The long-awaited vacation life relaxes the tension accumulated over the past few days.
Swimming, diving, sunbathing.
Fishing, grilling, dodgeball.
Immerse yourself in the summer lakeside style and feel the gifts of nature.
Let everyone have the illusion of returning to the normal world.
The good times are fleeting and it's almost dusk.
As the sunset glows across the sky, Negro Town is about to usher in a short autumn.
Holding Palia's little hand, the group gathered on the beach and happily made today's souvenirs...
"No! Absolutely not! There must be two hundred abs here to suit that 'lioness'!"
A'Zhu spoke righteously, and it was rare that the little fat man who always followed the crowd was insisting on something.
"Well, then using the arms like this, it will make the biceps as big as steamed buns more tense."
Cang raised his upper arms and struck a classic bodybuilding pose, his expression extremely serious.
"Muscular women are too vulgar! We think fat women are enough to be exciting!" Mu Laer expressed solemn protest against this.
"If you have fat on your belly, it's very suitable to apply grimace..."
Xingya smiled sweetly and suggested a modification plan with some embarrassment. It seemed that she supported Mural.
At this moment, everyone was preparing to build a 'Sirella Statue' with sand, but they got into a dispute because of the inconsistent design.
They are roughly divided into the 'muscle girl faction' and the 'fat pig girl faction'.
The former hopes to highlight the violent character of the instructor, while the latter is more inclined to express the lazy character.
"boring……"
Shangguan Ritian sat cross-legged and felt that these people's behavior was too childish.
Regardless of whether Sirela has a bad personality, she is very competent as an instructor.
During this period, everyone's strength has greatly improved. I really don't know what to complain about.
Shangguan Ritian shook his head pretending to be profound, and continued: "It is a 'tyrannosaurus', so it should have the appearance of a dragon. It is said that the Western dragon has 3034 bones and 8320 muscles. If you use this as a tool, build Instructor body.”
Hearing Shangguan Ritian's words, the glutinous rice monster frowned.
"I will make up to 800 muscles before nightfall!"
It has many tentacles. As the main force in making sand sculptures, its 8,300 muscles are not exhausted.
Seeing a group of people arguing endlessly, Xiao Liya blinked her eyes and seemed to understand.
She glanced at her slender little arms and quietly tensed up.
But the slightly bulging upper arm muscles are as inconspicuous as the shallow hills in the Codom Desert.
"Brother Fei, the more muscles, the better..."
Ni Liya asked in a low voice, seeming to be unduly worried about her small body.
"..."
Seeing that the ignorant girl was about to be led astray, Xu Fei was silent for a moment and explained:
"Don't think too much, Ni Liya. They are not talking about humans. They are studying which one is the king of the forest, the mountain gorilla or the Libyan giant ape. Humans don't need so many muscles!"
"???"
After listening to Xu Fei's explanation, Xiao Liya fell into even more confusion.
Xu Fei glanced at the sky. It was not a problem to let these guys continue to argue like this. He also wanted to go back to town early to taste the delicious food.
He took out his mobile phone and started browsing the information.
When I was making mobile games in the past, I often made reference to mythology and human geography from various countries around the world.
Therefore, in order to be able to think about work content on the way to and from get off work, I have stored a lot of relevant information on my mobile phone.
Open the Photoshop software and import the Egyptian Sphinx and Godzilla images.
After cutting and merging the layers and erasing excess pixels, Xu Fei nodded with satisfaction.
"Taoist Master Fu, take a look."
He handed the phone to Fu Zhexing, who was standing aside watching the show.
Fu Zhexing took it in his hand a little strangely, and then his eyes lit up.
"The composition is good, I didn't expect you to have such talent."
While expressing his appreciation, he also understood Xu Fei's purpose of looking for him.
With a flip of his wrist, pen, ink, paper and inkstone immediately appeared in front of his eyes.
In less than three minutes, Fu Zhexing had drawn a perfect three-dimensional view and filled in all the missing details in Xu Fei's picture.
This time it was Xu Fei who was surprised. He was a master of painting, and his skill in splashing ink was unparalleled.
It's just that there's something strange about using Eastern brushes to apply Western painting techniques.
"This is a good one. It not only reflects the strength of the instructor's body, but also highlights her lazy personality." Ulavich leaned over the dog's head and praised.
"Not only that, but the design elements of 'Lioness' and 'Tyrannosaurus' are also incorporated." Fu Zhexing added with a smirk.
Xu Fei said nothing, with a hint of contempt in his eyes.
Just now, I saw that Fu Zhexing had never participated and I thought he didn't bother to play such a prank. However, when he started writing, he was more delicate than anyone else.
