"Princess Christina, please allow me to sincerely invite you to the city hall as a guest. Our diplomats will come to see you later!" Mr. Mayor said.
Hearing this, Christina looked at the round-egg devil, as if she wanted to read the devil's inner thoughts from that little face.
Feeling the other person's gaze, the little guy smiled cutely and said: "Yuyu..."
"My name is not Yuyu, my name is Christina!" Christina shouted.
Yuandan nodded: "Yes, Yuyu!"
"I'm not called Yuyu!"
"It's just Yuyu! Yuyu, get back into the water quickly, or I'll beat you!" Yuandan waved his little fist and threatened.
Christina almost died of anger.
But after hearing a cold snort, the mermaid princess walked on the waves and returned to the West Lake, then turned into a colorful fish and swam away...
Seeing this scene, the mayor was angry and helpless.
The only opportunity for peace was rejected by Yuandan.
This is forcing our Earth to go to war with the Galactic Federation!
Damn it, how can we fight?
Mr. Mayor ran over in a panic and complained: "Master Dandan, what you are doing is wrong!"
The little guy rolled his eyes and said nothing.
"Master Dandan, can you let that princess come out again? We want to negotiate with her!"
"not good!"
The childish voice sounded in Mr. Mayor's ears and almost choked him to death.
"Then how can you get her to come out? Otherwise, how about I give you money? A lot of money!" The mayor said as he took out a few banknotes from his pocket.
All the banknotes are: 10 yuan each.
Seeing the money, Yuandan immediately became furious: "My baby has grown up and won't be cheated by you! You cheat me with 10 yuan every time. Do you think I'm a fool? Sister, let's go! Humph!" "
After saying that, there were two clicks, and the bodies of Yuandan and Han Meiyue both shattered and turned into endless particles and disappeared.
The mayor looked at the place where the two disappeared, and then at the banknotes in his hand, with a confused look on his face.
Why doesn't this trick work?
…
3pm.
Several passenger planes arrived in Suzhou and Hangzhou.
The foreign ministers of the five major regions got off the plane and then drove to Sunshine Community.
Half an hour later, the five people saw Yuandan in the living room.
"Dandan, what exactly do you want to do? Can you tell us? As long as the earth can do it, we will definitely stand by your side and help you!" the North American Foreign Minister solemnly promised.
There is no way, the fate of the earth has been tied to the round egg.
When a round egg is born, the earth is born.
If the round egg dies, the earth will also die.
Without the round egg, civilization on earth is nothing.
"real?"
The five major foreign ministers nodded collectively.
The little guy smiled cutely: "Okay, let me tell you the baby's plan! Skynet soldiers, come out!"
The sound fell and the light in the living room dimmed instantly.
Endless fluorescence magically appears and interweaves into a network.
"Long live Mr. Eggy!"
"Skynet soldiers, tell them!"
"Yes, Lord Dandan!"
Under the solemn gazes of the five foreign ministers, Skynet said: "Indigenous people on earth, your technological level is too poor and your development is too slow! In order to solve this dilemma, Lord Dandan showed mercy and thought of a great plan: That is to use the mermaid princess as bait to attract reinforcements to rescue them. When their reinforcements arrive, we will catch them, steal all their equipment, and then drive them back."
"Wait until they come over with new equipment, then snatch all their equipment, and then drive them back... After doing this several times, the earth will develop!"
"How's it going? Isn't this plan awesome? Isn't it powerful?"
"Stupid Earthlings, why don't you quickly thank the great Lord Dandan for helping you come up with such a powerful plan?"
At this moment, the five foreign ministers were collectively stunned and their eyes were as wide as light bulbs.
This this……
Is this also called a great plan? Are you sure this plan wasn't thought up by a pig?
"What are you doing standing still? Why don't you thank Mr. Eggy quickly?" Tianwang shouted angrily.
The five foreign ministers were speechless.
At this time, the little guy waved his little hand and said: "Forget it, forget it! People on earth are idiots. They don't understand the baby's plan, so don't blame them. But when they get the equipment in the future, they have to pay for it." OK!"
"Baby, don't do loss-making business!"
As soon as these words came out, the Chinese Foreign Minister quickly asked: "Dandan, how much does it cost? Don't make it too expensive, we can't afford it. You know, the earth is really poor!"
Hearing the question, the little guy tilted his head, thought for a while, and said: "It's more than 10 yuan. Don't try to cheat me with another 10 yuan! Well, give me 20 yuan! I know you have 20 yuan." The price of 1 yuan is more than 10 yuan!"
Plop! Plop! Plop!
The five foreign ministers collectively fell to the ground, vomited blood and died.
Su Qin, Han Meiyue and others covered their faces with their hands.
It's so embarrassing, they feel like they really have no face to see anyone!
This is a naughty kid with funny attributes!
…
One week later, the border of the solar system.
Space fluctuations appear in the starry sky, and the fluctuations quickly pass by the seven planets in the solar system, and then reach the back of the moon.
"boom----"
The space vibrates, creating ripples.
Twenty huge metal robots broke away from the subspace state and landed on the moon.
"Optimus Prime, are we there yet?"
"We're here!" Optimus Prime stretched out his metal arm and pointed in the direction of the earth, "The blue living planet in the distance is our destination! According to the coordinates in the radio wave, the Princess of the Sea Clan is there!"
Hearing this, the robots were extremely excited.
"Optimus Prime, let my people go find out the news first!" Megatron, the leader of the Decepticon Legion, said.
Hearing this, Optimus Prime shook his head and said: "No, my people should go first. My subordinates can transform into cars on their planet, making it easier to hide."
"okay!"
Optimus Prime: "Bumblebee, Ironhide, you two go first. If you encounter any situation, contact me immediately via quantum communication!"
Bumblebee and Ironhide nodded.
"Autobot Transformation!"
A huge sound sounded, and the two robots instantly changed their shapes and turned into aircraft, flying towards the earth 350,000 kilometers away.
at this time. Chinese Ministry of National Defense.
Colonel Cui Yan and the Chinese female officers were in the hall, playing with the little ones.
Sudden!
The lights in the military hall dimmed instantly, and inexplicable fluorescence magically appeared, intertwining into a network.
"Report to Lord Dandan: An abnormal flying object has been detected and is flying to the earth; expected landing point: Beijing City, China, New York City, North America!"
As soon as these words came out, the Chinese military officers all turned pale in horror.
Here we come, the army of advanced civilization is really here!
what to do? What should we do now?
Everyone looked at the little guy, hoping to see confidence on his little face.
Under the attention of the whole audience, the little guy was extremely happy: "Wow, we have equipment! Let's go, take the terminators with you, let's go grab them!"
"Yes, Lord Dandan!"
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