Liang De looked at the proofreading editor of Yingxuetang who was sitting on the floor playing Lianliankan. He recalled the fishing years at work in his previous life, and a smile appeared at the corner of his mouth unconsciously.
As long as I touch enough, the capitalists will not be able to extract all of my surplus value.
As long as you touch it quickly enough, you won't waste any fragmented time.
It was Moyu who allowed him to maintain the last trace of his free nature in the day-to-day life of a social animal. It was Moyu who kept him from becoming a complete zombie. Fish is the light of hope in his ordinary life.
I (love) fishing, long live fishing!
Shen Shiyu, who was at the center of the war base, took out his special mobile phone and started calling the complaint number of Yingxuetang Bookstore.
"Hello dear customer, this is the external complaint hotline of Yingxuetang Bookstore..."
When Liang De heard the voice coming from Shen Shiyu's cell phone, he suddenly woke up from the wonderful memories of fishing in the past.
He transferred the martial arts soul into the one-time body next to Shen Shiyu (body shēn), and looked at her in surprise:
"What are you doing?"
"I want to report his inactivity and sabotage to Ying Xuetang Bookstore and urge him to speed up his work progress."
"You are also an office worker, and you actually want to betray Brother Moyu?"
Liang De took away Shen Shiyu's cell phone and hung up, looking at Shen Shiyu with small eyes:
"We are all members of the same family. Old girl, do you still have someone? You are going to be a scab."
During the interrogation, he ignored him and used Huanhai Xuanqi to make a new mobile phone and continued to call the complaint number of Yingxuetang Bookstore.
"Wait a minute, don't fight yet, I'll have a chat with him.
I'll talk to him first. If that doesn't work, why don't you call him again?
It is a normal life to fish and work at the same time. People will not keep fishing, so why are you anxious? "
Shen Shiyu put down his cell phone and said, "How do you talk? Come out of the ground and talk to him openly?"
Hmm...it seems a bit suspicious to do this.
Liang De rolled his eyes, and the demonized eagle eyes that spilled out also followed suit.
He switched to the perspective of Demonized Eagle Eye and saw that Qin Xiao was no longer playing and watching, but was holding a bookmark-shaped cross-border communicator and shaking it up and down.
Liang De zoomed in on the screen and discovered that this fishing brother was playing with the shake function of the Tongxu app, that is, matching people who shook their phones at the same time.
He immediately registered a small account on Tongxu, nicknamed "Bing Feng Xin Shi", (sexual xìng) girl, age 19, and then chose a slightly sad selfie of Bai Hekong as the avatar, and made friends on Tongxu I posted a dozen selfies of Bai Hekong in circles and set the 10 photos to be accessible to non-friends.
Everything was ready, Liang De stared at Qin Xiao's right hand, and used millisecond sense to shake it in sync with him.
Demonizing the eagle's vision, Qin Xiao stopped shaking the communicator, clicked on the light screen and opened the "Frozen Mind" photo album and started to look through it.
A few seconds later, Liang De's trumpet "Frozen Mind" received a message.
"Xiaoyunwai: Hi, are you also on the Blue Star of World No. 415 on this side of Kukai~"
Damn it, shaking Tongxu will show the approximate location, I actually forgot about this.
But it doesn't matter. Behind the world of No. 415 on this shore is Thunder Bluff, and it is normal for bounded original travelers.
"Xiaoyunwai: I am the official editor of the proofreading department of Yingxuetang Bookstore. I happen to be here on a business trip today. The scenery in Antarctica is so beautiful. Do you like traveling?"
He sent two photos of the scenery of the Ross Sea area. The quiet ice sea looked very small and fresh, and the handsome figure of a man with short hair was vaguely reflected on the blue sea.
Liang De saw Qin Xiao's rapid retouching movements clearly with his demonized eagle eye.
Despicable tricks to flirt with girls, this is not what a gentleman would do!
Mr. Liang's impression of this fishing brother suddenly changed a lot.
"Frozen thoughts: I also want to come to Antarctica, but I hate Adélie penguins. It would be nice if there were no such penguins."
The tone was plain, without adding any superfluous modal particles.
Many friends who dress up as women on social networks have some misunderstandings. In order to make their cute girl persona more credible, these people often add some "oh la oh la" macho cuteness at the end of their speeches.
For example, "Good night", "No", "Yes", "I hate it".
In Liang De's view, this is simply pretentious and extremely ridiculous.
These people seriously underestimated the ability of straight men to make up their minds and made very redundant actions.
You know, straight men are the most imaginative animals in the world. They will automatically add and complete the cute details (sexuality), so there is no need to deliberately act cute.
When you wear the avatar of a beautiful girl and set your gender to female, all you need to do is speak normally, and there will always be straight men who will think you are cute!
Liang De felt that this operation was flawless, but he saw Qin Xiao's hands holding the communication device trembling on the ice peak.
"Xiaoyunwai: Fuck! You are the minister, you must be the minister! It's so despicable, you actually used this method to me! Ugh, vomit, vomit!"
What, I wasn’t deceived!
Bai Hekong, you are so useless!
"Broken thoughts: Xiao Qin, since you have seen through it, I don't have to pretend to be a cute girl to encourage you anymore.
I have long sent people to World Blue Star No. 415 to monitor your every move. I can see clearly what you did just now.
If you don’t get up and work, don’t even think about becoming a regular employee:}”
"Xiao Yun Wai: You are poisonous! There are many people in Blue Star to let him come out and help me proofread together! I will count one, two, three, and if he doesn't come out, I will leave. Whoever loves this mess will take over."
Qin Xiao stood up, set up a boundary gate behind his back that could be left at any time, and counted loudly on the top of the ice peak.
"one!"
"two!"
"three!"
Just as he was about to enter the boundary gate, he saw a cloud of snow mist bursting from the ground, and a man in black clothes and black trousers burst out of the ground.
"Brother, wait a minute!"
Liang De opened his mechanical bat wings and quickly flew to the top of the ice peak, grabbing Qin Xiao who had half-stepped into the boundary gate.
"Are you willing to give it up?" Qin Xiao closed the boundary door and put his arms on his hips, "Which department are you in? Why have I never seen you before? Where is your work badge?"
"Misunderstanding, it's all misunderstanding. Brother Qin, I am Liang De, the Utopian Fist of Thunder Evil Sect. I am here today to collect information."
Liang De took out Thunder Bluff's work permit and asked Qin Xiao to check it.
The work permit has Teacher Tai Fengxian’s signature and seal, as well as Liang De’s position information.
Tai Fengxian is a well-known evil god on both sides of the sea and sky. He has published several masterpieces in Yingxuetang Bookstore. Qin Xiao has also seen his posters and signatures at Yingxuetang headquarters.
He confirmed the unique Qingjie aura on the work permit, threw it back to Liang De, and said:
"It's such a big universe, such a big blue star, and you're not going anywhere, but it happens to be near me. Is it such a coincidence?"
"Who says it's not the case? No wonder some people say that Jieyuan practitioners are attracted to each other. There is some truth to this." Liang De smiled like a big bun with 18 pleats and thin skin.
Qin Xiao was on full alert, with an extraordinary force like an arrow on the string, but it was drawn but not fired, saying:
"Then what do you mean by hiding secretly underground and pretending to be a minister to chat with me?"
