World No. 415 on this shore of Kukai.
Liang De parted ways with the woman carrying the retro suitcase and returned alone to the Hongye Building Apartment on Shanqian Street near University Town in Xiangbei City.
He got out of the black limousine and waved goodbye to his veteran driver Huang Chuanchao.
Huang Chuanchao stuck his head out of the car window, smiled and said hello to the salty girl who was sitting on a beer box drinking in front of Hongye Building, started the car and slipped into the sewer, turning into a ball of soft dark chocolate and disappearing without a trace. Without a trace.
Liang De walked up to Li Zhixian and said:
"Why are you drinking outside when your house is so full of rubbish that you can't even stand? Aren't you a diligent sacrificer?"
Li Zhixian bought a bottle of Burp Beaver's Peanut Butter Cow Stout, burped like the beaver on the label, and said:
"Lao Du is waiting for you in the living room with his bald head. My sofa has been occupied by them."
The bald man traveling with Teacher Du must be Teacher Fengxian. Why did the two of them come to me to share the joy of being on top?
"Wow, Brother Xian, aren't you worried? Do you know that Teacher Du and Teacher Fengxian are the best evil spirits in Kukai Kaihara..."
Li Zhixian said nonchalantly: "Isn't he just the boss? There is nothing to be afraid of. Our family can work for Lao Du for so long, which means he is not bad."
"Your logic seems to be correct."
Li Zhixian took out another bottle from the beer box where he was sitting and said:
"You're the one who keeps blathering all day and is afraid of this and that. Mr. Du has an easy-going personality. I chatted with him for a while before you came. He has a correct outlook on life, understands women's rights, and doesn't pretend. ((forced bī)bī).
Unlike some greasy middle-aged men who only tell dirty jokes in front of girls and drink alcohol without hesitation, he is a good person. "
More than just understanding women's rights...that guy is the virtuous teacher of Kukai who understands things too well.
Liang De thought for a while and said:
"Doesn't he care about you sacrificing all kinds of household garbage every day?"
"No, Lao Du himself threw garbage into the cardboard altar just now. He just gave me a few words, saying that he could get more sacrificial points by sorting it into categories.
He also started to modify the bottle-picking robot you made. Now the robot can sort and sort it, and after picking up the garbage, it will throw it into the altar. I only need to wait for the carton to be full and press my fingerprints to start the sacrifice. "
"Then you ran out to hide here and drink?"
"The bald guy who came with Lao Du was so familiar. He ate my snacks and drank my wine as soon as he came. He opened and closed his mouth like a crusher.
I quickly moved a box of beer out to drink, otherwise he would have wiped out all my inventory. "
Li Zhixian touched the surviving box of beer with lingering fear and blew on one to calm himself down.
"Okay, just keep drinking, and I'll go find out what's wrong with me."
Liang De opened the apartment door and saw Tai Fengxian and Du Gongtai sitting side by side on the sofa in the living room, drinking wine and watching TV. On the screen, two men and women in ancient costumes were hiding under the incense table of a solemn temple and eating chicken drumsticks. They didn't know what they were. drama.
"Ade, are you back?"
Tai Fengxian watched the show with a straight face, a new face appeared on the side of his bald head, and he greeted Liang De.
Du Gongtai also turned his head and smiled at him.
"I'm back, I'm back, what are you two doing today?"
"Ade, you have done such a big thing for Senior Brother Tai and me. He and I have come here today to give you some deserved rewards. Senior Brother Pu is not feeling happy right now, so I won't invite you to Qinggeng Peak to publicly commend you. .”
Tai Fengxian sneered: "Who cares if he is happy or not, there is just no need to do anything false."
Liang De rubbed his hands shyly: "What kind of reward? Can you give me a salary increase? It doesn't need to be too much, just 20,000 to 30,000 more crystal clusters every month."
Du Gongtai shook his finger and said:
“Ade, if a man has money, he becomes bad; if a man has no money, he becomes virtuous.
It's useless to ask for so much money. What you want cannot be bought with money, but I can help you. "
"What I want...Teacher Du, can you send me back to my hometown in Blue Star?"