I showed the design drawing to others, and sure enough everyone clapped their hands and started making it immediately.
About half an hour later, a person-high tower was erected on the flat beach...
Statue of Sirella with a body, a sphinx, a belly and a dragon's tail.
The facial expressions of the sand sculpture are extremely vivid, perfectly restoring Sirela's lazy expression.
The body part is not as majestic as the Egyptian Sphinx, nor is it as violent as the Japanese Godzilla.
The bloated lion body is paired with cat claws, making it soft and cute, even a little cute.
Especially the one with a big belly hanging down on the beach, and a chicken face with its tongue sticking out.
And the short and capable dragon tail behind him is almost as good as Tu Xun.
"Can you just press, press here? Then I'll take the photo."
A female knight who happened to be passing by was called over to take photos of Xu Fei and others.
She looked a little nervous, and she didn't know whether it was because she was not proficient in operating mobile phones, or because the face of that idiot looked like a certain "Tyrannosaurus" lady!
And there is also something wrong with the posture of these people...
One by one, they stood in front of the sand sculptures and put up various weird POSS.
Xu Fei put his left foot on the front paw of 'Xirila' with a proud expression on his face, and his waist that was bent backwards was almost 90 degrees.
A'Zhu grinned widely and kept patting 'Xirila''s big belly.
Cang gently stroked 'Sirila's' head, as if comforting a child, but her eyes were full of teasing.
Ulavich's demeanor was correct, and he actually pulled out a long knife and pretended to be a scapegoat for the sand sculpture.
Shangguan Ritian, Mu Laer, Ciba...
Even Xingya hid her mouth and smiled evilly. She didn't know when there was a plant similar to cat grass in her hand, and she was placing it in front of 'Sirila' and playing with it back and forth.
Among the people taking the photo, the only normal one was little Ni Liya.
It was her first time taking a photo and she seemed a little shy.
After listening to the explanation of the camera function, Ni Liya combed her lovely brown curly hair from time to time, wanting to record the best side of herself.
"May the goddess Ishtar bless you..."
Behind a coconut tree not far away, Rasha popped her head out to watch everyone.
When someone suggested pranking Sirela, she made excuses and ran away because she didn't dare to participate in this dangerous activity.
If Miss Sirella discovers it, peeling off the skin will not be able to solve the problem.
Click.
Finally, the female knight pressed the shutter, and the group photo was successfully completed.
"Come on, little Ni Liya~ let's take a photo together~~~"
"This time I'm going to stand on the head of the sand sculpture!"
"You should ride on its back and neck, pretending to be a beast and move forward!"
Boom·boom·boom.
While everyone was playing and excited, familiar footsteps came from the nearby path.
He is a bit lazy and a bit unscrupulous, but in short, he is very familiar.
At this moment, everyone's expressions instantly froze.
Snapped!
Without any warning, Xu Fei threw out a powerful and heavy side kick, which directly knocked the sphinx's head away.
Boom boom boom boom!
Fu Zhexing, who was obviously a painter, was full of fighting spirit at this time!
He actually waved his fist and struck out twelve consecutive blows at lightning speed, completely blasting the Sphinx's upper body into smithereens.
Finally, Ulavicz and Shangguanri took action at the same time, with countless slashes and punches that almost completely wiped out the ground where the Sphinx once existed.
"Huh? What are you doing?"
Seeing her students bombarding a patch of sand, Sirilla felt a little confused.
She only snoops into things when she's interested.
Most of the time, I will actively lower my five senses and experience the life of ordinary people.
"Report to the instructor, we are practicing coordinated attacks."
Xu Fei reacted the fastest and immediately found a seemingly reasonable reason.
Then he sighed lightly and continued with a very unwilling look:
"Oh, I was originally here for vacation, but I found that every tourist is stronger than us, and I feel very uncomfortable. Look, any knight lady is a strong man who can unlock the three shackles. How can we still do this? Keep playing."
"oh?"
Sirilla tilted her head and asked a brief question, seemingly not very convinced.
She had known for a long time that all the students in this group of students, except for the little fat guy A'Zhu, actually had reasons to urgently improve their strength, but they just didn't usually show it.
This little stimulation won't cause much inner turmoil.
"Nine Bends of the Yellow River Formation! This is a combined attack technique passed down from ancient times in China."
"The attacks are layer upon layer, and it is most suitable to practice on the beach of Shahe Lake!"
"We are not as skilled as others at the moment, but we are prepared for danger in times of peace, so we practice this!"
Shangguan Ritian's words were sonorous and powerful, and they seemed to be true...
