"I mean you don't have to pay it back, just give me the bonus and treat me to a drink."
Li Zhixian was overjoyed when he heard this. He shamelessly hugged Yu Peihuan's arm and shook it violently. He also pinched his throat and made a sweet voice that flattered the villain:
"I knew that our Huanhuan was the best to me. He was not heartless, cruel, or unreasonable!"
"Gungungun, don't move, the earphones are going to fall off.
Tomorrow we will go to the county town and buy a few more packs of Dengying beef (meat). "
"Why, you want to bring a special product to Lao Huang?"
"You secretly ate a few packs of Dengying beef during class."
"Ahem... Teacher Li, in order to replenish energy for teaching and educating people, can you call it stealing!"
"Many children saw and smelled that you were replenishing energy, Mr. Li, and they were very greedy. A few couldn't help but come to me after class and ask me what you had eaten. Buy them something to try before you leave."
"Then I will buy two more packs. Don't tell me, the local ones in western Sichuan are more delicious than those bought in Xiangbei. Ah... It will be difficult to eat such authentic Dengying beef in the future, but Dengying beef (Meat) It’s so expensive. I’ll regret it when the money is spent. I’m so angry!”
…
The meteor crashed to the ground, and the magical girl sent by the Brazilian Bureau to support finally arrived. After a brief communication, the two sides began the aftermath work of sealing off the scene, transferring the injured, and appeasing the people.
In the middle of the aftermath work, Li Zhixian suddenly jumped up and rushed into the scene yelling, and Yu Peihuan couldn't hold him back.
"Sister! That hair is mine, don't put it away yet!
Do you have anyone with long hair here? How much does it cost? I use Kérastase’s silicone-free shampoo to wash my hair every day, and the hair quality is very good! "
…
After the aftermath, the actual recording of this mission came to an end. The following records are all very trivial things (emotions). For example, Li Zhixian and Yu Peihuan said goodbye to the students of Muya Township Central Primary School after giving the last lesson. For example, they left Buchibenma's mailing address and agreed to write letters to each other in the future...
The holographic image in front of Liang De disappeared. He held the snowflake-shaped pink crystal in his hand, a little hesitant.
Should I continue to look at other records? It seems a bit unfair to do so.
Liang De originally had no psychological burden to read Li Zhixian's mission records, because brother Xian was a salty fish, social and unconventional. He had always regarded the wine-soaked salted fish as a buddy. There was no need to be so particular between buddies. many.
But after reading this record of her and Yu Peihuan's mission, Liang De felt... Not to mention how Brother Xian is now, Li Zhixian, who had not yet been deeply socialized seven years ago, was not annoying, and even a little bit ok ( loveài) and a little respect.
Liang De held his head, his four-core spirit played two roles, and a more intense battle between "Liang" and "De" began in his consciousness than the battle between heaven and man.
"Ade! I can't watch any more!
As a straight adult man, how could he do such disrespectful things to girls? "
"Haha, Lao Liang, you are too hypocritical and too narrow-minded!
Are girls the only ones worthy of respect? Uncles, aunts, uncles and aunts, young ladies, muscular guys, two-dimensional tools, greasy men with eel heads, everyone should be respected, but...
Lao Liang, ask yourself, are you really respected by everyone? "
"I..." Lao Liang's expression changed drastically, and he stopped talking.
"No! You didn't! You are just a two-faced person!
Since you are not actually respected by everyone, why must you respect Li Zhixian today!
What kind of adult is this? I, Ade, am just a twenty-seven-year-old ignorant boy, full of strong curiosity about the world!
Lao Liang, a room full of magical girl mission records are in front of you. Are you a real hunk? If you are a macho man, show me quickly! "
"No!"
Deep in his heart, Lao Liang roared:
“I have a bad mouth, double standards, and arrogance, and I get angry more often than I breathe, but I know I’m a good boy!
Ade, there are things macho men do and things they don't do. If you want to see it, you should ask if they are willing to let you do it!
Taking something without asking is a thief. What's the difference between doing what you do and looking at a traitor as a maniac or stealing from a demon?
How could a macho man do such a thing? After she removed Xiao Shaoer from her scarf, I never looked at her scarf, let alone used any small account to peek at her.
This is the real macho man! "
Liang De's tiger body shook violently, driving away Lao Liang and A De from his consciousness, and resolutely walked out of the confidential file storage room of the Xiangbei City Evil Disaster Bureau.
Maybe Li Zhixian is not worthy of respect now, but the nineteen-year-old magical girl who followed love and justice back then was!
Liang De walked out of the Xiangbei City Evil Disaster Bureau. It was already dark, and the traffic flow during the evening rush hour was very noisy. From time to time, drivers would press down their windows to shout at each other and use the most direct swear words to question whether the other party knew how to drive.
The automobile has not been around for more than 200 years, but the phenomenon of cheating on drivers is already more serious than that of scholars. Although the emergence of morning and evening rush hours has caused traffic jams, it has also effectively developed the national curse culture, which is of far-reaching significance.
Mr. Liang was originally a well-mannered and polite adult. Ever since he rode in his colleagues' cars to get off work during the morning and evening rush hours, he had unknowingly learned a lot of vulgar language from all over the world.
This is the hidden special effect of your driver’s license – improving your eloquence!
Liang De never forgot to study. He listened with his left ear to the argument between the two young drivers who had rear-ended each other. At the same time, he took out his mobile phone and called Huang Chuanchao, the director of the Xiangbei Disaster Bureau.
"Lao Liang, you've just finished reading so many mission records? That's amazing.
I have just arrived at the dining place and the food has not been served yet. Do you want to come over and eat together?
I was chatting with Manager Qin Xiao of Yingxuetang Xiangbei branch just now. He said that you guys know each other. Why don’t you come and reminisce about old times? "
Qin Xiao? The scapegoat who beat up penguins in Antarctica?
"No, no, I still have something to do.
Brother Huang, do you know where Yu Peihuan lives? "
…
Liang De waved goodbye to Yu Peihuan, who had returned from poverty alleviation, and walked out of her community holding an unopened express carton in her hand.
The sender column of the express delivery note reads "Buchi Benma", and the sender's address is a public kindergarten in western Sichuan.
When he arrived at the Hongye Building apartment, Liang De stood at the door and opened the carton. After thinking about it, he only took out a bag of Dengying beef. The rest was put into Haina Huanzang's storage space, ready to return it when he had time. Yu Peihuan.
He pushed the door open and entered the house. Li Zhixian was sitting on the floor with his back against the sofa watching a show, with an owl Lili on his head and a bottle of Islay Bunahaben single malt whiskey in his hand. The face is lifeless.
Liang Deyang threw the bag of Dengying beef towards Li Zhixian.
"Teacher Fengxian said that Dengying beef (meat) is too oily and causes hair loss after eating too much, so I'll give it back to you."
Li Zhixian pressed down on the package of Dengying beef with a tiger pounce, opened it and ate it happily, his whole body was like a corpse coming back to life.
Liang De sat on the sofa and glanced at the TV screen.
"Eh? Didn't you basically only watch love dramas? Why are you watching this now?"
