Hello everyone, I am Du Dingbei, your loyal friend who updates every day.
Mercury is very bright tonight, affected by the position of the stars. Since the day, I have been thinking about water.
However, doing so would be too unprofessional. I’m sorry for all the readers’ subscriptions. The lower limit is as low as mine. I also feel that this kind of shameful thing should wait until we are more familiar with each other (qíng) before we do it (another five to six million words) bar), this is actually the same as love (ài)... omitted below.
But the longing for water is hard to resist, so I decided to write a one- to two-thousand-word leave request note to accompany you to spend three short minutes instead of the absent text. I don’t mean that three minutes is short. Time is relative. People's happiness comes in many shapes and forms, long or short is not the key, as long as... According to relevant laws and regulations, I will not go into details here.
Unknowingly, I talked a lot of nonsense again, so let’s get back to business.
Although this leave request is indeed a request for leave, it also carries other meanings besides asking for leave.
First, it fulfills the "see you tomorrow" promise at the end of last night's chapter.
Secondly, it also proved that I was not fishing, I was just using the time that others were writing the main text to write the leave request.
This is the same as Mr. Lu Xun’s practice of using other people’s coffee time for work. It is an important spiritual inheritance of serious literature. As a serious literary worker, it is normal for me to know this traditional art, just like a car mechanic. It’s not surprising that the wrench is the same as the vise in Yuechu’s trouser pocket.
Speaking of which, many readers got to know me for the first time through "Fist of Utopia" and may not know much about me and my strengths. I just have free time today, so I will analyze my highlights as an online writer.
If stretching the crotch is also a strong point, then every online article author has his or her own strong point.
Some authors are good at writing about otherworldly scenes, some are good at writing high-level martial arts fights, and some authors are good at writing about warm (rì) everyday life, but I...actually my strength is not crotch extension.
My strength is writing leave requests.
It is no exaggeration to say that in terms of word count in leave requests, looking at the starting point, from platinum to lv.1, there are very few active writers who can beat me, almost none.
It's a pity that in today's era, update is king, and leave notes, as an indispensable part of online literature, have never received the attention they deserve.
To this day (rì), none of Qidian’s badges of honor are related to leave requests, and there has not been a trend among the major original Chinese websites and the broad readership community to criticize the standard of leave requests. Leave requests have become a part of the online literature ecosystem. A much-neglected minor genre.
Because of this, my profound skills in writing leave requests are not recognized, and my amazing leave application skills are completely useless. It can be said that I was born at the wrong time, which is worse than being a ghost.
But I can't give up. Leave note literature still has an infinite future.
I am not the first online author to write a leave request carefully, and I will not be the last.
When the sea is flowing, heroes will show their true colors.
Today, when the literature on leave notes is in silence, continuing to pass on the precious intangible culture of leave notes is an unshirkable responsibility of my Du Ding Bei.
I want to read more and write more, think more and practice more, not be proud of my extraordinary talent for asking for leave, keep polishing myself, and strive to write two leave application notes as text gifts when I don’t ask for leave, and establish myself as the online leave application note. world dominance.
God rewards those who work hard, and their merits will not be donated to others. If they are never forgotten, there will be repercussions.
As long as I persist, if one day Qidian launches an honor system for leave requests, such as setting up a gold bar award or something, I think there will be no need to spend more time on selection.
What is Qidian.com? (Tactical fallback
But I also have to admit that there are many strong people in the leave world who are not below me (tea leaves, tea leaves, two months, two months, do you know how I survived these two months without "The Demon Conquering Expert"? !), I still have a long way to go before becoming the uncrowned king of the leave world. I hope everyone will vote for me out of acquaintance.
Next, I will show you the "sudden ending" writing technique that I have learned since the starting point. Friends who are interested in writing online articles can learn from it.
Thank you everyone, see you tomorrow.
Du Ting Cup