Fu Zhexing secretly scolded him for being shameless. Leng Tou Qing always acted upright and awe-inspiring. Shouldn't he lie when he was lying?
He glanced sideways behind Shangguan Ritian, big beads of sweat falling from time to time, and he seemed to be quite frightened.
"Shut up!"
Sirilla stared, as if she was a little bored. In fact, she didn't care much about why these students were stupid.
With an angry rebuke, not only Shangguan Ritian and Xu Fei, but also the surrounding tourists did not dare to speak out.
"Anyway, don't do anything embarrassing to me."
After glancing around sideways, Sirilla took out twelve velvet wristbands and threw them in front of everyone.
"If you can trouble me to forge equipment for you personally, please go thank those stupid cardinals."
Sirilla snorted coldly, apparently very resentful of the fact that Sanctuary only provided materials and ignored forging.
Xu Fei picked up the wristband and looked at it twice. It was dark and had no appearance at all.
Judging from the structure of the technique sensed in it, it should be a storage device.
Wrap your consciousness around it and see what's going on inside...
Oops! Good guy!
The entire storage space is about three hundred cubic meters! It was ten times bigger than the storage bag on his waist.
Sanctuary is just Sanctuary, it’s really rich, and you can give away these kinds of things casually.
Look at the items contained therein.
Two pure black tight-fitting Uchimura... To put it bluntly, aren't they just autumn clothes and long trousers?
Xu Fei suspected that he had suffered some kind of curse. The cheap spiritual clothes Chang Luofeng gave him half a year ago were autumn clothes and long trousers! Now Sirilla is like this too!
I continued to look up other things with mixed feelings.
A thousand double-edged swords...a thousand? Still without a handle?
Xu Fei was confused. These things were exclusive equipment forged by Sirrilla for him? I don't understand what it means at all.
Two scenes from film and television dramas popped into my mind.
1. The sword fairy stood quietly in the sky and performed sword control skills, and a thousand swords turned into dragons!
2. A certain Jin Shining crossed her chest and laughed, shooting rain of Noble Phantasms around.
...Isn’t this ridiculous? I don’t know what to do.
Turning around and looking around, everyone else looked confused.
"A'Zhu, what kind of equipment do you have?" Xu Fei tilted his head and asked in a low voice.
"Brother Fei! My equipment is always bad! The instructor knows me too well, hahaha!"
Xu Fei: "?"
A'Zhu's face was full of excitement. He first took out two sets of black autumn clothes and long trousers from his wristband and said happily: "Look, night clothes! Dora Feng!"
The tips of his eyebrows twitched twice, and Xu Fei resisted the urge to complain.
Ye Xingyi is a piece of shit... It seems like everyone has this thing.
Next, A'Zhu took out a complete set of heavy plate armor. The bright silver armor shone brightly against the setting sun, and its interior was engraved with complex magic lines.
The most eye-catching thing is the two giant shields connected to the left and right wrist armor.
The shield is semicircular, 80 centimeters wide and enough for a person to be tall.
After the two shields are merged, they can become a huge round curved shield.
Clumsily putting on the entire set of plate armor, A'Zhu stretched his body and asked with a smile: "Brother Fei, do I look like Gundam GP02A?"
"..."
Xu Fei was silent. He didn't notice that the Gundam GP02A looked like a big demon with GP02A nuclear bomb equipment!
(*From the aircraft of the Principality of Zeon in "Mobile Suit Gundam".)
After taking a closer look, he felt that something was missing. Xu Fei was surprised and said, "That's all? It's gone?"
"It's gone, what happened?" A'Zhu didn't understand what he meant.
At this moment, Sirila interrupted the conversation between the two impatiently: "The two composite shields are A'Zhu's weapon! He doesn't need to attack! Just practice 100% absolute defense!"
Upon hearing this, A'Zhu immediately beamed and thanked him quickly.
"Hahaha, thank you, instructor. We will definitely practice defense well and help you block knives on the battlefield in the future!"
This profession of T is completely different in reality and in the game. The most essential difference is that it lacks the 'taunt' skill.
Therefore, A'Zhu felt that when encountering danger in the future, the enemy would definitely attack the crispy skin first, and his heavy armor would be ignored.
As for helping teammates block knives, if the enemy is weak, you can sell teammates a favor, but if the enemy is too strong, just turn around and run away.
Contrary to A'Zhu's thoughts, the others had complicated expressions.
Block the knife? You think too much……
I have never seen such a big shield in my life! Sirela most likely wants you to use the map cannon, right?
The most worrying thing is that their own equipment is not much more normal than A'Zhu's...
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