(Thank you to Yuewu’s cute host: ‘眭天月’ for the big award. I wish you good health and be cute every day.)
It's a pity that the female star thought wrong.
Today, in terms of popularity, which star is as famous as a round egg?
Today, the people of Xiamen have gone crazy.
With the commercial street as the center, within a radius of a hundred miles, everyone who could run came to chase the round eggs. And hundreds of miles away, more Chinese people are arriving one after another.
Not only that, outside China, many tourists are also urgently buying tickets and rushing to China.
America, Europe, Africa, Russia...
The top governors of each major administrative region have boarded military planes and are flying towards China.
It can be said that Xiamen Airport will be overcrowded before long.
This is the second time that the mysterious round egg has landed on land, and this time it is done openly.
“Dingle bell!” “Dingle bell!”…
Xiamen. The city government's internal phone rang urgently.
Hearing the ringtone, the mayor immediately picked up the phone.
"Hello, I am the mayor of Xiamen."
"Hello, I am Li Zheng!"
What? It was actually the highest governor of China, His Excellency Li Zheng, who called in person? !
"Immediately order the armed police to dispatch to take over the traffic and security work in the central area of Xiamen!"
"yes!"
"In addition, in full cooperation with the National Security Bureau and the military, I have only one request: No matter how much the three of you pay, we must find a way to keep the round egg on the ground for more than three hours. Do you hear me clearly?"
"Yes, please rest assured! We will definitely do it!"
The phone was hung up.
Subsequently, His Excellency Li Zheng, the governor of China, stood up, left the ruling government in the capital, and went to Xiamen...
…
Xiamen. Near the commercial street.
The round balls have jumped out of the commercial street and onto the sidewalk.
As the road passed by, all the people on earth gave way and all the vehicles braked...
Behind him, countless Xiamen people were following Dandan.
Not only that, there were also many college student volunteers and nearby urban management officials who formed several volunteer teams and ran to the front to clear the way for Lord Dandan.
"Attention people in front, Mr. Eggy is coming! Please make way for Mr. Eggy!"
"Whose car is this? Why is it parked here? Drive it away immediately, waiting for Master Ladandan to pass by here!"
"Attention, attention! Lord Dandan may want to cross the road! The first team goes to the east and stops all the vehicles; the second team goes to the west, the third team goes to the south, and the fourth team goes to the north. Hurry up Move, hurry up!”
crossroads.
Dozens of volunteers, waving red flags, lined up in the middle of the road and banned all traffic.
"Stop, stop!"
"Mr. Dandan wants to cross the road, this lane is closed to traffic now!"
"What? Are you asking who Lord Dandan is? I tell you, Lord Dandan is the 'Flying God Egg' in the East China Sea!"
"What? It's him! Oh my God, why did he come to Xiamen from the East China Sea? Stop the car, stop the car! I want to see Dandan!"
"Dad, I want to go too, I want to go too!"
…
The people of Xiamen are enthusiastic.
In order to clear the way forward for Yuandan, the team of volunteers has grown again and again.
From the previous 50 people, it has expanded to 500 people today, and it is still growing at a geometric multiple.
Among these volunteers, there are not only college students and urban management officials, but also teachers, entrepreneurs, grandfathers, and grandmothers...
Because of this, the round egg crossed the driveway very smoothly and jumped onto the opposite street.
Street shops. In front of a clothing store.
The boss came out with all the employees.
Seeing the round egg jumping over from the opposite side, the boss and employees quickly bowed:
"Master Dandan, welcome! Do you want to buy clothes? The store has many international brand clothes, all free of charge!"
As soon as these words came out, the crowd behind Yuandan instantly fell silent.
Everyone was looking at the middle-aged boss with admiration.
Damn it, what the boss said is very high-end and classy.
Clothes costing several million were actually said to be free of charge.
Awesome, really awesome!
However, it is a pity...
Eggy can’t understand!
It ignored the boss's words, but jumped up, passed the boss, and then continued to fly forward.
The onlookers and volunteers hurriedly followed it.
At this moment, no one knows what this scary round egg is doing in Xiamen; no one knows why it is wandering around in the streets. until……
A few minutes later!
Yuandan came to the entrance of a small store on the street.
There is a beverage cabinet at the entrance of the canteen, filled with a variety of drinks.
At this moment, the round egg stopped and would not leave.
"Err, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh?"
The childish voice came from nowhere and sounded inexplicably, ringing in the ears of the people on earth.
The people on earth were astonished.
"This, this is..."
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey..."
The childish voice sounded again, and in the next moment, there was a loud "boom", and the round egg suddenly bounced up and hit the drink cabinet.
The drink cabinet shook momentarily and the clear plastic door was about to break.
At this moment, a loud roar sounded from behind the crowd:
"Master Dandan, don't hit me, don't hit me! That's my shop!"
As the roar fell, a middle-aged man struggled to squeeze out of the crowd and ran over.
He is the owner of this canteen.
He didn't even care about the store before and went to look for Eggy.
"Master Dandan, stop bumping, please don't bump! Do you want a drink? I'll get it for you!"
As the boss spoke, he opened the beverage cabinet and quickly took out bottles of various drinks...
Seeing this scene, the crowd finally reacted.
It turns out that this scary round egg was looking for a drink on the street.
What is this thing called?
It flew hundreds of miles from the East China Sea to come to Xiamen just for a drink? ? ?
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee covering Pew Pew Pew P P P S P S P S P S P S S S S S P S P S P S P S P P P P P L R L E M S
Seeing so many colorful drinks placed in front of him, Dan Dan was so happy that he kept shouting.
"Master Dandan, let me open the bottle for you!" the boss tried to say.
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee covering Pew Pew Pew P P P S P S P S P S P S S S S S P S P S P S P S P P P P P L R L E M S
This kind of "yah" language is definitely incomprehensible to people on earth. However, everyone understood the meaning. Not only did the boss understand, but the onlookers at the back also understood.
Immediately, many volunteers rushed over boldly, and together with the boss, opened all the drinks placed on the ground.
As the drink bottle was opened, the strange and terrifying aura reappeared, covering the three-dimensional space here.
The next moment, all the drinks turned into water pillars, rising into the sky and shooting into the round egg...
In the shocked eyes of the boss and the surprised eyes of the onlookers, Yuandan drank up all the drinks.
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee filled by hesses, hesses hesses by hexagonists, and by speeches by me."
After finishing the drink here, Yuandan started to scream again.
The meaning of urging is very obvious!
Now, the crowd panicked.
"Boss, do you still have some drinks in stock? Bring some more out!"
"Boss, take out all the drinks in your store. Don't worry about losing money. Our Urban Management Bureau will pay for all your losses afterwards."
"Boss, I am a reporter from Penguin! On behalf of our Tencent Group, I will pay a high price to buy your store!"
"I'm a reporter from Qiandu.com, and we bought your store from Qiandu! Don't worry about losing money, go to the warehouse and get drinks!"
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