North America. Colorado.
After eating in the morning, the little guy took Sister Han out to go shopping.
Why go shopping?
Of course it’s shopping!
In the commercial street next door, the Wal-Mart franchised supermarket welcomed its most important guests.
It is none other than the world-shaking Lord Dandan.
When the little guy pulled his sister and walked into the supermarket, the cashier girls were shocked;
Supermarket security guards were stunned;
Customers who were shopping were also shocked!
When the world was paying attention to the second alien world, the great Mr. Dandan actually ran out to visit the supermarket.
Oh my god, this has never happened before!
The beautiful shopping guide was the first to run up and said excitedly: "Master Dandan, welcome to our supermarket for shopping!"
"Hehe, thank you pretty sister!"
When Yuandan praised her beauty, the shopping guide almost fainted with excitement.
At this time, many people also gathered around.
"Master Dandan, what do you want to buy? Let us help you choose!"
"Master Dandan, no matter what you want to buy today, the cost will be mine!"
"Master Dandan, I am your fan, our whole family is. Can I take a few photos with you? Please, please!"
The little guy was very happy to see so many natives.
Take a picture with this little sister, and then take a picture with that big sister...
Han Meiyue was pushed to the outside and looked at this scene helplessly.
The Chinese agents and the North American FBI also looked helpless. They too were pushed aside by the frenzied crowd.
"Captain, what should I do?"
Hearing this, the captain said angrily: "What else can we do? Just wait! Anyway, the round egg doesn't need our protection!"
As soon as these words came out, the agents all laughed.
After working as a bodyguard for dignitaries for so many years, this mission couldn't be easier.
because:
Lord Dandan is invincible, no one can bully him as long as he bullies others!
Amidst the chuckles, the captain suddenly turned his head and warned Han Meiyue next to him: "By the way, Miss Han, you are not invincible. In public, you must never leave our protection range, remember!"
Han Meiyue nodded.
At this time, the huge crowd began to move towards the inside of the supermarket.
The shopping guides in the supermarket held loudspeakers and kept shouting:
"Attention everyone, attention everyone: Mr. Eggy is going to the snack area!"
"The people in front give way, give way!"
“Customers in the snack area, please stay out of the way!”
Along with the sound of these shopping guides' horns, many strong men rushed out from the onlookers and volunteered to help Mr. Eggy clear the way.
"That man in front, don't block the road. What are you looking at? What about you, the man with glasses! Don't you know that Master Dandan is coming? Are you still blocking the road, do you want to be beaten?"
The man with glasses smiled all over his face and shouted loudly: "Brother, I'm not in the way. I bought a lot of instant noodles for Mr. Eggy, specially for Mr. Eggy!"
As soon as these words came out, the crowd burst into laughter.
Can Mr. Eggman eat instant noodles? What a joke.
Is this man stupid because of reading? !
"Get out! Mr. Dandan doesn't want instant noodles!"
"If you don't get out of the way, we'll beat you up!"
Under the threat of the road-opening team, the man with glasses got out of the way in dejection.
Supermarket snack section.
A large group of people rushed to help Yuandan pick snacks.
"Master Dandan, this is Dove chocolate, it's so sweet! It's very delicious!"
"Really?"
"Really! If you don't believe me, try it!"
The shopping guide girl grabbed a bag of chocolates, tore open the package, took out the chocolates inside, and stuffed them into the little guy's mouth.
"Yeah! So sweet and delicious!"
The little guy was so happy that he shouted while eating: "Beautiful sister, I want this chocolate, lots and lots of it!"
Hearing this, everyone was extremely excited.
"Quickly, pack the chocolate for Mr. Eggman!"
"Where's the shopping cart? Why hasn't the shopping cart been pushed over yet?"
"Here it comes, here it comes! The shopping cart is here!" Enthusiastic customers ran over pushing three shopping carts.
Seeing the shopping cart coming, everyone rushed forward to help the little guy load the chocolates...
rear.
Han Meiyue and the agents watched this scene speechlessly.
Damn it, everyone in the audience was laughing and helping a child buy snacks.
I have lived for decades, when have I ever seen such a shopping scene?
This is what we call the customer as God, right?
Oh, yes, and...
It seems that the rules of the supermarket prohibit you from trying chocolates, but the blond shopping guide just now "violated the law even though he knew it"!
Under the confused gaze of the agents, in less than half a minute, the Dove chocolate piled on the container was cleared away.
"Master Dandan, what else do you want? We will take you there!"
"I want to buy watermelon!"
Hearing this, the crowd began to move towards the fruit area again.
"Attention people in front, Mr. Dandan is going to the fruit section, please don't block the way!"
"Yes, you can't block the road!"
"Whoever blocks the road, we will beat him into a pig's head, haha! It's so fun today..."
Amid the sound of hip-hop, Chinese and American agents slowly moved forward with the large army.
I don’t know how long it took, but suddenly!
A CIA agent frowned, as if he had thought of something.
"Wait! Everyone, wait!"
Hearing this, the Chinese and American agents turned around and looked at the man.
"What's up?"
"Everyone, I have a question: Why did Yuandan go to the supermarket to buy something today?"
As soon as these words came out, everyone was stunned.
Yes, why did the little guy suddenly go to the supermarket to buy watermelon and snacks today?
What does it want to do? !
"Tom, squeeze in. See what Yuandan bought and how much of each item he bought?"
"Yes, boss!"
Tom agreed, then left the team and pushed towards the huge crowd in front.
About 20 minutes later, Tom ran back sweating profusely.
"Boss, Yuandan bought a lot of things: chocolates, biscuits, watermelons, candies... The shopping carts are already full, and they are still being filled!"
What? !
The agents were horrified.
What does it buy so many things for? What does it want to do?
At this moment, no one knows the purpose of the round egg.
However, as elites in the spy industry, they are not vegetarians.
"Everyone, listen up! No matter what Yuandan wants to do with these things, we will need our help to transport them later. So, after checking out later, we will swap the bags he bought and exchange them all for watermelons!" Zhao Yun of China! Fai said sinisterly.
The agents laughed at the suggestion.
"OK, let's do it!"
…
Two hours later.
Enthusiastic people pushed more than 10 shopping carts and followed the little guy to the checkout counter.
The cashier girl was smiling, and a middle-aged white man was standing next to her.
I saw the world-shaking round egg coming over.
The white man immediately said with a smile on his face:
"Hello Mr. Dandan, I am the major shareholder of this supermarket. I am honored that you can come to my supermarket to shop! All the products you purchased today are free of charge!"
As soon as these words came out, the whole audience was shocked.
Even the agents who were about to come forward to help the little guy pay were stunned.
Damn it, more than ten cars worth of stuff are all free? When did capitalists become so generous?
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