Snake Hun Excellent works like).
I am very happy to see this situation. Whenever a new crotch strip appears, I will rush to the scene as soon as possible to observe it, learn from the crotch pulling spirit of other authors, and accumulate energy for my own creation.
According to my observation, most authors currently use the crotch strip as a special-shaped leave request form. The content of the crotch strip is relatively brief and there is no in-depth analysis of the reasons and background of the crotch strip.
These crotch-stretching articles are often written in a hurry without careful consideration and careful modification. It can be said that they are a crotch-stretching, crotch-stretching article.
All those who are interested in promoting hip-pull literature!
I have to appeal here. If you still have the energy, you should write the crotch strip as you write the main text. The crotch strip is also your work. Don't treat it as a disposable thing like toilet paper.
Dear gentlemen, please put more effort into stretching your crotch bars. Your efforts will not be in vain.
Whether you want to continue being a crotch lifter or transform into a crotch lifter, remember that every crotch lift you do has meaning.
Hip tuck is not an ugly scar, it is a footprint left behind when you walk through it.
If a person cannot remember the way he came, how can he know where he is going?
Maybe it was because I deleted so many short crotch strips that I almost forgot my original intention.
For a long time, my slogan has been "The dream of bad money, my dream". I told myself that the main purpose of my code is to make money without forgetting the original intention and not to create extraneous problems.
So from February to now, I have carried out intensive coding training, hoping to improve my coding skills through betting on women's clothing and other methods, so that I can write thousands of words in a few hours every day and become the fastest legend in the new starting point.
As everyone saw, I lost.
Since I tried daily updating, the bottom line I have set for myself is "six points for a thousand words, with a clear conscience." However, some chapters I have written recently, such as yesterday's chapter, have already exceeded my bottom line.
You know, my bottom line is very difficult to break because it is very low.
It's fucking outrageous that he can break through even though he's already so low.
In order to write thousands more words of updates every day, and for my dream of bad money, can I write such outrageous things?
No, Adu, you're not that powerful, so you can't do that outrageous thing.
In this environment where piracy is easily available, there are still so many readers who are willing to come here and subscribe to what I write. You really respect me very much.
Respect is mutual. Even if it is for bad money, I should respect everyone from the bottom of my heart and write some words that I can recognize.
If I continue to regard the number of words as my top priority, regardless of whether I can make bad money by doing so, I will not be very happy if I continue to write like this.
After all, what is the point of losing money?
I want to live happily and be a happy seventeen-year-old boy.
Therefore, the original intention of Du Ting Cup, the ultimate crotch puller, is not to dream of bad money, but to live and write happily.
I'm not the kind of person who can stand firm all day long for my dreams, I'm a soft and crotchless person.
Force myself to step out of my comfort zone, force myself to remember the truth that updating is king every day and write six to seven thousand words... If I continue like this, I worry that the organ of my dreams will become fibrotic due to being hard for too long, which is not conducive to the realization of my serious literary career. A fifty-year plan.
So I decided to stay in my comfort zone and be a soft and slippery crotch puller. I would not abuse myself or write hard, watch more cute movies, and go to bed early and get up early.
Just write four thousand words slowly every day. If you can't finish it, put it off until tomorrow. If you can't do it today, then try again tomorrow.
The above is what I have thought of recently. Regardless of whether it makes sense or not, I will give it a try first.
Friends, that’s it for today’s hip lifting, I’m going to go watch Swing Camping.
Thank you everyone, see you tomorrow.
Du Ting Cup
March 27, 2021
Also: Considering that many readers and friends who subscribed to the previous chapter do not have the habit of joining the group and it is inconvenient to refund, I will update a free chapter of about 6,000 words as compensation. I'm very sorry. I won't be like this again. I'm sorry.