In front of the screen, Lu Xiaoning placed the microphone directly in front of the subwoofer.
Although "Beidou God Curse" sounds good, how many people can stand it if it is played on a loop with a subwoofer, the volume is turned up to the maximum, and it is directly bombarded in your ears?
How many minutes can I hold on for, but how many hours?
Just waste it, aren't you Li Siye very awesome? Let's see how long you can hold on.
After setting up the microphone, Lu Xiaoning directly picked up his phone and turned on the black screen.
We are not in a hurry, we have plenty of time to play slowly and see who can outplay whom.
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Li Siye was really awesome and coaxing at the beginning, and he was even shouting.
"Is this all you have? You want to kill me with just a few spells?"
"You monster, come out, show your true colors if you can, and fight me for ten rounds!"
"Are you just going to hide in the dark and act like a ghost? Come out if you can, come out!"
"You monster, if you have the guts, don't hide. Come out. Come out, monster!"
Gradually, Li Siye became anxious. Being bombarded repeatedly by a voice in his ear for a long time was really hurtful. No matter how strong Li Siye's determination was, he could hardly bear it.
"You monster, why don't you come out with me!"
"Get out of my ears!"
"You monster, don't croak in my ears!"
"You evil spirit, if you don't come out, you will be killed!"
In the end, Li Siye began to pull out his horizontal sword and wave it around wildly.
Cen Shen and a dozen Anxi troops quickly retreated far away.
It would be a great loss if he was mistakenly killed by the anxious Li Shijun.
Li Siye waved his sword and shouted in the hall.
However, the Beidou God's Curse still sounded in his ears unhurriedly.
He had obviously heard a spell that could calm people's minds and souls, but in Li Siye's ears, it was no different than the noise of Chang'an West Market, which almost made him feel like his head was going to explode.
Cen Shen and the others were also helpless.
You can't cut open Li Shijun's ear to take out the evil spirit, right?
Besides, even if you cut Li Shijun's ears, you can still see evil spirits?
When the sound of chanting the mantra sounded just now, they saw nothing.
They are also helpless about such invisible and intangible things.
As time passed, more and more Anxi Army soldiers came after hearing the news.
On the surface, they were concerned about the guardian envoy Li Siye, but in fact, most of them were watching the excitement.
It is said that Lu Tianshi, Lu Xiujing, descended to earth three hundred years ago, and he had a conflict with Li Shijun over a trivial matter, and then recited a spell to punish Li Shijun. How could you miss such a thing?
Finally, even Wei Chi Yao, the younger brother of King Khotan, heard the news and rushed over.
Yuchi Yao even called several monks to chant sutras and chant Buddha's praises to drive away evil spirits for Li Siye.
However, Li Siye became even more irritated after hearing this, because the Taoist Beidou Divine Mantra in his ears did not disappear. Instead, there were more monks chanting scriptures in the hall. This was really an internal and external attack, which made him even more collapsed.
"Stop reading, stop reading, stop reading!" Li Siye wanted to cover his ears but didn't dare.
Because after covering his ears, the evil Beidou God's Curse became even louder, which also made him even more devastated.
"This evil spirit is very powerful. Li Shijun will bear with it for the time being. The magic power of the masters invited by Xiao Wang is as deep as the sea, and the Tripitaka that they recite is a true treasure of Buddhism. They will definitely be able to control this evil spirit." Wei Chi Yao comforted him with good words. Li Siye.
After that, he said to some stupid monks: "Continue to recite the Tripitaka, continue to recite!"
Several monks knocked on the wooden fish again and continued to read the Tripitaka, oh mommy coax mommy coax...
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Lu Xiaoning went to the village to eat a bowl of noodles and then returned to the computer. He found that there were a few more monks in the hall, chanting sutras and praising Buddha. He was immediately happy. You guys are playing tricks in front of Guan Gong's gate. Let's see how I deal with you.
Immediately call up the speech synthesizer from the mobile phone and input text to synthesize teacher Zhu Longguang's burning sound.
Then pause the Beidou God's Curse, and then put the phone in front of the microphone to play the newly synthesized burning sound.
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Sadaramo put his left hand together and tapped the wooden fish with his right hand. He and several disciples were reciting the Tripitaka diligently. Suddenly, a rumble of burning sound Zen chanting sounded in the air above his head.
"A bold rebel. As a member of the Buddhist sect, he dares to help the evil tyrants."
The sound of the wooden fish suddenly stopped, and Sadaramo looked up into the sky above his head in shock.
The monks in Khotan could all understand the Mandarin of the Tang Dynasty. After all, this was a business requirement. But what surprised them was that the Bodhisattva also spoke the Mandarin of the Tang Dynasty.
The few monks behind Sadaramo and the Anxi army watching from the outside of the lobby also looked at each other.
