At noon, the gate of Lao Li Kebab was unusually quiet.
Different from the usual bustling atmosphere, today it was completely silent.
Whenever passers-by come nearby, they will be in a trance, and then turn around and take a detour inexplicably.
The north wind blows in the alley, and plastic bags hit my face.
The dark-skinned girl in front of the main door ripped off the torn plastic bag that flew into her face, revealing Shangguan Ritian's expressionless face.
She held two boxes (less two bottles) of non-alcoholic beer in one hand and walked into the yard.
The whole person looked a little miserable.
Only half of the sleeves of the pink light down jacket were left, and the legs of the black pants were almost turned into strips of cloth.
There are two handsome cross scratches on his little face, caused by Sanpao's cat's claw technique.
The side ponytail was stuck on his head, which was kicked by the big black cat with a swift back kick.
In fact, the kittens are not that powerful, but Lao Li's "Five Tigers Imperial Formation" is indeed a bit abnormal.
The reaction speed of normal cats is seven times that of ordinary people.
These five trained kittens, with their perfect cooperation, are hard to detect.
Although there is some suspicion that Lao Li used some kind of amplification spell to strengthen the cat's physical fitness, he has no evidence.
In the end, Shangguan Ritian used all his strength and it took more than three minutes to knock them all unconscious.
Looking back now, the most hateful thing is that orange cat Erbing!
He always spits at him, and he sometimes thought there was some deep meaning in it. He frequently dodged and missed many opportunities to defeat the enemy.
It turned out that it was just spitting that disgusted people! Really abominable!
After the battle, Ancestor Li She kept his promise and allowed him to leave.
He was only asked to restore the battlefield ground to its original state, and the entire repair process took about ten minutes.
Turning his head slightly and looking to one side, Shangguan Ritian walked towards the dining table with a little embarrassment.
He had confidently boasted about his fast feet, but it took him nearly an hour to get back and his face felt a little swollen.
The others were fine, but Fu Zhexing's bad mouth would inevitably criticize him.
As soon as they entered the range of the soundproof array, the sound of wine bottles, shouts, sighs, giggles, scoldings, and all kinds of noises could be heard, making it very lively.
"Yo meow~ Shangguan boy is back, meow, come and have a drink with me, meow~~" Lao Li laid back leisurely on the leather sofa with his hind paws raised.
It was holding a two-cup cup that was about the same size as its own head, sucking it while waving its paws towards Shangguan Ritian.
The sofa was given to him by Fu Zhexing as a filial piety. I have to say that this little disciple of the head of Xuanyang is very sensible. I am very satisfied with it.
Around the sofa, Dahei, Erbing, Sanpao, Sixi, Wuwulang and several kittens were fighting for the meat that fell from the dining table, eating happily.
"Why is the ancestor here?"
Shangguan Ritian was surprised. He asked you to go first. Did you ask me to clean up the battlefield just to have a drink?
"You rude boy, meow~ You're talking bad about me in your heart again, meow~" Lao Li puffed up his mouth and muttered dissatisfiedly.
Then it slowly stretched out its paw, pointed to the opposite side of the table and continued:
"I'm here to do some work, meow~ But that bald donkey boy asked me to use illusions to prevent mortals from getting close to me, meow. The noise here is a bit loud, meow~"
Looking in the direction of the claws... Shangguan Ritian was stunned.
Good guys, the table is full of cow glasses and bottles of beer and liquor. How much have you drank?
They’ve almost emptied their wine warehouses!
Looking further ahead, eight people, gods and demons were dancing wildly...
Eight people?
Why has the number increased?
Shangguan Ritian was a little puzzled. He squinted his eyes and looked carefully again. Only one of the newcomers was someone he knew.
"Ah~~God~~you are back~~~~"
Xu Fei came over unsteadily, and Shangguan, whose mouth was full of alcohol, covered his nose and hurriedly stepped away.
"Huh? I bought so much wine and came back. Ah Tian, you are great! You have great wine putty potential!" Xu Fei's face turned red and he gave him a thumbs up happily.
