Liang De dug an irregular space thirty meters deep in the ground where he could lie down. After self-decompression and recovery, he began to play with the special mobile phone issued by Sheng Wuxu Private High School.
Playing with his mobile phone was his main activity to pass the time before traveling through time. When taking a walk after a meal, waiting in line, or fishing at work, he would take it out of his trouser pocket and play with it. He was very happy.
What can we do if we don't play with our mobile phones in these fragmentary time? Do we need to think about the meaning of life? Such a small amount of time is not enough to think clearly.
Just as people who don't smoke often fail to save enough money to buy a BMW, few people who don't fish in their spare time achieve great things. Is it possible to pass the postgraduate entrance examination by memorizing the entire vocabulary? Will you definitely get a promotion and a salary increase if you work hard? Will you be popular if you lose weight? Will being meticulous mean you won’t be dumped?
All in all, Liang De chose to play with his mobile phone while he was being hunted.
This special mobile phone issued by Sheng Wuxu Private High School has unique security features. No one in the school can lock the location of the students through the mobile phone, and no one has ever successfully hacked into other people's mobile phones. You can send emails and have a chat app installed, but you generally cannot make or receive phone calls.
Soul binding, unlocked with unique and exclusive extraordinary power, you don’t have to worry about someone digging into your chat history and important study files.
It comes with a built-in energy converter that supports charging with a variety of extraordinary powers. It can be fully charged in three minutes and lasts for a week. If someone in Liang De’s hometown develops a battery with such a long endurance, it must have swept the monopoly market of other companies. , unfortunately not yet.
Liang De opened the group communication app of the Lu Academy and found that many people had sent him messages.
The first-year Lu Academy group chat didn't kick him, but there were only a few people who spoke. The few words they spoke were either calling for someone to behead someone or begging for help after someone was beheaded, which was meaningless.
"Zheng Haonan: Form a team to kill people. The leader is as strong as steel and has six levels of iron. He majors in Prajna Palm, has practiced self-slaughter in front of the Buddha, and has all five internal organs. Group three of three as if they are as steel and has four levels or more (will cut off the flow of karate or The deadly scissor kick is given priority), two innate Gang Qi (Gang Qi rains for more than 10 seconds), and one innate divine power (it will cure overdraft, it doesn’t matter how many organs are grown after the treatment).”
"Shan Futian: With six levels of steel and iron, can you be the captain? The team leader of the Wuya Forest dungeon, Lin Tou'er, leads the team, and the main T me. With seven levels of steel and iron, the first grade of Sheji Prajna Palm is the strongest, the team Three are as strong as steel and above five levels, three are innate Qi (majoring in body-shattering snow style), and one is innately powerful (majoring in overdraft healing)."
"Zheng Haonan: SB get lost."
"Shan Futian: The dog barks again."
"Zheng Haonan: SB get lost."
"Shan Futian: The dog barks again."
"Zheng Haonan: SB get lost."
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Shan Futian and Zheng Haonan quarreled for dozens of pages, hehe, stupid men.
Liang De blocked Shan Futian and Zheng Haonan, and after flipping through a few pages with ulterior motives, he discovered that Thrip had never spoken in the group.
Thi Ma, the first-year physical education committee member of the Lu Academy, the beautiful, sassy, aloof woman sitting in the back seat of Liang De, who is so beautiful that she is right in the strike zone of straight men. Of course, the strike zone for straight men is infinitely vast, including women, men, and... There is no need to go into details about what else is undesirable. What we are talking about here is the strike zone in a general sense.
The strike zone for ordinary straight men, the lower limit is 20% tall and round appearance, nude makeup that straight men can’t see, and wedding-style clothing. This is in the upper-middle range, which is equivalent to makeup in a university liberal arts department. An ordinary class beauty candidate who doesn't talk too much and can't be chased.
Generally speaking, Liang De doesn't like girls appearing in chat groups dominated by men. It's not that he hates girls, he just hates the fawning and ugly behavior shown by the dog friends after the girls appear.
When there are no girls in a group, the dog group friends are all fierce men, who speak politely to women, criticize shameless dog licking and pastoral feminism every day, point out the country, and inspire words. They can be said to be outstanding figures in the world, majestic and heroic.
Once a girl appears in the group, these hard-core men will switch sides one after another and pretend to be cool. Some pretend to be warm men, some pretend to be cold and ugly, in an attempt to attract the attention of girls. The lower limit makes Liang De Any sense of pride as a man was gone.
I, a good man like Liang De, am actually in the same category as you guys, what a shame!
Fortunately, what the dog friends do is usually counterproductive. The girl will be scared away soon, and the old harmony will be restored in the group.
Dog friends don’t know that a truly attractive man knows what he does but doesn’t do it, and what he does doesn’t rely on it.
That is to say, you know you are attractive but do not release it deliberately. Occasionally, you will release it naturally without forcing it. If a man knows he is handsome or knowledgeable and tries to show off, he will only get a lower rating.
Liang De knew the importance of this, but he was neither handsome nor knowledgeable, so knowing it would be of no use.
He even flipped through dozens of pages of group chat records, but couldn't find Thrip's statement, and was very disappointed.
Mr. Liang likes to pay attention to beautiful girls, a little more than ordinary people, but not to an excessive degree.
As we all know, regardless of whether they are men or women, everyone likes beautiful girls, and beautiful girls also like beautiful girls. This is a very common healthy hobby.
As long as you abide by the law, don't do things that bother others, and know that not only pretty girls are beautiful.
There is only one girl, Ji Shi, in the first grade of the Lu Academy, and she is a beautiful girl. Although she looks about twenty-three or four years old, she is a beautiful girl.
It must be seriously pointed out here that beautiful girls are a feeling that has nothing to do with absolute age or gender... let’s talk about it.
To sum up, Liang De, as an adult straight man, wanted to pay attention to only Thrips in his first year at the Lu Academy. If she didn't speak, the group would be meaningless.
If there might not be new group files in the future, I would really like to leave the group.
Liang De closed the group with a look of regret and began to deal with the unread private messages.
Lin Baolong, 1 unread message.
The content was probably that the first year students from the Lu Academy decided to use him as bait to kill a few more people in the dungeon to increase their credits, and asked him to try his best to stay alive as long as possible.
Liang De smiled back.JPG and deleted Lin Baolong's message without hesitation.
Bai Hekong, 1 unread message.
"Are you there"
Liang De was furious, and the hand holding the phone began to tremble.
The word "Are you there?" can be said to be his reverse scale. What's more, Bai Hekong didn't add a question mark, which almost made him, a patient with mild obsessive-compulsive disorder, suffocate.
You don't care if I'm here or not, just say no to the matter.
Using "Are you there" to lure people out and then tell some nonsense that is difficult to answer is the most common trap that modern people encounter in the urban forest.
Because I replied "Are you", it's not easy to pretend to be dead next. Rejecting outright is a rare skill. Not every Earth Online player knows it, so every "Are you here" is bait for a trap. Anyone who says "Are you here" "Anyone who doesn't say anything later is heinous and unforgivable.
Liang De clicked on Bai Hekong's profile picture, changed the unread message status to "read", and then deleted Bai Hekong's message.
Haha, are you weird? You can't read back after taking advantage of my move!
After that……
Thrips, 1 unread message.
Oh oh oh oh oh!
