"How can we covet sleep at such an important moment in life?"
"Wake up quickly!"
After saying that, Li Si slapped his young face hard.
He, Xiaoyu, and the others have just joined the army, and this is their first official day on the job.
He had just been assigned to stand guard and secretly fell asleep while on guard. If he were caught, his military career would be over before it even began.
With a loud "pop" sound, a sharp pain instantly hit the whole body.
"What's going on? Why am I still here?"
Li Si rubbed his slightly swollen face and couldn't believe it when he saw that the scene in front of him was still the same as before.
"Am I such a heavy sleeper?"
"It shouldn't be. Who said you can't feel pain in dreams?"
"Rumors are indeed rumors!"
"No, no, something will happen if you continue to sleep."
When he saw the bottomless lake in front of him, Li Si had a plan in mind.
Then he found a stone from the shore and jumped down without hesitation.
The water splashed everywhere, and he was soon submerged in the water.
And just after Li Si fell into the water, a huge black shadow was silently speeding towards his direction from a distance.
"Cough, cough, where is this?"
"A dream within a dream?"
"Or......"
Li Si opened his eyes again in a daze, only to find that he did not return to reality as he imagined, but instead appeared in a dark and damp cave.
He endured the physical discomfort, stood up and looked around, and found that the surrounding area was muddy and overgrown with weeds, and even the air was filled with a strong and pungent rotten smell.
There was a stone platform not far in front of the decaying cave. There was a coffin placed on the platform, which looked very scary.
"Brother, do you think this person is really reliable?"
At this moment, beside the lake outside the decaying cave, two huge giant fish were lurking around it, staring intently at Li Si who had just stood up, and murmured in a low voice.
The largest of them was a giant fish, at least over a hundred meters long, and the smallest one was about seventy meters long. Their bodies were covered with black scales, and dense barbs grew on each scale. Look, Going up there is both ferocious and terrifying.
"I heard that the human race has the best brains. Judging from this guy's sly eyebrows, he will definitely be able to help us break the seal of this treasure."
"When the time comes, we two brothers will get the treasure here together and eat him in one bite, which will also give us some brains."
Among them, the slightly larger fish laughed lewdly, revealing its mouth full of huge teeth as sharp as knives.
"Who said that our fat-headed fish family are all brainless? I think my eldest brother is very clever."
"No matter how good the human brain is, it has to be used obediently by the big brother."
"I think brother's head is much better than that of the human race."
One of the slightly smaller fat-headed fish quickly echoed and boasted.
"Hey, keep a low profile."
The big fat-headed fish seemed to enjoy the praise from his little brother. He slowly raised his head, which weighed more than a hundred kilograms, with a look of arrogance on his face.
Just as the big fat fish was enjoying the compliments of his younger brother, Li Si finally recognized a fact that he didn't want to recognize.
"It's all true!"
Feeling the rotten smell in the air and the soreness in his body as if someone had crushed him, Li Si finally had to admit it.
"I'm really not dreaming!"
"But I was standing guard just fine, why did I come here out of nowhere?"
"Can I still go back?"
With the sound of 'pop', Li Si's left face suddenly became swollen like his right face, appearing extremely symmetrical.
"Fuck, okay, why should I jump into the lake?"
At this moment, Li Si couldn't help but feel annoyed, no matter how bad the start was before, it would still be better than being in this useless place now.
And Li Si's operation made the two fat-headed fish who were watching in the dark suddenly feel confused.
"Brother, what kind of operation is this?"
Seeing that the human race in the cave did not try to decipher the treasure first, but slapped him first, the fat-headed fish boy asked his elder brother in confusion.
"Slapping yourself makes your brain better and smarter."
"Why do people say that we fat-headed fish have no brains? Isn't it because we don't have the hands to slap ourselves?"
Looking at the mysterious operation of the human being, the big fat-headed fish didn't know what it meant.
But facing the sincere eyes of the younger brothers and unable to bear to live up to their eagerness for knowledge, the big fat fish had no choice but to make random remarks.
However, the more it talked about it, the more it made sense, as if it had discovered the most incredible secret, and a light called wisdom seemed to shine in its eyes at this moment.
"Think about it, why is it that the human race is generally recognized as having good brains? Isn't it because they are born with hands?"
"And why do those other races like to cultivate into human form after they become successful in cultivation? Isn't it because they have the skills to slap themselves frequently to make themselves smarter?"
Speaking of this, the big fat-headed fish became even more excited, causing ripples in the lake, and its voice even became a little trembling.
He felt that he had discovered the great secret that the fat-headed fish clan had no brains. This secret was enough to change the fate of the entire fat-headed fish clan, and it was about to become the greatest being in the fat-headed fish clan - the fat-headed fish king!
"Second Fatty, hurry up, slap my face hard with your tail, hurry up!"
Looking at the younger brother on the side, the big fat-headed fish urged impatiently.
"Brother, isn't this not good?"
Hearing his boss's strange request, the second fat man hesitated.
It feels that slapping someone in the face should be considered an impolite thing.
"Just do it if I ask you to do so. What are you afraid of?"
"hurry up!"
Seeing that the second fat man was so coquettish, the big fat fish was a little unhappy.
Isn't this just wasting its precious time to become the Fat-headed Fish King?
"Okay, then big brother, I will be offended!"
Faced with the tough attitude of his eldest brother, the second fat man had no choice but to obey his orders, turn his huge body around, and then use his huge fish tail to slam hard on his eldest brother's fish head.
Snapped--
After a loud noise, the huge head of the fat big-headed fish was caught off guard by the tail-wagging moves of these two fat bamboo fish. It was like seeing countless stars shaking and spinning on its head, and the whole fish was stunned. The body is also dangling leisurely in the water.
"Brother, brother, are you okay?"
