Chapter 26: My balls hurt so much

Style: Science Author: Moon Demon XiaowuWords: 2975Update Time: 24/01/12 05:29:57
At this moment, at this critical moment, an inexplicable voice magically sounded.

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee covering Pew Pew Pew P P P S P S P S P S P S S S S S P S P S P S P S P P P P P L R L E M S

As soon as the sound fell, a strange and terrifying aura suddenly descended from higher dimensions over the city of Moscow, covering the three-dimensional world.

The mushroom cloud stopped moving; all the nuclear energy generated by the explosion stopped moving; even the lethal light radiation escaping at the speed of light stopped moving...

Absolute stillness appeared over the entire city.

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee covering Pew Pew Pew P P P S P S P S P S P S S S S S P S P S P S P S P P P P P L R L E M S

The inexplicable babbling sound rang again, ringing in the sky, ringing in the world, ringing in the ears of 14 million living beings in Moscow...

"What's going on? Why aren't we dead yet?"

"Oh, God, I'm alive, I'm alive!"

"Look, look at the sky, our sky seems to be completely still!"

"Oh my God, what kind of ability is this? How come even the light rays at 300,000 kilometers per second are frozen by it?"

In the horrified eyes of the Moscow people, a white round egg came out of nowhere and broke into the still space and time.

Along with its intrusion, a huge attraction suddenly burst out from the round egg's body.

Under the image of this suction force, all the nuclear energy from all directions began to pour into the round egg crazily.

One breath, two breaths, three breaths...

After just three breaths, all the nuclear radiation energy in the world was swallowed up by the round egg.

quiet!

silence!

Governments around the world stared speechlessly at satellite screens.

In Moscow, 14 million Russian people were also looking up at the blue sky in stunned silence, looking up at the round egg suspended in the sky.

The round egg is very small, only as big as a rubber ball. However, in its small body, it contains the power to destroy the world.

This power is unparalleled in the world, and even mankind's most powerful nuclear weapons cannot do anything to it.

It's terrible, it's really terrible!

With fear in mind, some Moscow people shouted to the sky:

"Master Dandan, we were wrong! Please don't scare us, okay?"

"Master Dandan, I have prepared a delicious drink for you, come down and try it!"

"Master Dandan, please don't stay in the sky! We are very scared when you are like this. I thought I was dead just now!"

The voices begging for mercy gathered together and soared into the sky.



Russia. The Kremlin.

"Can anyone tell me why the round egg came to Russia to eat the big mushroom? Is it just because we attacked it?"

"No! No! I think it may be because it thinks we have more big mushrooms in Russia!"

What? ! Russian senior officials were collectively shocked.

Just then, suddenly!

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee covering Pew Pew Pew P P P S P S P S P S P S S S S S P S P S P S P S P P P P P L R L E M S

A childish yet familiar babbling sound sounded in the sky.

The world is shocked!

All Russia is shocked!

As this voice fell, a terrifying and strange aura descended from higher dimensions and swept across Russia.

"Alert: The nuclear launch platform has been invaded!"

"Alert: Missile control system has fallen!"

"Alert: The nuclear launch silo has started to energize for no reason. It cannot be stopped. It cannot be stopped! Base commander, please go to the launch platform to check immediately! Base commander, please go to the launch platform to check immediately..."

Crazy sirens sounded in all missile launch bases throughout Russia.

The Russian military was horrified. In various military bases, countless technicians rushed to the nuclear launch platform in order to prevent this terrible accident.

"Disconnect the Internet, disconnect it immediately!"

"Report: Disconnecting the Internet is useless, the silo is still operating!"

"Power off! Power off immediately! Power off the entire base!"

But with a "click", all missile bases in Russia lost power.

However, what makes the Russian military desperate is...

"Report: Power outage has no effect, the launch silo still has power to operate!"

"Report: A mysterious force has started the nuclear bomb launch verification process, and it is entering the joint password! Oh my god, the password is correct, the password is completely correct! The nuclear weapon has been activated, and the big mushroom is coming again..."

"OH, MYGOD!"

Amid bursts of exclamations, medium and long-range missiles rose from major military bases and shot into the sky.

Hundreds of coins, thousands of coins, 5,000 coins, or even 8,000 coins...

All missiles have one thing in common, they are all equipped with terrifying nuclear warheads on the front end.

