What am I going to do?
Liang De crossed his arms and walked with Sun Xunqiao on the desolate surface, thinking calmly in the dilapidated wasteland scenery.
The young man named Jiang Shanjiao in the refuge base obviously had a crush on the female anchor for no reason. When he watched the live broadcast, he had no interaction with Chi Xuexi, and his relationship with her was not as good as some old viewers who often stayed in her live broadcast room.
The success rate of online dating is lower than the shipment rate of black-hearted mobile games, and unrequited love over the air is a dead end.
Feelings that have no basis in reality are as brittle as freshly baked duck skin. Under such circumstances, as long as Jiang Shanjiao confesses his feelings in front of Chi Xuexi, he will definitely be sentenced to death. She may have thought it was childish and disgusting.
However, this kind of plot is mediocre and has no value at all as story material.
Not to mention the famous teacher Fengxian on both sides of the Taiwan Strait, I am afraid that even the (emotional) programs of third-rate local satellite TV will not use it.
Liang De touched the aboveboard head, feeling a little embarrassed.
This task is too simple and a hassle.
Even though I have no hair now, I have already decided to put my performance aside.
But... the idea of going crazy fishing in the past was still too naive.
The high-level evil god's subordinates who work as direct managers of Qinggeng Peak in Thunder Bluff are not so easy to exploit.
While recuperating from his injuries, he studied hard day and night at the Xiangbei branch of Yingxuetang. He read a series of masterpieces published by Teacher Fengxian in vain, and also read many outsiders' evaluations of the Four Thunder Friends. , is no longer the ignorant and cute guy who knows only a little about the history of Thunder Bluff.
The Four Thunder Friends are not unworthy of being the top evil gods, and Teacher Fengxian is even more famous for being moody and disrespectful.
Although various literary media euphemistically call this characteristic of Teacher Fengxian an artist's sensitivity, everyone knows that they just don't dare to offend the Thunder Evil Sect.
If a being with terrifying power is moody, wouldn't that be a disaster in life?
What's ridiculous is that in some worlds, there are still people who summon the Four Friends of Thunder, hoping to use this terrifying power to punish their enemies and eliminate dissidents.
Praying to indescribable and incomprehensible terrifying existences and triggering uncontrollable thunder power, these people usually end up miserable.
Precision strike or nuclear weapon cleansing?
The choice lies with the nameless gods.
After attracting the attention of evil gods, mortals can only rely on luck.
Before the Bald Four disbanded, the Four Thunder Friends were full of energy and enthusiasm. They had not yet formed many karma. Thunder Bluff was just an ordinary fan club, so don't worry about it. Such a big stall now.
The four Thunder friends in the "Youth Age" are very interested in changing the world, full of idealism, and respond to requests regardless of gains or losses.
These four Kukai evil spirits play the people-friendly card, don't put on airs and are approachable.
As long as there is time, no matter how shabby or irregular the ritual is, or even if the wrong process is called by the wrong person, they will send their body (body shēn) to have a look, listen carefully to the appeals of the sacrifices from all realms, and can help Giving a helping hand is more heart-warming than the aunts and wives who introduce partners to older youths.
If you want your wish to come true, do you want to turn the three realms into ashes?
I'll try my best (hearty laughter).
The reason why Teacher Fengxian turned into a broken ship full of needle holes of cause and effect, and could not break out after squatting at the top of Qingjie for so long, has a lot to do with his willingness to help others.
Liang De took history as a guide and decided not to be so obvious.
It doesn’t matter what the quality of the material is, as long as you have a correct work attitude.
He is not the cause and effect of Teacher Fengxian's most irritation. Sheng Wuxu is just a small splash in Teacher Fengxian's magnificent and trouble-making life.
Back then, the Bald Four's farewell concert toured from the depths of the other shore to the offshore waters of this shore. The world was shaken, and the demons were dancing wildly. It left an area in the sky called the Thunder Hell Zone, where countless worlds were twisted and changed. It can be said that this is The biggest cause and effect of the four (body shēn), this matter has passed for countless thousands of years, and there is currently no hope of resolution.
Once Teacher Fengxian loses his temper, he can hide himself until the problem of the Thunder Hell Belt is solved, and then it's over.
Although fishing is good, don't be too arrogant.
In the final analysis, the foundation of cross-border enterprises is violence controlled by the powerful, not civilization.
If he offends Teacher Fengxian, there is no point in changing jobs. He and Zhou Bofu, the second seat of Compound Eyes, still have a holiday. If he doesn't work for Thunder Bluff, who will protect him from the wind and rain.
Alas, even Jie Yuanxing, who is said to be the freest among all living beings on both sides of the Taiwan Strait, how free can he actually be...
Liang De's martial arts soul was running at high speed, with four cores running in parallel, and he was doing two things at once. While complaining about the situation, he also thought of a very feasible (sexual) plan.
We want this relationship to have ups and downs, but we also want to ensure that this relationship fails miserably.
If you want to do this... you don't need to call Brother Xian's female (sexual) perspective for off-site assistance.
The strongest man is already in the formation.
After thinking for a short time, Liang De reached out and hooked Sun Xunqiao's shoulder and said:
"Senior brother, the main content of my true (love) work has been told to you before.
The two targets are across the screen, and the word "turtle" is not even mentioned about love. There is no starting point to promote the work. As an honest person who is dedicated to my job, I can't make something out of nothing. , scratching the pavement, making things up randomly.
The best thing is to let them hook up quickly and fall in love quickly. At that time, I will test them and collect materials. "
"Junior brother, I'm here to explore the world. There's no need to explain your work to me so clearly. You just have to be busy with your business.
I am only suppressed by 40% in this world. Northern Shaolin Dongguo Culinary Arts Training Academy bought me martial arts insurance. When in danger, I can enter the world and run away. You don't have to. How do you care about me? "
Sun Xunqiao pushed away Liang De's right hand on his shoulder, showing no interest in what he was talking about.
Liang De persisted and said:
"Senior brother, I have been a singleton for almost thirty years, and Thunder Bluff has issued me a virginity certificate with a steel stamp. How do I know how to promote love?
Senior brother, you are the Taishan Beidou in the online dating world, please help me. "
"I am from the online dating world... Taishan Beidou?"
"Yes, Brother Gui, Lin Baolong, Shan Futian, and Bai Hekong all said so. They highly respect you, senior brother, in the online dating industry, saying that as long as there is an Internet cable, there is no girl you can't conquer.
Senior brother, just give me a try, do me a favor and teach these two targets how to fall in love. "
Liang De lazily hugged the second senior brother's shoulders again. He used his profound golden snake entanglement skills to prevent him from breaking away even if he transformed into an Optimus Prime heavy-duty truck.
Sun Xunqiao had no intention of breaking away. He looked up at the distant sky and said:
"That's all, I'll help them.
Looking for a bridge without getting out is like falling in love online.
Junior brother, if they (love) are too deep to be separated and it affects your work, don't blame them. "
"No, absolutely not, senior brother, just let it go.
I believe you 100%. "
…
On May 5th (Sunday), it was cloudy. I and my junior brother traveled to an unknown world on this other side.
Junior brother asked me to help two people in the industry fall in love because he wanted to test true love.
His love radar only gives one target, who has a unilateral crush on another person.
Can the person you like one-sidedly... really be true love?
I don’t know.
Whether she had ever liked him or not, he didn't know.
When I find the true flavor of this world, I will tell my junior brother about her and the competition.
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