Liang De's face lit up with joy. The Lord of Qinggeng Peak was the Lord of Qinggeng Peak. He was completely different from some people who had no hair on their heads and couldn't do anything well!
"No, but I can help you find a more efficient way to find your way home."
As he spoke, Du Gongtai stretched out his right hand and took a pair of Armani's gold-rimmed glasses from the bridge of Liang De's nose.
"Someone made this pair of glasses out of a quarter of a thousand bookmarks and put them on your face. They want them to gradually blend into your nature and match the other quarter of your nature. Ten thousand volumes of bookmarks combined into one.
When you have one-half of a thousand bookmarks in your body, the cause and effect between you and the person who has been to World No. 454 on this shore will be deeper, and the possibility of meeting him will be greatly increased.
Mr. Xie from Ying Xuetang has always been willing to help others. As long as you find him, you can return to your hometown... Unfortunately, the person who made these glasses has ingenuity but no skill. The technique is clumsy and unsightly. According to the current fusion The progress may have to wait thousands of years. "
Du Gongtai suddenly fell silent, a strange color of blood appeared on his pale face, and the hand holding the gold-rimmed glasses overflowed with blue and purple light.
"Junior Brother Du's weapon refining skills are second to none in Thunder Bluff, and he has the ability to turn decay into magic. With him helping you refinish these glasses, your success rate in returning home will increase many times."
Tai Feng first poured the last bag of shrimp crackers from Li Zhixian into his mouth and ate them all.
Liang De clasped his palms together, shook his head several times to express his gratitude to Du Gongtai, who was refining the weapon, and then approached Tai Fengxian with a Shiba Inu face.
"Teacher Fengxian, I am your direct subordinate, and Teacher Du is so bold in his actions..."
"Ganggun, how old am I? We writers are always young and always have tears in our eyes.
...Aren’t the Green Tribulation Walkers who are 2 years old similar to ordinary people who are 18 years old? "
"How old do you say you are?"
"Bah, bah, bah, don't ask what you shouldn't ask!"
Tai Feng first reached into the smooth mirror on the back of his head, took out a small notebook with a green cover and threw it to Liang De.
"For you."
Liang De took it and took a look. There were several large gilded characters printed on the green cover:
"Deputy director-level virginity certificate?"
Squirted! Do I still need this kind of thing to prove myself?
And why is there only a deputy director level? How am I worse than a deputy director level virgin!
Wait a minute, that's not the point. Let's take a look at what's inside.
Liang De opened the virginity certificate. On the front was his photo and personal information. On the second page, he wrote "The person holding this certificate is a virgin." At the bottom were four signatures in different styles and the ink of Thunder Cliff Qinggeng Peak. Green square print.
... Thunder Zhenzong Pu Xuande actually signed a signature for me, the happy hour projectionist. Is this really a reward?
Liang De closed the virginity certificate and turned it over. On the back cover was a line of cursive written by Pu Xuande himself:
"A man who can't protect his virginity can't protect anything!"
What qualifications do you, the former Qing Emperor of the former world and the original "Qing" emperor of the present world, have to write an inscription on the virginity certificate!
The credibility of this certificate will disappear immediately, okay?
Is it true that as long as there is a certificate, it is considered a virgin, and there is no need for any factual basis!
Then what is the value of a genuine virgin like me?
Liang De held his deputy director-level virginity certificate, the expression on his face gradually lost control.
"Ade, after receiving this virginity certificate, you will become a member of the Thunder Bluff Poor Brotherhood from now on. Your position will be upgraded to three levels in a row, and you will be assigned an outside assistant to help you."
oh? This is not bad, the deputy director level should be the deputy director level. After all, I am not a pure and innocent man without passion or desire.
"Junior Brother Du and I will have great ambitions from now on. Although the great ambitions we have to develop have nothing to do with you, if you seize the opportunity and participate well, it will also be of great help to you in achieving your goal of returning to your hometown. At least it will be much better than you are now. "
Tai Fengxian smiled and said:
"You actually chose the Essence Dream for your first fixed mission. I think you haven't figured out the direction of exploring your way home yet."
"Teacher Fengxian, how do you say this?"
Liang De quickly handed Li Zhixian's last bag of Dengying beef to Tai Fengxian, pretending to be listening attentively.