"Brother Xu Fei, why do people like you lose your temper when you are drunk?" Shangguan put the wine box on the ground and frowned.
Although the contact time was short, Xu Fei left a good impression on him. He was a calm and considerate person.
With him present, he should try to delay the time to prevent the princess from drinking until he comes back.
How could he join in the mischief and drunkenness with everyone else?
Click, click, and the sound of tape being torn was heard.
Xu Fei sat down on the ground, shaking his head and opening the wine box.
He took out a bottle of yellow-orange non-alcoholic beer, turned his palm into a knife and made a beautiful horizontal slash.
boom!
The bottle cap and the mouth of the bottle flew far away together, and the moment the wine came into contact with the air, it turned into gurgling foam.
Xu Fei quickly held the mouth of the bottle in his mouth to avoid shameful waste.
Gulu, gurgle, gurgling... Poof!
Halfway through the drink, Xu Fei spit out the wine. The beer foam flowed down his face and dripped onto his pants.
Upon seeing this, Shangguan Ritian quickly took two steps back and stayed away from this dirty man.
After wiping his mouth randomly on his sleeve a few times, Xu Fei looked at Shangguan Ritian sadly and asked:
"A Tian, what kind of bad wine did you buy...caloric water? It doesn't taste like alcohol at all."
"We are extraordinary beings. We can't get drunk easily. We at least need some ninety-six degree water of life..."
Hearing the other party's dissatisfied complaints, Shangguan sighed speechlessly, brother, wasn't it the non-alcoholic beer you asked me to buy?
"Adjutant, return to the team..."
The clear and melodious girl's voice echoed throughout the small courtyard, and an invisible majestic aura enveloped the surroundings of the dining table.
Xu Fei shuddered all over, his facial muscles tensed and he stood up suddenly.
He stumbled to the east wall of the yard.
After standing side by side with the other two 'soldiers', he respectfully gave Leiyin a military salute and shouted loudly:
"General! Paratroopers on the 26th, Xu and Xu Fei reported for duty! They have received supplies from A Tian and successfully completed the mission!"
"Um……"
Leiyin put her little hands behind her back and nodded lightly to him.
The adjutant's efficient action made her very satisfied.
After shaking her body a few times, Leiyin paced in front of the two recruits. Her originally fair and gentle face had now turned red to the color of pig liver.
"Recruits... I hope you can learn from the adjutant..."
"Yes! Recruit No. 3, Cang Yuanxing will resolutely complete the assassination mission! In order to complete the sacred mission of the empire, I, I am willing to become a woman all year round!"
Cang straightened his back, flipped up his long hair angrily, pulled the chicken's neck and started yelling.
With such sincere feelings, if I hadn't known that this guy had drunk too much, I would have thought he was a loyal soldier serving the motherland.
"Report to the general! Sanren No. 1 Chang Luofeng can still drink 200 bottles! Today, I would like to thank the general for the banquet... I will steal the master's 200-year-old green bamboo wine to honor you another day!"
Chang Luofeng, with disheveled hair, held up the two cows in his hands, and was so excited that he kept convulsing and jumping around.
He, Liu Ying and Monk Kewu rushed over as soon as they received Fu Zhexing's message, for fear that something would happen here.
As a result, when Liu Ying saw the table full of wine and kebabs, her mouth suddenly curved and her eyes gleamed with greed.
She ignored Monk Kewu's dissuasion and joined the dinner with a smile.
How could Chang Luofeng be willing to suffer losses?
Seeing Liu Ying's mouth watering with a mouthful of meat skewers and a mouthful of beer, she became extremely angry.
Then he snorted and joined in.
By the way, Chang Luofeng also dug out two boxes of beef and two-sip cups from the wine store, intending to get Liu Ying, an alcoholic, drunk and take a video of her making a fool of herself as a souvenir.
But often the thoughts are beautiful, but the reality is very skinny. Liu Ying was indeed drunk, but she was not the only one who was drunk.
