"Didn't you say before that dramas about fighting and killing people were boring?"
Liang De looked at the criminal investigation drama on TV with a fierce exchange of fire and asked with some confusion.
Li Zhixian straightened the owl above his head and said:
"You don't understand. There are almost no bad guys in many love dramas nowadays. The villains are weak and good-looking characters will definitely be whitewashed in the finale. It's hard to find bad guys who make people hate them from beginning to end. .
Criminal investigation dramas are different. With the development of the mystery genre today, most of the normal gimmicks that can be done have been done by screenwriters. Only by adding some novel and heavy-flavored cases can the audience's critical attention be attracted.
Therefore, there are many pure villains in popular criminal investigation dramas, and they are very abnormal. "
"You are watching the show because of the perverted villain, hiss... you are very sick with your taste."
Li Zhixian looked serious and stared at the TV screen intently.
"I want to find a middle-aged and elderly male villain with a handsome appearance and extraordinary temperament, and let him replace Bi Jian as the most hated opposite sex in my heart!
Damn it, this old professor who serially kills people with a shell gun is a little too handsome. I can't even dislike this kind of handsome man who has gone through many vicissitudes of life! "
"etc!"
Liang De looked at Li Zhixian in disbelief and said:
“Did you sign a striver agreement with the company?
It's the struggler's agreement that if the annual performance appraisal is below B+, you will be punished by being transformed into a god. "
"Yes, how about it? Are you in awe of this striver?"
"You can pull him down. If you are a striver, I will be Saito Asuka's boyfriend."
Liang De pulled out the remote control from the gap in the sofa, quit the criminal investigation drama in which the suspect was so handsome that it might have a negative influence on teenage friends, and switched to the late-night animation that macho men loved to watch.
"Don't be stupid, even though it's divine punishment, can it still turn you into a handsome man?
When performing the transformation, the opposite sex (sexìng) with the lowest appearance (body shēn) and the worst talent is extracted from your memory, and then gives you a Thunder Bluff mid-life crisis family bucket, guaranteeing you to go there every day The men's department lasted all night, it was so sour and refreshing that I didn't want it anymore.
Brother Xian, why bother with a beautiful girl like you? If you meet the requirements of the agreement, you will only get two more months of salary. If you don't meet the requirements, you will have to be a frustrated man for at least a year. The risks and benefits are not proportional. "
"She's an orthodox beautiful girl!
Ah ah ah ah ah! No! Why does life treat me like this, a beautiful girl! What did i do wrong! I don’t want to go to the men’s department! "
Li Zhixian staggered around holding his head, which frightened the pet owl above his head and flew to the floor lamp next to him.
Liang De saw that she was about to become a strange kind among beautiful girls, so he used the necessary skill for straight men: "Actually, I don't care about your experience at all, but out of politeness, I still say a few words of false comfort." ".
"Brother Xian, it's only the end of April, half a year has not passed yet. You have some confidence in us, isn't it B+? Maybe we can do it if we work hard."
"Shit! If you were really confident, wouldn't you sign the Strivers Agreement?
That's two months' salary. If someone like you can't bear to pay for your phone bills, will you take it? "
Brother Xian, you know me quite well... Is this the so-called partner?
"I think about defeat before winning. Besides, for a man like me with a wolfish temperament, struggle is natural. I will go all out whether I sign the agreement or not."
"You went all out, you idiot!
In April, I brought back a roll of one-star toilet paper as part of my regular material collection task, and I took my girlfriend on a trip to Antarctica without doing any free tasks..."
"What kind of girlfriend? Brother Xian, please don't accuse someone of their innocence out of thin air. As a national idol, it's my basic duty to stay single. How can I get a girlfriend?"
"Either your girlfriend or your childhood sweetheart's ex-girlfriend, do you think I can't see the relationship between you and the mysterious man? You think my brother Xian is blind!"
"Wrong! I am the boy who survived the battle with the mysterious man."
"Haha, you will always be single, you will always have an ex who hurt you so much, you will always package yourself as a big boy, a scumbag!"
"What you said is an insult to my 27-year history of being a single mother. I ask you to correct it immediately!"
Li Zhixian suddenly let out a long sigh.
"well!
Lao Liang, there is no point in continuing to argue. If we fish in March and April, how can we expect to harvest in July and August?
That's all, that's all, God is jealous of beauty, this is my fate, please step back. "
Li Zhixian couldn't help but feel sad when he thought of Bi Jian's face and the little scraps of men's medicine he often saw on the street. He no longer had the intention to quarrel with Liang De and climbed onto the sofa like a salted fish with hands and feet_( :з ∠)_ got up.
"Hey, actually it's not completely impossible to get a B+."
Liang De turned off the TV, turned to Li Zhixian and said:
"Do you know I got promoted?"
"It's none of my business. You can buy it for midnight snack tomorrow."
"After I was promoted, I was given a new job by the superiors, allowing me to go to places that other Utopian Fists could not go, to open up a new world on this side of Kukai, and at the same time do some things that Teacher Fengxian liked to see.
Because we are opening up a new world, my work evaluation is higher than others from the beginning. There are still 8 months left in this year. As long as the materials we collect can make Teacher Fengxian like it, we will get evaluations of three stars or above every time... let alone one. B+, it is not impossible to get an A. "
"Mr. Liang, do you really mean what you said?"
"It's absolutely true. If there is even half a lie, just teach me that Liang De bites his tongue every time he eats red soup hot pot!"
"Okay!" Li Zhixian stood up suddenly, and his energy returned to her side.
"Old Liang, let me ask sincerely, what is Teacher Fengxian's favorite thing!"
"Let me ask you a question first."
Liang De also stood up, with flames blazing in his eyes.
"Brother Xian, what do you think of sweet and well-matched lovers?"
"I can't wait to blow their heads off with one punch, pour two barrels of aluminum (thermal) agent on them, burn them into ashes and pour them into the river to feed the fish."
"Okay! Now I feel relieved, we are comrades with the same heart and one mind!
Brother Xian, what Teacher Fengxian likes most is to test true love! "
"more specific."
"He is the sword and shield soldier who blocks the romantic relationship and destroys the love relationship!"
"good, very good!"
Li Zhixian clenched his fists, his eyes burning with the same single-dog fire as Liang De.
"I didn't expect that our work could become so meaningful. Teacher Fengxian is such a righteous and good evil god!"
Li Zhixian lowered his head and covered his face and let out a villainous laugh:
"It's not that easy for me, Li Zhixian, to become Bi〇Jian. After watching so many sadomasochism dramas, it finally comes in handy today...
Lao Liang, just go ahead and do it!
When necessary, I will give you guidance from a female perspective! "
"Okay! I'll get a secondary card for cross-border communication and install it on your mobile phone. Then the phone bill will be reimbursed on my account!"
"Old Liang! I will never be a salty fish again!"
"Brother Xian! I will never fish again!"
Let us work together to burn all the lovers we can in order to go home, for performance, and for bonuses! "
In a slightly messy loft apartment at No. 415 Blue Star on the other side of Kukai, this pair of partners who have met across thousands of worlds but have been constantly at odds clasped their hands with each other, their eyes blazing.
For the sacred goal of revolutionizing the world with fire, they finally put aside all their conflicts and prejudices and united tightly.
The fire in the eyes of the two people lit up the entire night.