Cen Shen was also completely confused. What is going on? A Taoist heavenly master Lu Xiujing came before, and now a Buddhist Bodhisattva comes? Are there really gods in the world?
Perhaps the only one who felt relaxed at this time was Li Siye.
Because the monk stopped reciting the Tripitaka, the Taoist Beidou mantra in his ears also stopped.
Sataramo was stunned for a long time before he tremblingly asked in Tang Dynasty Mandarin: "May I ask, which Bodhisattva's Dharma has arrived here?"
After a while, the rumbling sound of burning sound sounded again: "I am the Tathagata Buddha of the Great Thunder Sound Temple in the West. I just heard a message from the Taoist Master Lu Xiujing saying that some of my Buddhist disciples were bullying him in Khotan. So, Erte came to investigate, and I didn’t expect that there is actually a Buddhist disciple who has gone as far as this, do you know what the crime is?”
"Buddha is above me, and my disciples are aware of their sins."
Sadarama was so frightened that he quickly fell to his knees.
Several apprentices were also lying on the ground shaking.
It turned out to be Buddha, and he actually met Buddha.
Buddha has appeared, Tathagata Buddha has appeared.
The Anxi Army outside the lobby also knelt on the ground.
After the Wu Zhou Dynasty, more and more people believed in Buddhism in the Tang Dynasty.
But even those who don’t believe in Buddhism are still kneeling at this moment.
First the Taoist Lu Tianshi, and then the Tathagata Buddha. You can’t help but believe in this situation.
If Cen Shen hadn't repeatedly chanted the Holy Master in his heart, he would have followed Anxi Army on his knees.
Even Li Siye was a little confused at this moment. Could it be that he was really not the Great Demon Eater just now, but the Heavenly Master Lu Xiujing who became an immortal three hundred years ago? Could it be that I really offended a Taoist heavenly master?
"It's good to know your sin." The burning sound of the Tathagata Buddha once again sounded in the air. "From now on, you should recite scriptures more often and understand the meaning of Zen. Don't accept money from believers for incense, and don't persuade believers to bow every three steps or bow every nine steps." Kowling and worshiping Buddhist holy places is a great sin and will also damage the merits of Buddhism. You should remember, remember, remember..."
The rumbling sound of burning slowly floated over the heads of everyone, and gradually faded away until it was no longer audible.
Sadaramo's face showed a first-class solemn treasure. He led several disciples and kowtowed several times in the direction of the Buddha. Then he stood up and said: "Disciples, please follow the teachings of the Buddha." .”
Li Siye looked away from outside the hall, and when he was about to take a breath, the Beidou God's Curse suddenly sounded in his ears again.
"Don't recite it, don't recite it, don't recite it again!" Li Siye immediately turned over and knelt on the ground and said repeatedly, "Master Lu Tianye, Li Siye has realized his mistake, don't recite it again."
Sure enough, the Beidou God's Curse that had just sounded stopped.
After a moment, Master Lu Tianshi's voice sounded: "Li Siye, do you know you are wrong?"
This time the sound did not reach Li Siye's ears, but reached the sky above the lobby.
Although it is not as loud and powerful as the Buddha's burning sound, it still has its own majesty.
The Anxi Army generals who had just stood up quickly knelt down again, and Sadaramo also quickly clasped his hands together.
This Taoist Lu Tianshi is really amazing. He can summon the Buddha from the Great Thunder Sound Temple in the West.
"Celestial Master, Li Siye already knows that he is wrong." Li Siye said sincerely, "Li Siye is blind and has just offended Master Lu. I also ask Lord Celestial Master to spare Li Siye this time. From now on, Li Siye will definitely convert to Taoism and will Lu Tianshi’s tablet is enshrined in the bright hall of his home, and he is worshiped in the morning and evening.”
"There is no need to enshrine the tablets. This Heavenly Master hates such red tape." Lu Tianshi said solemnly, "As a general of the Tang Dynasty, you should remember this sentence, and you and other Anxi Army officers should also remember this sentence. In other words, soldiers are there to protect the people. If a soldier can’t protect the people, then why should he be a soldier or fight a war?”
"Here!" Li Siye crossed his hands and sang "here" and said solemnly, "Siye will follow the teachings of the Heavenly Master."
"We will obey the teachings of the Heavenly Master." Outside the hall, the soldiers of the Anxi Army also knelt down.
However, Cen Shen still did not kneel down, and still only silently chanted the Holy Master in his heart.
Lu Tianshi asked again: "So, will the Khotanese army save Sailubao or not?"
"Here!" Li Siye once again crossed his arms and sang, "Here you go!"
"Although you have offended the eunuch and lost the emperor's trust, you still have no regrets?"
"Although I have offended the eunuch and lost the emperor's trust, I have no regrets!"
