(It’s a bit late due to time constraints. Please wait and watch. It will be revised in about half an hour.)
"Hello? Hello? Is it Xiao Fei? Is there a sound?"
"What kind of mobile phone are you using? Isn't it a Dafa brand?"
"You're talking like Bendouzi, please call me somewhere with a better signal!"
Click, Uncle Chen hung up the phone decisively.
Shangguan stood beside him with his hands on his hips, looking at everything with a proud expression.
Just now, the middle-aged shop owner refused to let him out and even threatened to call the police.
Since I couldn't explain it at the moment, I had no choice but to open my phone's address book and look for Fu Zhexing's phone number.
Unexpectedly, Xu Fei set Fu Zhexing's nickname to 'chirp fu chirp', which caused him to waste a lot of time.
All in all, it is really unreasonable for the dignified young master of the Immortal Clan to be slandered and stolen.
After proving his innocence later, let’s see how this person apologizes!
Ten seconds later.
'Grandpa called, grandpa, your grandson called you~',
Fu Zhexing's special ringtone for incoming calls suddenly rang, and Uncle Chen quickly clicked on it to answer the call.
"Hello?"
"Oh, what a little girl." Uncle Chen was slightly surprised.
"I have a black girl here wearing a pink down jacket, small pants and white shoes. She is buying something with your mobile phone. Do you know her?"
After glancing at Shangguan Ritian, Uncle Chen reached out to cover the microphone and whispered.
"Oh, she's your girlfriend's distant cousin? You asked her to help buy wine. Okay, that's okay, I thought she was a thief."
"A foreigner? Why do you look so dark and talk so weirdly?"
"Yeah, I understand. I'm learning Chinese randomly and mistaking classical Chinese for Mandarin."
"Oh, this dark girl has a good figure with a curvy figure and a festive appearance, but she is a bit dark." Uncle Chen sighed.
"Hey, brat, you dare to say that I am an LSP?! Tell me, how many of these gentlemen are not SPs? If one day I stop being an LSP, won't I suspect that I am sick?"
Uncle Chen retorted angrily, very dissatisfied with the duplicitous attitude of today's young people.
Men should boldly admit that they are lustful! Why do you think humans have flourished to this day? Of course, being single-minded is a good virtue.
"Go, don't think blindly, I'm looking for a partner for the single boy at home."
"You asked Hei what happened?"
"He is no longer good! The problem is that my boy is also black! Can the two briquettes get better together? I will definitely not turn into donkey dung eggs when I have children in the future!"
Uncle Chen shouted loudly into his cell phone, pouring out his dissatisfaction.
It seemed that because of the conversation, he had forgotten that there was a 'girl' standing next to him.
Seeing the other party's beaming expression, Shangguan Ritian gritted his teeth and clenched his fists loudly.
These two people are so nasty! It’s simply unpalatable!
In broad daylight, what kind of content are we talking about?
The key is that the protagonist in the chat is still himself disguised as a woman.
This is a double insult to his character!
Shangguan Ritian secretly made up his mind that if he wanted to wear women's clothing again in the future, he would definitely ask Fu Zhexing to whiten his skin color!
"Here, here you go. Xiao Fei wants to talk to you."
The conversation finally ended, and Uncle Chen handed the phone to Shangguan Ritian.
"Xu Fei, you are talking nonsense...!"
But as soon as Shangguan Ritian started speaking, he was interrupted by Xu Fei's anxious words.
"Master Shangguan, what are you doing? How long has it been? Can you come back quickly? We are drinking again!"
"Is this what you call fast walking? It's already been half an hour!"
"This... I will be back within ten minutes." Knowing that he was wrong, Shangguan Ritian couldn't say anything more.
He hung up the phone angrily and stared at Uncle Chen with eyebrows raised in silence.
The meaning is already obvious.
Shouldn't you say something to me? If you suspect someone else of stealing, you can't just let it go.
Uncle Chen had already sat back at the counter and was reading the instructions for the hair extension stick.
He shook his legs while flipping through, as if he didn't see the other person.
"Uncle, don't you have anything you want to tell me?"
Shangguan Ritian pursed his lips and asked righteously.
Without raising his head, Uncle Chen reached out and grabbed two large lollipops from the counter and pushed them towards each other.
"Um?"
Shangguan Ritian's eyes narrowed, and it turned out to be a new type of pure sucrose refined from three or four companies.
This product sells for 2.5 yuan a piece, which is very expensive.
It was a luxury food that he wanted to taste several times but was reluctant to buy when he was delivering takeout.
He grabbed the lollipop and stuffed it into the inner pocket of his down jacket.
This is a personal apology compensation and does not need to be given to Xu Fei.
"Hmph, you are somewhat sincere."
Without saying anything about the situation, Shangguan Ritian walked away with an unusually chic back.
