Hello everyone, I am Du Dingbei, your faithful friend.
I originally planned to update the text at 23:59 today, but because I couldn't log in to my Word account, my mentality exploded and I spent a lot of time communicating with customer service. This is a very sad and private thing for me, so I won't say more in front of everyone.
When I came back to my senses, it was getting late, and the remaining time was no longer enough to write a chapter with a quality of about 55 minutes.
When I came back to my senses, I thought about the crotch pulling incident in my life, and my heart gradually sank, but suddenly a voice sounded in my mind:
Being happy is only one day, and being unhappy is also one day. Since you only have one life, why not live every day happily?
I suddenly realized it and drew inferences from one example:
Updating the text is an update, and updating the crotch strips is also an update. Since we don’t have enough time, why not update the crotch strips!
Come to think of it, it’s been a long time since I’ve fulfilled my duty to build crotch-pulling literature.
It is true that crotch pulling literature has entered a stage where a hundred flowers bloom and a hundred schools of thought contend. Crotch pulling strips can be seen everywhere, and there are mountains and seas of crotch pulling people. However, there are inevitably some chaos and some minor noises in the main theme.
In addition to the common clerical error of writing "pull the crotch" as "pull across", there are also problems such as the sameness, multiple pulls, pulling without lifting, and pulling again and again.
I just need to write something.
Here, as an ordinary crotch puller, I would like to offer some small suggestions to those who are involved in crotch pull literature.
Don't be ignorant, just express your opinions briefly, hoping that you can make some suggestions and do some small work.
Here are some of my initiatives:
Attentive friends have noticed that the title of today’s crotch-pull strip is neither the common “crotch-pull strip” nor the “crotch-pull strip [02]” that follows the previous article, but “about the prosperity and development of crotch-pull literature.” Pulling the crotch bar (Du Goufa [2021] No. 1)".
This title is clear and clear, and is accompanied by an official number. Not only is it helpful for organizing and archiving it, but it can also be distinguished from the crotch pulling articles of other crotch pulling people, making it easier for readers to read.
At the same time, the number of the crotch pull bar plays a role in counting the number of crotch pulls, allowing the author to have a clear understanding of the frequency of his own crotch pulls.
As my senior brother Taigong Chong said, the end of pulling the crotch is not pulling the crotch, but not pulling it.
If you don’t know how many times you have had it, and if you live every yesterday like an illusion, then a person who pulls his hips will always be a person who pulls his hips.
Maybe some friends think this is more troublesome, recording and recording again and again, making it look like a diary. Who the serious person writes a diary?
But I think it is necessary to record even the life of crotch pulling.
Although many people's lives are now like a single cycle, with a repetition rate of 99.6%, to be fair, there is really nothing to record.
But are we going to keep living this life that isn’t even worth recording?
Is a life not worth recording worth continuing?
I think that even if only 0.4% of my personal time is left, I can still create some moments worth recording.
Although this is a world lacking fairy tales, and although this is a world where Disney employees living in a fairy tale world are very tired, everyone can create such moments.
Just like... [Here is a series of wonderful and moving parallel sentences, describing ordinary and warm moments. Silhouettes of laughter and tears flash alternately, like white flowers in the night, making people feel that at the end of life What is waiting is not a maze, but a beam of light that comes from the bottom of one's heart... The text described above uses a special writing technique, and only those with pure hearts can read it. Please write down what you see in this chapter, and use crowdfunding to promote the prosperity and development of hip-pulling literature, which is well-known. ]
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Just like a web writer who updates thousands of words a day, all year round, like steel pouring iron into iron, he can also write a crotch note after his efforts are fruitless, and fall asleep amidst the laughter of "Please cut off the Du Ting Cup" Have a good sleep, and then get up and come back the next day to continue your story.
Isn’t this good?
Thank you everyone, see you tomorrow.
Du Ting Cup
January 20, 2021
