"As... Sigurd Empire soldiers... bur... we shoulder the noble mission of protecting the country and people... Efficient action and execution are..."
The black iron sword stood in front of her, Leiyin held the sword with both hands.
While maintaining her majesty, she was also trying her best to adjust her body balance to prevent herself from falling.
It is very important to explain to new recruits the responsibilities and obligations of being a soldier.
Only those with strong faith and will can have a chance of survival on the battlefield.
"Ability to act and execute is...well!"
Suddenly, Leiyin frowned and squatted on the ground.
She covered her mouth and nose with her little hands, looking like she wanted to vomit.
"The general is injured! The general is injured! Quick! Call the military doctor!"
Cang was like an ant on a hot pot, running around the yard anxiously.
"The general is pregnant! The general is pregnant!"
Chang Luofeng was also like an ant on a hot pot, running around the yard anxiously.
"Brother Xu Fei, why have you done such a good thing! For such a major event that benefits the friendship between the two worlds, I, Chang Luofeng, on behalf of the Earth Star Alliance, award you the title of hero!"
Jumping in front of Xu Fei, Chang Luofeng's eyes widened, he grabbed the other person's shoulders and shook him hard, his face full of excitement.
As long as the princess from another world is pregnant, it is tantamount to a marriage between that empire and China!
From now on, everything will be easy to discuss when we arrive in another world. After all, we are in-laws!
Being so stunned that stars were popping out of his eyes, Xu Fei pushed Chang Luofeng away impatiently.
He stumbled over to Leiyin and gently stroked her graceful back, showing a very worried look.
"Fei...I'm fine."
Leiyin pursed her lips, and sometimes raised her eyes to peek at the other person, looking a little shy.
This is the first person who sincerely cares about himself after coming into this world.
She is also about to leave Earth Star, the only person she cares about and can't let go of.
Fei...I made you worry about me again...
Taking out a crumpled napkin from his butt pocket, Xu Fei lovingly wiped Leiyin's already clean mouth.
"I know you're okay..."
Throwing the paper ball behind him, Xu Fei shook his head.
He gazed gently into the other person's beautiful eyes, smiled and said:
"The physical quality of extraordinary people is much higher than that of ordinary people. The energy in the body will repair physical damage on its own according to the physical condition. And because the density of the body is too high, nothing will happen unless you eat a few kilograms of solid alcohol. The reason why we become drunk The feeling of vomiting is that the natural rejection of the body works. In fact, we can use consciousness to adjust the suppression, but we are originally here to drink and skewers. , drinking such a small amount of wine is like Zhang Fei eating bean sprouts, a piece of cake, not worth mentioning."
"???"
Leiyin's beautiful eyes widened, her long eyelashes suddenly fluttered, and the little bit of goodwill she had just added was instantly gone.
Not noticing the other party's reaction, Xu Fei patted his fiancée on the back again, then looked to the left and right with vigilance, put his head to Leiyin's ear and whispered:
"Honey, are you pregnant with a boy or a girl?"
"I'll buy baseballs for boys, and tennis rackets for girls. Sports skills should be grasped from childhood, and interests should be cultivated from an early age."
"Of course, it would be better if you are pregnant with twins, preferably twins! If it is not twins, should we consider having another one tonight!"
Somehow, she suddenly sobered up a lot from her drunkenness. Leiyin narrowed her beautiful eyes with an expressionless face and looked sideways at her fiancé, who was speaking so freely.
Then, her slender fingers slowly clenched together...
Xu Fei: "???!"
A small and exquisite uppercut accurately hit someone in the abdomen.
Xu Fei didn't even have time to make a sound before he turned into a human-shaped arch bridge and flew into the air.
I don't know if it was because of the alcohol, but Leiyin's cheeks became even redder, almost extending to her neck.
She bit her silver teeth lightly, swayed her big eyes from side to side, and said very seriously:
"Fei...it's not allowed to have children before marriage..."
Putting aside the relevant laws of the empire, this behavior is disrespectful to the supreme god Vidal.
"Woo...Woo..."
Suddenly, the girl who had just spoken righteously became filled with tears, and she changed from a mighty female general to a shy girl next door.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Leiyin covered her face and cried, and ran towards the women's restroom.
"Gan! Don't hurt me, Da Hua Xia and my silly boy!"
Chang Luofeng shouted, raised his hands and looked up at the sky, preparing to catch Xu Fei's falling.
Whizzing.
Two rusty razor blades were spinning towards Chang Luofeng.
Judging from its trajectory, although the angle is tricky, it deliberately avoids key points.
"Little tricks!"
First, pinch the blade near the left rib with two fingers together.
Then Chang Luofeng shook his hair wildly, and when he turned his head again, he had another blade in his mouth.
"How dare you pick up the things the general threw away? Don't you want to live anymore?"
With his pale chin raised high, he lifted up his cheongsam again and took out several hidden weapons from his inner thighs.
Among them, there are broken fruit knives, small steel plates, broken glass, steel nails...
Raising his eyebrows, Chang Luofeng held the razor blade in his mouth and said with a smile:
"Beauty Wen's hidden weapon is in an absolute realm, but Chang is flattered. However, this hidden weapon is too old and not worthy of your superb power-generating techniques."
With a thud, Xu Fei was slapped on the ground in a large shape, his whole body twitching, but no one paid him any attention.
Anyway, the extraordinary body is stiff and cannot die.
"Cang is a man..."
A girl named Fu, who was lying on the table and drinking, muttered something in a low voice, but no one paid him any attention.
As if Chang Luofeng mentioned his sadness, Cang lowered his head and explained in a low voice:
"I, I have no money, so I can only pick these from the trash..."
"Ugh~~~~"
Chang Luofeng spit out the razor blade, squatted on the ground and vomited crazily.
"Fu Zhexing, aren't you good at calculating? Just look at them acting like this!"
Shangguan Ritian couldn't bear it anymore, so he knocked the wine glass from Fu Zhexing's hand and grabbed his collar.
Fu Zhexing sighed, tears welling up in his eyes, and he hesitated and muttered:
"I am a man...I am really a man...I like magical girls, not men..."
"Shangguan Ritian, I am a man! I don't like men!" Fu Zhexing suddenly got angry and grabbed the other man's neck.
"Nonsense! Of course I know! Let me go!"
Shangguan Ritian was shocked. What the hell is this? Are there any normal people left?
"Hahahaha! Fight, fight!" Liu Ying happily waved the bottle and started clapping.
"Amitabha, how should this end?"
Monk Kewu sat cross-legged under the table, chanting the Buddha's name and clasping his hands together.
Seeing that everyone's nonsense was a little too much, I couldn't help but shake my bald head.
"Hahaha, okay, meow~ Children's emotions have been suppressed for too long~ It's good to vent, meow~ Little monk, don't worry so much, meow~"
Lao Li laughed loudly. He felt that these young people were very interesting.
Everyone is pretending to be drunk and crazy under the influence of alcohol, but in fact, they are very sober subconsciously.
Who is Li She? The lynx demon king who has mastered consciousness-based magic to perfection.
He could hear clearly what these children were thinking.
However, even Lao Li ignored an abnormal existence...
Barbajus was holding a black mobile phone and squatting in a dark corner of the yard, watching something intently.
He was so engrossed that not even food or wine could tempt him in the slightest.
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