The recording was not long, and it soon came to the end with Li Zhixian burying his head in a pillow and laughing wildly.
Liang De forgot to cut off this paragraph. Hearing Brother Xian's heartfelt laughter was quite embarrassing, so he quickly clicked end and put the phone away.
After hearing this, Sun Xunqiao could barely hold the melon seeds in his hand. His yellow face was as stiff as if it were made of beeswax, and he didn't dare to move his eyes.
I'm sorry, Lao Mu, at this time, I don't know what expression to use to face you.
It's not good to be expressionless, but neither is smiling!
Mu Yigui looked at the two of them and couldn't help but smile.
"You can laugh if you want, I don't care."
"No... I didn't keep a straight face to suppress my laughter, I didn't want to laugh!"
Sun Xunqiao, who turned into a wax figure, spoke quickly and said that he had no intention of laughing at all.
"It's not like you haven't smiled before."
Mu Yiqi took the entire plate from Sun Xunqiao and ate the melon seeds without saying a word.
"Didn't I think you could get better at that time? I, I...junior brother!"
Sun Xunqiao hesitated for a long time and asked Liang De:
"If Lao Mu does that... primitive circumcision, will he still have a chance to grow back in the future?"
Liang De shook his head and said:
"If it can grow back, I won't hide it from Brother Gui for so long. The original circumcision will be performed under the witness of Du Gongtai. After the ceremony is completed, it will be the same as my hair."
He nodded his bare head and said, "Without divine grace, I can't grow back in another physical body."
"Old Mu, look, it's better to die than live, just like..."
Sun Xunqiao searched his mind and finally thought of a suitable example.
"Just like some ancient masters of our Pan-Eastern civilization, they are willing to do anything in order to develop stronger martial arts... and then they actually..."
"Zi Gong is Zigong, which is different from the primitive circumcision of male virtue.
Mu Yigui interrupted Sun Xunqiao and said:
“I wouldn’t choose this path.
"It's not that I can't bear to let go of that thing in my crotch."
He pointed to his chest, "The manhood is here, not in the crotch."
“If a man can stand upright and look up to him without any shame, it doesn’t matter whether he has that thing or not.
"Besides, there's nothing special about men. What I care about is not this appearance.
"When I was in my hometown, I would dress up as a woman every time in order to go out for a handshake party, which made me feel more comfortable."
"Then why are you still unwilling... Lao Mu, just treat it like a broken arm or a broken foot. If anyone dares to laugh at you, I will be the first to kill him!
"Survive first, there is hope if you survive. As long as you live, what if you torture Du Gongtai to death, what if Pu Xuande comes to power again and can sell reboot coupons again.
"Old Mu, please bear with me for a while."
Sun Xunqiao pulled Liang De's sleeve hard:
"Junior brother, if you think so, please advise him."
"Let me use an analogy."
Mu Yigui poured out the melon seeds in the porcelain plate, put the plate on the table, and said:
"Suppose there is such a place, with a sea of fire on one side and a safe zone on the other."
He snapped his fingers, and the melon seeds on the table flew to the left half of the porcelain plate, forming the shape of flying flames, flipping up and down.
"Don't worry, this is just a cover-up. It does not require martial arts soul and will not affect the injury."
Mu Yigui pointed at the melon seed flame and said:
"The fire was deliberately set by someone who then built a wall between the fire and safety."
Another snap of the fingers, and the melon seed shells on the ground flew up, building a high black wall in the middle of the porcelain plate.
"This man opened a dog hole under the wall. As long as people in the sea of fire call his name and crawl through the dog hole, and behave honestly, they will never fall into the sea of fire again.
“As long as you get through it once, nothing will happen from now on.
"Can you drill?"
Without waiting for Liang De and Sun Xunqiao to answer, Mu Yigui grabbed the melon seed flame in the porcelain dish with his hand.
"I don't know how to drill either."
He stood up and walked toward the exit, saying to the two people behind him:
"I'm going to see that little girl whose eyes look very similar to mine. I'll tell you before she dies, so don't worry about me."
Liang De originally wanted to tell him that in addition to the forty-eight beautiful girls, there were more people in the world who needed possibilities, and wanted Mu Yiqiu to think about this before thinking about it.
However, just as he would not sacrifice himself for Mu Yiqi, Mu Yiqi was deciding his own destiny. How could he let Mu Yiqi change his decision for others?
He said nothing in the end.
Mu Yigui limped out of the underground refinery. After his back disappeared, Sun Xunqiao said to Liang De:
"Is there really nothing we can do?"
"I told the old man about the primitive circumcision as soon as I found out about it. He hasn't shown up these days because he went to discuss with Director Yuan. He hasn't gotten back to me yet."
Liang De glanced at the Sony Ericsson radar on his wrist and said:
"Senior brother, help me prepare Tailao once. The Lao Niu must be pure blue, the Nine Cauldrons, Eight Gui, Nine Zu and Twenty-six Beans, and all the kitchen utensils you use must be made of jade."
"become."
Sun Xunqiao didn't ask any questions, rolled up his sleeves and walked to the kitchen.
…
Green smoke lingers and clouds gather.
In front of the sacrifice that was as high as a mountain, Liang De finished his prayer and raised his left hand towards Lei Yun.
A green thunder column as thick as a waterfall struck straight down from the clouds, becoming thinner as it got closer to the ground, and finally condensed into a beam of green light and struck the dial of the Sony Ericsson radar.
This watch has the function of an altar, but Liang De has never used it before, and he is a descendant of the evil god with almost zero experience in offering sacrifices.
Fortunately, when he was doing Li Zhixian's hair transplant, he had read "Evil Sect Sacrifice", so there were basically no mistakes in this set.
Besides, Teacher Fengxian is not such a fussy evil god. It doesn't matter if the rituals are a little wrong. If someone calls him, he will come, let alone a direct line sacrifice like the Fist of Utopia.
The dial of the Sony Ericsson radar absorbed the lightning and flashed, and Tai Fengxian's bald head emerged from the dial.
He looked at the sacrifices around him and smiled, saying:
“To show your courtesy for nothing is to be either an adulterer or a thief.
"Adé, say what you have to say, don't hesitate. It's not like you are an innocent virgin confessing your love to someone. What are you so confused about?"
"Teacher Fengxian, I am not a traitor or a thief. I just want to invite you to have a casual meal to connect with me and report on my work."
Liang De took off the Sony Ericsson radar from his wrist, held it up with his inner energy, and made Tai Fengxian's bald head flush with his, saying:
"You asked me to develop wood art skills and come to the company to make fantasy fists. I tried hard, but he said he didn't want to come."
Tai Feng first took a breath of the green smoke lingering in the air, and a look of surprise appeared in his eyes.
"I would rather have a broken man's moral character and die than disappear. He is a tough guy. Hehe, but it's a pity that he was born in the wrong place."
Liang De rubbed his hands and said:
"Teacher Fengxian, you said that as long as the wooden art guide has not turned into a male Dalit, you have a way. This... your way, can he enjoy it without coming to work?"
