Liang De shrank into a spherical shape and activated the single-player mode of Invincible Hot Wheels. At the same time, he sprayed a large amount of light blue colloid from the pores around his body, and used the mysterious sea energy to make himself an isolation shell half a meter thick.
Although Brother Gui is wearing it, my heart is still Liang Dexin.
No matter how dark I look, it won't change my love.
The half-meter-thick wheel-shaped shell was named "Wrath of the Water Element" by Liang De, and its surface was covered with liquid phantom sea energy that was absorbed by the innate divine power.
In addition to the protective function of separating the inside and outside, it also has extremely terrifying attack power in the current environment.
This special operations phantom was inspired by Mr. Liang’s extensive experience in paid shit.
In the ancient legend of Sakurajima, there is a kind of monster called Shirime. Unlike ordinary humans who are careless about the future, they have an eye on their buttocks and can see both the way in front of them and the way behind them.
If Jirime squats on the toilet, he will know that the distance between people and shit is actually not that far away.
This distance is usually between 13cm and 20cm, which to be fair is quite dangerous.
Assuming that squatters have healthy gastrointestinal health and no problems such as diarrhea and dehydration, we can analyze the collision between heaven and earth that occurs every day in the toilet from the perspective of fluid-solid coupling mechanics.
Water is a fluid with relatively low compressibility. When subjected to pressure, its volume basically remains unchanged. Even in the high-pressure environment of the 4,000-meter deep sea, the volume of water will only decrease by about 1.8%.
Therefore, when the calm water surface is collided by a solid body, the water will flow in the direction with the lowest pressure, and then produce water splashes of different shapes and heights according to the different properties of the colliding solid body.
If there is no paper buffer on the water surface, the person who offends the water will be counterattacked by the water. This is the anger of the water element!
This fantasy sea object that Liang Gong temporarily developed not only has excellent sealing performance, but also can use local materials to mix all the substances it comes into contact with into the water and splash them out.
In the evil era when the septic tank seal is broken, this is undoubtedly a killing weapon that can be used by thousands of armies to defeat the enemy.
The rollers flew quickly, rolling up thousands of piles of snow.
Liang De rushed all the way into the corridor on the first floor of the gymnasium, knocked down the three working-study students who were struggling to move forward from behind like a bowling ball, and snatched away their mobile phones with his inner energy like a whip.
As compensation, he built a safe house the moment Red, Yellow and Black fell, using six blue square boards to protect the three people.
When his spiritual sense swept away, Brother Gui, who was wearing the "Liang De" holster, was still far away from the ground, and he had no energy to do anything else.
Liang De quickly set up a simple studio. After setting the scene with special chocolates in the studio, he took crazy selfies with three people's mobile phones and recorded thousands of minutes of footage.
After doing all this, he drove the "Water Elemental Wrath" and rolled into the men's room.
Because of a faulty wiring, the lights in the toilet had long gone out.
Liang De rolled to the front of the cubicle against the wall. In the darkness, two men were silently confronting each other through a door that seemed to them to be non-existent.
"Brother Gui, come out, I know you are in there."
"I know you know I'm here."
Liang De arrived and took control of the situation with lightning speed. Li Daitao's dark tactics completely failed.
But Mu Yiqi still looked like he was wise and confident, as if he had entered the thinking realm of some kind of top strategist.
At this time, the ground was only 0.01 centimeters away from his face, but he believed that in a quarter of a second, the person outside the door would spare no effort to help him.
In fact, the person outside the door had already held his face with an ever-lasting soft inner energy, but the person made no further move.
"Brother Gui, why me." Liang De's voice was as indifferent as water.
Mu Yigui understood what he meant.
He was asking why he should become like anyone if he could simulate his natural power.
"Oh, why was it you...you chose it yourself, Ade!"
After Mu Yigui yelled this sentence, he immediately used the warrior's spiritual sense to follow the inner energy that supported him, and then he saw the other party's surprise.
"Ade, I just borrowed your portrait. The biggest gain is not your half-baked innate divine power. It's that I thought of what you were thinking.
I know everything you are thinking right now. "
"Brother Gui, please stop bluffing me. Your Soul Borrowing Skill is not that powerful. It would be about the same if it were Director Yuan. Let me help you out."
Liang De's tone was relaxed, and he poked a stream of inner energy through the crack in the door, trying to pull up the wooden art guide.
Being so close, even if Mu Yigui's martial arts spirit was still rejecting all alien and extraordinary powers, he could defeat them with his strength.
"Stop! If you don't let me speak clearly today, no one can leave this toilet!"
Veins sprouted on Mu Yiqi's bald head. From his face, Liang De seemed to see an angry version of himself.
Although he had no power to fight back now, Liang De still decided to respect his opinion.
After all, he looks so much like me now, maybe this is father's love.
Liang De used his inner energy to help him sit upright on the toilet, and then opened a hole in the compartment door so that he could see his handsome dark face clearly.
"Brother Gui, I've finished all the filming, so what's the use of you pretending to be me? I can beat you back to your original shape with just a burst of my natural power.
Stop being stubborn. If you continue like this, you will neither be able to pick up girls nor get revenge. Why don't we come out and work together to think of a way to improve your moral character. "
Mu Yigui smiled: "Ade, do you think I turned into you just to replace Tao Zong with my luggage?"
"Otherwise? Are you pretending to be my illegitimate son who comes from nowhere? Brother Gui, I don't have any inheritance for you to inherit."
"When you were taking selfies outside, you must have used your natural power to shield this place."
"Um."
Liang De nodded and said: "Be careful with the ten thousand year ship. Even though I am wearing your skin, it is not good for my senior brother to see you. Who knows what will happen to him."
"You know him quite well... Ade, I brought you here because I just want to talk to you alone.
I also have some things that I don’t want Sun Gou to know...Uncle Chang, can you keep it a secret for me? "
Mu Yigui managed to raise his head and said to the ceiling.
"There is nothing you can't do."
Chang Duanxuan's voice fell from above:
"Master Nephew Mu, ever since you decided to die, Lao Yuan asked me to take good care of you.
He is not in this world now, so my uncle must listen to what you are going to say. "
"Thank you, uncle, for your love."
Mu Yigui paused and said to Liang De:
"Adé, I just borrowed the opportunity and I roughly understand what you are thinking.
Do you think there is nothing important beyond life and death? Instead of watching me die, you might as well force me to abide by male ethics and go to work in Thunder Bluff, so that I can survive. "
Liang De rubbed his chin and said:
"That's about right. The reward for referrals is over 10,000 crystal clusters. Let's make five more every two of us... Brother Gui, I think the precept you committed is not something you can't get rid of. Why risk your life for something like that?" , my life is at stake."
"Ade, do you think there is nothing important besides life and death?"
"Well……"
"It's good to be strict with yourself and lenient with others, but I don't need it."
Mu Yigui stared at Liang De's face and his own face:
"I didn't know it before. After I graduated, I checked "The Lesson of the World" and realized that my male virtues were half less than those of other people since I was born.
Do you know why?
Just because my face is much prettier than others! "