More than 8,000 large mushrooms ascended to the sky together.

What a spectacular sight this is? What a terrifying sight is this?

The whole world was shocked!

So many giant mushrooms are enough to destroy the earth thousands of times.

"Stop it! Stop it quickly!" President Trump shouted in panic.

Hearing this, all the military personnel burst into tears.

Prevent? How to stop it?

Do we need to take a plane and fly to the sky to bring down the round egg? Or take down those nuclear missiles?

As the Russian military watched helplessly, more than 8,000 large mushrooms flew into the sky together.

Then, medium-range missiles changed direction first and fell from the sky; then long-range missiles, and finally intercontinental ballistic missiles...

All missiles have the same coordinates, which is - over Moscow!

"boom----"

The first nuclear bomb exploded, the sky and the earth turned white instantly, and a mushroom cloud rose...

"boom----"

The second nuclear bomb exploded again, and the mushroom cloud rose again.

"Boom!" "Boom!" "Boom!"...

Countless nuclear bombs exploded one after another, and beautiful "fireworks" seemed to be set off over Moscow.

Fireworks bloomed, then went out; another firework bloomed, then went out again...

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee covering Pew Pew Pew P P P S P S P S P S P S S S S S P S P S P S P S P P P P P L R L E M S

Mr. Dandan was so happy. He screamed happily and devoured it with big mouthfuls.

Yeah, this mushroom is in bloom!

Baby eat it!

Yeah, that mushroom is blooming again!

Baby eat it again!

Hehe, the big mushroom is so delicious.



On the earth, the people of Moscow looked at the sky speechlessly; through satellite TV, all mankind also looked at Moscow speechlessly.

Today is the most tragic day in Russia.

Today is the most miserable day in Russia.

Russia's nuclear arsenal, which it took half a century of hard work to save, is gone today, all eaten up by that hateful round egg!

8,000 pieces, more than 8,000 pieces!

Inside the Kremlin.

Russia's top executive, President Putin, looked livid, feeling both angry and helpless.

"I have ten thousand 'mmp's, but I don't know whether I should say them or not?"

boom! boom! boom!

"Fireworks" continued to be set off over Moscow, which lasted for half an hour.

Half an hour later, the sky over Moscow finally became quiet.

8,000 big mushrooms were all eaten by the round eggs.

Observing this scene, all the scientists in the world were shocked.

No one understands the horror of the round egg better than them; and no one understands the enormity of that energy better than them.

8,000 big mushrooms!

If this energy were blasted towards the earth, even the earth would not be able to withstand it. And what about the round eggs?

It swallowed up all this energy, swallowed it up easily!

So scary, so powerful!

What kind of egg is it? What does it want to do when it comes to our planet? It swallows the ocean and the huge nuclear energy, and for what purpose?

Could it be, could it be...

For hatching? !

Oh my God, it's so awesome in its current egg form. If it really hatches, how powerful will it be?

Can our tiny earth really accommodate it? It won't tear our planet apart, right?

Wuwuwu, Lord Dandan, please forgive me!

Please be merciful and spare our earth, it is so pitiful!



At this moment, when the scientists were thinking wildly, suddenly!

"Ch-------"

An unprecedented sound rang inexplicably, in the blue sky, on the earth, and all over the world.

Somehow, the round egg that swallowed up electricity, swallowed up the ocean, and swallowed more than 8,000 large mushrooms seemed to finally be full.

At this moment, it made a burping sound like a chicken.

The next moment, under the shocked eyes of all mankind, the round egg suddenly lost its buoyancy, fell from the sky, and fell into Moscow...

"Bang————"

The round egg fell heavily on the Kremlin Square, and then stopped moving. A slight crack appeared on its eggshell...

Is it broken? !

The round egg, which ignored all three-dimensional attacks and couldn't even be destroyed by nuclear bombs, actually shattered? Broken?

Through ultra-precision military satellites, major ruling governments on Earth have discovered this situation one after another.

At this moment, politicians are all crazy about it:

"The round eggs are from China!"

“The round eggs are from North America!”

"The round egg is in Moscow, it belongs to us Russia!"

"Japanese citizen: Ms. Sakurai Lia once hugged a round egg. It belongs to Japan!"



(Next chapter preview: The egg is broken! One will pop out of the egg...)

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