Meow~
Meow meow~
Meow meow meow~
Six kittens of different colors were lying in a row beside the courtyard wall of Xu Fei's house.
Some of them shake their heads and sway their buttocks, some squint their eyes and take a nap, some look up to the sky with their bellies exposed, and some act cute and coquettish... very cute.
Among them, the light brown little cat at the head is the most eye-catching.
Its appearance is different from ordinary cats. Its body is thicker, its belly is white, and its paws are thick and its hair is thick.
There are black tufts standing on a pair of triangular pointed ears, and long hair hanging down on the cheeks.
But the little black tail hanging on the buttocks is extremely short, like a hair ball.
If you are careful, you will find that this is not a cat, it is obviously a lynx! National second-level protected animal! It is a beast that can beat up wild wolves!
The little milk cat squatted obediently by the wall, and from time to time awkwardly stretched out its front paws to passers-by to solicit 'business'.
Seeing this cute scene, the office workers passing by immediately became so cute that they all deviated from their original route.
The men licked their hands as they passed by, and after feeling the soft touch in their palms, they continued on their way with satisfaction.
Women often stop for a while, rub the cats' heads, hold their little paws, and give some breakfast to the cats before leaving (the most given ones are the sausage part of various stuffed cakes, sesame cakes, and pancakes) .)
Whenever someone doubts the breed of the kitten, Lao Li will yawn gently.
Then, the other person's mind went blank for no apparent reason, and he selectively ignored the fact that it was a lynx.
As it approached 8:30, the crowds during the morning peak gradually thinned out.
"Mi~~"
Lao Li stretched his round belly and felt a little sleepy after eating and drinking enough.
As expected, it is most comfortable to move around in the dead of night~~~
He made a paw gesture to the five kittens around him and summoned the disciples. Lao Li put his paws on his hips and ordered:
"It's all gone, meow~ It's time for these two-legged little guys to get up, meow~~"
""Meow meow meow~""
After the kittens responded a few times, they dispersed obediently.
As wild cats, they feel perfectly content.
It’s the first time I’ve had such a full meal after waking up early, so it’s better to follow the master.
Cats and dogs are different.
After countless years of domestication, dogs have become humans' loyal companions.
Cats, on the other hand, took the initiative to come to human settlements in ancient times and expressed their willingness to hang out with humans.
Because as the level of agriculture continues to improve, humans have accumulated more and more food.
Animals such as mice begin to live near the barn, which is a huge temptation for cats.
So the ancestors of cats began to forage in groups near human settlements.
Slowly, humans and cats naturally established a long-term cooperative relationship and lived together. This is the so-called autonomous domestication.
To this day, just like killer whales, they have subconsciously defined humans as partners. This is an ancient memory engraved in their genes.
Therefore, cats will never take the initiative to harm humans. Even if they are persecuted by human cubs whose combat power is less than 1 but are still arrogant and domineering, they will try their best to tolerate it.
You must know that the reflex nerves of cats are about seven times that of adults, and the frequency of clawing can be up to 10 scratches per second.
Although it is no match for humans in terms of life and death fighting, if it is just a simple fight, it is difficult for ordinary people (without using tools) to take advantage.
Although the five kittens were born as stray cats, they have adapted to living alone in the wild.
But every time I look through a transparent glass window and see a domestic cat lying leisurely in a warm house eating canned fish, I still feel a little envious.
I hope that one day I can meet a shit shovel with whom I like each other and end this life of living in the open.
It was not until recently that they were accepted as registered disciples by Lao Li Kai Lingzhi, and they finally felt a sense of belonging.
However, this sense of belonging does not only come from the master.
But they have figured out that this old city is their home.
The friendly Twolegs living nearby can be counted as their poop scoopers, although they don't help scoop the poop.
(Author: I don’t have water, I don’t have water. I only write about the inner thoughts of the kittens when it is useful for the middle and later stages of the plot.)
After the kittens were gone, Lao Li jumped up onto the courtyard wall and hesitated while stroking the down on his chin with his front paws.
