"Please! What are you doing! You are so annoying!"
Liang De looked at Bai Hekong who came closer with a pained face. Her simple and strong Mandarin outside the Guanwai had been led astray to the Yizhou Strait.
This is the contagious difference in Eastern dialects.
Generally speaking, Lingnan dialect and Lingnan Mandarin have the lowest contagion (sexuality), because it is really difficult to speak, and sometimes imitating it requires a little talent.
However, the plastic Mandarin outside Guanwai and Jingchu are extremely contagious and are a powerful source of infection in local Mandarin. You will fall into their trap without realizing it.
The Baodao accent is the ultimate biased weapon. Once encountered, even outsiders in Panjin may not be able to resist it, especially those from outside the country who have watched many Baodao idol dramas and have a considerable vocabulary. It's very easy to get biased.
"I'm working now. How about you go somewhere else? I've tolerated you for a long time. You really have a lot of money!"
Bai Hekong wore a monocle, squinted his eyes and said:
"Look at that boy, he is obviously very scared, so scared that his knees are shaking, but he still wants to be brave and protect the girl.
The girl was also scared, but she was calm and brave and did not let the boy take risks alone.
Although there are still many shortcomings in their current behavior, it is really rare to meet such a good friend at this age, fried chicken has (loveài). "
"So what? Can you use (love) to move the urinal sludge monster blocking the car door away? Or can you use (love) to generate electricity instantly and use a hundred thousand volts or purple thunder nine strikes or something?"
Liang De stretched out his hand and pointed, only to see a ghost covered in yellow-green sludge behind the yin qi barrier. It blocked the door of the car with its three-meter-high square mouth, and sludge kept dripping. There are dozens of rotten human hands growing in Luo's mouth, swaying in the gloom like chrysanthemums and sea anemones, and the overall shape looks like an overly dirty wall-mounted urinal.
But the boy and girl who were slowly approaching could not see through the (yin) curtain, and moved towards the car door bit by bit.
"What is a urinal?" Bai Hekong asked.
"You are really ignorant, the urinal is..."
etc! It seems like urinals are only available in men's restrooms... What am I talking about to girls!
"Huh? What is it."
"You don't understand even after I tell you. Just relax and watch the show."
While he was talking, Liang De had already shaken off two high-quality points (body shēn) from his body and dug them under the urinal silt monster. His four small hands stretched out a button, and the strong rhythm of the Golden Snake's Hard and Soft Technique was released. It passed through the whole body of the urinal sludge monster like an electric current, and he instantly grasped the top, bottom, inside and outside of this monster.
Bai Hekong saw Liang De's movements and asked curiously: "How do you plan to test them?"
She has a certain understanding of Liang De's work and the deeds of Thunder Evil Sect Tai Fengxian.
After all, the change of ownership of Qinggeng Peak is a major event that has shaken both sides of the air and sea in recent times. It is impossible not to pay attention to it.
After the general election of the Thunder Conference, a series of reports were published on the social page of "Human Lesson" and various gossip weeklies, which more or less mentioned the actions of the four Thunder friends that year, which is reminiscent of Tai Zhudu. The terror of three people.
The Evil Thunder Sect, Tai Fengxian, controls the evil power nicknamed "Cloud Cuckold". Before Pu Xuande overran Thunder Bluff and restrained the three junior brothers, Tai Fengxian frantically spread suspicion and fear to men and women in countless worlds. Significantly reducing the marriage rate, reducing births, accelerating the aging of society, and putting one young civilization after another in trouble.
His fantasy fist of "Cupid with lead arrows" wreaked havoc across the world with the slogan of testing truth (love). It is unknown how many loving couples have been broken up and how many great romances have been severed.
Back then, somewhere in the other side of the world, a plant of Crimson Pearl Immortal Grass fell into the mortal world and was reborn as a woman. She was going to reconnect with the reincarnated waiter of Shenying, but was hindered by a fantasy fist, and an extremely domineering sect was destroyed. The powerful Monkey King Fist was taught to Fairy Jiangzhu, which set her on a path to dominate the world with her fists, and she had nothing to do with the waiter of Shenying who was reincarnated as a wealthy son.
There are also those who transform the divine sculptures that teach martial arts into beautiful beast-mother girls to tempt young knights to change their hearts, and those who expose the identities of talented women disguised as men and expel them from school. The list is too numerous to list.
Therefore, Bai Hekong was very curious as to how Liang De would test the love between the young and girl, and build a high wall between them before the ambiguous window paper was broken.
Liang De's eyes flickered with the flames of jealousy, as if there were countless creatures wailing and turning into ashes in the flames.
"I want to manipulate that ghost to give them two sets of test papers, and scare them that they will eat the person with the lowest score after the test.
These two little guys will work hard to avoid being eaten, turning from collaborators to competitors, and then turning against each other!
This will not only break up the pair of stupid high school students, but also make them realize the importance of learning. After escaping from this hellish place, they can study hard and make progress every day. It really kills two birds with one stone! "
Bai Hekong's head was full of questions: "Classmate Liang De, what hatred do you have for high school students? You should also consider the mental health of minors!
Also, can such a terrible test really be considered good material?
I'm not really in love, so this hazy feeling won't have much power even if it is cut off. "
“Isn’t it natural that as an adult I hate high school students!
When I was in junior high school, I hated elementary school students. When I was in high school, I hated junior high school students. When I was in college, I hated high school students. After graduation, I hated college students... Why have I never had this kind of youth love story? Why can they fall in love regardless of the pressure of study? This is unreasonable. I must do justice for heaven! "
"There are those who can fall in love and learn at the same time!"
"Haha, classmate Bai Hekong, you are too naive.
Being able to have both love and study when you are a student is like having a good career and love after entering the society.
In this era of fierce competition, such a good thing cannot exist.
If a man can maintain good grades or do a good job in his career when he is in love, it means that he does not love you enough!
What would this kind of man do if he doesn't break up with you? "
"What nonsense are you talking about!"
Bai Hekong waved his hand, and hundreds of sea-blue parts formed a Mimic-like war puppet, which swallowed the urinal sludge monster.
“It’s definitely not interesting at all to do what you said.
I have a good idea that will allow you to test more interesting love and emotions and collect better materials. Do you want to give it a try? "
"Huh? Why are you telling me what to do?"
"You've never been in love, have you?"
"You can say that……"
"What do you mean you can say that? You just haven't talked about it."
"In a way."
"Hmph, although I have never been in love, I have always been very popular. Many people come to me to discuss love matters, so I am very interested in love. His understanding is far superior to that of a layman like you!"
Haven't we never talked about it? Why are you, a woman, so arrogant?
"Then what do you want to do?"
"I want to build a circular railway and start a fantasy journey for boys and girls!"