I glanced at the time on my phone and saw that there were about eight minutes left.
This place is not far from a string shop. With his strong feet, even if he stops to pretend to be a passerby, three to five minutes will be enough.
Carrying two boxes of beer on his back, Shangguan Ritian galloped over the courtyard wall and ran quickly.
The main reason why he didn't put the drinks in the storage bag was because he was too embarrassed to unzip his pants in the open air.
Whenever he approached a fork in the alley, Shangguan Ritian would jump up and jump directly to the opposite wall.
I heard that the nearby road surveillance was destroyed by Brother Chang without anyone noticing, so you can move forward boldly with confidence.
About five minutes later, Shangguan Ritian frowned and felt something strange.
Unlike Shen Luoying, he has a very good sense of space.
Once you have been to most places once, you can remember the route firmly in your mind.
After running for so long, it stands to reason that we should have arrived at the store long ago.
After continuing for a few hundred meters, the surrounding scenery gradually became unfamiliar.
Hutongs and alleys disappeared, replaced by brick walls, toilets, and broken iron doors.
And three small scrawled tents stood alone in the bushes behind the toilet.
This place is the abandoned small park where he usually stays...
Suddenly alert, Shangguan Ritian immediately paused and released his awareness to observe his surroundings.
Ten meters, twenty meters, thirty meters, the range of consciousness spread became wider and wider, but nothing strange was found.
"Fellow Taoist, you are teasing me! Please show up and see me!"
Shangguan Ritian put the wine box on the ground and silently unzipped his pants.
In this case, it is not the time to save face.
The storage bag contains life-saving items given to him by his family.
"Meow~~~ I thought who was so bold and dared to bully my disciple, meow, it turned out to be Shangguan's little brat, meow."
A lazy yawn came from above his head, and Shangguan Ritian was so startled that he immediately jumped back more than three feet.
At such a close distance, even the other party could not be detected using the sense of consciousness.
The enemy's concealment methods are too clever!
Looking at the six 'beasts' standing side by side on the branches, a drop of cold sweat slid down Shangguan Ritian's face.
It is no longer a question of concealment whether visible to the naked eye or not.
The enemy's cultivation level was so unfathomable that he couldn't even feel the opponent's existence.
"Wrong, wrong, meow~ It has nothing to do with cultivation, meow, it's just that I used my consciousness to deceive your consciousness, meow."
The leading 'beast' shook its front paws and explained to Shangguan Ritian enthusiastically.
Upon hearing this, Shangguan Ritian's pupils shrank suddenly.
He forced himself to calm down and shouted angrily: "Who the hell is this monster that can actually read my thoughts?!"
"Oh, meow! You little brat, you don't even recognize me. I hugged you when you were a child, meow~" The beast's little tail stood straight up, as if it was a little annoyed.
Its cat eyes widened, and a bright white light burst out, shining directly on Shangguan Ritian's eyebrows.
Boom!
There was a loud buzzing sound in his mind, and Shangguan Ritian froze on the spot with dull eyes.
The billowing smoke and dust rushed towards the face, and the shocking pressure shook the world.
The thin 'beast' at the head quickly expanded in size and turned into a giant beast of 100 feet in the blink of an eye!
The huge cat head that covered the sky and the sun... no, the lynx head looked down and licked its mouth affectionately at Shangguan Ritian.
"ah?"
Shangguan Ritian woke up from his hallucination.
When he looked at the foot-long kitten on the tree again, the vigilance and hostility in his eyes had disappeared.
After adjusting his stance, Shangguan Ritian bowed respectfully and said, "Shangguan Ritian, a disciple of Tianmen Peak, pays homage to Patriarch Li She."
"It doesn't have to be so formal, meow~ I still like you to call me Lao Li, meow~~" the little lynx said leisurely, shaking its paws.
Li She, a lynx cultivated into a demon, nicknamed Lao Li.
He was a world-famous demon king two thousand years ago, who controlled thousands of feline demon cultivators in southern China.
Later, the underground world invaded the Earth Star on a large scale, and Li She personally led the four regiments of tigers, leopards, cats, and lions to resist bravely. When he was seriously injured and dying, he was defended by Taoist monks at the risk of his life.
After the war came to an end, Li She became grateful and became one of the twenty-seven guardian beasts of the nine peaks of Longhu Mountain.
In order to make it easier to steal the elixir, its cave was located at the top of Danxia Peak, which made Shen Luoying both angry and helpless.
Li She loved turning into a kitten and being petted by others, and hated being petted upside down the most.
It came down the mountain nominally to protect the princess from another world.
The real wish is to find a virtuous and virtuous Ragdoll cat cultivator and become a Taoist couple (preferably a royal sister and a rich woman) to end the 3,500-year-old single life.
