"You're just laughing! Are you coming back now?"
In the underground training center of the Dongguo Ancient Boxing Department, Sun Xunqiao looked furious and shouted loudly to Liang De, who could not hide his smile from the corners of his eyes and brows:
"What do you want to say, that you two are like 'if our love lasts for a long time, how can we stay together day and night'?"
"Senior brother, you are so literary and talented. I admire you very much."
"Climb for me! Do I need your appreciation? I asked you why you came back so early!"
Sun Xunqiao took out his mobile phone and clicked wildly, tapping the screen loudly.
"The Department of Maritime Studies has spread your story in the school group like crazy, thinking that they know it very well. They are making up random things and pretending to have level 8 German.
"I understand your business from beginning to end, okay? Who fried the chicken rack for your birthday gift? Who cooked the blue lobster you had across the bridge for dinner? Not me!
“So I’m slandering each other and telling them that I am the only one who has the latest and most authentic inside information, and then you come back without even attending the fucking Sandpiper Hunter press conference?! Where can I get the latest information now?
"I'm not dead yet. Are you in a hurry to come back for the funeral?"
Sun Xunqiao, who was unable to gossip, looked up to the sky and roared, so angry that his beard stood up.
Liang De smiled and replied:
"I didn't have anything to do at the press conference. The list of exhibits can be found online. If I wanted to buy anything, she would help me buy it.
"It's a waste of time for me to stay there. It's better to come back early and promote martial ethics.
"Senior brother, you must be very tired to take care of four work-study students by yourself. Thank you for your hard work.
"How have they learned while I've been away?"
Sun Xunqiao glanced at Liang De up and down with suspicious eyes, and found that he was neither insane nor possessed, and even smiled a little better than before.
"Junior brother...are you okay? Are you also..."
"What?"
Sun Xunqiao said: "You know, after Lao Mu stopped, his temperament changed drastically for a while, and he treated his friends better than his own father.
"You suddenly became so polite, well-educated, and you came back so early. You must be unable to do what you want."
After he said these words, he was already prepared to face the first-level attack with a bad mouth. Unexpectedly, Ade, a bad guy with a mouth that smells worse than durian, just smiled and said:
"Senior brother, you are overthinking. I used to be a bit promiscuous, but now I want to be a good person."
"I think you can pretend to be a new persona for a few days. If you still want to be a good person, who has higher quality than the other?"
Sun Xunqiao sighed, turned around and walked to the training room.
Liang De laughed again and again, followed him and said:
"Hahahahaha, senior brother, you misunderstood, I'm just in a very good mood now, even if I heard that you, a street dog basket, have a bad mouth, I'm very happy.
If you are so disappointed, I will scold you back in two days. "
Sun Xunqiao shook his head and sighed:
"This time you are caught in a trap and become terminally ill... Oh, so it's okay not to fall in love, but if you happen to meet such a person, who can hold it back?"
He suddenly sighed when he thought of what happened to him and Ding Qiuqiu since they fell in love.
"Senior brother, we have received the salary of the school's teaching assistant after all, so we should just focus on business during working hours."
Liang De took back the martial artist's spiritual sense that he had previously explored and said:
"What's wrong with the red, white, black and yellow students in the fourth grade of Gongshu? Why are they all so weird and careless?
"You and Brother Gui didn't do anything too naughty, right? Senior brother, we are both junior students aged 17 or 18. How can you tolerate this?"
Sun Xunqiao immediately denied it and said:
"Don't talk nonsense, this has nothing to do with me. When the old man comes back, you can help me prove it.
"I just taught them a few internal refining techniques to strengthen their foundation and cultivate their energy, and I'm going to wait until you come back to discuss which martial arts skills to teach them.
"It was Lao Mu who preached to one person, and taught to a group of people. He used a dream-returning technique and knocked four people to sleep. They slept soundly for several hours, and when they woke up, they looked like this.
"You can't explain it just by talking about it. You'll understand if you try it yourself."
The two people walked into the main training room and saw four work-study students swaying around on tiptoes in the training room, walking in circles along the wall like zombies.
The bodies of the four people swayed to a great extent. When they leaned forward, their faces and entire upper bodies were almost touching the floor. However, they staggered and refused to fall. They were like four puppets suspended by silk threads. They behaved strangely and remained silent. .
According to Liang De's spiritual feedback, these four work-study students have lost all senses, and even their souls have separated from their bodies. The three souls and seven souls are bound and fixed near the Yintang point by a wisp of gauze-like rosewood-colored inner energy.
Because there is a layer of red sandalwood gauze left by the wooden art rules to isolate the inside and outside, their souls cannot return to the body and are not harmed by the outside world. The four souls maintain a weak connection with the physical body, like insect cocoons hanging on the tree. .
Liang De casually popped up a finger wind, and used the Golden Snake Resonance method to draw the airflow, and twisted out a long rope with the finger wind as the core.
He held the leaping air rope and swept forward, preparing to trip the four work-study students who were still circling along the wall.
"You can't hit like this." Sun Xunqiao said from the side.
His yellow face lit up, and he snorted two streaks of five-colored light from his nose.
Two grain essences scattered into small arrows all over the sky, shot out at several times the speed of air ropes, arriving first and covering the four work-study students.
Although the essence of grains turned into arrows was not much, only equivalent to a bowl of eight-treasure porridge, with the power of Sun Xunqiao's humming, it would not be a problem to inflict penetrating injuries on several work-study students.
Liang De stopped and watched, only to see five-color arrows flying. The four work-study students still had dull faces and kept shaking on tiptoe until the arrows reached their bodies. The dormant souls on their Yintang acupoint suddenly came back as if they were frightened. Zifu.
The sandalwood is scattered in all directions, and the form and spirit are unified.
The bodies of the four zombies shook, as if the clay puppets in the temple were possessed by a real immortal. Their eyes emitted several feet of light, clearly illuminating the trajectories of arrows all over the sky.
Then the four working-study students danced, their bodies like four leisurely flowing clouds, swaying lightly in the gaps of five-color light, passing by those arrows without being stained by any dust.
Such a graceful and detached pace is like a...like a scumbag female postdoctoral fellow in the field of human resources development and management, dancing gracefully while being chased by hundreds of talented people, as if she is far away, looking after her own beauty.
Sun Xunqiao sucked in his nose, retracted all the five-color arrows that were hovering in front of the wall after being fired, sneezed, and said:
"You saw it."
"The Ruo Ji Ruo Li Bu passed down by Director Yuan...they are not Yuanshen warriors, how can they learn it?
"Wait, I have a guess... I'll take a look."
Liang De swung the sweeping air rope and struck it diagonally upward. The nearly solid rope head directly shot a sonic boom cloud in the air.
Give me a whip!