"Next, which little guy should wake up first, meow~ It would be too troublesome to wake them all up, meow~~"
All these Twoleg brats were very drunk yesterday. Lao Li casually used the method of falling into dreams to let them have a good sleep.
During this period of time, Xu Fei and others have accumulated a lot of pressure, and it is inevitable that they will feel sad.
This time, after getting drunk and having a lot of fun, Lao Li thought it was a good thing.
The method of entering dreams of the lynx clan is very magical. After obtaining the consent of the other party's "subconscious mind", they can easily fall into a deep sleep, so that both body and mind can get a good rest.
However, this spell has a serious flaw.
A sleeping person will voluntarily converge on the outgoing fluctuations of consciousness until he is completely defenseless, and it is difficult to wake up on his own initiative.
As a result, Lao Li had to temporarily take on the task of guarding.
After all, he did not obtain the consent of the Earth Star Alliance for his act of knocking people out without authorization.
If something happens to the princess from another world during this period, even if she is the sacred beast protecting the mountain of Longhu Mountain, she will still be unable to eat her and carry her around.
"Amitabha. Senior Li, the young monk suggests that Almsgiver Xu wake up first."
Monk Kewu sat cross-legged on a stone bench in the courtyard and made respectful suggestions.
He was the only one who didn't drink yesterday. After the sex, it took a lot of effort to carry everyone back to Xu Fei's home.
Fortunately, Fu Zhexingbao was able to ask for the payment password of the other party's mobile phone while he was conscious, otherwise he would not be able to pay the bill with his meager savings as an ascetic.
A meal of kebabs and beer cost 9,998 yuan. Even if an extraordinary person eats a lot, it is really unheard of.
"Why does the little bald donkey say meow like that?"
Lao Li jumped off the wall and landed directly on the monk's shoulders.
"that is because……"
Monk Kewu smiled sheepishly and said: "My Buddha once said that leisurely, following one's heart, following one's nature, and following fate, all conditioned dharmas are all the combination of causes and conditions. Dependencies arise from time to time, and conditions are gone when they are gone. It's nothing more than this."
brush.
A row of sharp claws popped out from the meat ball. Old Li narrowed his cat eyes and patted the monk's shiny head with a smile.
"Little bald donkey speaks human language, meow~ Otherwise, I'll scratch you with eight hundred ring scars, meow~~"
Monk Kewu immediately sat upright and spoke quickly: "Amitabha, I am compassionate. The poor monk believes that causes are phenomena, conditions are conditions, and the results of everything are caused by thousands of causes and conditions."
"Donor Xu and Donor Lei were consensual and were destined to share the same fate. The only difference was the word "cause", so the poor monk did it casually in order to sow the cause and get the result."
"So you put the two of them together?" Lao Li glanced sideways at the other party.
"Donor Lei is worried about Donor Xu's safety, so naturally we need to be together to make her feel at ease."
Monk Kewu had a smile on his face that was entirely for the sake of the other person.
"Why are we sleeping in the same bed, meow?"
Lao Li pouted, feeling that this little bald donkey was obviously up to no good.
Still reaping the rewards? What fruit do you want, a baby fruit?
"It is very cold in winter, so the bed is kept warm. The poor monk is afraid that the two donors will catch the cold, so he did this."
Monk Kewu stood up and explained while taking a detour to the back of the house near Leiyin's room, which was more convenient for peeping.
Extraordinary beings are more sensitive to fluctuations in consciousness, and sometimes physical observation methods are more subtle.
"Okay, meow~ How do you explain their weird postures, meow?"
Lao Li was a little convinced. This young monk could really talk nonsense. He was indeed the disciple of the annoying master. The temperaments of the master and the disciple were exactly the same.
"This... the young monk would like to call it physical art." Monk Kewu looked at the blue sky and expressed his artistic feelings without blushing or heartbeat.
Lao Li was speechless and didn't want to continue talking about this topic, so he asked:
"Why are the other little guys stacked on top of each other and meowing? When they wake up, they won't start fighting?"
But the monk smiled and said nothing, it was just his interest.
Seeing this, Lao Li silently raised the middle toe on his front paw with a look of disdain on his face.
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