Sunshine community. Room 512.
A large group of people surrounded the little guy again.
"Dandan, please open the door for sister, and she will take you out to play, okay?" Cui Yan coaxed.
"Dandan, be good! Open the door, and my sister will squeeze a large glass of watermelon juice for you!" Han Meiyue coaxed.
"Dandan, you open the door for uncle, and he will go catch the bad guys who lied to you!" the agents coaxed.
Everyone is thinking of ways to let the little guy open the door to the alien planet.
pity……
"Don't open it, don't open it, baby can't open it!"
The little guy just didn't agree.
Everyone was collectively speechless.
what to do? What should I do now?
The person in charge of Dragon Nest reported this situation to the Chinese ruling government.
After receiving the report, the Chinese ruling government immediately sent the current predicament to the headquarters of the Earth Federation Government.
Subsequently, Suzhou-Hangzhou Airport welcomed countless guests.
As many as 224 teams of children's experts came from all over the world.
In other words, all 224 ruling governments around the world, big or small, have sent their elites.
People on earth have gone crazy!
Countless capital consortiums are hiring child experts and psychological experts; major media and TV stations around the world have collectively published high-dollar reward advertisements to solicit solutions.
It can be said that today, all the forces in the world are united.
From top to bottom, from the political world to the business world, to the working class, and even ordinary farmers, all people on earth are working hard for the same goal.
That is:
Find ways to induce the little guy to open the door to the alien planet.
For this purpose, people on earth are willing to sacrifice everything!
To put it darkly, if it were a different target, the Earth Federal Government would have used force to threaten it.
Unfortunately, force is useless against Yuandan.
The round egg is too powerful: it cannot be killed by electricity, drowning, burning, explosion, or nuclear explosion...
So there is no other way. People on earth can only rely on "cheating" and "coaxing"!
first day.
The Chinese expert team came on stage and failed.
the next day.
The European and American expert team came on stage and failed.
The third day.
The Russian expert team came on stage and failed.
The fourth day.
Sunshine Community was demolished and converted into a large amusement park. Then a Japanese expert team came on stage, but the result was also a failure.
No matter how the experts coaxed him, the little guy just wouldn't open the door.
No matter how Su Qin, Cui Yan, Han Meiyue and others played with the little guy, it still wouldn't open the door.
Even at the end, even gourmets, musicians, and animation masters came on stage, but it still didn't help.
It doesn't like to listen to music; it doesn't like to watch animation; it doesn't like to eat food, so it only knows how to eat watermelon and drink watermelon juice.
Spicy chicken!
The natives of the earth were really troubled when they encountered this naughty kid who couldn't be beaten, scolded, or threatened.
Ms. Su Qin was angry, found the little guy, and asked directly with a straight face:
"Dandan, what do you want?"
As soon as he said this, the little guy pouted and replied weakly: "Mom, I want money! Money can buy a lot of watermelons!"
puff! puff! puff!
Su Qin vomited blood and fell to the ground; the agents vomited blood and fell to the ground; the experts vomited blood and fell to the ground.
Oh my god, the world of children is so simple. It turns out that we ourselves have made it complicated!
"Where's the money? Whoever has money in his pocket, get it quickly!" Cui Yan shouted.
"I have!"
"I have it too!"
"I have thousands here!"
Many people took out their wallets and rushed to Cui Yan.
In an instant, countless coins were filled into Cui Yan's arms.
Seeing this scene, the little guy was very happy and ran over in a hurry.
"Wow, that's a lot of money!"
The little guy's eyes even opened with laughter.
"The money, a lot of money, is all mine! From now on, the baby will no longer have to help the old lady make money!"
As soon as these words came out, the natives of the earth were all speechless.
Oh my god, it’s been so many days, why is it still trying to help the old lady make money?
I’m convinced, I’m really convinced!
I have never obeyed anyone in my life, only round eggs!
This situation was reported to the Earth Federal Government through Dragon Nest.
After receiving the report, all the politicians fainted collectively;
Then the media reported the incident, and the capitalists, workers, people...all the natives of the earth fainted.
"Nima, you bought the round egg for more than 7,000 yuan?"
"It turns out that this is how Yuandan thinks! Why can't we humans understand it? That's the way God thinks!"
"Awesome, Master Dandan, you are the most awesome! We are convinced, we are truly convinced!"
“Mom asked me why I was kneeling on the chair watching the news!”
…
Sunshine community.
The little guy kept stuffing money into his little pocket, and he kept stuffing it when it was full.
Seeing this scene, everyone was dumbfounded.
At this time, Cui Yan stepped forward with a small bag.
Under the little guy's watchful eyes, Cui Yan helped him put the money in the bag quickly, and then handed the bag to the little guy.
"Here, Dandan, your money! Lots and lots of money!"
The little guy happily took the bag and hugged it tightly: "Thank you, sister!"
"You're welcome! Dandan, look at my sister giving you so much money, shouldn't you open the door for her?"
As soon as these words came out, the scene fell silent for a moment.
Everyone held their breath and looked at the little guy, their eyes full of expectation, as if the flames were burning.
That is the innate fire of human desire!
Under the expectant eyes of the audience, the little guy nodded his head cutely.
"Okay, sister!"
The child's voice is immature and ignorant, but it seems to be better than the music of nature.
As the child's voice fell, thunderous applause erupted instantly.
Countless people are cheering, and countless people are jumping for joy.
An instant later, the news spread to the outside world.
There was a sensation in Suzhou and Hangzhou; a sensation in China; and a sensation all over the world!
"Long live Lord Eggman! Long live the earth!"
"The human race will surely rise!"
"The stars are ours, and the universe is ours too! Long live, long live!"
boom! boom! boom!
Colorful fireworks were set off in cities one after another, and 7.5 billion people on earth sang and danced, venting their inner joy.
Today is the most exciting day for mankind.
Today is the greatest day on earth.
It will surely be engraved in history!
In the vast starry sky, we earthlings are coming!
Wow haha!
…
World Network.
The governors of the 224 major regions collectively logged into the Internet and started a video conference.
As soon as the meeting started, there was a lot of noise.
Because the topic of this meeting is: Where should the portal be opened?
"North America proposes: Put the portal to the new life planet in the desert of North America!"
"Australia proposes: Put the portal in the Australian grassland!"
"The fart should be left in our Russia!"
"Japan disagrees! It should be placed in our Hokkaido!"
"NO, NO, NO, it should be placed on our European continent!"
In the midst of the quarrel, His Excellency Li Zheng, the governor of China, stood up and roared: "The round egg belongs to China and should be opened within China. There is no need to talk about this matter!"
As soon as these words came out, all politicians fell into silence.
After a while, everyone reluctantly nodded in agreement.
"Okay, open the portal in China! Then Mr. Li Zheng, where do you plan to open it?"
Li Zheng smiled and replied: "Hulunbuir Eastern Prairie!"
"OK, that's it!"
Three hours later.
The Earth Federation held a grand press conference to announce to the world.
"Earth Federation Order No. 1 orders: World-renowned geography professors, astronomy professors, and ecology professors to report to the local government immediately!"
"Earth Federation Order No. 2: Order: 20 million troops in 224 regions around the world, prepare for level one combat!"
"Earth Federation Order No. 3, orders: The eastern prairie of Hulunbuir in China has been turned into a military restricted area, and the three armies of China are on alert!"
"Earth Federation Order No. 4..."
"Earth Federation Order No. 5..."
The huge sound resounded throughout the entire earth.
All mankind stopped what they were doing and listened carefully...
Human civilization will start from today and enter an endlessly glorious future.
All of this is the result of Lord Dandan!
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