"Disciple, I don't dare! Our ancestor has guarded the mountain gate for thousands of years, and he has worked hard to achieve great results! How can I be so disrespectful to you!" Shangguan Ritian bowed and saluted again.
Lao Li licked his paws and sighed: "Meow, you kid is still as rigid as ever, meow, forget it, meow, it's not important, meow~"
With his paws tapping lightly on the tree branch, Lao Li landed on the ground, full of fairy spirit.
The five kittens behind him also jumped down.
boom! boom! boom! boom! Bang? !
Dahei, Erbing, Sixi, and Lang all landed safely.
Only Sanpao, a little male cat with brown and white hair, landed on his face.
Fortunately, the site here is soft and has dry grass bedding, so it should be no big deal.
Lao Li twitched his beard twice, pretending not to know that his apprentice was stupid.
It stood upright, with its left paw on its hips and its right paw pointing forward, and said seriously to Shangguan Ritian:
"Shangguan's little brat, although you and I know each other, those who bully me must be punished~"
Hearing this, Shangguan looked at the five cats every day, and then noticed a black fur ball among them, which was the one he met ten minutes ago.
"Ritian had no intention of harming the black cat, and I hope that ancestor will forgive me." Shangguan Ritian immediately apologized sincerely.
Some people can't understand why Patriarch Li She accepted several mortal cats as disciples, and they were all male cats.
"There's no point in apologizing~ The opportunity is rare and you have to fight~~"
Lao Li smiled faintly, pointed to the five apprentices behind him and said: "Because of my status, I won't take action, meow. As long as you can defeat my five mortal cat apprentices, you will pass the test~~"
"Does Ancestor really mean what he said?"
Shangguan Ritian couldn't believe his ears. Isn't this just like giving it for free?
Those five stray cats were, at most, enlightened by their ancestors.
Not even a demon, how could he be compared with him, an orthodox Taoist monk.
"Of course I take it seriously, meow~~ But they have never practiced meow~ so you can only use physical skills to fight meow~~"
Dahei, Erbing, Sixi, and Lang all landed safely.
Only Sanpao, a little male cat with brown and white hair, landed on his face.
Fortunately, the site here is soft and has dry grass bedding, so it should be no big deal.
Lao Li twitched his beard twice, pretending not to know that his apprentice was stupid.
It stood upright, with its left paw on its hips and its right paw pointing forward, and said seriously to Shangguan Ritian:
"Shangguan's little brat, although you and I know each other, those who bully me must be punished~"
Hearing this, Shangguan looked at the five cats every day, and then noticed a black fur ball among them, which was the one he met ten minutes ago.
"Ritian had no intention of harming the black cat, and I hope that ancestor will forgive me." Shangguan Ritian immediately apologized sincerely.
Some people can't understand why Patriarch Li She accepted several mortal cats as disciples, and they were all male cats.
"There's no point in apologizing~ The opportunity is rare and you have to fight~~"
Lao Li smiled faintly, pointed to the five apprentices behind him and said: "Because of my status, I won't take action, meow. As long as you can defeat my five mortal cat apprentices, you will pass the test~~"
"Does Ancestor really mean what he said?"
Shangguan Ritian couldn't believe his ears. Isn't this just like giving it for free?
Those five stray cats were at best enlightened by their ancestors.
Not even a demon, how could he be compared with him, an orthodox Taoist monk.
"Of course I take it seriously, meow~~ But they have never practiced meow~ so you can only use physical skills to fight meow~~"
Shangguan Ritian nodded silently after hearing this.
Seeing that the other party agreed, Li She smiled happily, waved his little paw and ordered:
"Haha, meow~ Disciples~ we can finally test the new formation, meow~~~ Arrange in formation! The Five Tigers' Imperial Formation!"
""Meow meow! (Yes! Master.)"
The five kittens howled and dispersed to surround Shangguan Ritian.
"Meow, meow, meow! (Eyeing with eager eyes!)"
The big black cat came forward, its water-blue pupils shrunk into a straight line, its face was ferocious, and it looked like a glaring King Kong.
"Meow meow meow! (Tiger and tiger are powerful!)"
Erbing, an orange cat with two large round spots on its body, jumped to the front left and pouted its butt, like a white tiger descending the mountain.
"Meow meow meow! (The tiger is angry and the tiger is angry!)"
Sanpao came to the right front, raising his front paws in a cross-like shape, showing the style of a martial arts master.
"Meow, meow, meow! (The tiger is swallowed by the whale!)"
"Meow meow meow! (Tiger crowd!)"
Si Xi and Wu Wu Lang walked around behind Shangguan Ritian on both sides. One of them opened his big mouth to reveal sharp little tiger teeth, and the other actually stood upright with his claws forward, with a very wretched look between his toes and claws.
